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AK Bing!
Yeah!
Tonight's narrator is...
me, Yamachisu Haran and...
me, Nagao Maria!
Yeah, Maria-chan!
Who do you want as a sister?
That's the question.
For Yui-san who sent us this question,
we'll give you this show sticker as a present.
I want it, too!
Who do you want as a sister?
My sister is Kura Mochasuka-san and...
my little sister is Ichika Miori-chan.
I knew it!
You want a beautiful sister, don't you?
That's right.
If you want a cute little sister,
you'll want this, right?
I'm your little sister, Momari-chan!
Momomi-chan!
Thank you!
Yay!
Thank you!
Tonight's AK Bing is...
this one!
Testimony vs.
Self-love!
Studio is on fire!
If you say so...
What is it?
If you say so...
What is it?
Anyway, AK Bing is so scary!
I wanted to see you!
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The next generation of variety game battle members will fall in love with their seniors?!
Are you drunk?! Are you drunk?!
You're stupid!
If you don't get excited like this, it's important to get the first bite!
That's right!
Stop with that attitude!
Okada, what do you think of this attitude of your seniors?
I think they're good at showing off.
No, you're serious!
It's amazing, isn't it? I was watching it the other day.
It was like a tool battle.
I happened to see it and I was like, "Wow, Sui- chan is serious!"
At the same time, I was like, "Wow, she's serious!"
The senior members are watching you!
I'm happy! I'll do my best!
How many times has Takashima appeared in variety shows?
I don't know the number of times, but...
There's a show that's done by a researcher...
I don't need that kind of detail!
It's been a long time!
That's right!
By the way, Yuka, how many times has this happened?
It's the 200th time!
The 200th time!
It's the 500th time!
Minagishi!
Yes!
How old were you when this bingo came up?
I was 15 years old!
You were 15 years old!
Iwata, how old are you now?
I'm 15 years old!
Kojima, how about you?
I'm 16 years old!
We're about the same age!
We're about the same age as you!
If things go well, I'll come back five years later!
And with that...
Super Rude Iron Man Variety Game Battle!
Let's get excited and start!
It's been 60 years since TV was born in Japan.
In that history, numerous rude iron men...
In that variety game, seniors and younger generations will compete!
The ten elderly people who don't know much about AKB will watch it...
And they will judge who was the funniest.
Will the younger generation of variety beginners lose?
What kind of iron reaction will the seniors show us?
The first iron reaction is...
What's in the box?
First of all...
In 1969, young O-o-ni and Katsura Bunshissho came up with...
What's in the box?
- Nishino, you've heard of it, right? - No.
- I don't know it. - You don't know it?
- By the way, have you ever played Kojima? - No.
- No? - It's my first time.
- Is it fun? - Yes, it's my first time.
This is scary.
- It's scary to watch, isn't it? - It's scary.
When I was 15 years old, I played it on this show.
And I grew up with it.
- So you might lose a lot today. - Yes, that's possible.
Everyone knows about this game.
But first, let me explain the rules.
Put your hand in a box that you don't know what's in it...
Fight against your fear...
And guess what's in the box just by feeling it with your hands.
The first challenger is...
Next generation representative, Kojima!
Yes!
This is Kojima's first experience of guessing what's in a box.
Please pay attention to his reaction!
This is what you'll be guessing about Kojima!
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
What's in the box? Challenge, start!
- What is it? - What is it?
- Be gentle. - Be gentle.
- Fly? - Fly?
- Be quiet. - Be quiet.
My hands are shaking.
What is it? Is it wet?
- Why is it wet? - Smell it.
- What is it? - Just smell it.
- What is it? - Bug. - Bug?
- It's not on the right, is it? - It's on the left.
- It's cute. - It's cute.
How is it?
- Is it alive? - What is it?
I don't know. A human nose?
- It's cute. - It's cute.
- Hold it.
- I think I know what it is. - You know what it is?
- This is... - What is it?
- Hold it and see if you know what it is. - Bug?
- It's a bug, isn't it? - That's...
- That's a bad one. - I just...
- This is a bad one. - Where is it bad?
- This is a bad one. - It's a little further this way.
- Below that. - Below that.
- It's wet. It's really wet. Is it a human?
- It's not a human. - It's wet and you're disappointed.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- Is it okay to answer? - Yes.
- Answer it. Hold it and eat it. - Frog.
Frog?
- It's a frog. - Stand in front of it and check it out for yourself.
It's a frog!
Next up, actress Mayuko Goushima will challenge herself.
