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Okada Nana, 16 years old, is said to be the most serious person in AKB.
How serious is she?
We verified it last time.
By the way, I'm very cruel.
I'm a cruel person.
He showed his potential of listening to the director's nonsense for five minutes without turning his eyes away.
However, there is one more shocking serious episode for Okada.
It is the testimony of Yamashita, who has been working as a director since the start of this program.
She told me to do pull-ups before and asked me to practice.
Pull-ups at the Kizuna Sports Day broadcasted the other day.
In this pre-practice, Okada, who is always quick to prepare, was always confused about putting on a knee supporter.
In fact...
Isn't it an elbow support?
What a surprise!
All of the supporters Okada gave her were elbow supports.
This is obviously a mistake on the production side.
It's tight and doesn't fit in, of course.
I said, "I'll bring you a new one, so mix it up."
No, but I was surprised.
Director Yamashita was shocked by Okada's seriousness.
That is...
In response to the previous mistake...
I'll show you.
With a word of "it's okay," she screwed a knee supporter into her knee.
I think there was probably something like, "I'll take it with this and I don't want to waste practice time."
As a result, I practiced until the end.
Just how serious is Okada Nana?
In order to answer that question, we'll have a big test tonight!
Will it be...
We'll send it to you with the sponsors you see here!
We'd like to move on to the next test.
And that is...
How far will Nana Okada answer an impossible questionnaire?
I'm looking forward to this!
And with that...
Hey! Tano!
Do you remember this?
This is what it says.
I remember!
This is an impossible questionnaire prepared by A.K.B.ing for 60th anniversary special broadcast of Japanese television.
Please look at this.
The future goals are written in the question, but please look at the next question.
How many eyelashes do you have?
Please write your signature!
What is this?!
That's a crazy question!
We were checking how well Nana Okada would answer it.
Test!
How far will Nana Okada answer an impossible questionnaire?
To find out, we'll do a fake questionnaire!
As a representative of Okada and other general AKB members, Tano decided...
How far are we going to write?
Okada is immediately led to the room with a hidden camera.
Then...
He quickly gets the questionnaire and understands the content of the project.
On the other hand, Tano...
There's so much English!
Good luck with the questionnaire!
Let's get down to business!
The first impossible questionnaire is...
How many eyelashes do you have?
Please write the number on the left and right of your eyelashes.
First, Tano...
He randomly touches his eyelashes...
While laughing, he writes the answer...
30 on the left and right and random numbers...
On the other hand, Okada...
Eh? Wait a minute, is this correct?
How many eyelashes do you have?
I don't know!
Okada asks for an honest answer in the questionnaire!
Will you lie like Tano?
Here is the answer!
My friends often tell me that my eyelashes are long.
I'm sure there are a lot of them.
I can't count them all.
Even in a survey, you can't lie!
That's Okada's seriousness!
Unbelievable survey! Here's the next item!
Write your own name with your left hand.
Please write it with your left hand as instructed.
On the other hand, Okada also writes with his left hand, but...
If you look at the result, you can see the difference!
First of all, Tano! He's trying his best to write it.
But Okada...
The staff is waving their hiragana and katakana to make it easier for you to understand.
Even in a survey, you have to be careful of the staff!
That's Okada's seriousness!
Unbelievable survey! Here's the next item!
What's your body temperature like now? How are you feeling now?
First of all, Tano!
I don't think she's 16 years old.
The answer she wrote with a big sigh is...
I'm fine.
The exact opposite answer.
And she ignores the body temperature.
On the other hand, Okada...
As soon as he saw the item, he suddenly went outside of the room.
And three minutes later...
He took out his body temperature meter and started measuring it seriously.
Where did you get it from?
The answer is also 36.6 degrees Celsius.
And he knows the exact number.
If he has time to sigh, he goes to get his body temperature meter.
That's Okada's seriousness!
"Impossible survey"!
And the last one is...
What do you think of this person?
No! Stop it!
First of all, Tano's case.
Do you know this person?
I don't know.
The answer she wrote with a big sigh is...
The person who imitates Antonio Inoki.
CCD.
It's not about what you think of him, but about who he looks like.
On the other hand, Okada's answer is...
To be honest, I've never seen him before and I don't know him.
I think he's very flashy and stands out.
I love pink very much, so I think it's good that his hair is pink.
I'm sure he's a very famous person.
Even if you don't know him, don't praise him!
That's Okada's seriousness!
On the other hand, in this survey, Tano showed a lot of insincerity.
However, there was only one item that she wrote seriously.
And that's...
Five people who you respect and stop breathing.
Now, let's take a look at the only serious moment she showed!
- Cute! - That's what you should say!
- Cute! - Too cute!
- Too cute!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- And here is the answer!
- What?! - What?!
