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HKT48!
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HKT48 members!
Do you know why we, HKT48 members, have gathered here today?
That's because...
Tomorrow, our second single "Melon Juice" will be released!
What kind of song is "Melon Juice", Miyo-chan?
It's a song that you can listen to and get excited about at the same time. It's a cute song!
Miyo-chan and Melo-chan are in a double center position.
How was the recording and music video?
In the music video...
There's a part where I shake my head in the cold.
I shook my head too much and ended up shaking my head.
That's right!
That's how, tonight, HKT48 will go on an AKB Tour!
HKT48!
Yeah!
I'm so excited!
Which team will win?!
And...
I want to die!
What will you do to die?!
I've decided!
I'm going to make a one-shot gag about "Melon Juice"!
Go for it!
Here I go!
"Melon Juice"!
How about you, sister?
It's boring, so please disappear!
Disappear?!
Tonight, once again, it's "muchaburi dodge"!
What's wrong?
Yes...
Mentanko!
I want to die.
Go! Go! HKT48 is attacking!
To welcome them, we also have AKB48 members riding in the waves!
Who could it be?!
I wanted to meet you!
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Once you're out, it's a total mess!
A survival game betting your idol life on it!
It's a total mess!
Next up is Rei!
Alright, Raizman, please explain the rules!
Nice to meet you! I'm Okada Kanna, and I'm an HKT48 researcher who's participating for the first time in AKB!
I'm Fuchigami Mai, and I'm also an HKT48 researcher who's participating for the first time in HKT!
Together we are...
Announcers!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball!
Once you're out, it's a total mess!
Alright, everyone in HKT!
Show your idol nature!
"Butchibushi"! "Butchibushi"! "Butchibushi" "Butchibushi" "Butchibushi" "Butchibushi"
You're stealing my ball!
I don't know what you're saying!
Last time, the AKB team won, so it was a total mess!
Alright, Iwata, can you tell us how you're feeling right now?
HKT...
We have to do it with a bang!
You have to do it with a bang!
It's like, "Is it this again?"
No, it's not like that!
Iwata!
There was a bit of it!
They're from HKT, so...
I know you want to say it, but...
Nakanishi!
I think it's the next generation.
It's not the AKB era anymore.
It's the HKT era!
You can't compare it to "butchibushi"!
The shining AKB and HKT!
Who will be the "butchibushi" era?
Let's watch the first "butchibushi"!
Here's the first "butchibushi"!
Regrets are fun!
Now, please look at this!
That's a lot of people.
Now, this is Zero Star Square, where the summer event "shiohaku" is being held.
It's very exciting!
This time, we'd like you to do your best with "love injection" of "tanoshingo"!
By the way, last time Miyawaki did a gag about Edoharu.
I want you all to embarrass me like that.
"Embarrass you" is weird, isn't it?
I want you all to embarrass me like that!
"Mujamburi Digivolve"!
Now, the "jump ball" has started!
"akb" versus "hkt" competition!
This time, "hakunetsu" is expected, but...
Oops! "hakata"'s ball has stopped "akb" and "hkt" and "tanaka" have a direct hit!
"tanaka"!
I think you did "tanashingo"'s gag with all your might!
Now, "tanaka"!
But "akb" isn't as famous as "sakura"'s!
Now, it's "mujamburi"'s time!
Do you think there are people who know me?
Now, Tanaka has arrived in the square, so let's take a look around!
Now, where is he?
Tanaka is tall, so I think you know where he is.
Tanaka!
Yes!
Where is he?
There he is!
Now, Tanaka!
Are you there?
Yes.
How is the atmosphere around you now?
No one notices me, it's painful!
Are you in a bad mood now?
No, not at all.
Who was Tanaka's friend?
Yes!
I heard you met Ryoka Oshima.
That's right!
Who is Tanaka's senior, Ryoka Oshima or Natsumi Tanaka?
Natsumi is my senior.
Senior!
Oh, is that so?!
Yes!
I hope you will remember me later!
That's scary!
Now, everyone is here!
Yes!
Please do your best and have fun!
Oh...
Milk from the sky!
Thank you!
And then...
Thank you! I'm so happy!
I'm so happy!
H.K.T.'s Nasumikan desuka?
I'm so happy!
It's love milk!
Love milk!
I'm so happy! Thank you!
What are you doing on social media?
We're eating shaved ice.
You're eating shaved ice?
Yes.
Can we have a bite of it?
Excuse me.
Excuse me, can we have a bite of it?
You gave it to me!
It's okay, it's okay.
You gave it to me!
Give me a reward!
Thank you!
Give me a reward and show me your dance!
Give me a reward and show me you're having fun!
One, two...
Thank you!
Thank you for giving it to me!
I'll do it!
Okay!
Give me a good reward!
Yes!
Dance!
She's mad!
What's wrong?
Him.
Who?
I'm your senior, right?
Senior, senior.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, you don't have to apologize.
That's right, you don't have to apologize.
