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Now, the momentum of Nogizaka 46 is unstoppable!
At this rate, it's close to surpassing AKB 48!
This is bad!
So, the match between Yokoyama Team K and Nogizaka, which started last week, is...
The winner is...
The winner of this round is Kanmuri.
What?!
A serious match between pride and Kanmuri!
Who will win?!
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The score is 1-1 now!
The next stage is...
"Only looking forward, you can't back down" Mono- mode battle!
By using about 50 items lined up here...
If you defeat an opponent with milk in it, you gain 1 point!
Within 5 minutes of the time limit...
The team with more milk in it wins!
First up is Nogizaka 46!
But...
Nogizaka, have you ever played Mono-mode?
No!
What?!
For the first time today!
Nogizaka, you said earlier that you've avoided Nogizaka.
Why do you treat it like an AKB?
But our Takayama has a one-shot game.
Wow!
Just in case!
Why do you treat it like that?!
I don't have one either!
Can you show us?
Today, we're here with AKB...
Amazing!
Kiyasaki, how was that?
That was terrible.
Terrible!
We also have AKB's first appearance, Yumoto, who has an amazing gag.
Really?
That's right.
Interesting.
First, introduce yourself.
Yes, I'm Yumoto Ami, 15 years old. Nice to meet you.
Yumoto Kawashima, show us your amazing gag!
What amazing gag? What are you doing?
Amazing!
She sang! She sang!
Amazing!
We're amazing! We're going to lose! Stop it!
Nogizaka 46 has suddenly failed at their first attempt.
Will they be able to make these five AKB members laugh a few more times?
Let's go!
Nogizaka 46's "If you blow it, you can't do it" monoboke battle, start!
Nogizaka 46's first monoboke battle, will they be able to make these five members laugh?
That was fast!
That was good!
Yokoyama-san, you're strong!
That was good!
Now, Takashima!
Yes!
Chiku-chuku-chu!
You're full of energy!
Now, Takahashi!
The two of you!
Here it comes!
Now, let's go!
Yes, Sakurai and Makasuki!
Chinese amazing tea!
That was good!
You're laughing by yourself!
Now, now, now!
Let's go!
There's a bug in it!
Save! Save!
Nice!
Nice! Nice!
That's right! Takayama, who showed off his one- shot game earlier!
Excuse me, but you're not allowed to say anything here! Over here!
Nogitaka gets 8 points!
It's painful!
Now, Eto!
What are you doing today?
Close!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's keep going!
That's right! Takayama again!
Close! Close!
Takayama!
And thus, Motoko Oobayashi was born!
I see!
And thus, Motoko Oobayashi was born!
Takayama gets 3 points in one go!
Will Nogitaka be able to keep up with this good flow?
Hey, Sudanichi!
Meow! Kitty!
No, I'm not stealing your food!
Nice! Nice!
Oops! Kojima blew it again!
Now, Gatsuki!
I thought of a frog ball...
That's a lot!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Nice! Nice!
Kojima, it looks like you're out of luck!
Now, let's go!
Nogitaka 46 additional audition!
No. 1!
Can I go with you?
Please come in!
Thank you for inviting me!
Nishino, that character...
Oh my! Nishino gets 2 points!
Can I have a drink?
That's right! The audition series is over!
Takayama!
Now, Takayama!
In this way, Kagawa Shinji-san is born!
That series is fine!
It's fine, this series! Give me more!
What's wrong with you!
Takayama! He got 3 points in a row with "Tendon"!
Give me more!
In addition...
In this way, Ichiro-san is born!
That series is fine!
Takayama! He got 4 points in "Born" series!
Next, Eto is in a piggy bank...
Takayama-san, eat up!
Good! Good!
One more! One more!
Takayama!
In this way, Sharapova is born!
It's fine!
Okay, it's over!
Takayama did a great job in "Born" series!
As a result...
Nogisaka 46 got 18 points!
It's your first time, isn't it?
What do you think of it?
I didn't know that "mono-boke" is so difficult!
But you did very well in "Tuna"!
I put my life into it!
Next, A.K.B. team will challenge!
A.K.B. has done "mono-boke" many times, so I think it's okay!
You don't know how to slide, do you?
What do you think of "mono-boke"?
I'm not good at it!
But you like manga, don't you?
That's right! I like "Hunter x Hunter" very much!
Koharu is good at reproducing!
Can I borrow your body?
Can you borrow my body?
As long as you're standing, right?
Yes! Then I'll do "Gone" of "Hunter x Hunter".
Can you be nice to me?
I'll do it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Hey, just say it already! I've completely forgotten about it!