- Did you run out of breath?! - Call for Sashihara!
- The results!
- Okada wrote seriously even in impossible survey!
- Tano and Yuka wrote seriously only in survey that stopped breathing!
- Tano! You are terrible!
- What do you think objectively? - Objectively speaking, you are the worst!
- Right?! Do you know it yourself?! - I know it!
- Abe, you always keep your mouth open!
- When we are together, I feel miserable.
- So I will keep my distance. - You won't keep your distance!
The next test is this!
How much will the director's incredible acting follow?!
We will do this test live from now on!
Now, everyone, please take a look at this!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Actually, Okada is in this room right now because of the PR comments for the 60th anniversary special edition of "NITTERE".
From now on, the fake director will continue to give Okada incredible acting.
By the way, the video that is being filmed now is...
The cameraman is secretly filming from the magic mirror installed on the wall of the room.
And...
- By the way, Okada and Iwatate... - Yes.
...are the pranksters.
They are secretly wearing earphones, so you can hear their voices.
Okada-san, can you turn your eyes white so that we can't find you?
I'm sleepy.
I can't see you!
- I can't see you! - I can't see you!
Now, let's have the impossible director appear!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Today, at the end of the year, there will be the 60th anniversary special edition of "NITTERE".
Everyone, please look forward to it!
This is the fake director, Sawaki-kun!
First, we will see how amazing of a director Okada is by telling Okada a lie!
I will be directing you. Sawaki-kun.
- Hello! - Hello!
- My name is Sawaki-kun. - Hello!
- I'm Yanagisawa. - Hello!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Sawaki-kun has always been in Hollywood. - Wow!
- He has a great career. - Wow!
- By the way, since this is Hollywood, it's a complete lie. - Wow!
- He's staring you a lot! - He's staring you a lot!
- Wow! - Wow!
- He's staring you a lot!
- While the lie setting has been incorporated, - Wow!
- the impossible direction has begun! - Wow!
- Cameras, please set up! - Cameras?
- Please line up first. - Okay.
- She will be on the left. - Okay.
- Yes, please. And she will be in the middle. - Am I in the middle?
- Yes, please be in the middle. And you will be here. - Okay.
- Okay? - Okay.
- You are... - I'm getting excited.
- You are good. - I'm getting excited.
But you didn't say "no" at all.
Okada doesn't change his face even when she says "you" all of a sudden.
Let's move on to the next strategy.
If a fake director tells a lie about Hollywood, how will Okada react?
I got a lot of things from Hollywood.
What did you get?
Movies, of course.
Movies, new movies, dancing, comedy, music...
Cheap English.
- P-V. - P-V?
- P-V and stuff like that. - Oh, you know it?
- I know it. - You know it? - Yes, I know it.
- I got all the P-Vs. - What? All of them?
There is no band called "Super Brian" in Hollywood.
- Do you know "Drum and Bass"? - Yes, I know it.
- You like omelet rice with that hairstyle. - That's so cute!
Will Okada also fall for a lie?
- I know a lot of things. - What about you, super fans?
- I don't know. - Really?
- Of course you don't know. - You are serious.
She says she doesn't know.
Okada is serious and says he doesn't know things he doesn't know.
Let's move on to the next strategy.
We are going to start taking comments.
After this, if you get the wrong name for Okada in "Kampe",
the director will send you an AD.
And the AD will rub that mistake on Okada.
What will Okada do at that moment?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm always like that.
Cheers!
Ooyachan, Shuku, Mittere, Gaikyoku 60 years.
OK.
Iwatate-chan will show you all of Tako's treasure videos.
Special.
This is Okada.
That's fast.
I made a mistake.
No?
Yes, it's the other way around.
Okada-chan, you're serious.
Okada is serious about pointing out mistakes right away.
But it's not over yet.
After this, the AD will be hit by the director.
What will he do?
No?
Yes, it's the other way around.
Okada-chan?
Yes, Okada.
It's the other way around.
I wrote this before.
It's Okada-chan.
I'm going to cut it out for the AD now.
Wait, wait.
You made a mistake in your talent name.
Don't worry about it. It's fine.
Seriously.
You know you made a mistake in your talent name, don't you?
Hey!
I said stay in your place! Stay in your place!
Do you hear me?!
If you stay in your place, you'll stay in your place forever!
What will you do?!
If you stay in your place, you'll stay in your place forever!
What will you do?!
You'll stay in your place forever!
The AD was cornered.
But after this...
No, when I said that earlier,
he said he'd cut it out for me.
He said he'd cut it out for me.
You're talking nonsense!
Okada was hit by the AD for making a mistake in his talent name!
What will he do?!
I think I heard it wrong.
No, I don't think you heard it wrong.
What did you say?
I said "Okada Nana".
You said it?
Yes, I said "Okada".
