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AKB48's official rival, Nogizaka 46 was born!
Their eighth single released in April of this year!
Did you know their one-of-a-kind memory?
They won first place in seven consecutive albums in a row!
Their single sales have always been soaring!
They're the most active group right now!
That's right! At this rate, Nogizaka 46 will soon surpass AKB48!
This is bad!
We have to crush them before it's too late!
Tonight, the battle between the two groups will open up a new chapter!
And their friends are...
Team K, as you know!
Traditionally, Team K is said to have the strongest bond among all AKB members.
Since the beginning of time, A.C.E. has gathered from each group and became the strongest team!
But Team K has been severely stopped by this group!
Team K is said to be the strongest team in the sports world.
So, losing to their official rival, Nogizaka 46, is unforgivable!
That's right! If Team K loses to Nogizaka, it means...
It means AKB48 has lost!
Team K! Crush Nogizaka 46 and Kampu Gaki!
This is bad!
Are you guys being arrogant?
It's unusual of you to put so much pressure on us!
That's right!
Are you confident, Kitahara?
Yes, I am!
The A.C.E. members of each group are here, right?
They're not here today!
They're not here?
They're here to win!
This is bad!
Wait a minute!
We're the A.K.B. of Australia!
We're Team K!
Wait a minute!
Who are you?!
I'm Uchida Mayumi, who took the center in the order of the referees!
You're still a youngster in the rock-paper- scissors tournament!
I'm still young!
Don't look down on me like that! It hasn't even been 3 years since I became Nogizaka-san!
It's enough just for me, the soccer coach!
I understand! Then let's have her appear right away!
Nogizaka 46, come out!
♪ Have you noticed? ♪
There's a head-to-head scene!
There's something I've never seen before!
What's that?!
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Let me introduce you once again, the members of Nogizaka 46!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
Wait, wait! Why are you treating Nogizaka-san like this?
What do you mean "treating"?!
Why are you welcoming us so warmly?!
You guys are all members of AKB's staff, right?!
- See?! - See?!
- Why?! - Wait, wait!
- What?! - Even though we're AKB's staff,
Nogizaka-san also uses this program's staff and staff
Why don't you do a program called "Nogibingo"?
Until March of this year, Nogizaka 46's Kamuri program "Nogibingo" was broadcasted!
The host, Okada Iijiri, also...
...recorded it in the studio of AKBingo!
The DVD of "No! Nogibingo" is currently on sale!
- You guys used this set, right? - Yes!
- That's not very good, right? - That's right!
And...
- Our Akimoto is saying he wants to say hello - What? What? What?
To Kiyoto-san's heart...
...kiss!
So cute! So cute!
So cute!
We also have idols here!
- Shimada, go! - Be kind!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
To Kiyoto-san's heart...
...kiss!
Disgusting!
AKB has suddenly been left out...
...so we'll explain how they'll battle!
This time, both groups will battle on four stages!
Each stage has AKBingo and Nogibingo!
Each of them has their own signboard project!
If you win the game, you'll get points!
The group with the most points in the end will win!
By the way, the group that wins...
...will receive a reward from Fujii-p!
What is it? What is it?
The group with the most points in the end...
...will receive a reward from Fujii-p!
What?!
Is that okay, Fujii-p?
We've confirmed it with Mori-p as well!
Is that so?!
With Fujii-p... well, it's okay!
It's okay!
A battle that Team K can't afford to lose!
First up on the first stage is...
...a break-and-braze battle between Kawaii-san and Mizuki-san!
First of all, we'd like you to compete with Nogibingo's popular songs.
Here are the rules!
Now, I'll explain the rules.
For the AKB team and Nogizaka team,
each of you will perform a heart-pounding act in a given situation.
If all of the judges think it's Kawaii, you win.
If all of you clear it first, you win.
How about it?
Nogizaka members, are you doing your best?
Do you remember my briefs?
Alright, I'll say it!
AKB members, please show us a heart-pounding gag!
Really?!
Well, I've been studying Haraishi-san's gags lately...
That's cheating!
Hey, look at the sky!
It's a bird!
It's an airplane!
It's Superman!
No, it's a bird.
Miyazaki, what did you think of that?
Well, it's boring as hell.
It's boring as hell?!
Let's do it!
And, the judges who will judge the members' heart- pounding acts are...
General middle school students, salarymen, and foreigners.
If you have 3 hearts, you win.
The group with the most hearts in the time limit wins!
Here is the first situation!
Nice!
Now, let's have the challengers appear!
First up is the growth team!
Models are also beautiful!
Shiraishi Mai, 21 years old!
She's from Oita and is good at cooking!
Eto Misa, 21 years old!
Next up is the song lovers of Showa!
Kendo Nidan, Takayama Kazumi, 20 years old!
Next up is the AKB team!
So cute!
The fashion leader of the team!
Aiga Sagoe, 16 years old!
She loves girls' comics and has a dream of falling in love.
Kitahara Rie, 22 years old!
