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Miki Nishino, 14 years old, Team 4.
Unlike her cute personality...
I won't lose to a brick like this!
...she doesn't show her arrogant personality.
Shut up!
In fact, she has a suspicion.
And that is...
You're so bad at this!
That's right! She's a bit of a scaredy-cat!
In a game where you have to guess what's in a box...
...she can't even put her hands in!
And there...
...she won a grand prize at an amusement park!
How bad is Miki Nishino?!
She'll race with her teammates and seniors...
...and decide who's the worst at this bad race!
I'm definitely better than her!
Huh?!
You'll see!
Who's the worst?!
Let's get started!
Today, A.K.A. Ming...
...is in Yomiuri Land!
Yeah!
She's so excited about this game!
Do you know what we did today?!
We went to play!
Yeah!
Shut up, you brat!
Miki!
Are you stupid?! Of course not!
Today, we're doing this!
Here we go!
What's this?!
Nishino-san, you're not good at it, right?! Congratulations!
Wait a minute! I'm not bad at it!
You're not bad at it?!
No, I'm not!
Wait a minute! You're not bad at it?! How is it, if you say you're not bad at it?!
I'm not bad at it!
You're not bad at it, right?!
Not at all! How is it?!
It seems like Nishino can't accept it, so let's explain the reason!
Now, look at this!
Director So, from Takahashi Minami to Getemo's food, the time is...
13 seconds!
Compared to that, Nishino...
6 seconds!
What is this?!
That's not right!
Now, Minami Hidekishi, you have 3 seconds to put your hand in the box!
Now, compared to that, Nishino is...
20.18 seconds!
That's not right!
Putting your hand in the box is a big premise of this project!
That's not right!
Thanks to Nishino, who is always scared, the recording time is extended!
Can you still say you're not bad at it?!
Yes!
I understand!
Then, let's do it!
Is Nishino really not bad at it?!
Grand prize winner, Yomiuri Land!
This time, Nishino is going to do a bad driving test
There are various attractions from adults to children
On this month 19th, a new coaster will be opened, Yomiuri Land!
What kind of bad driving test is waiting for Nishino here?
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First of all, the stage of the first test is over there!
- Let's go! - This is bad!
- This is super bad!
This is a proud coaster of Yomiuri Land, BANDIT!
It falls from a height of 78 meters at once and has a speed of 110 km/h!
This is a bad driving test program held on such a Japanese-style coaster!
If you're not bad at it, you'll get high scores! BANDIT Karaoke Battle Bad Driver!
- Do you like karaoke? - I like it!
While riding a proud coaster, you will compete in a bad driving test based on karaoke scores!
The competition will be held on a mobile karaoke app!
If you're not bad at it, you'll get high scores!
In addition, everyone will be challenged one by one!
If Nishino doesn't come back to life, she will be punished for bad driving!
- By the way, have you ever ridden this coaster? - I've never ridden such a serious one
- Not even once! - You've never ridden it?
- But I'm very confident! Because I love roller coasters!
- I'm sorry for doing such a bad project!
- That's a good idea! - How about other roller coasters?
- I like it! - Are you okay with it? - I don't like it!
- You're the only one who rides it, right? - No, everyone rides roller coasters!
- Does that mean I'm one of you? - Of course!
- Are you one of us? - No way!
- Are you testing Nishino's bad driving? - I don't need this anymore because Karen is here!
- I don't care about this anymore! - That's right!
Will Nishino be able to do what she said? Let's find out!
- The top runner is Kojima! - Kojima, are you okay?
- That's right! I like bad driving, so I hope I can do 70 points!
- Kojima, have you decided on a song? - Of course!
- I chose Kyoko Koizumi's "Nantetta" as my idol song! - That's great!
- Why did you choose this song? - Because I'm an idol!
- I see! - That's why I chose this song!
- Kojima, do you have a strategy? - First of all, I'll sing with a loud voice!
- Thank you for your blue-smelling comment!
- Let's go! - Kojima, please stand by!
Kojima Mako, student party idol, can she be an idol even on a coaster?
The karaoke competition has begun!
