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It has been 60 years since the birth of TV in Japan.
In that history, many variety shows were born.
In such a big variety show, the next generation and seniors will compete!
Again this time, ten elderly people who do not know a lot about akb will watch the competition and judge who was purely interesting!
If it is a variety show in which various goddesses have appeared many times,
even the next generation members who have little experience may be able to win with their interestingness!
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The next "monoboke" is the legendary variety show "Beat Takeshi" and "Owarai Ultra Quiz"
and many other shows where many famous comedians performed it.
Today's game is "teppan game".
Okada, do you know about this "monoboke"?
Yes, I did it at "AKBingo" the other day.
It's my second time today.
Shinozaki and Takashima, have you done it before?
It's my first time.
It's my first time for Takashima too.
I've never done it before.
I've seen it as a gallery before.
A gallery...
This "monoboke" has created a history of laughter for many comedians.
Can the next generation members create a new history?
How about this? Who do you think is good at it?
Haren and Juri.
Takahashi too.
Don't expect too much from me.
Really.
Who is not good at it?
Okada and Takashima.
It's Okada.
What will you do?
Well...
What will you do?
I'll do my best.
She might be confident about it.
Let's start.
"monoboke", get ready, start!
The next generation members' "monoboke" has just started.
From now on, we'll welcome comedian Bon Mizokura.
Thank you.
Can I do it?
First of all, Takahashi and Juri.
You suddenly brought a lot of items.
What will you do?
"monoboke", go ahead!
Wow, you're on a banana diet.
I see.
The basic of "monoboke" is to compare things with other things.
But you're using a scale as it is.
I'd like to see the basic "monoboke" too.
Okada, who wasn't good at variety shows, is here.
Okada's "monoboke", go ahead!
I'm energetic and can do anything.
One, two, three, go!
"monoboke" can also be an imitation.
"monoboke" is a joke, right?
I just want a serious Nana-chan to evaluate me for being stupid!
monoboke
I see.
Now, "iwatana monoboke", go ahead!
Oh, come to my house later!
Eh, you don't know? Um, here, here. Do you know? Here.
No, you don't know?!
As expected of Karen-chan, but she's using earthenware as it is!
I'm going!
Now, "kojimana monoboke", go ahead!
Ping pong! I'm here to clean your ears!
No, that's too big!
No, this is good!
Making a big mop look like an ear cleaner.
This is the basic of "monoboke".
I see.
Sata-san's "tsukkomi" went in beautifully!
We don't have much time!
Now, it looks like they're struggling to choose items.
Oh, Nishino! For some reason, you're breathing in air!
Miki-chan, are you okay?
Now, "iwatate" has arrived!
Wow, you're going by yourself, "iwatate"!
Go ahead!
Please stop me.
This is funny!
They each have different items,
but if you put them together, it looks like "oheno".
This is great!
Now, Nishino has arrived!
It looks like "kugiri" has given up.
Are you going to use "monoboke"?
Yes.
Now, Nishino's "monoboke", go ahead!
Now, now! "kappa"...
Where's "kyuri"?!
Now, now! "atta" and "kyuri"!
No, it's "banana".
"Shampoo hat" and "kappa"!
"Banana" and "kyuri"!
Well, "monoboke" is "satoyogi"!
It's cute!
Now, it's "takahashi" and "kyuri" again!
They've got "hakari" again!
What will they do?
Go ahead!
Don't worry about your weight! Drink more!
As expected of Juri-chan, you're full of ideas!
Next up is our seniors with a lot of experience in comedy!
Well, I've had a lot of experiences too, just because I'm old.
I'm already getting bigger.
That's fun!
Everyone seems to be good at it.
Well, I think Yokoyama is good at it.
Especially you!
Please don't do that.
"Hakari" again!
By the way, what did you think of the juniors we saw earlier?
They seemed to have a good spirit.
I thought they had a good spirit.
In addition, I'd like them to build up their skills and show off their spirit and skills.
That's what you say!
You like it too much!
Now, what kind of talent will our seniors show us?
I'm looking forward to it!
Ready, go!
That was fast, Yokoyama!
Go for it!
Hashiridasu
Ah! The mic and my hair are wrong!
They're not wrong!
This is it.
Making your hair look like the mic.
This is the basic.
That's our Yui-han for you!
Go for it!
You...
We'll settle this today!
Wow, this is amazing!
While blowing out the red balloon,
it's a wonderful comedy that exceeds the imagination of the viewer!
Go for it!
Chuuchuu Train
This is good, too!
Saying the title first...
Our seniors are good at showing off!
Oh, Oshima-san is here!
Go for it!
Hey, isn't this swimsuit size right?
Stop it!
Wow, this is amazing, too!
Wearing a kisaku as a swimsuit!
This is a monoboke that uses your own character!
It's a good feeling of excitement!
I'm glad I knew about it!
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
I like comedy.
And now...
Go for it!
This is godly!