She's the strongest heavyweight in the AKB!
Shibada Haru, 21 years old!
These six girls will show us their cuteness!
Are you confident in winning?
To be honest, I'm not confident.
We'll start with Shiraishi.
It's okay. She's cute even though she's 57kg.
I heard that you and Matsubara will do a backflip.
Yes, we will.
You're cute today, too!
You're the cutest!
You're the cutest in the universe!
You're the cutest in the galaxy!
Thank you!
I haven't been feeling well lately.
Let's do a nosebleed!
I'm so happy! Thank you, Moe-chan!
Let's do our best today, too!
What did we find?
There are girls who can do a backflip better than the AKB!
Let's do it!
Hey, Yui-chan.
There are a lot of famous sayings about the AKB.
For example...
Usotaro!
It's not a lie. I really like you.
Just kidding! Just kidding!
I don't care if it's a joke. I'm serious.
Effort will be rewarded.
You and I will be connected.
Rie-chan...
Yes! Fall in love!
Thank goodness it's only "fall in love".
Now, who will make the judges more excited?
"Make you phrase" time-race, start!
It's started.
Those who want to continue, please restrain yourselves.
It's out!
Takayama!
Takayama! "Make you phrase", go ahead!
Bah! It's here!
You failed!
Why didn't you make it?
I wanted it to be a little more "gui", "gui"
Oh, I remembered!
Oh, Rie-chan!
Go ahead!
Excuse me.
It's time for your medicine.
My chest hurts. It's hot, isn't it?
Sorry!
Judges and audience, please give your verdict!
Belle didn't make it either?
She didn't make it.
Why?
She might be injured.
She suddenly jumped up.
Are you serious?!
Oh, Shirai-shi!
I remembered!
Go ahead!
Huh?
Even if I measure it, it's not hot.
Can I do it for a second?
No!
Mine is hotter.
Judges and audience, please give your verdict!
This is...
Sensei!
Sensei, why didn't you make it?
I don't know what it means.
You don't know what it means?!
I don't know what it means!
Let's move on!
Now, Sensei!
Now, Aino-san!
Go ahead!
Yes, it's lunchtime!
Huh? Can't you eat it?
Umm...
Are you a junior high school Yankee or something?!
Now, Eto!
Yes!
Let's go!
Go ahead!
I didn't get a nurse's call,
but I couldn't stop thinking about you during work.
So I came to see you.
It's a secret!
Now, judges and audience, please give your verdict!
Now, first place goes to...
Now, Eto is first place.
Let's go, Shimada!
Let's go!
Go ahead!
Oh, did you call for a nurse's call?
Oh, you can't sleep?
I'll clean up for you!
Don't do that!
Don't be mad!
Please give us your judgement!
Are you ready, Kitaura-san?
Yes, I'm ready.
Can you do it?
Go ahead!
If you don't do it like this, I'll say I like you.
Please give us your judgement!
Now, Ogi-san wants to catch up with the same score!
Go ahead!
Now, Shirai-shi!
Go ahead!
Please don't say you want to see me as many times as you like!
I can't help it...
Well...
From now on...
Please call me!
Now, please give us your judgement!
You did it!
Goal!
You did it!
It's a tie now, so...
Nogizaka gets one point!
Thanks to Shirai-shi and Eto's performance, Nogizaka wins!
The next situation is...
This one!
The classroom after school!
Now, let's have each group's challenger appear!
Go ahead!
First up is the AKB team!
Her heart-pounding phrase is...
Can you shine brighter than you did before?
Yui Yokoyama, 21 years old!
So young!
Her smile, her smile, her smile...
30-year-old Ojina Umato, 16 years old!
So cute!
Tano Yuka, 17 years old!
So cute!
Next up is the Nogizaka team!
From Germany to Tokyo...
The most beautiful young lady...
Erika Ikita, 17 years old!
Kansai woman who is the best in Japan! Her specialty is illustration and literature!
Nishina Nana, 19 years old!
Slide-skating variety queen!
Nakashima Seira, 19 years old!
So, Team AKB, are you confident of winning because of your cuteness, Yokoyama?
First of all...
I feel like a Yankee I can't take off.
You feel like a Yankee you can't take off, right?
That's all!
You feel like a Yankee you can't take off.
So, Team Nogizaka...
Is Ikuta good at improvising songs?
Yes, I sing a lot.
Ukulele...
You can improvise songs with a ukulele?
Yes, I respect Team K very much...
So, I want to sing with Team K in mind.
Please sing a song for Team K!
Thank you for your support!
Energy surge,
Simulcaneous...
Third?
Who is first?
First is team A.
Second is?
Team B.
Third is?
Third is team K.
Third...
Wait, 156th, sit down.
You know...
Our AKB has people who can sing!
Right?!
You didn't know, did you?!
Oh, your usual song!
Sing!
Please listen to Ayumi Hamasaki's song.
AKB is getting popular!
I'll sing your usual song.
