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Good evening, everyone.
It's time for "AKBingo".
As an idol program for about six and a half years, "AKBingo" has been loved by everyone for a long time.
However, we can't indulge in it.
Furthermore, what should we do to enjoy it for the next ten, twenty years and for the viewers?
Tonight, I'd like to talk about the problems of the program with all of you and make it a better program.
Now, "AKBingo" starts.
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What's going on?
"AKBingo", are you all right? Isn't it dark in here?
In the first place, we say that we have to improve the program, but it's still interesting and there's nothing to fix, right?
It's because you say there's nothing to fix.
What?
"AKBingo", which has a history of six and a half years, proposes improvements for a better program.
Should we actually adopt those improvements?
We talk about it thoroughly in this studio.
First of all, the first topic.
A reform plan from Ms. Haruka Shimada.
"AKBingo" should stop pushing only young members.
First of all, whether you agree or disagree with this opinion, please move to either side of the seat.
First of all, whether you agree or disagree with this improved version of "shimada", please confirm your thoughts at this point in time.
At this point in time, there is a lot of opposition.
However, depending on the discussion, you may change your mind.
First of all, we would like "shimada" to give us her opinion.
I used to make a lot of reservations for "akbingo", but recently there were too many young members, so I stopped making reservations for recording.
First of all, "akbingo" is a 30-minute program, right?
That's right!
"okada" and "hana" did a serious project for three weeks, right?
That's right!
That's an hour and a half!
I calculated it!
"nishino" did a mixture like "nakimusukera", right?
That's right!
"nishino" did it!
Isn't it too long?!
No, it's funny!
No, it wasn't funny!
"shimada"'s claim is that recent "akbingo" is only pushing young people under the age of 12.
In particular, "okada", "kojima", and "nishino" spend too much time on the so-called 30-minute project.
On the other hand, "okada", "nishino" are against it from the beginning.
But after all, making a character is very important while you are in "akbingo".
That's right!
"shimada" has a character, so you don't have to come out anymore.
What kind of character?
It's very "gotsuku".
She said it! She said it!
We're like that too, but it's something that's been added over the years, and I think we want a character like that as soon as possible.
The person next to you is your mother!
And here, Kitahara, who is also in favor of this project, doubted my eyes.
Giving up a hundred steps for a scary project or a serious project is good for adding a character.
What is Sanjūshi's golf project?
It was broadcast about a year ago in this segment.
You guys are slacking off again, aren't you?
I was taking pictures to upload.
I know a certain meeting room and it has good light and I go there a lot.
It's coming!
No, no, no, you can't make it in time!
It's coming!
Seriously!
That was like a "gather"!
Kitahara-san, once again, what do you think of it?
I don't think it's above-average.
So, everyone, what would you do? What do you want from this project?
It's not like we want to see you three doing something.
So, we'd like to hear from the director who was in charge of this segment.
Director Yamashita, who has been participating since the beginning of this show.
Everyone asks me what my goal is, but...
I'm going to hold onto it.
You couldn't see the end of it, could you?
There's no end to it.
It's a variety show.
I don't need an end.
When did you become so sweet, Eike Bingo?
And you didn't even say anything when you cleared it.
Yeah, I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything?
I didn't say anything.
Aren't you the one who's not saying anything?
On the contrary!
I said it! I said it! Thank you!
But, Shimada-san, you yourself appear on this show quite a lot, don't you?
But, I don't appear on it for a long time.
That's not true!
The song "Harsh Rabbit"...
I didn't appear on it at all!
What are you talking about?
You sang it in bingo!
When you made me sing it in bingo, I didn't have any one-shots!
I won't do that!
Sen! Sen! Sen!
That's not fair!
Now, I'd like to ask the director's opinion, who was in charge of the cut.
Mr. Koyugai, please.
Thank you!
I'll say it all the time!
What do you think about this?
No, I'm always fair and think about various balances.
No, no, no!
It's not fair at all!
You didn't appear in it that much!
That's not true!
You didn't appear in it in bingo!
You don't appear anywhere!
That's right!
The director claims that all members appear equally!
Now, let's check it out with the actual video!
Yes!
First of all, where is Shimada?
Please focus!
Yes, first place!
Yes, second place!
Second place!
Yes, third place!
The third place is...
The picture is strong!
Yes, it is!
Oh, it's Krabbock!
No, it's balanced.
Yes, it's balanced.
But...ah, it's good.
The head is cute.
Shimada can't sing here.
Ah, it's Nana-chan.
Nana-chan can't sing here.
Can you shut up?
Ah, I'm sorry.
Ah, but look, it's well-balanced.
I think Shimada-san will be singing soon.
I'm singing here! I'm singing here!
Look, look! Shimada-san! Shimada-san!
Shimada-san is here!
Oh?
Where did he go?
Without Shimada appearing, 20 seconds later...
Koji has this smile and comes from here.
He's cute!
He's here! He's here!
Which one? Which one? Which one?
Which one?