As a senior with a lot of experience in variety shows, what kind of reaction will she show us?
- How do you feel? - I'm a little excited.
- What's something you're not good at? - Ghosts.
- Ghosts? - Are there ghosts?
- There are no ghosts. - Balloons.
- If there are balloons, I really can't do it.
Actually, in the past, Mayuko Goushima used balloons a lot.
The contents of the box are...
Here it is!
Let's go, let's go!
What's with this scream?
Well then, are you ready?
No way!
Challenge...
Start!
I'm scared!
Have I ever done this before?
You know, there are times when you have to react to a joke or a lie, right?
I really don't like it!
Wow, I'm sweating like crazy.
The contents of the box are...
It's not inside the box!
It's not on the top of the box!
It's only on the bottom of the box!
Wow, this is scary!
I'm going to bite you!
Bite me?!
This is the first time I've ever said "contents of the box"!
What could it be? Which one is it? Where is it?
It's in the middle of the box!
It's in the bottom of the box!
Lower! Lower!
I can't move!
Good! Good!
To the left! To the left!
Can you do it like this?
That's it! That's how you do it!
Like a UFO catcher!
More! More!
Not there! Not there!
Lower! Lower! Lower!
It's spreading! Lower! Lower!
Hold it! Hold it!
She bit it! She bit it!
Even if she gets bitten, she still attacks Oshima!
Kouhai members, be careful!
She bit it! She bit it!
It just got stuck!
There!
Lower! Lower!
Yes! OK! Yes!
What is this?!
Can you do it on the other side and on the right?
On the right?
That's it! That's it!
Gross! I know, but...
Yeah?
Should I say "something" or something like that?
What is it?
I know!
It's a larva!
Look at it!
It's huge!
Next up is the kouhai team's Ayana Shinozaki challenge!
The contents of the box prepared by Shinozaki, who claims to be in charge of sexiness in team 4 are...
Here they are!
Bam!
That's it!
You've chosen a box. Challenge, start!
It's wet!
What is it?
There's something special about it.
Why?!
Isn't it alive or something?
Punch it!
Since it's a sexy time, let's make it sexy.
What is it?
Try scooping it up like this.
That's better.
Try putting your finger in there for a while.
It's stuck!
This is...
Correct!
The next challenger is the junior team, Nishinomiki!
Can Nishino, who has only shown her clumsy side up until now, lose in this challenge?!
Please guess what's inside!
It's this!
What's in the box? Challenge, start!
Let's go!
I got it! I got it!
What?
I got it!
To the right! To the left!
I got it!
What?
I got it!
My heart is beating so fast!
Your heart... Your heart is beating so fast!
You have to stand up a little, Miki-chan.
Slowly, slowly.
What? What? What?
Slowly, slowly. Is it okay if I touch you gently?
Slowly, slowly.
If you touch me gently...
W-what's that?
Miki-chan, you're not touching me, are you?
No, I'm not.
I'm not touching you.
You're only touching the entrance.
Nishinno, unable to touch even one person...
This project has caused countless miracles and brought about countless laughs!
However, it doesn't start without touching!
Tell me how it feels, Miki-chan!
How does it feel?
Tell me how it feels!
How did you like it?
Fluffy!
Fluffy?
Fluffy is good!
Fluffy!
Fluffy is good!
It's okay, it's okay!
Hold it tighter!
It's okay!
It's good!
It's not fluffy at all!
It's okay!
What's wrong?
It's okay!
Now's your chance!
It's okay!
Saki is nice!
Nice?
Saki is nice!
How was it?
Fluffy?
It's good!
What's the secret?
It moves, but...
I know what it is!
No way!
You've improved!
She was so scared until now!
What's this?
A robot dog!
It's so cute!
Pull it out!
You've been scared of it!
It's so cute!
I can't beat it!
For that reason,
we've prepared something special!
This is what the variety show "100,000 Yen Girl" will get!
"100,000 Yen Girl" will get 100,000 Yen!
That's right!
100,000 Yen Girl will get 100,000 Yen!
OK then, in 90 seconds, start!
What are we going to get?!
I think we should go full throttle.
Yeah, we should.
Check out their energy!
She's so scary.
I'm scary.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
A little more. A little more. A little more.
A little more. A little more.
Be kind. Be kind. Be kind.
How do you feel? How do you feel?
I think he's an old man.
An old man?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's that? What's that?
Shiba Inu.
Shiba Inu. An old man.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, my God!
It smells like oil.
What does it smell like?
It's sour!
Sour!