How many points will Kojima get?
- Thank you! - That's right!
- How many points? - She's laughing!
Kojima Mako, student party idol, can she be an idol even on a coaster?
- Thank you! - That's right!
- How many points will Kojima Mako get? - Thank you!
- What are you doing?
- You're a wonderful idol.
- You're cute.
- You're the worst!
- What do you mean "idol"?
- You look like you're about to fall.
- Help me!
- Stop it!
- Hey!
- What kind of idol song is this?
- How many points did you get?
- I don't think we should do this.
- Welcome back, Kojima!
- How was it, Kojima?
- I came back safe and sound.
- You said "idol", but you looked like you were about to fall.
- But when I got off, my clothes were wet.
- How many points will Kojima Mako get?
- Her score is...
- 21 points!
- That's low!
- That's really low!
- 21 points!
- How about you, Nishino?
- Looking at it now, I don't think I can do it.
- So you think you can't do it?
- Yes, because I got 90 points at karaoke.
- Where do you think was tough?
- When I was swimming.
- Kojima Mako's score is 21 points!
- As a result of being looked down upon,
- next up is Ryoka Oshima!
- First of all, I'm not good at roller coasters.
- Really?
- I'm not good at them.
- It doesn't matter if you're not good at them or not.
- But you look like you're good at them, don't you?
- No, I'm not.
- You're pretty fast.
- So, what song will Ryoka Oshima sing?
- Kumi Koda's "Cutie Honey".
- What?!
- That's too loud!
- But it's a loud song,
- so if I sing while being loud, I think I can do it.
- I see!
- I'm looking forward to it!
- No! No! No!
- Hang in there!
- Isn't she crying already? - No! No! No!
- She's singing!
- She's getting out of it!
- She's panicking!
- Hang in there!
- She's panicking!
- No! Help me!
- If you sing, it's not "cha-cha-cha-cha-cha"!
- Money...
- She's screaming! Don't sing!
- She's getting out of it!
- That was terrible!
- She's not singing at all!
- Looking like this big island...
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's a variety show, so...
- I'm sorry! The camera is turning!
- The big island of loudness and noise...
- The score is...
- 13.49!
- It went down!
- How is it, Nishino?
- It's not good at all! It's terrible!
- Now we know why the big island of loudness and noise wasn't good at all!
- It's terrible!
- We'll give you more!
- We thought we'd give you the lowest score.
- It turned into a low-level battle!
- It's terrible!
- The next three people!
- What song did Okada Nana choose?
- Hitoto Yoh's "Snow Blouse"!
- I chose "Snow Blouse"!
- To be honest, I don't have confidence!
- Really?!
- I'm going to sing for now!
- Maybe it's because I haven't sung in 13 years, so...
- I want to sing for now!
- Calm down!
- She's analyzing it properly!
- Are you serious?!
- Yes! Okada is serious!
- Could it be...
- It suits you! - Yes, it suits you!
- Before you sang, you did "hmmm" once, didn't you? - You're very relaxed!
- It's serious! - It's serious!
- There are several floors from here. - What?
- It's almost the climax! - We don't know how it will end due to sudden effect.
- Can you afford it? - We don't know when sudden effect will come.
- You're very relaxed! - It's serious!
- It's coming! It's coming!
- It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
- It's coming!
I want to go back to the day I fell in love with you.
Wow! Something's coming!
This is amazing!
It's hard to turn!
I think it's like this.
It's fast to go back, isn't it?
It's like a fairy!
I didn't know it would have emotions in it!
It's really amazing!
She's an artist!
It's wonderful!
It was amazing!
Thank you!
She was serious!
She was like a teacher!
But! But! But!
Mine is definitely higher!
Look at her now!
Now, Okada!
Was she able to get a score that would surprise Nishino?
She got 58 points!
I did it! I got 50 points!
What do you think was good about it?
The speed of changing lanes!
Thanks to serious Okada, she finally got a decent score!
Now, let's move on to Yuka Tano!
I've ridden a roller coaster at an amusement park at least five times!
You've ridden it five times?!
What about you?
I can do it! To be honest!
