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AK Bingo!
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Tonight's navigators are me, Minegishi Minami and Takahashi Minami.
If you could have a whole day off, what would you like to do?
There's only one.
I'd like to go somewhere with Minegishi-san.
Don't you say it all the time?
You say you'd like to go somewhere together.
You don't say it at all.
We don't have a day off.
No, you're wrong.
We don't have the ability to act.
No, you're wrong. If you know it, let's do it.
Are you serious?
Let's do it.
To make it come true, let's use AK Bingo-san's location.
No! Why do you bring me back to work?
Please do something funny.
Like falling in the snow or something like that.
Will you say it?
Let's go on a trip together.
Tonight's AK Bingo is...
This!
I'm embarrassed to write an erotic book myself.
An idol's true feelings are revealed! Honest testimony!
I've lost before this kind of shit.
No!
A shocking backdrop!
Honest testimony!
It's a psychological game of fear where you ask each other tricky questions...
and use high-performance lie detectors to reveal each other's lies!
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No! I really don't like this!
Today's commentators are these two people.
Thank you!
From "Three Times a Day", "I Love Lies", "Big Lie", Kiyoto-san!
Thank you!
Katayama-san, did you do "scassippe"?
No, I didn't!
Stop lying!
It smells like "kakuan".
Stop it!
Special commentator is Minagishi Minami-san!
Thank you!
And we've also heard from the professor!
What was the probability of seeing a lie?
99.9%!
No!
Why are you laughing?
I'm not laughing!
A few years ago, she was called an old woman.
Recently, she drinks tea and eats sweets.
She has become an old woman.
She is a famous idol, Haruka Katayama.
She is also a member of AKB.
Will her reaction be exaggerated?
She is Nishino Miki.
Nishino is 14 years old.
Katayama is 23 years old.
Toshinoza is 9 years old.
She is in her next generation.
She is in her 30s.
She is being pampered.
She is young, but she is trying to pamper her.
Why do you pamper me?
It has nothing to do with you.
Yes, I will do it.
What is your relationship like?
There are three generations and fourteen generations.
Everyone calls me an old woman.
But for Nishino Miki, I am a senior.
I am worried about whether I can move as I like due to tension and pressure.
I see.
This position is very good.
These are the questions that these two seniors have been thinking about.
What do you think, Nishino Miki?
The first question.
Young members are worried about their positions in the future and have ambitions.
I think you can see the same thing now.
I see.
As a senior, I want to train them.
I see.
Next is a question for Katayama.
I think I can definitely move in the seventh position.
If you are in the first position, you can do it.
I think I can do it in the seventh position.
I think you can do it in the first position.
I think I can do it in the seventh position.
I think I can do it in the seventh position with a smile.
Are you a Doraemon?
Wait a minute! Stop it!
I would like to ask both of you about your ambitions.
Katayama.
I want to make a new member cry.
I'm not going to cry.
I'm a senior, but I've lost before I lost like this.
That's good!
I want you to say one more thing!
I'm getting upset!
Oh, my God!
First of all, I would like to start with Katayama.
Katayama is in the south position.
What is the first move you will make against a nine-year-old man?
The first move is...
It's naive.
You're suddenly attacking from first place.
This is an attacking posture.
Honestly, do you think you're the next center in AKB?
No.
One point!
You're too fast!
You think so!
After all, this question was strong.
No.
I don't think so, but I want to be.
But you honestly think you are, don't you?
Yes.
I saw it! I saw it!
How about you, Tokada?
Don't you aim for the center position?
I'm aiming for the center position, but I think it's important for me to want to be in the center position.
I think everyone thinks so.
Isn't it good?
But I don't think Takashima thinks so.
No, I'm in the third row of the center right now.
Takashima Matsuri, welcome!
Currently, the score is one to zero.
Next, five points!
This is for the unit that Nishino is also participating in!
No. 4!
To be honest, even if you are one of the members of Tentoumuchi, you won't feel uncomfortable, right?
No.
I didn't know you would ask me such a funny question.
Not at all.
Correct!
Wow!
So you are aware of it.
As expected of you!
I feel a little uncomfortable.
It's a little scary.
It's not scary.
It's a little tough.
It's a little tough, but it's real, so stop it!
Nishino, why did you ask this question?
Even if people call me an old lady, I say that I'm not an old lady.
I think I have confidence in myself.
You are making fun of me!
Was Nishino like this?
So you can't take a step forward.
Let's continue with the first question as it is.
Next, this question will determine Nishino's motive!
It's No. 6!
Miki-chan, you will lose!
To be honest, I almost never listen to Okada's lectures.
No.
Now, the needle is...
One step!
The momentum was good!
Okada is in shock!
It's not like that!
It's like...
You know it, right?
No matter how many times you say you know it...
You know it!
But...
If you know it...
I think you should fix it.
For example, what does Okada say?
You came out in front of me and you came back...
I was like "What did you say just now?"
It's not "glitch", right?
