AISubs v3.5
- Soon? - A.K.A. Bingo!
- Yay! - I'm your host, Sayaka. - And I'm Miyuki.
Tell me how you act to look cute as girls.
- When we say "reaction", we do this. - I know!
- It's our habit. - But I heard it's really good.
- Who told you that? - I heard it's a cute act on a show.
- So you know it when you hear it? - Yes.
I thought it was amazing that you did it naturally.
- How about you, Sayaka? - I know what it is.
- I usually do it. I just shake my head. - Let's not do it now.
- Let's not do it? - Yes, let's not do it.
- Okay, let's not do it. - Okay.
- Tonight's A.K.A. Bingo is... - This! "I Can't Hold It In".
Tonight's special Valentine's project is "Moe Oogiri"!
Which team will be the number one girl group of 48?
"Moe Moe Phrase" makes everyone excited!
Valentine's Day special guest "Moe Moe Phrase" makes everyone excited!
First of all, it's AKB48, but in Takahashi Minami there is no girl group anymore, right?
No, please listen to me, everyone!
It's already different from me at that time!
It has completely become a lump of girl group!
That's right!
It's a little hard to understand from the outside.
How is it?
Once a month I go to a beauty salon, once a month I go to a nail salon, and then I go to a dermatologist.
Dermatologist has nothing to do with girl group.
How about Matsui Lena?
I don't think there are many girls like that.
The younger girls in the back are more like that.
Lena always has her hands dry and her fingers dry.
What are you talking about?
Who is the NND girl group?
Of course it's Milky and Fu-chan!
On the contrary, Yamada-nan!
There are girls like that.
For example?
For example, I put my shoes together.
Before that, you have a conversation ability!
Now, it's HKT48, but there are girls like that.
The girls like Ai-chan!
Eh, Otaku!
Really?
She always applies lipstick.
Always?
Yes, and she always makes me smell good.
Ah, I see.
Does that mean you use perfume?
Perfume?
Listen to me!
I'm sorry!
Why do you keep looking at the camera and drinking?
It was a service song.
Today, we will have four groups compete on various topics.
And we would like to ask the judges.
So, judges, please come in!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors!
I didn't know there were people with such bad taste!
Now, let me introduce you!
Today's judges are...
Aoki Hiroyuki-san!
Nice to meet you!
Critic Uno Tsunehiro-san!
Nice to meet you!
Kobayashi Yoshidori-san!
Yes, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Now, Aoki-san, how have you been? It's been a while.
You're a great old student!
No, no matter how you look at it, you only look like the president.
You look like the president of "Youth Magia."
By the way, the judges have put on their school uniforms in order for the judges to experience a time slip in school life.
I thought you'd come, too, Mr. Kobayashi.
No, I haven't asked Mr. Kobayashi for anything yet.
But Mr. Kobayashi said, "No, it's embarrassing."
I know!
It's embarrassing for a young man!
You look like you know it well!
Now, I will be judging these three judges.
However, in order to maintain fairness, we will only welcome DDs who have fought in the church.
What? You're kidding me!
First of all, you know DDs, right?
I love anyone.
You love anyone and you're DDing?
That's right.
But you know...
Ms. Aoki, I heard that Professor Miyu Watanabe has recently changed into Mako Kojima.
What do you think about it?
I didn't know there was such a thing on TV.
Yes!
What do you think about it?
Is there such a thing?
I haven't seen such a thing!
Ms. Aoki's desk has a poster of Mako Kojima on it.
You're lying!
No, it's okay. You're Mako Kojima, right?
Ms. Aoki?
You don't look at Milky at all.
Even though sparks are flying before it starts...
Moeo Giri Kaien
The first topic is...
Please write an email that makes men's hearts beat.
Thank you.
The title is "emergency."
The point is what you write at headquarters that makes men's hearts beat.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go with Ota.
The email that makes men's hearts beat is...
Emergency! Date me tomorrow!
You're stupid!
You're stupid, Moe-button!
If you're Moe-button, you can wear your school uniform, can't you?
By the way, each topic has a score.
The group with the highest score gets one point.
The group with the most points in the end gets the title of "best female power".
Let's go with AKB.
Let's go with Nishino.
What's the email that makes you feel excited?
Yes, it's an emergency.
I saw a scary TV show today and I can't sleep alone, so come home now!
Wait a minute!
That's amazing!
That's 570,000 yen!
That's a bit of a violation of the rules.
A violation of the rules.
Now, let's go to ENERGY.
Let's go with Yamamoto.
The title is "emergency", after all.
Yes. What is the email that makes you nervous?
Emergency?
"I'm about to leak".
"I'm about to leak", right?
Are you deliberately sending an email like that?
That's right.
If you have the main number, you can't ask for it.
Okay, then let's go with Murasaki, ENERGY.
Murasaki, what is the email that makes you nervous?
Emergency!
What would you do if I said "I want to meet you now"?