I laughed because it was too small!
I'm talking to a lady!
Anyway, which song did Tano choose with confidence?
Otsukae-san's "Sakuranbo"!
Now, Nishino!
This is also powerful!
I can't say it like that!
Now, will Tano be able to surpass Okada's 58.6 points?!
Let's go!
She's got it!
Here it comes!
Can she make it to the top?
This is where the problem is!
She's got it!
Really?
How was it?
I had a lot of fun singing.
You were a lady gaga before you stood up.
I had a lot of fun.
Can she surpass Okada's 58 points?
50.7!
She's got it!
What do you think of this score, Nishi?
Honestly, I don't think Tano would say 50 out of 100.
You're making fun of me!
No, I'm not!
You're making fun of me!
No, I'm not!
Are you saying Tano is bad at singing?
No, that's not what I meant!
Okay, I'll remember that later.
Look at you! You look like a Jedi!
The previous score was 13.4 points for Oshima!
And now...
The judge is bad at singing!
It's Nishino!
I hope you don't get eliminated!
No, I don't think I'll get eliminated.
You think you can do it?
I think I'll get first place.
You'll get first place? How many points will you get?
About 70 points.
Let's go!
What song will Nishino, who is full of confidence, sing?
It's Matsuda Seiko's "Aoi Sango Show".
When I was watching it, I realized I shouldn't spend money on it.
Oh, I see.
Let's save it for later.
I see.
With a smile of relief, the judge, who is bad at singing, heads to the coaster!
I'll get points if I sing well!
I can do it! I like roller coasters!
I won't let you call me "bad at singing" anymore!
Nishino aims for fame and fortune!
Let's go!
I'm sick of it!
It hasn't even started yet!
She's giving strong comments.
She's singing!
This is just the beginning.
It's over there, in the middle.
She's singing!
She's not smiling.
Isn't she overdoing it?
No, she's not.
Her nose is a little wide.
She's trying to smile!
This is scary.
This is where it gets scary.
She's starting to lose her face.
She's starting to get flustered.
She's smiling.
It's almost there.
Her nose is a little wide.
She's starting to lose her face.
Sing a little!
Sing!
Risa, sing!
She's starting to lose her face!
She's going to faint!
This is bad!
She looks like a gorilla!
No, it's already stopped.
What is this? What is it now?
Hey, Nishino!
Yes!
You're really bad at this!
I don't like you!
Really?
Huh?
I wasn't scared at all.
If you weren't lying, you wouldn't be so excited!
This is embarrassing, so don't say it!
The current highest score is...
...from Oshima Prefecture, 13.4!
I don't like it!
If Nishino gets more than 13.4 points...
She'll definitely get more than that!
Will Nishino get more than Oshima Prefecture's score...
...and become a bad singer?
The original score is...
...11.6 points!
I didn't sing at all!
No, you sang!
I didn't sing!
No, you sang more than me!
No, I didn't sing!
You screamed more than me.
No, I didn't scream. I sang.
The current highest score is...
...from Hetare Prefecture, Nishino!
Nishino screamed too much!
The current highest score is...
...from Iwata Prefecture, who hates screamers!
Iwata will be the last one to get this!
If Iwata doesn't get more than 13.4 points...
...Nishino will become a bad singer!
Will Iwata be able to show his senior's determination?!
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Will she be able to show her senpai's willpower!?
The last one is Iwata, who is really bad at screaming.
Iwata, if you don't do this, you'll become the bad queen.
No, Karen will do it for me.
Then...
Please forgive me, Masashi.
No, please forgive me!
Eh, so you can't do it? You'll be the new bad queen.
No, I get it! Then...
No, no, no!
That means I'm not the bad queen, right?
Well, first of all, I think you were able to become the bad queen.
However, there is one thing you're definitely not good at.
Stop it!
Seriously, stop it!
What is it?
Oh, no!
No, if you can clear it, we'll never say you're bad again.
We won't say it!
Seriously, stop it!
And with that, next week, Nishino's biggest trial is...
Don't say it!
Nishino, what did you drop?
Nishino, come on!
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