It's "glitch", right?
I hear a lot of curse words in my lectures!
I especially want you to be careful with your words!
You're serious!
We did a radio show together and there were a lot of words that Miki didn't know how to say!
And Nana-chan said that if she was alone while recording...
she should study more kanji for her radio show!
No, seriously!
No, what is that?
I'm told that every time. I know. Studying doesn't get you smart that easily.
So no matter how many times I'm told that, I can't fix it.
You're noisy!
That's right.
You've been silenced once!
Yes.
Interesting!
It's a good team!
Yes!
They're good friends, aren't they?
Now, it's 2-0.
It's tough to win here.
No, definitely.
Now, what number can you do, Nishino?
Well, I'm curious about it.
Yes.
Number one!
I'm curious about it. I'm very curious about it.
To be honest, are you looking down on my age?
No.
Let's go!
Are you serious?!
That's a problem!
That's a big problem!
I have proof of it.
Where? Where?
Even though you were born in 1990, you're in a picture from 1987.
Where? Where?
Is there a picture of that?
Is there?
No way!
Where is it?
It's on the left.
That's big!
It's pretty big!
I think you're about 3 or 4 years old.
That means...
1987.
That's right.
1987!
May 22nd!
That means you're 3 or 4 years old!
3 or 4 years old or more!
7 years old!
You're 30 years old!
What?! You're 30 years old and you're 20 years old?!
That's impossible!
When we took this picture, the camera was broken and the date was weird.
Should we bring a health insurance?
And...
Huh? I'm new!
Are you okay?
Do I look like I'm 30?
Yes.
I see.
Isn't Katayama crying?
She was making me cry at first!
No matter what you say, you're not popular!
It's 2 against 1 now.
It's a match!
Reach's Katayama!
What does she have to say about her new team?!
Number 2!
Yes.
She chose number 2.
I don't like it either.
Oh, I see.
To be honest,
in Team 4,
there's a senpai who I just can't accept.
No way!
One point!
Senpai said so.
She said so.
Takashima, Shinozaki, Kitazawa, Aigas, Minegishi.
No way!
The machine is definitely broken!
No way!
Sensei, what was the probability?
99.9%
There's no mistake!
Say it straight.
Senpai, say it straight.
Say it.
Is it possible?
Of course it is!
What I think is...
that Yurina-chan...
has a lot of courage to come forward.
I also want that kind of feeling.
It's good that you come forward.
When you say it, there's a lot of 'wah!'
There's a lot of 'wah!' in the comments.
It's not good!
It's not good for the public.
Is everyone's mentality okay today?
Naa-chan and Katayama-san, too?
Then what?
It's over.
This match is...
Katayama's victory!
Well, it does feel like Katayama lost.
Sensei, if you don't say it, it's cute.
If you say it, it's gross.
Hakata's mentai girl, Murashige Anna!
Mentai girl!
They are 13 years old, but their nicknames are "boss" and "Tanaka Natsumi"!
Today's commentator is Haruka Kodama!
Kodama, how is your relationship with these girls?
They are in charge of variety shows in Hakata.
We get along well with each other.
I'm looking forward to their relationship!
Haruka, you look tired.
I've never been in this position before, but I'll do my best!
"Hakata's friendly variety show duo confrontation"!
Here are their questions!
- Do you have anything in mind? - Are you sure about this?
- But I'm worried about being separated from the world.
- I see. - I think so, too.
Kyosuke, do you have anything in mind?
I'd like to know what number four is.
Next, this is a question about Murashige that Tanaka came up with.
- I think it's number two. - I see.
- This is not something an idol should do. - Really? What is it?
- Kyosuke, do you have anything in mind? - Number seven.
- This could be a fight, right? - No!
- I'd like you to fight! - I'd like you to!
Let's hear what Murashige Sente thinks about this.
- What do you think? - I'm always calm.
- So, I'd like to see how impatient you are today. - What does Tanaka think about this?
We're usually on good terms.
That's why I'd like to expose everything I know about him.
- Are you serious?! - Wow!
- Murashige Sente. - Okay.
It's their first confrontation! What will Murashige choose first?!
- Samba! - Samba!
- That's what Kodama was talking about. - Yes.
Here it is.
I'm embarrassed to write an erotic book myself, so I've asked my good friend Serina Kumazawa for help.
- What's this? - Nothing.
- If you put this over the needle... - You did it!
- What's going on? - You did it!
- What's going on, Murasugei?
You know, my boss loves erotic books.
But I'm embarrassed to buy them myself. I don't want the clerk to think I'm weird.
That's why my good friend and kind Serina always buy me books.
- And my boss pays me later. - Yes.
- You pay me first when you go home, right? - Yes! Sometimes I don't pay you.
- What? - It's different from the genre I was thinking of.
- It's a genre. - A genre?
- My boss has a favorite genre. - I know.
- I don't know if I should say it or not. - Please say it as much as you can say it on TV.
I like it.