Even if you support me like that at my age, I can't live!
Wait, how old are you?
I'm twelve.
No, it's okay!
It's okay!
You can fix it as many times as you like!
First, the AKB team is one step ahead!
HKT Tanaka and Gaia's kids replace them and the match resumes!
Here is what we have for you!
A new menu!
For the members who are out...
We would like you to eat a new snack that no one has ever eaten before!
Get ready!
The match resumes with HKT ball!
First, the high speed ball from Dashima!
Motomura's ball goes straight to Gaia's AKB!
Out!
Akiyoshi is out!
AKB's Aira picks up the spilled ball!
Akiyoshi, who was in front of her, gets a big hit!
Out!
Now, it's snack time!
This is the new snack that Akiyoshi will be eating this time!
This is gummy candy, but...
AKB's punishment game research institute...
thought it would be nice if it could be used in punishment games in the future...
and produced it!
That's suspicious!
We've made three kinds...
and we'd like you to taste which one is most useful!
It looks good...
but it's actually made of something ridiculous!
First of all...
I'd like you to start with the big one!
Now, Akiyoshi, go ahead!
Seaweed!
It's bitter!
Bitter!
Now...
This one is...
Bitter and familiar...
Seaweed juice!
Bitter!
I feel like throwing up!
You feel like throwing up!
Next up is...
This beautiful gummy candy!
Now, Akiyoshi, go ahead!
It looks good!
It's good!
Akiyoshi, what do you think of this one?
Bitter!
Now, this one is...
Bitter and familiar...
Seaweed juice!
Lastly...
The punishment game research team's most confident work!
What could it be?
That flavor is...
What is it?
It's spicy!
Really?
What is it?
Now, you've eaten...
the world's spiciest...
Sea Devil Sauce!
That's spicy!
It was spicy!
Which one was the best?
Oh, this one!
It's spicy!
Oh, really?
Who wants to eat it?
Tano-san!
Tano!
Don't look!
Tano! Tano!
Tano, who was called for some reason, please eat!
It's not spicy at all!
There are people like this sometimes, right?
It came from behind!
Too late!
A new reaction queen has been born!
From 2-0, the match resumes!
Here is today's "Mucha Buri"!
"Make me laugh" audition!
We will explain in detail later, so let's start the match!
Ready!
The one with the ball is H.K.T. Tashima!
H.K. Tashima is being picked now!
You're good!
What's wrong? Didn't I hit it?
There is a reason for being familiar!
Linesman is watching you!
Okada!
Yes!
You said you didn't hit it!
I didn't hit it at all!
You really didn't hit it?
Yes!
If you can't avoid it because the ball is working
Of course, you're right...
What do you mean "right"!?
You're right, sir.
Out!
Now, it's audition time!
Let me introduce you to this person.
Please come in!
Who is it?
This is AK Bingo's new producer, Fujii-san!
Now, Fujii-san is actually very strict with her laughter.
It seems like she's never laughed at a variety show.
Banana!
Can you show us your one-shot gag?
Hakata's bee!
It's Pikuri's friend, Fujii-san!
No way!
What is it?
I want you to make me laugh.
Do you have that kind of power!?
Please make me laugh!
Why don't you give it a try?
If Yosui-san were to inhale helium gas...
No way, Yosui!
That's amazing!
No way!
What kind of gag is that!?
Anyway, this new producer is very strict with her laughter!
Now, we're going to make this person laugh for one minute!
And...
Sorry, I forgot to say this...
If you can't make her laugh in one minute...
I'm going to push powder from above!
Let's do it!
Laugh audition, start!
Let me out of here!
I'll apologize for eating only your jokes!
Is that the rumored "desshin"!?
I'm going to praise you, Yosui!
30 seconds!
20 seconds!
A little more!
9, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...
1, 0!
That's amazing!
It's all up to you, producer!
Keith Tyer!
Jonathan Tyer!
You're amazing!
You're amazing, producer!
Baroterea! Baroterea!
Iwata is out and it's 2-1.
A.K.A.B. Oomori enters the house and the match resumes!
Now, let's get this show on the road!
Embarrassing make-up!
Now, I would like to put on an embarrassing make- up on the faces of the members who have gone out!
Here you go!
Now, Tani Shino has received the board!
HKT has dodged it well!
She has returned to Hakata's board!
Oh, she has dodged this too!
Now, who is Gaia and Kyoshi aiming for?
Oh, it's a clean hit for Tano!
Tano is out!
I didn't hit you at all!
No, wait a minute! I did hit you just now!
You really didn't hit me! You really didn't hit me!
I really didn't hit you?!
Yes!
I, Aizuman, am watching you!
Hey, Ochigami!
Hey you, are you sure you didn't hit me?
Yes, I didn't hit you.
Are you sure you didn't hit me?
Yes.
You are so cheeky!
Tsuta-san, can I pull out his nails?
No, you can't do that!
You can't do that!
You can't say anything!
I did hit you!
Out!
Now, it's time for make-up!