It's a completely similar generation of people thinking about it and doing it.
Isn't that what Oshima Yuko said?
That's right!
And now... Go for it!
Kururin...po...ya!
Chief!
And now, it's over!
You showed us until the end!
Yes!
And now, for this matchup...
Who do you think is the most interesting among the elderly who don't know much about AKB?
Oh, it's over.
Yuko, it's over, it's over...
Yuko, Yuko...
Oshima...
And so...
Yuko is popular!
And so...
In this matchup...
The seniors win!
There were a lot of them!
You showed us a lot of fun!
Each one of you...
My head is spinning...
And now...
"Tataitekabuttejankenpon"!
"Tataitekabuttejankenpon" is...
A game created by Katsura Bunshissho in 1969.
It's a very popular game.
That's good.
Do you know about it?
It's like...
You cover it with a textbook and hit it with your hand.
A textbook? What are you talking about?
By the way...
Yuko, have you played it before?
I played it in "AKBingo".
That's right! Three years ago...
Oshima and Matsui and Jirina...
Played against each other in this "super violent variety" project!
We lost or won rock-paper-scissors...
We panicked so much we didn't know what to do.
You're in a hurry, aren't you?
This game is more tense than it looks!
Because it's said to be a "super violent" game...
In this tension, laughter is born!
Who is it that the goddess of variety smiles at?!
Now, let's start the first round!
Next generation representative, Junip Takahashi!
- Yes! - Yes!
The senior representative is Yui Yokoyama!
- Yes! - Yes!
- This is... - Let's hear their enthusiasm first!
- Hey, Yokoyama! - Hey, Yui!
I like you a lot!
- Huh?! - I like you a lot, but...
- Oh... - I'm staying at Yokoyama's house with various members.
Are you a woman I know?!
I'm not jealous of you, but...
- She's jealous of you! - Yes.
- Hey, Takahashi! - Yes?
While you say you like me...
Your eyes aren't smiling at all, you scum!
Scum?!
I'm not a scum!
Their mic performances are almost identical!
Moreover, in order to increase their sense of tension...
They've chosen one player!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock-paper-scissors!
It's a tie!
It's the other way around!
- Hey! - It's the other way around!
Hey!
If you hit me, I'll definitely panic!
- Takahashi seems a little hysterical. - Yes!
- He's really frowning! - Yes!
- Ready, go! - Hit, cover, rock-paper-scissors!
- You love me, don't you? - You love me, don't you? - You love me, don't you? - You love me, don't you?
- Winner! - Good job!
- Bon-san, how was the game? - As expected, a serious game is good!
- But, is Juri-chan okay after being hit? - It hurt a lot!
- She's the kind of person who doesn't get excited! - She's like, "It hurts even in the morning!"
- I did it a little badly!
- Next up is Iwata-Karen, who has a passionate soul, attacking her senior, Maeda-ami!
- Now, let's see how they're going to hit Iwata - san!
- Your shadow is so thin!
- Are only your eyebrows dark?
- She hit him!
- Hey, don't underestimate me!
- I don't know if you respect Takamina-san, but you're not funny!
- Maeda Atsuko-san graduated, but what does the world know about AKB's Maeda?
- Hey, you've been mean to me for a while now!
- You're always saying mean things! I'm worried about you!
- What do you mean?
- Maeda's always there!
- What do you mean?!
- She's always there! - What kind of style is that?!
- Now, Iwata-san! Can you show off even in a violent game?!
- Here we go! One, two...
- Takamina!
- Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Rock, paper, scissors!
- It's a tie, right?!
- That was quick! - That was quick!
- It's a tie! Before the match, they were pretty strong, but in the end, they lost.
- But in terms of comedy, their performance was pretty good, so this is also a good variety show. - It was just me.
- I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
- Next up is the battle between variety queen Minegishi and team 4 Takashima Yurina!
- Takashima Yurina is a member who has received a lot of praise for her talk skills at the theater.
- She has always been a fan of A.K. Bingo since she was little, and today is her first gathering!
- However... - Takashima!
- You said you wanted to be on TV, but if you do, don't be scared!
- Show us your usual Takashima! - I'm not usually like that.
- I don't want you to think I'm annoying!
- It's a tie!
- Now, with a word from the captain, is Takashima ready? Let's see it!
- Ready, go! - Hit me, hit me, rock, paper, scissors!
- You love me, don't you? You love me, don't you?
- That was a good match! I can finally see your excited face!
- Now is the time! - Yurin, the comments are also important!
- I hope you know who Takashima is! - The camera is over here!
- Let's look forward to the future!
- Lastly, it's Oshima Yuko versus Okada!
- First, Okada's mic performance! - I'm looking forward to it!
- Oshima Yuko...
- Yuko is a senior that I'm aiming for...
- It's an honor to have a match with you!
- You're not serious!
- I don't like the way you say it!
You're serious!
I wonder if your seriousness will one day pay off.
But you still have blue butt.
She's got some weight to her.