No!
- That's amazing. - So you don't pay people who don't like that genre? - No, I don't.
- Does Kodama have any experience? - I've seen a manga about rockers.
- Oh, really? - There are a few of them.
I have a few of my own rockers in my theater.
- Where are they? - They're in order of height.
- They're in order of height? - Yes.
- So, the score is one to zero! - Now, the first counterattack!
- Number four! - I see.
- Yes. - I'm sure it'll shake.
I say I like rockers, but honestly, I don't care if people don't like me.
- Really? - No.
Really? You're wrong, Murasuge.
You're wrong!
You got it!
- You're a character, aren't you? - No, I'm not.
- Why is that? - Because I'm really worried.
So after recording, I'm really worried if Asuko's speech was okay.
- It's not like that. - Murasuge, I understand how you feel now.
That's really good!
But the genre is different, right?
Takashima-san's speech was really good, but it wasn't bad, right?
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- Your speech was really good, but it wasn't funny at all!
You're not saying anything normal, either!
Now, Murasuge!
Next, we have something about the HKT48 audition!
Number 6!
Now, we have number 6.
I didn't know about this episode.
- I'm really curious about it. - I see.
During the audition, when you said you wanted to become someone bigger than Maeda Asuko-san,
the judges still laugh at you.
- What is this? - No!
Eh, what is it? Sona? Sona?
Number 1! Sona laughed!
How do you know?
- They laughed at me! - Yeah, yeah.
I thought, "These people are really rude!"
So they kept laughing at me!
- It's like an audition video. - No, no, no!
- I want to see it! - I want to see it!
HKT48 Tanaka's audition video is here!
No!
I don't like it.
That's all from Tanaka Natsumi of V.U.C.
Why is that?
There is also a VTR of Murashige's audition.
VTR?
That's really funny.
Here is the VTR.
Please pay attention to H.K.T.48 Murashige's "Kirekire Dance".
What are you doing, Murashige?
What are you doing?
Help me!
What is this?
That's all for "Kirekire Audition".
What's going on?
What's that choreography?
Murashige's "Kirekire Dance".
Wow, you were confident in dancing at that time.
You're smiling because you like it.
What are you doing?
Above the boy band?
Whose?
It's hell!
Murashige's "Kirekire Dance" was a big hit and it ended like that.
Why?
The current score is 2 to 1.
Now, five points.
Next, one point for Murashige of H.K.T.48.
Six points.
Is it true?
Yes.
What do you think about it?
Yes.
To be honest, I'm impatient because I'm in the top three.
No.
Safe!
There is a girl called Yamashita Emily, who is half Filipino and has a very cute visual.
Which is cuter, half Filipino or half Filipino?
I think Emily is cuter.
She looks more organized.
I've heard of it before, but if you're half Filipino, you can make the Filipino look cute, feed them, and make them gain weight!
What's up with her?!
That's the kind of bad idea I have.
Matsumoto, this is H.K.T.
No, but I've been hearing about you trying to make them gain weight ever since the audition started.
That strategy is no longer possible.
What are you saying?!
Now, Murashige has the upper hand.
Now, Murashige, will you let him finish?!
Number four.
Since you're tall, I'll be honest with you.
Your official profile picture is a little low.
No.
That's not possible.
Your official profile picture...
There it is!
Just now, the boss clenched his fists.
This guy just came at me.
Ah, I'm scared!
How tall is your official profile picture?
One hundred and sixty-eight.
Actually, uh...
The one that measures your height is like that.
I don't want it! Seriously!
With that said, let's measure their official height!
Is the official profile picture of one hundred and sixty-eight centimeters correct?!
Yes, it's here.
I'm serious about this.
One hundred and seventy-four centimeters!
But, Murashige is heavy.
You're wandering around.
Don't broadcast this! It's definitely ugly.
Know it! Know it!
The last exaggeration will be revealed at the end of the show!
The first school festival!
Seriously? But...
It's being held!
Uh, there's a lot of excitement.
Um, by restarting from scratch...
The first school festival is going to be huge!
We'll be performing at the national stadium in March.
Oshima Yuko's graduation will be held at the national stadium in March.
Please support us until the end!
AKB48's new single "Mae shika mukanee"
Here is a live video of the request hour held the other day.
I can only face forward (mae shika mukanee)
You're the only one I'm looking at, aren't you?
I'll let you put on a show for the last time
I'm scared of this new world
I can't go back anymore
Even if I look back at the road I walked on
The wind is just blowing
Let me look cool (saigo kurai wa kakko tsukesasete kure) "You're the only one I'm looking at, aren't you?"
Murashige is heavy in weight
Hakata's mud match is finally over!
Murashige is heavy in weight
Even if you swim, you're heavy in weight?
Wait, wait, wait!
I asked Ishio-san
How much does Murashige weigh?
I asked you
No!
But this will definitely be broadcasted, right?
Know it, know it!
My heart was also exposed, right?
I really hate this!
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