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Tonight's navigators are me, Haruka Kodama and Natsumi Otsuka.
If you could become a man, what would you like to do?
When a girl is talking in the hallway and she is asked to run, she would put on a skirt and run.
I want to do that.
I admire that.
I want to run as an anchor in a sports festival.
Anchor?
Yes.
But you can do it as a woman, right?
I can do it, but men are popular when they can do sports, right?
They are popular. That's a human.
Yes, so I want to be a popular boy in my class.
The coolest one in your school?
Yes, how can I say it?
A great one?
New Year's Eve 2014 Fortune-telling Lucky Girl Ranking!
The strongest fortune-teller in the entertainment world is here!
Who is the luckiest member in the 48 Families?
Lucky Girl Ranking 2014!
This is the 6th year of this program.
It's amazing.
This program ranks the luckiest members in a year.
It's a huge number.
Let's open the board!
It's huge!
What is it?
No, no...
This program is sponsored by...
The AKB48 group that evolves every year!
All 178 members of AKB are selected as "lucky girls of the new year" by fortune-telling!
The one who selected us is Shibada Shuhei, a handsome entertainer!
It's amazing!
When I look at it like this...
The image of being busy at the end of the year has permeated too much...
I can't be called to the New Year's party anymore!
How much life did you sacrifice to make this ranking?
By the way, if you look back at last year's ranking...
Here is last year's "best 3"!
Here it is!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Do you know what it is?
Of course I know!
What is it?
I'll show you one more time!
First place is...
I was in first place, but it was pretty hard!
Huh? What was it?
You know it, right?
It's been 3 times for me, but...
It wasn't easy for you, right?
I was in first place in the election!
It's really off!
Hey, you!
You say anything!
Look at Mii-chan! She has long hair and looks happy!
Then let's say it!
Hey, Minegishi-san!
Yes?
You were definitely famous for a year, right?
Well, it's not like I'm famous...
I even managed to go all the way to England!
Shun-san, you're also a negative person, right?
You know, people like me are the ones who get the most attention, right?
Is there anyone who looks like this pitiful?
Hey! Don't make me laugh!
However, what you two say is also correct!
Therefore, we have prepared the strongest sketch for you!
The most famous fortune-teller in the entertainment world...
Getters Iida-san!
Do you know her?
Shimada-san, your face!
Actually, before the general election, around March, something amazing happened in June and I said my life would change.
Yes! This year's ranking is a combination of Shimada- san's handsomeness and Getters Iida-san's life and death!
Who is the lucky girl who will stand at the top of the 178 people?
And now, it's time for the announcement of the ranking!
First of all, it's not good or bad, it's not good in terms of variety, it's in the middle!
I would like to announce 89th and 90th place!
Ah, I don't like that!
If I come out of here, I'll have a long recording afterwards!
I'll just be sitting and watching!
The lucky girl in 89th place is...
Eh? Scary, scary, don't do it!
A.C.D. Matsumura!
It's not funny!
Today, I came all the way from Stouga and I'll end it here!
It's really in the middle!
That's right!
Last time, we placed you in 135th place, right?
Yes!
So it's quite a jump up!
Yes!
On top of this brain line, it's like "pi-pi-pi-pi"
It's a line that's good at dawn.
It's a part where you can't see your true self, so it's a little dark!
That's right!
It depends on my mood, my personality is always different!
Matsumura-san, you know it yourself!
I know it!
It's not good or bad, it's in the middle, so we placed you in 11th place!
Yes!
As usual, we'll end it here!
Anija-san will also be judging!
Don't make a face like you're doing a live performance!
Matsumura-san, basically you're messy!
Also, if you're praised, you'll get into a good mood!
That's right!
By the way, as soon as you start dating, you suddenly want to flirt and you get sweet!
That's amazing!
Oh my gosh! I'm having so much fun today!
And another "the average woman" in 90th place is...
ENERGY, Kondo has ranked in!
And now, from 91st place to 100th place,
there is a suspicion among these members...
From 91st place to 100th place are these girls!
ENERGY, Kawagami! ENERGY, Kusaka!
SKE, Uchiyama! HKT, Murashige!
AKB, Ouya! AKB, Suzuki!
SKE, Isohara! SKE, Kizaki!
SKE, Saito! SKE, Sato!
And the result is...
Murashige! You're almost average too!
Last time, I ranked in 107th place!
Your brains have improved a little, right?
And I was wondering...
When I asked the staff, they said you don't read the atmosphere.
Not at all!
On the contrary, you're very sensitive when it comes to your emotions.
You don't read the atmosphere?
No, no! I think you're trying to look like you're on TV!
Scary, scary, scary!
Even in variety shows, people say you don't read the atmosphere or that you're funny.
It's scary, scary, scary!
You're really doing your best!
No!
So, what is Getter's Iida's assessment result?
She says things that make people laugh a little.
She gets really excited!
When I enter the dressing room in the morning, "Good morning, ugly!"
Good morning, ugly!
That's too much.
But if you let your guard down, you'll become super fat.
I have three fat stars.
You have three fat stars!
I'm full of red.
No, no, no!
