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- Soon! - A.K.A. Bingo!
- Tonight's navigator is me, Rie Tahara! - I'm Karen Iwata!
- Let's answer some of our viewers' questions! - "My own secret My Boom is..."?
- I'm currently talking about... - Talking about?
- YAHOO! - Yes.
- I'm FNASHIE! - Oh, you're doing great!
- FNASHIE! - I love FNASHIE!
- Oh, Iwata-san, that's great news! - Oh!
- I'm playing FNASHIE's main role in a TV show! - YAHOO!
- And so, tonight's A.K.A. Bingo is... - This one!
- I'm not gonna lose! - I'm gonna win!
- I'm gonna win!
- I'm not gonna lose! - I'm not gonna lose!
- Battle versus next generation! A fierce battle of fear!
- YAHOO! - YAHOO!
- Tonight's A.K.A. Bingo is... - Let me win!
- YOKOYAMA, you piece of shit! - Shut up!
- The next generation of members will face off against their predecessors!
- A.K.A. Bingo is A.K.A. Bingo!
- Who will win?
- I missed you!
- This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
Please explain the rules of RISEBIRD!
Nice to meet you, everyone! I'm AKB48 Team 4's Yurin, also known as Takashima Irina, and this is my first time participating in AKB!
Fuwa?
Fu~
Yes!
I forgot!
Likewise, I'm AKB48 Team 4's Ayana, also known as Shinozaki Ayana!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball!
For the members who are out...
There's a tough mess waiting for you!
Lastly, please listen to my very interesting story!
This is the most dangerous one!
I asked Bad Boys to let me participate in AKB for a long time!
So, I asked an adult, "Why can't you let me participate?"
And they said, "The person asking you is wrong!"
That's it!
Fuwa?
That's interesting!
When I saw you go in, I thought you'd slide like Takahashi!
That's amazing! The speed of this girl's growth is fast!
This tough dodgeball match is between AKB's fresh members and senior members!
It's been a while since we've seen all of you!
It's been a while for Yokoyama too!
It's been a while!
You've gotten a little brighter!
I've gotten a little brighter since I joined NMB, so I'm in a good mood today!
That's very kind of you!
But is there anything you don't like about tough dodgeball?
I don't like it!
I only have memories of it!
You know, you put a sheet of paper like this, and on top of it you put a piece of wood, and you put it on the table and you don't get it on your face, so can you do it one more time?
I've done it like three times!
If you do it like that, you'll end up like this!
She's a young member!
What do you think of this senior's momentum?
Takamiya-san!
What is it?
As the second generation, I won't lose!
I've heard that on the streets!
On the streets!
Even though you're not dead yet, it seems like you're the second generation!
You're definitely not going to lose!
With this tough dodgeball, you won't lose to the history you've built up!
It would be interesting for two people of the same kind to play together!
The battle between the first generation and the next generation!
Who will be the "tough dodgeball"?!
Let's take a look at the first "tough dodgeball"!
Here it is!
Gourmet answer!
Once you're out, you'll have to wear an eye mask...
And guess what the food in your mouth is!
"Tough dodgeball"! Get ready!
Now, Iwata and Maeda's jump ball!
Now, Kuramochi...
Oh! Nishino is out in one shot!
That was quick!
Oh my! Three seconds into the game!
Kuramochi hits Nishino in one shot with his dad's fastball!
In this situation, Coach Sou is...
You know, "tough dodgeball" hasn't changed!
It hasn't changed!
Now, it's quiz time!
In this situation, I'd like you to guess what food you put in your mouth.
This is what Nishino will eat this time!
Now, Nishino!
Huh?
Nishino, are you crying?
I'm about to break my jaw.
Oh, I see.
Now, Ms. Mineki, go ahead.
Ms. Mineki! Not a single tear came out!
Now, Nishino!
Nishino, open your mouth!
Huh? Are you okay?
What's with you?! Are you okay?!
Open your mouth!
Eat it!
What is it, Ms. Mineki?
What is it?!
It's a cicada!
A cicada, huh?!
Now, Ms. Mineki, please take off your eye mask and tell us if it's correct or not.
The correct answer is...
What is it?!
I haven't seen it yet!
Nishino, look at it properly!
The correct answer is...
Did you see it?!
Did you?!
The correct answer is...
It's a seagull!
Have you ever won a seagull before?!
Have I?!
First of all, the starting team is Ms. Kanroku!
The next generation team is Nishino and Ms. Gaia!
Now, the match resumes!
The next match is...
A cosplay cafe!
Wait, wait, wait!
First of all, everyone, please take a look at this!
This is a date!
This is a cafe-restaurant on the 16th floor of Nihon TV.
This is a place where people who work at Nihon TV can rest their hearts.
This time, instead of just wearing this cosplay, we'd like you to come and eat normally!
You've grown up!
That's right! Actually, three years ago...
Takahashi was playing dodgeball like crazy!
If you give me some spaghetti...
Don't say "record" without saying a word!
He had a crazy experience of eating other people's food!