And then...
I can do the manga's "Ichimon Ono" too!
Hey, that's too much! Stop it already!
What is it? Can you do it?
I can do it!
An anime-lover's one-frame-dance-management- challenge!
It's called "Attack on Titan" and it's about walking and running.
I'll do it!
Go, Ishida! Don't lose!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I lost! I lost! I lost!
If you lose again, come out!
Now, this is the main topic!
With this "monoboke" which is an A.K. Bingo's standard plan,
we can't lose to Nogizaka in the first round!
So...
"If you lose, you can't do the "monoboke" battle"! Ready, go!
- Okay! - Let's do it!
Captain Yokoyama will go first!
Sensei, I don't know which one is a mop!
Now, Shionne!
What a pain!
She did it! She did it!
That was close! That was close!
That was close! Now, Ishida!
Confirmed!
Now, Uchida got two points!
Kitahara got a bonbon and a ping-pong ball!
I was born this morning...
Now, Kitahara got two points!
That's good! That's good! Now, Kobayashi!
Come on, Kitahara! That's enough!
Save! Save!
Now, Tanaka!
- Yes! - Oh!
- That's funny! - That's funny!
Let it go! Let it go!
You're weak!
But you laugh right away!
- Next! Kitahara! - Kitahara again!
Eh? Isn't that Yusaku Matsuda?!
You two won! You two won! You two won! Amazing!
- Let's go together! - Aigasa and Kojima! - Aigasa and Kojima!
- Let's go! Go ahead! - Mori-chan, isn't your makeup heavy today?
- Eh? Mako too! - Eh?
- Ah! Close! - Close! Close! Close!
Next up is Uchida!
How many seconds will this play last?
Uchida, the laughing god descends and gains one vote and four points!
Fifty-seven point five kilograms.
- That's good! That's good! - That's good!
That's good! Hurry up! Three minutes have passed!
Free goddess!
Sunflower!
Eh? Is there only one cabbage for dinner today?
- That's good! That's good! - Thank you very much!
- What does "sandata" mean?
- Now, Uchida is here again!
- Now, Uchida!
- I'm sorry, Mom, I said it.
- Uchida! You have talent!
- Uchida! You have such a talent!
- Uchida's great success has left 1 point for Nogizaka with 18 points!
- But there is little time left!
- Now, Miyazaki!
- As I thought, grilled meat is good with charcoal!
- Nagashima is out and finally wins!
- And now, Uchida!
- Oh, no! Will it get better soon?!
- Uchida!
- Uchida is amazing!
- Uchida's talent has improved!
- It wasn't just rock-paper-scissors!
- Uchida was so funny, it was crazy!
- It was crazy!
- Uchida!
- I'm sorry I said that to you, Mom!
- That was pretty good!
- Everyone was so funny!
- I was surprised!
- Especially you, Nene!
- Oh, you too, Shimada-san!
- Your body is so muscular!
- And so, AKB won the "monoboke" match!
- The total score is 2-1!
- And now, the third stage is...
- "Cremiona" or whatever it is!
- And now, we'll have the "monoboke" match!
- Please explain the rules!
- And now, we'll proceed with the rules!
- In the dark room, what is there?
- The challengers will step forward one by one and guess!
- By the way, it's dark, so you can't see anything.
- The ceiling and the ceiling are connected, so it's hard for everyone to see.
- What is there?
- Raise your hand if you know what it is and answer it.
- If you answer "yes" or "no", you win!
- Well, Nagashima...
- Try saying something sexy that always tempts me!
- Hey...
- Kiss me!
- Wow!
- That's what you like, right?
- That's right!
- By the way, for those of you who didn't understand the rules at all, we won't press it!
- Now, you'll play a game where you have to guess what's in the dark room!
- For more information, we highly recommend the DVD of "No Giving" which is currently on sale!
- The first challenger is AKB! The challenger is...
- I'm scared...
- You don't like it?
- I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it...
- Always smiling Kojima Mako and super scared Tano Yuka!
- This time, who will welcome these two in the dark?
- Now, everyone in the studio, please look at what's in the room!
- Here it is!
- It's a construction site robot!
- Now...
- It's over there, right?
- Yes.
- Now, I'd like you two to give it a try!
Now, are you two ready?
Don't scare me like that!
- Kano! - Yes?
- Are you okay in the dark? - I can't do it!
I mean, I sleep with the lights on!
- Now, let's go! - Let go of me!
Now, let's go!
"What's in the dark?" Start!
Will they be able to guess what's in the dark?
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
Are you okay?
- Hurry up and say it! - You're so cute!