It's sour!
It moves a lot!
Behind you!
What is it?
Do it below!
Your hand below!
Your nose below!
Below!
Open it up!
Try saying "gutte"!
Gutte!
It's sour!
Sour!
Try raising it up with your fingers!
Ah, a little more!
Your index finger!
That's right!
I know!
Your nose is bigger!
Amazing!
You did it!
Sour!
I can't do this.
I know!
You know?
I know!
Who?
What?
Togasaki-san!
Look in front of the camera!
I'm sorry!
Miyagi, please introduce yourself!
Hello!
We've been working with you since the opening!
Togasaki-san!
Nice to meet you!
That was rude of you.
Did you know at first?
Like an old man?
He's got a lot of energy.
He's got the same energy as Kuro-chan back then.
Don't compare Kuro-chan with Togasaki-san!
Togasaki-san!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Now!
Who is the member that the elderly who know nothing about AKB think is the most interesting?
We'll announce it later!
The AKB48 Group Draft Meeting will be held on November 10th!
Each team representative of all 48 groups will select a representative they want and decide on a new member!
The selected candidates will join the team immediately!
In other words, various personalities are required!
We have 29 questions for the draft candidates!
The questions for this time are...
What are some of your habits that you just can't help but say?
Now then...Philip, open!
When you were in elementary school, didn't your dad always tell you not to ignore your mom?
Even though I'm asking a question, he ignores me even though I'm ten years old.
"Don't ignore me!" He'd get really mad at me.
That's not your mom, is it?
It's your dad.
Haven't you ever asked your mom why you ignored her?
No, but my mom doesn't really...
She's your mom!
Any other guests?
Miss No. 48, Sudo Ririka-chan.
Your nickname was Sato Amina-chan, but why is your nickname Tomochin Kawaii?
You've seen it a lot!
My goal is to become like Amina-san.
I see, I see.
My original nickname was Tomochin, and when I asked my mom about my nickname, she always said this.
"Koishi-san"?
Huh?
"Koishi-san" is "hoicho"!
What does "hoicho" mean?
When I have heavy luggage, I say "hoicho" as if I'm drunk.
Don't you say that?
"Hoicho" doesn't sound like you're drunk!
Where are you from?
I'm from Hyogo Prefecture, Takarazuka.
Hyogo Prefecture says "hoicho"!
No, they don't!
They don't?!
That's all for our questions.
Any other guests?
Any candidates you're interested in?
She's got speed and auditions, and she's on another level.
There are a lot of people who like 48 Group.
That's what I remember.
How was "the store"?
I've come to a place I've always wanted to go.
I got to meet such a famous person.
You're not that famous!
I know you!
You know me?
Do you know my real name?
"Ocarina"?
She's from Aomori. Her accent was amazing.
Takita-san. She's similar to Iriamanda-chan.
And she can speak a little more. I was very curious about her.
Like Matsuzaka Daisuke, Sudo Rinka-san is likely to receive multiple nominations.
From a member's point of view, I can't predict which member will shine.
I'm looking forward to seeing what happens.
Who will be chosen among them?
On November 10th, the AKB48 Group Draft Meeting will be held!
Today's release is AKB48's new single "Heart Elegy".
Let's watch the making of the song!
What kind of words in the world is "search" but "new" is "earth", isn't it?
I can only convey my frustrated feelings with my fingers.
Let's search for you who we found in the crowd.
Those eyes (those eyes)
Those lips (those lips)
All of them, oh, are so dear to me.
Right now (right now)
I want to drop (I want to drop)
Hold me tight, oh, baby, my angel.
I won't let you go again.
Those eyes (those eyes)
Those lips (those lips)
All of them, oh, are so dear to me.
Right now (right now)
I want to drop (I want to drop)
Hold me tight, oh, baby, my angel.
I won't let you go again.
Those eyes (those eyes)
Those lips (those lips)
All of them, oh, are so dear to me.
Right now (right now)
[The members chosen by the elderly will be announced later in the show!]
The members chosen by the elderly will be announced later in the show!
The game "What's Inside the Box?"
Who is the member that the elderly, who doesn't know about AKB, thinks is the most interesting this time?
Then, let's welcome them!
Nishino, Nishino, Nishino, Nishino, Nishino!
Kojima, Oshima, Nishino, Nishino, Shinozaki-san!
Nishino is about 6 seconds behind!
Nishino has won by calling out the god of variety!
The younger team has won the first round!
Next week, the super-violent variety game second half!
Which member will be the next god of variety to descend?
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