Hey, Uno-san didn't press it at all!
Uno-san, you didn't press it at all!
No, then I'd just call you and see.
That's too cold!
Okay, let's go with SKE.
Kimoto!
What is the email that makes you nervous?
Emergency!
Hey, do you want to see it?
That's too cold!
What's going on?
Later, I'll send you another email.
I'm looking forward to seeing what you'll send me.
Okay, let's go with Kojima.
What is the email that makes you nervous?
Emergency!
What you two are doing together is a secret!
It's the same!
Sixth place!
Hey, Aoki-san!
You pressed it too hard!
I pressed it too hard.
Hey, Aoki-san!
You're Kojima-san, aren't you?
My hand was shaking just now.
No, I'm not nervous!
In all fairness, AKB is in the lead with Mako Kojima's active role!
Will NMB Watanabe, who has been supported by Aoki- san, show his willpower?
Shall we start with Watanabe?
What mail does Watanabe's boy get excited about?
Ta-dah!
I can't find Obochama-kun's third volume.
Can I go home now?
Hey, you!
What's wrong with you?
Hey, you!
Hey, you old man!
I'm sorry.
Shall we go with AKB?
Let's go with Okada!
What mail does Okada's boy get excited about?
Emergency!
I'm behind you right now.
That's scary!
Aoki pushed him a lot!
What?
That's funny.
That's funny!
That's scary!
Shall we go with HKT?
Let's go with Miyawaki!
Yes!
What mail does Miyawaki's boy get excited about?
Are you okay?
You're not as energetic as usual.
I'm curious about your math class.
Did you notice this?
What?
Ah!
76!
HKT is in the top 2 with Miyawaki's Waza-ari mail!
Yes!
Let's go with AKB's Takahashi!
Yes!
Let's go with that!
What mail does Takahashi's boy get excited about?
The emergency room explosion at night!
What?
Takahashi-san!
Director So!
It's Masaika's zero point!
Wait a minute!
Ah!
Oh!
The time has come!
Miyawaki's 76 points!
HKT group is satisfied with one point!
The first topic was "HKT gets one point"!
Now, the next topic is...
"What does a guy with a cold say when he gets well in one shot"?
This time, instead of Filip, we'll have her act it out for us.
"What does a guy with a cold say when he gets well in one shot"?
If you get well tomorrow, can I go on a date with you?
She said it! She said it! She said it! 66!
What do you think about this, Komei-san?
My stomach is going to get better for sure.
Your willpower will increase, right?
Now, let's go with Yamato! "What does a guy with a cold say when he gets well in one shot"?
If you want me to take care of you, look me in the eye and tell me to take care of you!
She said it! She said it! She said it!
Now, let's go with Kodama! "What does a guy with a cold say when he gets well in one shot"?
If you don't come to school tomorrow, I'll be lonely!
She said it! She said it! She said it!
Her voice is shaking!
What do you think about that, Aokusei?
That was a high point.
I want to catch a cold on purpose.
Now, let's go with Kashiwagi! "What does a guy with a cold say when he gets well in one shot"?
Can I kiss you and catch a cold?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?!
That was amazing!
Even though you took a step back there!
Recently, Yuzurin is getting more and more sexy.
That's good!
Good!
Let's go with Takayanagi!
"What does a guy with a cold say when he gets well in one shot"?
Make sure you take your cold medicine!
Eh? Is it annoying?
Can't be helped...
Then, kiss me!
I want it!
That's good!
That was good!
Even now, it's...
I'd break your shoulder doing that throw!
For now, the top is S.K. and Matsui with 66.
Can you surpass that?
Yes!
Let's go with H.K. and Ane!
"What does a guy with a cold say when he gets well in one shot"?
Make sure you get well as soon as I make you porridge!
Of course!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Wait, what?
I said no!
That's not fair!
No comments! No comments!
Okay, let's go.
Let's go with Yamamoto.
A word that gives a guy with a cold a boost of energy?
I'll put you in the budget, so give me your butt.
What?
You're different!
It's like "kiku kara detei".
How about you, Uno-san?
I just feel like I'm moving forward.
Let's move on.
Ekibi Tano!
What does a guy with a cold like Tano say in general?
Hurry up and get better, bye!
There you go!
She hit me.
Did you swing that way?
I mean, you have to do a combo or you can't do it!
Now, let's move on to Nakanishi.
What would you say to get better in one go?
Lend me your forehead.
I have a fever.
Battenger.
What should I do?
"Battenger" is tough!
"Battenger" and "kakatchar" are tough!
It's for old ladies.
Now, let's go.
Now, let's go to Minerishi.
What would you say to get better in one go?
I won against the bacteria in you.
That's nice.
That's cute.
She's even saying 30.
Now, let's go.
Let's go to Watanabe.
What would you say to get better in one go?
Don't come near me until you're better.
But I might not be able to stand it.
She's full of love!