- Why are you doing that? You're the worst! - Go forward! Go forward! Go forward!
There's nothing there!
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- It's okay to walk about ten steps! - It's okay to walk about ten steps!
- Really?! - Yes!
- Teacher! - That's scary, too!
Teacher! I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it anymore!
You're the only one who can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it anymore!
- I can't do it anymore! - Tano, shut up!
- I can't do it anymore! - There's nothing there, right?!
- I can't do it anymore! - You're the best, right?!
I can't do it anymore!
Tano clings to his junior's lap and can't do anything!
Tano, go forward!
- Where is it? - A little more forward! A little more forward!
- It's getting closer! - It's getting closer!
Is it this way?
Wait! I'm a little scared!
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- It's okay?! - It's scary!
- Is it this way?! - Is it this way?!
- Yes! Yes! - It must be this way!
Here!
I can't do it anymore!
You can do it!
She collapsed!
What's wrong with you?
I lost my balance.
She lost her balance!
Tano-san, you lost your balance!
Tano...
Did you laugh?
I didn't do anything!
Did you laugh?
The staff is in a panic!
Especially for Tano...
She's in a state of panic!
Go forward a little more! Go forward! You go forward!
Kojima has a strategy against Tano who doesn't go forward!
Let's go one step at a time like we're getting married!
I have to walk without sound...
Kojima! The sound might be a hint!
That's right! If I listen carefully now...
If you listen carefully...
Don't stand up! Don't stand up!
Can you stand up for now?
Don't touch it! You can't get it right!
But I don't know what it is at all!
It's pretty close, isn't it?
It's close! It's close!
Try touching it! Try touching it!
Ah! It's a machine!
It stopped! What should I do?
Chance! Chance! Touch it! Touch it!
Touch it now!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
Who is moving it? What is it? Tell me! What is it?
Wait! Wait!
It's about time for the time limit!
Can the two of them get the correct answer?
Now, Kojima! What is the answer?
I know!
Yes!
"The Goddess of Freedom"?
Damn it!
This is the correct answer! This is the correct answer!
Okay! Time's up!
The correct answer is...
this one!
Tano! Tano! Tano! Look! Tano, look!
This is not free love!
But it looks like you!
It doesn't look like me! My hands are up, you know!
Tano and Kojima's pair, unfortunately, is not correct!
Next up is the Nogizaka team!
Shunshi and Gachi are not good at this.
Gachi is scared of Matsumura.
And Gaga is kind like a mother.
Who will they meet?
This is it!
It's a formal bathroom.
I think it's going to be difficult.
Let's see what's inside!
I'm scared!
Don't be scared!
One...
Two!
It's pitch black!
It's not one or two at all!
We can do seven or eight!
Which one?
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven!
Wait! I really don't like it!
They don't move forward at all!
We can do it!
Don't be quiet!
I'm scared!
Are you okay?
Don't bite me!
No!
And now...
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
And the two who are always scared...
Oh my god!
What's wrong?
Something is coming out!
Check it out!
Come closer and check it out!
Where is it?
I don't think you can tell if you don't come closer!
Where is it?
Put your hand in there!
Come closer!
Something hit it!
Come closer!
Here we go again!
I'm scared!
What's wrong?
Did you get hit?
What's wrong?
Where did you get hit?
What's wrong?
She got hit in the face!
Has she finally come to her senses?
Has she finally reached her goal?
What is it?
This is definitely...
What is it?
I think I know what it is.
There's one in my head.
Then...
Please give us the answer!
One, two...
Toilet!
Correct!
That means...
What do you think the water was earlier?
It's dirty!
That's it for this week!
Next week, it's finally decided!
Finally, an audition is held!
On May 21st, AKB48's new single "Labrador Retriever" will be released!
Please watch the music video with 36 people wearing swimsuits!
Baby love, a pure white parasol is
Your one summer reservation
Beach side, seventies bikini is
Your favorite of the year, isn't it?
Before mama and papa, did you come for a vacation?
Oh yeah! Last year was a time over
Ah, the continuation of love
The sun is waiting for you
Running on Labrador, in front of the waves
As water splashes and bounces, it invites us
Chasing on the sand, like that day
Throwing away your sandals (laughing)
Shall we kiss for the first time?
Since we were little, we grew up together, friends
Friendship is...
Running in the night, while splashing water in front of the waves
We'll fly too, chasing after the sand
Throw it all away and let's kiss for the first time
Next week, we'll reveal our highlights of next week!
Next week, the battle between Bright and Kamori is finally over!
Let's go, team!
Yeah!
Let's do our best!
Yeah!
Will they win?!
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