He was there just now!
Eh?!
I couldn't recognize him.
It's a matter of position.
Ah...
Well, it doesn't mean it's biased, does it?
No, not at all.
But first of all, don't you like Krabbock-san too much?
Krabbock-san?
I like his sense of style.
No, it's just my personal feelings!
You're shaking.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Well, you know, people say I don't have a picture of me.
But on the internet, people say my face looks like Kojima-kun's.
Really?
First of all, apologize to Kojima-kun.
Shimada and Kojima look alike in this picture.
They look exactly alike! Huh?
It's just the angle.
They don't look alike at all!
It's like Shimada is trying to get close to her.
What do you think, Koremo-san?
Huh? They don't look alike!
If they looked alike, I think Shimada-san would be a little more popular.
That's because...
I want a girl like her!
That's right!
Give it to me! Give it to me!
On the other hand, from Hashimoto, who is sitting in the opposite seat, there are opinions like this.
I'm also one of the young members.
But these three are the only ones who are pushed by the young members.
Oh, I see.
It's not like all of the young members are being pushed.
In addition...
I also think about that.
Even if you don't talk much, you can see it just by laughing, right?
I don't actually show it much either.
I always feel like I'm only showing my triceps.
In that respect, I'm a little dissatisfied.
Even though you're talking right now, you're only showing your triceps.
That's right.
I'm talking, aren't I?!
Because you're not being pushed.
I'll end up like Shimada-san!
Now, regarding this improvement plan, we'd like to hear the opinions of these people who have been touring in the studio for a while now.
It's Tsukamoto Mariko-san!
It's Tsukamoto-san!
That's right.
Tsukamoto Mariko-san, who became a new member as an adult AKB member the other day.
Her adult opinion is...
I'm sorry, but I'm watching this show for the first time today.
Because you're an adult!
Because you're raising a child!
That's right!
I'm 37 years old now, but if I become a new member, which side will I be on?
Young or old?
That's right!
But according to Yoshimoto's rules, even if you're older, you'll still be a junior once you join.
AKB members are like that too!
That's right!
AKB members are like entertainers!
But they're juniors!
Do you agree or disagree?
Well... I'm sorry. What do you mean?
Cute!
Wait!
This is good!
Good!
Good! Good!
Minami Takahashi, as a general director...
Well, you've just been here, too, but...
What do you think about the idea that AKB is for young people?
Well, it's a trend of the times...
I see.
If they don't stand out, I don't think we'll be able to connect with AKB in the future.
For example, middle school students and seniors...
If they stand out, they'll stand out on their own.
Well...
On their own?
On their own.
Let's go to Shiodome!
Let's go!
Oh, you're late!
Let's go to Shiodome!
The improvement that only young members should not push...
Adoption or non-adoption...
Each of them raises their cards and takes in more than half of the opinions.
Well, let's go!
Please raise your cards!
And with that...
One adopted, fourteen adopted.
And with that, this proposal has been adopted!
We hope to continue recruiting more and more young members of AKB.
Everyone around me is looking at me like that.
The improved proposal has been rejected.
Next up is...
The improved proposal raised by Okada Nana-san.
Here it is!
The members who are not in the variety class should not be allowed to do monoboke.
Whether you agree or disagree with this opinion, please move to either seat.
Now, this Okada's improvement plan.
Are the opinions of the other members agreed or disagreed at this point?
It's about time.
Then, in the seat of approval...
No way!
What is this light?
Once again, the majority is against it.
How will the members' opinions change from now on?
First of all, Okada-san, please give us your opinion.
I've done a prank before, but I'm not good at it.
So I did it at home with my mom and said, "It's not funny. It's boring."
My heart felt like it was going to burst.
It was really painful.
In this show, there are many pranks that have appeared many times.
Of course, there are members who are good at it and members who are not good at it.
Okada claims that members who are not good at it should not force them to do it.
What is the basis for that?
I'm not in the variety group, so...
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
First of all, Okada, what is a variety group?
A variety group is a group of seniors who are active mainly in variety shows.
Who is in the variety group?
Shimada-san and Kitahara-san.
I'm in the variety group, too.
Kitahara-san is in the variety group. She doesn't know herself.
You don't know yourself, Kitahara?
I'm an actress.
What about Yokoyama?
What? What? Yokoyama-san has been funny lately.
She wasn't angry before.
What about Tano?
Tano-san is also in the variety group.
Tano wasn't aware of herself being in the variety group.
I'm not. I'm not.
Then, Tano-chan and I are of the same age.
Hey! I don't like it!
Shimada-san is also in the upper variety group.
Upper?
What does "upper variety group" mean?
It's like "I'm already in the variety group."
I'm actually an idol.
Tano-san can still be an idol.
But Shimada-san...
Wait a minute!
What? What? Nishino!
Does that mean Shimada-san can't be an idol anymore?
Idol doesn't really come to mind.
Hey! Say that again!
She's an idol.
My heart broke!
Nishino doesn't care about her seniors at all.