Everyone, please look forward to it!
One, two...
Let's fly in the blue sky.
I'll give you white sand.
Are you a local shopper?!
Is 10,000 yen okay for you today?
10,000 yen...
You're cheap! What are you doing?!
Excuse me, but...
There's a girl in Nogizaka who can imitate you.
Can you do it?
She's crazy about you!
Na-chan!
What? What can you imitate?
Um...
Inagawa Junji-san's...
Thing...
Inagawa Junji-san can imitate such a small person?!
It's okay, right?
It's okay?!
No...
I'm scared...
Variety shows are scary...
No...
Um...
Yes...
She's putting in her heart and soul!
Now, the match begins!
Who will receive high praise?!
Start!
Variety shows...
Yes!
That's amazing!
Everyone, let's go!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Ah!
I did it again!
Who's idiot, idiot, idiot!
How is it?
Wow!
What? Really? That was no good!
The "dodjikko" character is already old.
"Dodjikko" character!
Let's continue!
Yes!
Let's go to the next one!
Go ahead!
Nanana, can you come over here for a second?
I think you two can go in here, so can you not go in together?
Now, let's go to the next round!
Ah!
Seriously!
That was no good at all!
Let's go to the next one!
Here's the "muneki" phrase!
Eh? Are you leaving already?
Ei!
Eh? Do you want me to return it?
No!
Because I want to be with you for a little longer!
Ah!
Good work, club members!
I've been waiting for you to come!
Now!
Please give us your verdict!
It's a no!
You're not a stone, Tano!
Don't get mad!
Now, let's go!
Now, let's go to Kojima!
Go ahead!
Hey, I'm sorry!
I forgot my jersey and borrowed it without asking!
But...
Was it a little big?
Now!
Please give us your verdict!
It's a no!
You're good!
You did it!
Okay!
Now, Nishino!
Yes!
Go ahead!
You've worked hard all day!
Ah!
This...
I don't want to erase it!
Now!
Please give us your verdict!
It's a good one!
It's a no!
It's a good one!
Let's go to the next room!
Are you okay with the flu for 3 days?
I took your note the other day.
Did I bother you?
Captain Yokoyama passes and scores 2 points!
Will they win?
On May 21st, AKB48's new single "Labrador Retriever" will be released!
Please watch the music video for "Labrador Retriever" tonight!
Please watch "Labrador Retriever" and "Labrador Retriever" together on May 21st!
♪ Did you come for the vacation? (Oh yeah!) ♪
♪ Last year was a time over ♪
♪ The continuation of love (continuation of love) ♪
♪ The sun is waiting for you ♪
♪ Running like a ragdoll ♪
♪ In front of the waves ♪
♪ Splashing water ♪
♪ We'll invite you ♪
♪ Chasing after the sand ♪
♪ Just like that day ♪
♪ Throwing away your sandals (smiling) ♪
♪ Shall we have our first kiss? ♪
♪ Our love has always been ♪
♪ Unbreakable ♪
♪ You've been watching over us for years ♪
♪ Since we were little ♪
♪ We've grown up together, friends ♪
♪ Our ally is a ragdoll ♪
♪ Running like a ragdoll ♪
♪ In front of the waves ♪
♪ Splashing water ♪
♪ We'll invite you ♪
♪ Chasing after the sand ♪
♪ Shall we kiss? ♪
Currently tied breast muscle time race
The rest is Tano and Nagashima's one-on-one fight!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go to Nagashima! Here you go!
Hey, hey, pay attention!
Short!
What!? Why!?
Please judge!
First of all...
Well, let's go! Tano, will you go?
Here you go!
Ah! I can't reach it!
Help me!
Ah!
Yay!
Tano, please judge!
Yay!
I can't reach it!
I'll give you one point each!
Yay!
Tano, I'm glad you pulled it off.
I'm so glad!
When you were happy at the end, you threw it away like this!
You were too happy!
Koiko, what did you think of this?
The school situation suits me quite well, so I couldn't stand it anymore.
You couldn't stand it!
That's all for this week!
Next week, they'll have another battle and decide who their best friends are!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
And now, it's the first encounter between the adult AKB and the general director!
Mr. Tsukamoto of adult AKB, who came to visit us the other day for recording!
There, Mr. Tsukamoto will have a direct interview!
Now, Mr. Tsukamoto, please introduce yourself to the camera.
I'm a 37-year-old mother of two children selected by adult AKB48.
My name is Tsukamoto Mariko. Nice to meet you.
Now, let's ask Mr. Tsukamoto what he can and cannot cut with an AKBingo!
If you could watch AKBingo, would you be okay with powder?
It looks fun, so I think it's fine.
Really?!
It's a powder disinfectant robot!
Since we're both bowlers, we'll have weirdos eat it. Is that okay?
I'm a little worried about that, but I don't know about weirdos.
Weirdos are also absolutely impossible!
That's not what we're talking about!
Look forward to Mr. Tsukamoto's future activities!
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