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"A.K.A. BINGO" is coming soon.
Who is your navigator for tonight?
I'm Mako Kojima.
What is the first thing you want to do in your life?
I like soccer very much.
You say it often.
I want to participate in a soccer live broadcast.
Try it.
3, 2, 1.
Good.
Right, left, right.
It's delicious.
Let's go.
What is this picture?
I love macaroons.
I want to go to my hometown, France.
I want to go on a journey of macaroons.
It's like France.
It's like a French doll.
It's a picture of me.
"A.K.A. BINGO" is coming soon.
Tonight...
Raise your legs!
Next generation members and...
"A.K.A. BINGO" doesn't need you.
First generation members will play "DOGEBALL" without human feelings.
A merciless end of "MUCHAMURI".
What will happen to the next generation?
Did you turn your life around?
I'm scared.
I wanted to meet you.
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Okay, Linesman, please explain the rules!
Okay, I'll explain the rules now!
The rules are the same as a normal dodgeball.
That's it!
That's fast!
The members who are later than me will have a crazy long wait, so do your best!
Huh? Huh? Is it over? Huh? I didn't say anything!
Burikko, stop it!
This "fast" is popular with maniacs.
I see.
Videos of people collecting "fast" are quite popular.
Oh, really?
There's a video like that?
Yes.
Okay, it's another match between fresh members and senior members!
Wow, that's great!
Okay, senior members, what do you think? Is there anything you should be careful of?
Well, when you eat insects, make sure you put it in your mouth at least once!
"Make sure you put it in your mouth at least once," right?
Even for senior members like us...
Hey, Okada!
Why don't you just say "fast" to your senior members?
Hey, Kashiwagi!
What is it? What is it?
Senior members have been making up "AKBingo" and we've been able to participate in it.
Thank you so much!
Are you serious?!
I'm serious!
Manic Performers are also very serious!
Senior members don't know what to do!
I'm serious!
"AKBingo" doesn't need to be serious!
Now, both teams' battle preparations are complete!
Who will be the "manic performers"?!
Now, let's see who the first "manic performer" is!
The first "manic performer" is...
Sakho-han!
For the members who are out...
Iwata and Sao will eat the bentos they made with love!
Okay, "manic performers" battle, get ready!
Now, Kitagawa and Takashima's jump ball!
Oops! Takahashi and Minami have the ball!
What a mistake!
The opponent has the ball!
And once again, to the senior's goal!
Oops! Iwata, what are you doing?!
Ah! He's running forward like it's nothing!
Iwata runs away, exhausted!
Why on earth?!
The ball is scary!
Now, it's time for lunch!
Now, Iwata!
What do you think of this lunch box?
I put a lot of love into it and made it look lovely,
so please look forward to it!
Now, let's see what Iwata is going to eat for lunch!
Here it is!
Iwata, what is this?!
Um, it's "inago-tachi"!
Iwata!
Iwata's favorite, "inago-tsukudani",
a love lunch box he made himself!
The heart-shaped "inago" is very lovely!
First of all, Iwata is going to taste it!
Thank you for it!
How is it, Iwata?
Um, it's the usual taste!
Is it good?!
Yes!
Now, Iwata is going to eat it!
It looks really good!
Please eat it!
My mouth is full of it!
Please eat it!
It's really good!
It's crunchy!
Hey, I don't want it!
It's not cute!
I don't want it!
Why did you suddenly get angry?!
I don't want it!
Is it for real?!
Here I go!
Goodbye, human me!
How do you like it?
You're dirty.
But it's frustrating, but it's good.
That's good.
The result is good.
Then I'll let you eat it.
If it's such a delicious thing.
That's right. I want to share this deliciousness.
That's right. Who do you want me to eat it for?
After all, this is for the future Minami Takahashi.
Oh, I see.
You're kind.
The first generation Minami Takahashi.
That's right.
From the second generation to the first generation.
Taisho, do you have a dog today?
Do you have a dog?
Taisho, do you have a dog today?
No.
I have a lively dog.
A lively dog.
How do you like it?
It's delicious.
He eats well.
He folds his legs with his lips.
First of all, the selection team is selected.
Next generation team.
Iwata and Gaia's Takahashi and Judy are replaced.
The game resumes.
The next item is this.
Instant scoop.
For the members who are out.
With a super slow camera.
The game resumes.
Ready, set, go!
First of all, the next generation Shinozaki.
This is a pass to Gaia.
Return it again.
Oh, Minami Takahashi is hit!
Takahashi is hit!
Am I too bad?