Next up is a little better than average.
From 81st to 88th...
These guys!
AKB Sagihara!
AKB Tanigawa!
AKB Sato!
AKB Jounishi!
AKB Takeuchi!
SKI Ishida!
SKI Umemoto!
Wait, two hours from now is tough!
Seriously, it's long!
If you compare it to last time...
There's a lot of improvement!
Last time, we talked about the increase in horizontal lines.
Horizontal lines are lines that express tiredness and things like that.
But one of them has stretched out.
It's like a straight line.
It's a very famous line.
It's a line from Tokugawa Ieyasu called "Tenkatori no Sou".
But it's still 81st!
But there's a lot of different meanings behind a straight line.
It's easy to go all the way.
But!
There are a lot of people who change their lines from time to time.
In the entertainment world, there are people like Juniors.
There was a line like that last year.
It's a wonderful line, but I was curious about it.
Humor lines are decreasing every year.
It's a little funny.
Certainly, the number of regular people is decreasing.
But you may go your own way.
It's a line that takes the world.
I'm looking forward to it.
What is Sashihara's luck in pure name?
Basically, it's a serious change.
That's right. Thank you.
I don't like discrimination and discrimination of people.
I'm trying to get along with people.
I'm not interested in people at all.
I don't like people very much.
I feel like you're right.
Don't you know me that much?
I'm lonely, so I want to meet people suddenly.
I'm lonely, but I want you to leave me alone.
That's true.
I wanted to talk to you seriously the other day.
But I couldn't speak well, so I went home in an hour.
In 84th place, NMB Jonishi, there is the strongest line of good luck.
But...
I have a lot of money, but I'm a friendly person, so I'm worried about it.
Thank you for waiting.
I don't know you at all.
Do you really know me?
I know you.
You don't have an episode, do you?
Give me an episode!
Episode!
Except for idols, if you become a cabajo, you will be No. 1.
Good job, George!
Next, No. 101 to No. 120, and they are...
No. 118 by 48 Group, Director So!
Director So, No. 118!
Did you have an accident?
I don't know about that.
I was pretty happy about it.
This time, in terms of money, things have changed.
I see, I see.
Under "love" (koibe), you can see the lines of "wealth" (zaiun) and "wealth" (zaisan) that are getting more and more clear.
So, for idols, for example, if you want to invest in stocks...
I want it!
And if you want money, you can find "head line" (zunou sen) and "lighter line" (raita sen) and "bunsai" (bunsai) books.
You can read "ridaron" and such books.
I've heard of it.
You want to read it?
I want to read it.
Go ahead and read it!
You don't have to read it at all!
It's "School School" (gakkougakkou)
It's "School School"!
What do you think of Director So's fortune in "chichuusuimei" (chichichuusuimei)?
She has an overwhelmingly weak mentality.
It's like she has to work hard.
She's like "One person school wars" (hitori sukuruuouzu)
It's embarrassing! It's embarrassing!
"One person school wars" (hitori sukuruuouzu)
Is it okay for you, Director So?
Even for me?
Originally, I don't want to give up.
I want to do something on my own.
I think there will be a lot of actresses' jobs in the future.
But you know, I cry easily.
Then show us your tears!
Okay, I'm going to cry and hold back my tears.
Minegishi, you like that kind of thing, don't you?
All of a sudden!
"Takahashi Minami Theater" (takahashi minami gekijou) opens now!
It's already in there.
Is it really no good?
It's really no good, isn't it?
I've done a lot of things for you...
I've given you a lot of money...
But...
But... I can't do it anymore...
You cried?!
Something like that.
Wow!
You cried even though you gave her a lot of money?!
There was something like that?!
And from 61st place to 80th place we have...
HKT-AKB Kennin's Kodama...
SKE-AZUMA...
NMB-AKB Kennin's Yagura...
And from AKB, Aigasa and Minegishi are in the rankings!
Minegishi?!
She's here!
She was in first place last time!
She's here, isn't she?!
I'm curious!
She's in 79th place.
Now, let's have one by one explain it.
First of all, Kodama!
Could you do me a favor?
You have something else, don't you?
Yes, I do!
Right here.
Under your middle finger.
It's a part of your body that represents your luck.
So you might have a good partner or someone who'll pull you up.
So I think you should take care of your relationships.
But you know, there are a few small gold coins.
These are called "expenses".
It seems like you'll spend more.
I buy four books a month.
What are you doing?
She doesn't have a line called "announcer line" that tells people what to say and speaks well.
She doesn't have it.
It's true that she has a lot of excuses.
I really want to fix it, but...
Say it quickly.
What are you doing?
In 1963, there was a "manager line" and "writer line" in Takahashi Minami.
In that sense, we can say that Takahashi Minami is a noblewoman.
Let's do our best.
We'll do our best.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm looking forward to your flattery, so I think it's unfair.
She said "let's do our best", but it's like you and me.
It's unfair.
It's not cool.
In SKE Azuma and NMB Yagura,
before the emotional line,
there is a "don't apologize" line.
But, under the emotional line, there is a "don't apologize" line.
The eyes don't listen to what people say, and the breath is strong.