This is the most heartbreaking project in the ring!
The most!
The most crazy!
Ready!
Let's start with the next generation!
Oh, Iwata! What are you aiming for?
Let me go!
Out!
You were prepared!
I thought we'd play together for a little longer, but I didn't aim for it at all!
Now, it's time for dejavu!
Oh no! Not this again!
Second time!
Yeah, it's my second time, but I can't do it anymore!
Now, it's about time for Takahashi to arrive at the 16th floor cafe!
Let me tell you about the break!
Now, this is what the current 16th floor cafe looks like.
Now, Sadako is coming in!
Now, Takahashi, can you hear me?
I can hear you!
Now, Takahashi-san, let's call the waiter and order!
Scary, scary, scary!
Scary!
Takahashi-san, do you have a video of a curse?
A video of a curse...
Okay, Takahashi-san, if you don't have one, order pasta.
If you don't have one, please give me pasta.
Scary, scary, scary!
Sadako...
Do you want to eat something like you did before?
Shall we go?
Scary, scary, scary!
It looks delicious...
As expected of a teacher!
Ah, ah, ah...
Huh? What's that?
That's the main dish!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Takahashi-san!
My computer is constantly changing...
Can you go under it and say "it came out of my computer"?
Ah, shall we try it?
Sadako-like...
Scary, scary!
Scary, scary, scary!
Ah, ah, ah...
It came out of my computer...
Don't say it!
Takahashi-san! Okay! Come back!
Okay!
I can go in with my old jacket, but I can't go in right now!
With that said, Director Sou went back to the studio.
How was it?
It felt like I was growing up.
I can do a little more with bingo.
With Director Sou's growth, the match resumed from the same point.
Next up is...
Moment Scoop!
The members who are out will be filmed with a super slow camera for a certain moment.
Ready!
First up is Minegishi!
He passes it wide to Gaia!
Yokoyama returns it!
And Kuromochi!
This is wonderful!
Takashima's team wins!
You didn't hit it.
Wait!
You didn't hit it!
You're crazy!
Linesman is watching you.
Hey, Takashima.
You didn't hit it.
Idiot! Idiot!
Scum! Human scum!
Kid! Fat! Skin!
You hit it!
You're talking too much!
Now, it's time for filming!
This Moment Scoop!
The moment Takahashi Juri hits the rubber patch!
We will film with this super slow camera!
Wash your hands! Hold your hands!
You're crazy!
Really...
Eat it.
Did you bite it?
Yes.
Is that okay?
Then, let's go!
3, 2, 1!
It fell off!
Then, let's watch it again!
The rubber fell off from Sata's hand and went straight to Takahashi's lap!
No!
It fell off!
Takahashi was shocked! His frame fell off!
It fell off!
Takahashi, what do you think of the video we just watched?
It fell off!
If you want to know more about it, please watch the following video!
Ready...
Okada somehow passes to Iwata.
This is a bad ball!
But Kuramoto has a nice catch!
Who will he aim for?
Ryoka Oshima barely dodged it!
And Yokoyama...
Oh, he can't run away this time!
Ryoka Oshima hits it!
Ryoka Oshima, out!
I didn't hit it.
I just fell down and I didn't hit it.
You didn't hit it?!
Linesman is watching you! Hey, Linesman!
He said you didn't hit it!
Well...
Let's decide this part with roulette.
Roulette?
Yes, let's do it.
Roulette, start!
Save, out, save, out, save, out...
Huh? Save?
Out?
Save...
Out!
Now, it's time for a new crazy thing!
Ryoka Oshima...
Will pick up these five mini-tomatoes in this water bottle...
With only her mouth!
To make it faster...
Ryoka Oshima...
Will pick one person from the enemy team...
And decide the winner!
Now, who will you pick?
As I thought, it's that Yokoyama bitch who hit me!
Don't mess with me!
She has a foul mouth!
Now, it's Yokoyama and Ryoka Oshima's water bottle battle!
Yokoyama is strict about the quality of his crazy game!
Will he be satisfied this time?
Ready...
Start!
Ryoka Oshima gets one first.
Yokoyama doesn't like losing but...
Oh! Here!
Yokoyama gets one!
But Oshima pulls back more!
Oh! Kyoshima attacks Yokoyama with water!
He spreads the lead!
Yokoyama can't lose in the second half!
He pulls back Oshima by force!
Yokoyama chases him up!
But Oshima is ahead!
Oh! Yokoyama!
Yokoyama chases him up!
He can't do it!
One more! One more!
Yokoyama wins by himself and gets one!
Yokoyama doesn't care what happens and gets in Oshima's way!
But now!
Oshima gets his fifth!
Ryoka Oshima wins!
You did it, Oshima!
I did it!
I didn't want to lose like this.
How did you like it, Yokoyama?
I thought I was pretty old-fashioned.
I'll drown in water.
I don't think I'll ever do this again in my life.
She lost in the underwater pack,
but the point goes to the starting team!
And the next crazy move is...
Bilibili exercise machine!
We'll explain this game in detail later!