I feel like I've grown up.
Now, it's time to shoot.
This "instant scoop" is the moment when a water balloon is broken on the head.
We will shoot with this ultra-high-performance super-slow camera.
Takahashi, you know, if you're reckless, you'll always get hit recklessly, right?
Oh, you noticed?
You'll definitely get hit, right?
Why haven't you done this in a long time?
Now, Takahashi...
It's like a execution, isn't it?
Are you ready?
Oh, I'm scared of the back.
I knew you'd say that!
Binko, I hate you!
Now, let's get our minds together...
Let's do it!
"Instant scoop" in...
Three, two, one...
Wow!
One...
Wow!
Huh? Her face is clean.
Wait, wait, wait. Isn't this the worst pattern?
Let's watch it in super slow motion.
Interesting!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
It's like a commercial.
Wow!
It's good.
It's like a promotional video.
And then...
Her voice...
Fluttered.
So cool!
Fluttered.
Her voice fluttered.
What is this?
It's good. She looks confident.
It's good.
But it was cool.
Oh, really?
It was cool.
This is a different kind of work.
Really?
It's like a commercial for water balloons.
A commercial for water balloons.
Now it's one-on-one even!
Gaia's underarms go in and the match resumes!
And now, here are the TSURITEREMU Table Limit Teams!
Embarrassing Make-up!
Now, when you are out of the game, you will have an embarrassing make-up on your face.
Ready, set, go!
First of all, Kuramochi!
Oh, this is a high-speed ball passed by his father!
And, Takashima's nice catch!
Oh, if you look back, it hits Maeda!
Is this okay?
First of all, um...
Here, my eyebrows are properly guarded!
Now, it's make-up time!
This time, Ami will become a super-famous dad!
The super-famous dad who is made up of a master of make-up, Kiyoto is...
Now, Ami...
Please turn around!
Is this okay?
I'm a super-famous dad!
You look like a fool!
You are a fool!
Are you a fool?!
I'm not a fool!
You are a fool!
How do you feel about this, Minagishi?
What do you mean by "feel"?
I've been doing this for eight years and I can't say anything!
Would you like to see it for yourself?
Wow, you are young!
You look like a fool even when you close your eyes!
You are a fool!
How do you feel about this, Minagishi?
Well, it's not as intense as usual, but...
This is okay!
You are good!
I feel like I'm going to watch this on TV later!
Next up is...
Cosplay turtle!
First of all, everyone, please take a look at this!
This is a cafe-restaurant that is on the 16th floor of Japanese TV!
This is the place where busy people who don't work at Japanese TV live.
This time, we would like you to dress up as cute cosplayers and have a normal meal!
First of all, black mochi!
This is...
Oh, it's a pass for stupid papa!
From papa, the ball goes to Minegishi!
Whoa, Kojima's good pass!
Now, Shinozaki picks up the ball and...
Passes it to Okada!
And Okada...
What's with this throwing style?!
Furthermore, Nishino's fastball!
Once again, Okada...
Whoa, it's a pass for the enemy!
Minegishi knocks Kojima down!
Okada!
With a strange move, he passes the ball to the enemy team!
And Minegishi picks up the ball and...
He mercilessly knocks Kojima down!
Kojima's out!
I didn't hit it!
You didn't hit it!
You're this weak and you didn't hit it?!
I'm telling you, you didn't hit it!
I didn't hit it?
No! No! No!
I have to say I hit it!
She said she has to say she hit it!
Kojima-san, did you hit it?
I did!
It looks like you hit it!
Out!
Now, it's cosplay time!
For real?!
I'm already embarrassed.
Now, it looks like Kojima-san will arrive at the 16th floor.
But Kyoko-san will do her make-up.
She'll do her best.
Now, let's continue with the broadcast.
This is the current 16th floor.
Kojima-san is coming out.
Is this Kojima?!
Kojima-san, can you hear me?
Yes.
I've seen you many times.
I've seen you three times.
Oh, it's a prisoner!
The prisoner wants to say hello.
Let's pull out your sword, if you laugh like that.
Oh, everyone is surprised!
Sorry for scaring you!
No, wait!
Sorry for scaring you!
Let's pull it out!
What is this?!
Let's pull it out!
Shall we order?
Yes!
Give me bread!
You think you can eat rice?
I eat bread!
You think you can eat rice?
I eat bread!
Give me bread!
Slide. Slide. Bread!
What's with this awkward atmosphere?
As bread is falling apart, bread arrives.
But they...
To Glasses Man...
Want something to eat?
It will go well with pasta.