Watanabe, do you have an episode you didn't apologize for?
Yes, I do.
You do?
An episode I didn't apologize for.
You don't know anything!
Give me an episode you didn't apologize for.
No, I don't.
You don't?
Next, Iida.
She loves people, but she's not interested in people.
I'm not interested!
But, I think everyone will know this, even if it's not me.
Give me an episode you didn't apologize for!
You don't know anything!
Don't talk to me.
There are people who know you, but only people who are interested in you can respect you.
I don't know.
Wait, I'm talking a lot in this room.
This is a very small room.
I'm curious about that.
And, last time, she was in first place.
What is Minegishi's assessment?
She was in first place for a while, but now she's in 79th place.
Minegishi's emotional line has decreased a little.
And, what has changed the most is...
Between her life line and her fate line, there is a cross-shaped line.
This is quite rare, but...
It's a "save me" cross.
It's like she's turning herself back for others or for others around her.
Minegishi.
What is Getter's Iida's assessment?
She rarely listens to others.
No, I don't!
I know! I know! I know!
She's pretty serious. "Yumi-chan, what do you think about this?"
She says "no" to you.
Huh? What did you say?
She doesn't listen to anyone!
She does take care of people.
She has a service spirit, but she's actually not good at group activities.
I think people who go with fewer people are more talented.
What about people who belong to this group?
Wow!
Next up is #121 to #140.
H.K.T. Nakanishi and Anai S.K.E. no Kimoto rank in.
This is going to be a tough year for them.
S.K.E. no Kimoto had a lot of physical ailments.
H.K.T. Anai has lucky fish on his brainwaves.
But why is he #122?
It's said that good things come with bad things.
But I don't think good things come from being an idol.
There's a line called "otaku line".
I think it's better for you to do something on your own.
Captain Otaku, I'm really thinking about it right now.
I'm scared.
I'm going to cry.
Why? Why? Why?
It's Shibana-san! It's Shibana-san!
Excuse me, you!
But this person is the best at pretending to work hard.
Pretending to cry?!
She's like a female president who thinks about how to generate the most power in the smallest way possible.
Also, my mom told me that if you know your future, you'll be able to be a female president in the future.
People who know their future are pretty crazy.
And last time, H.K.T. Nakanishi ranked down a lot.
The reason is...
There's a line called "emotion line" and "brain line".
If there's a line that connects them, it's a "match line".
It's "match time".
But that "match line" has disappeared.
The match is over, so...
Game set!
It's a game!
But! But!
There is a life line and there is another life line inside.
This is like a zombie that crawls up even if it dies once.
It's a life-saving device.
I want you to do any work, work hard, and go up step by step.
And Nakanishi, who we saw under water...
This person is a weak-minded commoner.
Commoner?!
Can't you change it?!
It's a commoner!
It means that you know what a commoner thinks.
If you know what the general public wants first,
I think it will be very useful in entertainment.
But you're good at talking.
If you do a food report, you'll get really good at it.
But I'm on a diet right now.
You'll start losing weight at the end of 2014.
She said it! She said it!
She said it!
I should be careful, right?
No, you'll get fat.
But I know how to run properly!
No, it's useless.
It's useless!
I want to be a model in the future, but is it impossible?
It's impossible.
And in the second half of the show...
On the contrary, if you're not good at modeling, how many times should you do it?
H.K.T. Murashige has a job that's perfect for her!
AKB48's fifth new album "Next Footsteps" will be released on January 22nd!
Please look forward to it!
A.k.a.b.48's first singer, Iwasa Misaki's third single has finally been released today!
"Tomo no Ura, Bojo", please listen to it!
Tsumetai kaze, kumo wo fude ni shite The cold wind turns clouds into a brush,
Sumie no youna umi wo egaiteru And draws an ocean like Sumier
Itsuka anata ga hanashite kureta One day you will tell me
Are na sensui shima About that diving island
Watashi hitori kiri hatoba kara From Hatoba, I'm all alone
Gangi e, Tadeba e, Funabansho To Gangi, Tadeba, and Funabansho
Anata wa kokoro no hashi ni tatsu Ah, you stand at the end of my heart
Ah, Tomorowo Ah, Tomorowo
Nokoshita ai mo, nokosareta ai mo The love I left behind, the love I was left behind
Shiomachi minato, Tomo no Ura, Bojo In Shiomachi harbor, Tomo no Ura, Bojo
Watashi hitori kiri hatoba kara From Hatoba, I'm all alone
Gangi e, Tadeba e, Funabansho To Gangi, Tadeba, and Funabansho
Anata wa kokoro no hashi ni tatsu Ah, you stand at the end of my heart
Ah, Tomorowo Ah, Tomorowo
Nokoshita ai mo, nokosareta ai mo The love I left behind, the love I was left behind
Shiomachi minato, Tomo no Ura, Bojo In Shiomachi harbor, Tomo no Ura, Bojo
If you're not good as a model, who should you be?
Piero suits you very well.
Next week, the ranking of lucky girls is getting higher and higher!
Each and every one of them will be revealed!
Who is this year's lucky girl?
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