Let's go!
Go for it!
Okay, from Okada to Gaia!
Oh, and Kuramuchi hits it beautifully!
And Sadako holds the ball!
It passes to Naya!
That's unfair!
No, it's not unfair! You're caught, too!
Now, it's time for "Muchaburi"!
"Bilibili Undameshi" is a game where you choose a safe chair from a tripod chair containing one leg with a painful current flowing.
By the way...
One of you has a proper "bilibili" flowing.
In order to prove it, I'd like you two to sit down.
I'd like you two to choose from the "hateful" enemy team!
This team has suffered a lot of damage!
Now, Okada! Who will you choose?
Kuramoto-san who made Miki cry...
and Mii-san who tricked me!
As a result, Okada and Miki are completely "hateful" enemies!
Each of you will choose a chair like this!
Who will be hit by the current in their butts?!
Now, I'd like you to sit down at once!
3...
2...
1...
Go ahead!
Me?
Okada successfully hit the current chair!
However, due to his lack of experience, his reaction is unfortunate!
As a result...
Excuse me for showing you my reaction.
I'm sorry for showing you my reaction.
What are you doing?!
What kind of reaction is that?!
I'm sorry for showing you my reaction.
Now, let's see how A.K.B's original "reaction queen" reacts!
Ah, I'm tired today!
Ah, I'm tired!
Wow, that was wonderful!
Now that I've studied, I'll do it one more time for you!
I see! Okada-san, let's do it one last time!
Ah, I'm tired!
Ahhhh!
Hahaha!
You've grown up so much!
Thank you!
And with that, this "Mujaburi Time" is over!
The result of the match is 4-1, and the first team won!
And this time's MVP is Sadako and Takahashi Minami, who showed even more growth in their second challenge!
After this, there's a draft meeting coming up!
The candidates will be thoroughly analyzed!
The AKB48 Group Draft Meeting will be held on November 10th!
Each team captain and leader of all 48 groups will select their own team members and decide on a new team member!
The selected candidates will join and act in each team as they are!
In other words, what we're looking for is swiftness!
Last week, 29 candidates were asked 29 questions!
This week's question is...
When you join the AKB48 Group, what benefits will you bring to the team?
Flip all at once, open!
You're saying too much. You're still young, aren't you?
I'm a little curious.
Yes, Mr. Chaofu.
I thought Ms. Yoko Shimaeri was a very Matsui Jurina-like person.
People say that a lot.
People say that, don't they?
Yes.
When you actually join the AKB48 Group, what kind of team do you want to be?
When you say you want to do it, you think of the center, don't you?
So I want to be a team that you can pull everyone in and think it's fun at any time.
How old are you now?
I'm thirteen years old.
Thirteen years old!
You look strong!
You look strong, thirteen years old!
Thirteen years old is the center, isn't it?
It looks like it.
It does, doesn't it?
What's with you?
You have a unique sense of humor!
Okay, Ms. Okada.
Um, Ms. Takita.
In the sense of being similar, you're a little like Ms. Miriam Anna.
Yes, people say that a lot.
Yes.
How do you motivate yourself?
I've always been in that team, but now that I've joined it, I feel like something that I've never done before is being born.
You're good at drawing, aren't you?
Yes, I've always been drawing.
When I hold a pen and paper, I have a habit of drawing rabbits.
That's right.
Let's not send you to the hospital.
That's right.
Um, Ms. Takatsuka Natsuki.
Yes?
It says "nothing in particular", but your eyes are mostly always closed.
I don't think I can spend a lot of time on this girl.
I don't think there's anything in particular.
But you might be able to distinguish this kind of girl, right?
Yes, I might be able to distinguish her.
Now, we'll continue after the self-study session!
Finally, AKB48's new single "Heart Elegy" will be released next week!
One of the couplings is "UnderGirls"'s fast and dynamic eyes!
And, "Tentoumuchi"'s "Kimi Dake ni ChuChuChu" by 48 group "Wakate no Hope"!
Both of them are worth checking out!
UnderGirls
Now, please get numb with "Heart Elegy"'s music video which will be released next week!
Loving you, you're too dear to me, my heart aches
For the first time in my life, you've accepted my elegy
No matter what words I look for in the world, they are nothing but dirt
I can only convey my frustrated feelings with my fingers
Let's aim and shoot at you, whom we found in the crowd
Those eyes (those eyes)
Those lips (those lips)
Everything about you, oh, is so dear to me
Right now (right now)
I want you (I want you)
Hold me tight, oh, baby, my angel
I'll never let you go again
Those eyes, those lips, all of them, oh, they're so dear to me
Right now, I want to let you go, hold me tight, oh, baby, my angel
I'll never let you go again
Those eyes, those lips, all of them, oh, they're so dear to me
Next week, we'll show you the highlights of next week!
Hey, doesn't this swimsuit size fit me?
Next week, the first and next generation members will battle for the throne!
Ahh! I'm falling!
Lululimpa!
No!
Only the throne has a back!
Yes! New discoveries of members you've never seen before!
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