But like Okada, she's not good at making jokes.
I'm not good at making jokes.
I try really hard and think about it.
But when I do one joke, I get sad.
I get depressed.
In the end, I don't get used to it.
That's why it's hard for me.
Even if it's boring,
if the members around you get excited about it,
they'll think it was funny.
That's bad for the members around you.
Kiyoto-san and Uchida-san, you're also single, right?
That's right.
You're like a married couple.
I think there are pros and cons to making jokes.
So I think it's good for someone who can do it.
I'm not in the variety group.
You're in this group, too!
Yes, yes, yes.
It looks like fun.
I don't think it's good for me if I can't make jokes because I can't do funny things.
Why?
I like the gap.
I'm serious, but I think fans will be happy to see me do funny things.
Tano-chan, you're serious.
I'm serious.
You're serious.
You're serious, Tano!
Tano should show her hard work to the fans, not laugh or not laugh.
Here, Komiyama, who sits opposite, says that Nishino is not good at it.
Nishino doesn't eat things like punishment games.
She has to eat those things.
I know that, but do you eat things you're not good at in the world?
I do!
Shibana-chan!
No, you don't listen to Shibana-chan!
I do!
Shibana-chan!
It's a lie!
This is difficult.
It's difficult.
There are funny things to eat and funny things you don't have to eat.
Miki-chan's reaction is really funny.
It's funny that you don't eat and you're crying.
But some people like it because you eat it.
Even if I'm crying...
Even if Shibana is crying, she wants you to eat it.
She wants you to eat it.
Bingo is a place where you can challenge yourself, so I think you should do it.
Kojima-san and Komiyama-san, why are you sitting opposite?
Our senior members are graduating and this A.K.A. Bingo will continue, right?
If we don't have anyone to do it, it will be very difficult.
So we're not a variety group, so I don't think we should do it.
Kojima-ko, you think about it like that.
Thank you!
If I say that everyone in the variety group is not good at it and run away like that, it will be boring and there will be a lot of people who don't watch it.
I think it's better for young people to challenge themselves.
Although Okada and Hashimoto are of the same generation, Kojima and Hashimoto claim that they should challenge themselves even in Niigata.
And this senior member too.
It's too early to decide whether you're a variety group or not.
In yourself.
I was certified as an NMB member and then I broke my shell a little.
So if you run away, you'll never break it, so you have to try it to find out.
Whether you'll be cut or not.
I think this A.K. Bingo is especially kind, but if you start appearing on other programs, you'll be cut more severely.
A.K. Bingo...
Yokoyama-san, you're taking too long.
Nishida-san, are you listening?
Nishida-san, you're probably half-cut now, aren't you?
I know, I know.
It's been a long time.
But what you're saying is correct.
I know, it's correct.
How about you, Miyasa-san?
Oh, me?
I think all actresses have their own dreams, but if you go down that path, you won't be able to do what you can do now.
It's something you can only do now, so I think it's something you should do.
It's too early to decide.
Too early.
Not at all. Even for us, I think it's too early.
I see.
May I ask you something? What does variety mean to you?
Possibility.
Wow!
So cool!
Director Nishida-san, you're so cool!
I'll work harder on variety, Director Nishida-san!
You better be careful, okay?
That's why I don't have any NGs right now.
It's good that you don't have any NGs, right?
Oh, I'm sorry!
What's with you?!
Hey!
What's with you?!
Did Okada and Nishino's hearts move?!
The final decision of fate will be revealed in the second half of the show!
The 36th single "Labrador Retriever" will be released today!
It's my favorite of the year, isn't it?
Papa ya mama yori mo saki ni bakansu ni kita no kai? Did you come on vacation before papa and mama did?
(oh yeah!) (oh yeah!)
Last year was a time over, but love continues (continues)
The sun is waiting for you (sun is waiting for you)
You run a rubra doll and splash water in front of a wave (taiyo)
You invite us to chase you on the sand like you did that day (taiyo)
Take off your sandals (smile and) sandaru nugisutete (wattete) Take off your sandals (smile and)
Let's have our first kiss (taiyo)
We've been friends since we were little (taiyo)
Labrador (lubra dooru) Rubra doll (taiyo)
Labrador runs (lubra dooru hashitte) Rubra doll runs (taiyo)
Wave hits the shore (taiyo)
Splashing water (taiyo)
You invite us to chase you on the sand like you did that day (taiyo)
Throw away your sandals (taiyo)
Let's smile and kiss for the first time (taiyo)
A revised plan to stop non-variety members from doing silly things.
What is the final opinion?
Here we go!
Please raise it!
And with that, there are 15 people who voted "no" and "no"
So this proposal has been rejected!
A complete failure!
What moved the supporters was...
I thought I'd do my best with Takamina-san's words
I don't want to say "please do it on another show" and not be able to do anything
I want to do my best thinking it'll be for me
You can only do it now
Once in a lifetime!
That's deep!
It's like an O.O.L. Q-tip!
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