Are you going to do it?
- I'm looking forward to working with you! - Are you going to quit?!
You're a good girl!
Because she's serious, she doesn't like variety shows!
But!
In 60 years of TV history, this project is said to be legitimate!
And!
Her opponent is Yuko Oshima, who has a lot of experience in variety shows!
I have a good feeling that she'll become a god of variety shows!
Will she?!
One, two!
Rock, paper, scissors!
What a sudden death!
Okada just crouched!
Na-chan, this is such a shame!
So, how was it?
I couldn't understand the rules...
How many times have you watched this?!
Now!
Who do you think is the most interesting among the elderly who don't know about AKB through these three games?!
Yuuko! Yuuko! Yuuko! Yuuko! Yuuko! Yuuko! Yuuko! Yuuko Oshima!
To tell you the truth, in all of Japan, Yuuko Oshima won an MVP!
The AKB48 Group Draft Conference is coming up!
Captains of each team will need to show themselves to each other!
The candidates want...
Various personalities!
After announcing their final candidates, they've overcome a month of tough lessons and have gathered in the studio again tonight.
How are you feeling now?
First of all, Soda!
I hope I can show everything I've been working hard for since I was in third grade.
Then, Suto! I'm sure you're particular about everything 48.
Yes! Today, I woke up at 4:48 a.m.
That's early!
How are you feeling?
I started dancing lessons and now I'm practicing "river" all of a sudden.
Dancing is difficult!
Yes, it's difficult!
I see!
Then, Goto! How do you feel now?
Now that I've come this far, I definitely want to do my best!
I see!
Now! Before the draft meeting begins, they're going to do a self-investigation!
I have a question for you all!
Are you confident that you will definitely be called?
Now, let's open up the drafts at once!
Oh! There are a lot of "maru"s!
"Batsu" is...
Nine!
I see!
"Nishiyama" is "batsu", but...
I used to say that I was good at dancing at first,
but now that I've actually started dancing lessons, there are so many things I can't do.
"Daiki" is also "batsu", but...
I'm not good at singing, so...
She's like a hostage!
On the contrary, I'm pretty confident that I'll definitely be nominated.
Wow!
Now, Yokoshima, right?
Every day, my mom and my mom's friends guess that I'll win and cry every day, so I feel like I'm going to win more and more.
Let's move on to the next question!
From the candidate announcement to today, have you ever thought about quitting?
Is it a circle or a cross?
Oh!
Hmm...
Oh, four circles!
Iso! Have you ever thought about quitting?
I have!
Why?
Well, I'm 20 years old, but I was worried about my age.
Oh, I see!
I also think about the night of training camp.
But the one next to you, Takita...
It's a cross!
Cross!
It was my dream to become an idol.
I want to thank you for taking such strict lessons.
So even if lessons are hard, I've never thought about quitting.
I see.
What was the hardest among them?
It was cold in the morning.
No!
It's a matter of taste!
Next up is this question, which shows the relationship between candidates!
Is it a circle or a cross, which is the secret of candidates that only I know?
Yokoshima.
Mao-chan is very natural. Very natural.
Which part of her is natural?
Mao Mao panic.
Mao Mao panic?
Mao Mao panic.
Mao Mao panic?
The other day, I tore up the second one.
What?
The umbrella.
Umbrella?
The umbrella. I got stuck in it like a piece of junk and I was like...
I'm the one who's panicking right now.
Is there any other secret to this? Kaga-san.
Yes.
It's about Soda Sarina-chan.
Oh, Soda.
When she's with me, she has a really weird face and weird movements like this.
But in front of the staff, she acts like a good girl.
She always does it.
She does it.
I like it.
But it's the staff. It's the staff.
It's the staff. The staff went somewhere.
What was that?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean you don't know?
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's it for the questions.
Lastly, Yokoshima.
I'll definitely pass, right?
If you don't pass, please comfort me.
If you don't pass, I don't think we'll see you again.
The draft meeting of fate!
Who will be chosen?
After this, please watch the music video of the famous fresh member unit!
AKB48's latest single "Heart A".
"Chuchuchu only for you" is included in type B.
It's a derivative unit made up of 7 fresh members from more than 48 groups.
Please watch the music video!
Please also pay attention to finding mistakes along the way!
Chu chu chu chu
♪ Coming down from the bus, you always... ♪
♪ While passing by, I look at you every day ♪
♪ Even though I don't know your name, I fell in love with you ♪
♪ Kiss me and fly away from my heart ♪
♪ So I can kiss you and throw you away with my right hand ♪
♪ Kiss me and fly away from my heart ♪
♪ Without saying a word, I'll secretly... ♪
♪ Only you... ♪
♪ Chu-chu-chu! ♪
♪ Kiss me and fly away from my heart ♪
♪ Just for you ♪
♪ Chu Chu Chu ♪
Next week's "Just for you"
Next week's "Just for you" Dodgeball
Director So's "Red Tragedy"
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