Eat it!
It will go well with pasta.
Then give me 100 yen.
Give me 100 yen.
"Give me 100 yen" is really cute.
If you did it before, you could get it.
How about two for 100 yen?
Sure.
Then, give me 1,000 yen.
"Give me 1,000 yen" is really cute, isn't it?
Can you write it for me?
Sorry to scare you!
War! War!
War!
It seems that your staff has come back.
War! War!
Give me 1,000 yen!
I'll give you later.
How was it?
It's really embarrassing.
But, after I did it, I gained confidence.
Really?
What confidence?
Give me 1,000 yen.
This is Kojima as a boister.
Here is the crazy one!
Tsundo Meta Rai!
We will explain this in detail later!
Ready!
3, 2, 1!
Oh! Midegishi wins by a second!
Midegishi wins!
Hey!
What?
Huh?
There's no way I'm winning!
You know...
Don't be so cocky!
I'm not winning!
I'm watching you, Raizman!
Hey, you guys!
She said she wasn't winning!
I'm not winning!
For real!
You're laughing a lot!
Huh?
I'm going to turn your life upside down!
You're scary!
Why do you keep turning your back on your seniors?
You're scary!
Now, it's time for "Tarai"!
We've prepared this device for you!
What is this?
That's right! This is what we call...
"Sundome Tarai Machine"!
You remove the rope that supports the tarai from your hands...
and have it tied to your head.
However, if you tie it higher than the safe zone, you lose!
I don't know how it works, but...
Bichao will show you how it's done.
Bichao!
It's been a while!
Bichao!
It's been a while!
It's been a while, but Bichao is always here!
Yeah.
Okay, Bichao.
Now, I'll show you how it's done!
Okay, then...
Please show us!
3...
2...
1...
Huh?
Shamba!
Are you serious?!
You scared me!
I'm sorry.
For now, we know the power of Tarai.
This time, we will have one person from the opponent team to compete with the other one.
Now, Negishi, who will you choose?
I will choose Yurina Takashima, who has guts even in Team 4.
Oh, Takashima Yurina!
I'm a big fan of Takashima.
Wow!
Now, will Takashima be able to show his guts to the captain of Team 4?
For now, Negishi will go first.
Well then, Negishi.
Yes!
Please!
Three...
Two...
One...
Wow!
This is amazing!
How many centimeters is this?
19 centimeters!
19 centimeters above the ground!
Minagishi crossed the safe zone and scored 19 centimeters above the ground!
If Takashima doesn't cross this record, he will lose!
How do you feel?
I don't want to lose to Mii-chan.
I will do my best!
You won't lose!
Let's start. Takashima, please!
Three...
Two...
One...
Hahahahahahaha!
Takashima is eager for victory!
But!
Tarai hits directly to the brain!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Hahahahaha!
It's too relaxing!
This time's MVP is...
Mako Kojima, who has gained new knowledge in the form of an old man!
I'm not an old man!
After this, SK48's latest music videos will be released!
SK48's latest music videos will be released!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Matsui Jirina, who won the fourth rock, paper, scissors tournament, will be the center!
The title of the 34th single of AKB48 will be decided!
Please wait for further information!
The draft meeting will now begin!
The AKB48 Group Draft Meeting was held on the 10th the other day!
The 29 candidates who won the audition and endured the tough lessons and faced this day!
Which teams won the draft?
These six AKB48 members!
These nine SK48 members!
These four NMB48 members!
Lastly, the HKT48 members are Yamano Toumao from Fukuoka!
Please look forward to their future activities!
Sunshine! Kawaii! Sunshine!
I like this road better than anyone else's.
Tonight, we'll release the latest music video for "Sunshine! Kawaii!",
SK48's 13th single, which will be released next week!
In the classroom, I pretended like I wasn't interested in anything.
We point at each other and gossip about each other.
What should we do when we get lost?
Sunshine! Kawaii! (Sunshine!)
Love! Love! I'll hide it!
Knock! Knock! My heart beats faster!
Sunshine! Kawaii! (Sunshine!)
My heart!
I whisper my precious innocence.
Yes! Yes! I like you!
Sunshine!
LA! HO! HO! LA! LA! LA! LA! HO! ARMY!
"I love you" I whisper in your ear, "Yes! Yes! I love you!"
Next week's theme is "Tiramisu"!
Next week, Battle Burger Shop is back for the second time in two years!
"Fat", "Idiot", "Who are you?"
"Mother"!
Next generation member, "Teen Word"
Don't you think of Kojima Mako?
I'm counting on you
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