This time, Tano will be that popular character!
Now, Kiyo-san, please!
What kind of popular character will make-up artist Kiyo make up?
Now, Tano, please turn around!
Now, we have Funassyi, the most popular mascot of Thailand!
How are you, Funassy, are you alright, Funassy?
Oh no, I got a bad cold.
Please look at yourself in the mirror.
She opened her eyes, so scary!
No! No! No more of this, Funassyi!
No! Close your eyes!
Oh, Funassyi...
Finally, it's a tie of 2-2!
And now, there's a serious personal incident...
Hey, Murashige...
Yes?
What are you doing?
Well, I got kissed by Funassyi...
What?!
I could kiss you, but I didn't want you to kiss me...
Now, let's move on to the next mess!
Anna Murashige's slippery gag!
What?!
Now, for those of you who are out...
Anna Murashige will do her best to do...
the slippery gag that H.K.T. Murashige came up with!
By the way, this time...
Anna Murashige will make a new gag...
called "If this is it, it's a slippery gag for sure"!
By the way, this time's enemy is...
I thought it would be better than mentaiko, but...
Well, you can eat mentaiko with ease, can't you?
Ready...
Now, everyone is scared of this mess!
Now, who will be the first one...
Oops, who got it right?!
Three seconds to start!
The one who's out is...
It's H.K.T. Murashige!
I don't want you to do it!
No! Murashige, you're really...
I don't like it...
Is it break time for you guys?!
It's time for "If this is it, it's a slippery gag for sure"!
Now, first of all, for Murashige...
I'd like you to do that famous slippery gag!
Now, Murashige, please!
MENTAIKO!
Yes, you will slide perfectly!
Thank you!
Now, girls!
We would like you to lecture on a new joke, which is definitely a big hit, and we will announce it here!
Eh, really?
No, it's fine!
Yes! What is Murashige Koshin's one-shot gag?
Yes, okay, let's go!
Yes, I'm going!
But I've prepared a really funny gag!
Ah, yes, yes!
Now, Nakanishi!
You will do it like this, but...
Um, I'm sorry!
Um, I forgot to say it, but...
After you do the gag, on this show's homepage...
As a gag Nakanishi came up with...
Um, we will upload it so you can watch it!
Ah, yes, yes!
I forgot to say it! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Free streaming!
Everyone will watch it!
It's fine, it's fine!
Are you okay?
It's a super hit, you know!
Now...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Now, let's go!
Under Murashige's slippery gag!
Let's go!
It's an order!
Now, Nakanishi!
You will do it for free, but...
How do you feel now?!
I want to die.
Live! Live!
How would you rate your gag performance?
I think it was pretty good.
How would you rate it?
About 96 points.
That's too high!
If it's 96 points, it's a high score!
That's why it's so funny!
So, Nakanishi will do a free stream of his gag performance!
Everyone, please check out his website!
And with that, the match is over!
It's now time for...
The number of people who were out...
Two AKB members...
And three HKT members!
It's this season's AKB!
This MVP is decided by AKB Iwata, who made the producer laugh even though he was covered in powder!
Later, Sashihara will also participate! HKT48's new song "Melon Juice" will be played for the first time on the radio!
The other day, a new team form was announced at the Tokyo Dome concert!
I would like to announce the promotion of AKB48 researchers!
Team 4 will be formed first!
A new team 4 has been born!
AKB researchers who are working hard will go up on a new stage!
Everyone, please support them!
Now, it's finally released today!
HKT48's long-awaited second single "Melon Juice"!
Tonight, for the first time on studio live, it will be performed!
On the running train, around the connection
The car in front of me was always flashing
Your right eye, caught by my fingertips
Is burning brighter than yesterday
The sun is getting closer, so I close my eyes
Melonjuice, a little mature juice
Love is something that draws sweat
Summer is melonjuice, it's juice of dreams
Squeeze all your feelings
I want to give you melonjuice
Melonjuice (Melonjuice)
I love melonjuice!
(Melonjuice) I love it!
Let's turn reality into juice
That's why!
Melonjuice, a little adult juice
Love is something you write with sweat
Summer is melonjuice, it's juice of dreams
Let's throw away all thoughts
Love is melonjuice, shout it out all over the world
If we combine it, we'll be satisfied
Melonjuice, a little adult juice
Love is melonjuice, it's juice of dreams
Melonjuice, I want you to have it
Melonjuice
Melonjuice, I love it!
After this, H.K.T. Nakanishi will be back in the game!
Today I'm your disciple.
I'm always the one who brings up the topic.
That's why I always say "newborn lamb".
But I don't do it because I'm embarrassed.
It's not funny at all!
It's okay, it's okay. Everyone has a reputation.
"Newborn lamb".
Hey you, what are you doing?
She's embarrassed!
It's not funny!
Nakanishi, show us what it's like.
"Newborn lamb".
It's funny!
Next week, a new project begins!
A giant tank appears in the studio!
Will the young members' brains that they've been hiding so far be revealed?
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