It's not about covering it up, but about yourself.
It's alright, okay?!
Switch!
It's unnatural!
It's not natural!
All of a sudden?!
Even if the AD gets angry about himself, he will never forgive mistakes!
Okada is showing his stern seriousness!
Then, let's move on to the next strategy!
After this, a similar director will give Okada an inappropriate look in the comment section!
I'll do it with Kano.
Camera-san, please do it!
3, 2...
Shuku! A diary of 60 years!
A special where I show you all of my past treasure images!
Everyone, please watch it!
Alright, okay!
You know...
Yes?
Well, well...
Well, I hope you're fine. I hope you two are doing well.
And lastly... Yes?
I'll do it a little softer... Yes?
A little more... "Everyone, look at me!" "Everyone, look at me!"
Like... I want you to feel it. Yes.
I want you to feel it echoing. I understand.
Can you do it one more time?
Okay, let's do it one more time.
Three, two...
Shuku! Nitte! Kaikyoku 60 years!
A special where we show you all of our past treasures!
Everyone, look at me!
That's good, that's good.
It's okay, right?
Hmm... I guess "taoka" isn't good enough.
"taoka" is completely different.
You want it?
Yes.
You two are good.
You two are like, "it's okay, perfect, perfect."
Lastly... Yes?
Everyone, look at me!
That's a little weak. Yes.
Hmm...
You're right.
The last one we used...
That was really good.
Is it still there?
Ah, it's still there.
Okay, I'll show you.
It has a little... Yes?
Flower effect. Not flower effect, but impact.
I'll show you. Yes.
Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right...
This, this, this, this...
I'm glad you chose it.
What is it? What is it?
Thank you.
Why?
What is it?
It's a facility.
This is really popular in Hollywood right now.
Erin and Kosuke will show you their past 60 years of Otaku life in a cute way.
Special!
Shiku will show you their past 60 years of Otaku life in a cute way.
Special!
Everyone, watch!
It doesn't look like Hollywood at all.
What is this?
They don't have any talent in the first place.
Lastly...
They're fine, but...
They're really stupid.
They don't spit.
You know? They spit.
A little more...
Everyone, watch!
That's how you say it!
Everyone, watch!
It's getting worse and worse.
As expected of Okada.
Let's do it from the front.
3, 2, 1.
Shuku, Nittele, Taikyoku 60th Anniversary!
I'll show you all of my past treasure images! Special!
Everyone, watch me!
It's too cool.
It's coming in.
You can't do something like this.
It's not dynamic, right? It's not dynamic.
You two can do it.
Only Taoka can't do it.
Taoka can't do it. Do you understand?
Okada is being chased by a very unreasonable person!
Furthermore...
The last impact is the most important.
You two can do it, but the last impact is the most important.
There's a costume in there.
Wear it here.
Can you take it off?
It's okay.
If you're ready, call me again.
Please.
The costume that Nisei Director put on Okada is...
What is this?
AKB's new single will be released on December 11th!
If I say I dream of your smile in the shade of a chrysanthemum tree...
How will our relationship change?
After thinking about it for a few days...
It's like a slightly embarrassing conclusion!
Tonight, each group will sing a coupling song recorded for each group.
We'll introduce you to four songs!
AKB48's "Party Is Over"!
♪ When will I see you again? ♪
♪ With my chest held tight ♪
♪ Yes, the person who listened to me ♪
♪ I felt strong love ♪
♪ The important thing is ♪
♪ The important thing is ♪ "escape" "forty-eight" is "escape"!
♪ This feeling now ♪
♪ With a taxi ♪
♪ Close your eyes and take a deep breath ♪
♪ I'm waiting for you, serial killer ♪
♪ If you're being watched by someone ♪
♪ I don't mind, let's kiss ♪
♪ I met you and I changed ♪
♪ I had decided not to change ♪
♪ I'm running and running ♪ ♪ It feels good to be desperate for someone ♪
♪ What I wanted wasn't an answer ♪ ♪ Asking and seeing ♪
♪ Only the sweat that falls like now ♪ ♪ Refreshing ♪
HKT48 is "Wink Three Times"!
♪ Four times is delicious ♪
♪ Three times is just a good confession ♪
♪ Don't let anyone around you notice ♪
♪ You should know the meaning of the gaze ♪
♪ Remember me ♪
♪ Ah, super message ♪
Who is it?
This time, Okada is...
What is this?
A short that a fake director wants Okada to wear is...
Who is it?
What is this?
Let me wear it! Let me wear it!
It's a get-up!
It has an impact, but...
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Run, run, run!
What is this?
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK!
How do you like it?
It's amazing. It's easier than I thought.
You're a liar!
That's it for this week!
Next week...
A serious Okada is cornered by a salad production!
Not good at all.
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