Let's push this Kobayashi-san from Watanabe!
That's really nice.
I'm burned up.
I feel her love.
Oka!
Takahashi!
Takahashi, let's go!
Are you alright?
Previously, Monero Zero's co-director,
Naruto Meio Bankai!
What would you say to get better in one go?
When will you fix it?
It's now, right?
No, it's not.
Zero points.
Honest, it's not like that.
SKE Matsui, 66 points.
SKE Group gets one point.
So, AKB and...
Again, NMB doesn't get any points.
But, don't worry about the losing group.
Here they are, Aoki and Chance!
This time, Kobayashi and Aoki were asked to come up with a situation for each topic.
Each group's representative member will perform a burning answer using that setting.
The group with the most heart-throbbing answer will get double points!
So, each group's representative member will be chosen by Aoki.
So, Aoki!
So, Aoki, please choose your favorite member.
What do you mean?
What do you mean, Aoki?
Everyone is my favorite.
Especially, DD.
I'm saying this now, but once we're done with the survey, you're going to change your favorite member, right, Aoki?
So, I'm going to call you for reference.
AKB's Kojima!
SK's Matsui!
NMB's Watanabe!
H.K.D.'s Kodama!
Right, Aoki? All of you are Aoki's favorites.
I'm rooting for you all.
But this is Aoki's chance, right?
That's right.
So, the four of you will be challenged with...
Aoki has come up with the most heart-throbbing situation.
He has come up with it himself.
This is a little embarrassing, isn't it?
It's really embarrassing.
Please announce it!
On a roadside in the field, on a bicycle, looking back and saying one word.
What kind of situation is this?
This is a memory of your own, isn't it?
I went back to high school.
It was a rural high school.
I went there with my favorite girl on a bicycle.
You know, you push her away.
I wanted to talk to her at that moment.
I was researching about it.
So you want to go back to that girl?
Yes, I want to go back to her.
Let's make that dream come true!
So, each of you will be challenged with Aoki.
First up is AKB's Kojima Matsui!
Kojima Matsui!
So, Kojima Matsui!
On a roadside in the field, on a bicycle, looking back and saying one word.
Please announce it!
I had a lot of fun at school today.
What should I do when I go home?
Aoki!
Matsui, what's wrong?
Why did you want to get off?
Because I want to be with you for a little longer.
You're annoying!
I'm not annoying!
You're annoying!
I'm not annoying!
How was it?
I couldn't look you in the eye.
She's nervous.
Miyuki, how was it?
It was good.
She's doing things we can't do.
You're so funny.
I'll tag you in my group.
Thank you.
Matsui and Miyuki, please look back and say something to each other.
The sky is beautiful again today.
What should we do next time?
Aoki!
Lena, what's wrong?
Can I call you "Hiroyuki" from tomorrow?
Of course!
I'm glad!
You're embarrassing me!
What is this?
I thought if I did the opposite of what guys would do and make me nervous, I'd be more nervous.
I see.
My lower name makes me nervous, doesn't it?
I see.
Masa is already nervous.
I forgot my lower name.
The next challenger is H.K.T.'s representative, Haruka Kodama!
Will she be able to win Aoki's heart?
School was fun today.
Aoki!
Haruki, what's wrong?
It was cool of you to decide to practice sports.
I'm sorry.
It's basketball, right?
Yes, it's basketball.
Basketball?
Yes.
It's not basketball at all.
What are you talking about, Aoki?
I was wondering what you were talking about.
Don't say that, Aoki!
The last challenger is NMB Watanabe!
Will he be able to win Aoki's heart?
Today's club activity was tough.
Aoki!
Huh? What's wrong, Milky?
Aoki-kun, do you like me now?
Even though I like you more than you like me.
Hey, Aoki-kun, you're going to die!
Watch out! It's bad for your heart, Aoki-kun!
How did you like it, Kojima?
I thought you were great, Milky-san.
Her slurred speech is so touching.
Now, who has captured Aoki-kun's heart the most?
"Entertainer's Movie Returns" will be released!
That comedy club is back in the movies!
No way!
NMVs are full of charm!
Once again, it's a youthful story full of laughter and tears!
I'm sick of it!
"Entertainer's Movie Returns" will be released!
I was rebellious against you when you were young.
We knew that important things in life
were in the future.
Even if I'm having fun now,
it doesn't last forever.
I'll cling to you.
I only look forward.
Let me be cool for the last time.
I'm scared of the new world,
but I can't back down.
I just walk and swing.
The wind is blowing.
I'm scared of the new world,
I'll only look forward, and let me be cool for the last time.
I'm scared of the new world, but I can't back down anymore.
I just walked and turned around, and the wind is blowing.
Wow wow wow wow yes!
Wow wow wow wow!
Who grabbed Aoki's heart?
Chaka!
I knew it! It's Koshimaru!
It's decided before you do it!
What is it, Aota?
It's decided before you do it!
Say whatever you like!