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"Muchaburi Dodge" has...
H.K.T. is here! What's going to happen?!
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Once you're out, it's "muchaburi"!
It's a survival game where you risk your idol life! "Muchaburi Dodge" is here!
Attention!
Please explain the rules of "RISE"!
I'm Saho Iwatate, a 13th grade research student participating for the first time in AKB!
I'm Akio Shika, a H.K.T. research student participating for the first time in AKB!
I can say a lot of Mikan's names!
"Iwakan", "hassaku", "ponkan"...
The rules are the same as in "RISE"!
Once you're out, it's "muchaburi" again!
One, two... Everyone, hang in there!
Hey! Why did you say "mikan"?!
There's "mikan" over there!
What are you talking about?!
That's not "mikan"!
Apologize to the art!
Who here has played "muchaburi" before?!
Me!
Huh?! There's only five of you?!
I see!
Have you played this before?
Yes, we have!
Can you tell us what you were afraid of last time?
That's right! We have a penalty game today, so we're definitely going to win!
You're so rude!
This time, there will be a competition between the HKT team and the AKB team!
I see!
Let's hear what they have to say!
Okay, Juri Takahashi!
Yes!
This is your chance to beat the HKT!
Go for it!
Natsumi Kanata!
Yes!
Natsumi is...
How old?
Twelve.
You're crazy!
Are you blind?! Do you have any motivation?!
She said it!
Akiohsi-chan joined the team recently, so you're in a hurry, aren't you?!
What?!
She's in a hurry?!
Hey, Tanaka! Give her back!
You're not getting much attention right now!
Shut up!
Stop it!
That technique just now...
That's not "mikan"!
The two teams are about to catch fire!
Who will be the one to get burned out?!
Here's the biggest "muchaburi"!
Face-to-face rap battle!
We're going to have you wear a rap on your face!
Go for it!
Let's begin! Get ready for the rap battle!
H.K.T. Tart vs. A.K.B. Moggy!
Oh, they're throwing it at the A.K.B. ball!
Oh no! Tashimani is hit!
Out!
That was fast!
Now, it's rap battle time!
Tashimani is going to have you rip off a rap.
It's boring to do it alone, right?
That's right!
Now, we're going to have you pick a member from your opponent's team and have you do a face-to- face rap battle!
Now, Tashima...
Kojima-chan, Kojima-chan...
I'm going to smash that cute face of yours.
Wait a minute! Murasegei! Don't smash that cute face of hers!
What are you talking about?
And so, Kojima will be their opponent!
Who will be able to rip off their faces first?
Ready... Start!
Tashima! What is this?!
No, Tashima!
Tashima! No, what is this?!
An idol...
Even with everyone's strength combined...
Tashima!
This is pretty difficult.
Tashima!
Time's up!
What's with you?! What can you do?!
I'll do my best...
First up, the AKB team is one step ahead!
The HKT team has Tashima and Gaia and Miyawaki replacing them for a rematch!
If you're done, smash this!
Gourmet Answer!
For the members who are out, we'll put on eye masks and let them say whatever comes to their minds!
"Borootano" is "murashike"! This is "nosakke"! And "garia" is "tashiman"! This is "tano"'s "nickely" hit!
"tano" is out!
Now, it's quiz time!
Now, "tano", please put on your eye masks!
Look, look! Even with this on, you haven't changed much!
Just for a second!
In this state, we'd like you to guess what food you put in your mouth with your intuition!
This is scary!
Now, "tano" will eat...this!
Iwata! Iwata! You don't have to eat it!
No! No! No!
Let's go! Let's go!
Iwata's favorite, bamboo shoot! It's a precious protein for the members!
We don't know if it's edible or not!
That's right!
One, two...
I didn't eat it!
She didn't eat it!
Put it in your mouth.
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Go for it!
It's hot!
Potato!
Potato is good!
It's about your size, isn't it?
Let me take off your blindfold.
Correct!
The correct answer is bamboo shoot!
But it was close.
Where?
Wait a minute!
Linesman's Iwatate has always been interested in CG.
I'm a little interested.
Iwatate!
Brick character Iwatate!
Now, what does bamboo shoot taste like?
How is it?
Yeah!
It's surprisingly good.
Taro!
It's good!
Look at this temperature.
Be careful.
The HKT team caught up and tied!
A.K.B. Okada enters the ring and the match resumes!
Here is the next match!
Koukai Edoharumi!
First of all, everyone, please take a look at this monitor.
Now, this is the Zero Star Square on Japanese television.
Currently, Nittele Summer and Event Shiohaku is open.
In the middle of it, Edoharumi's gag will come out with all its might!
Ready!
Now, first of all, the mood!
HKT won well!
Here...
Oops!
Taro! A.K.B. Oshima de Okada! Miyawaki Sakura! HKT team!
Taro! Miyawaki!
I didn't hit it.
What?
I didn't hit it.
You didn't hit it?!
Huh?
I'm looking at your line properly!
Hey, Iwatate!
She said you didn't hit it.
I didn't hit it?
I didn't hit it.
It's fine, it's fine!
I hit it!
Here you go, here you go!
No, it didn't hit anything!
What are you saying?
All by yourself!
It's not "here you go, here you go", Iwatate-san!
So, did you hit it? Did you hit it? Did you not hit it?
I hit it!
Thank you!
And now, it's showtime!
But it's really impossible, like this.
It's impossible like this.
And now, let's tell you about the broadcast!
Miyawaki from Zenzuoka!
Yes, I'm here! I'm here!
Where are you? Where are you?
I'm here!
From Zenzuoka!
There's a lot of people!
Where, where? From Zenzuoka?
I'm here!
Ah, there she is! There she is!
Now, Miyawaki, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you!
How is the atmosphere around you right now?
It's chaotic and there's a lot of people.
There's a lot of people?
Yes!
And?
It's like a "wanage" (traditional Japanese music)
Huh?
There's a "wanage" (traditional Japanese music)
"Wanage"? Where is "wanage" located?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Didn't you normally ask me about "wanage" shops?
I was asked about "wanage" places.
She thinks you're an event staff.
She thinks you're an event staff, Miyawaki-san!
Yes!
Now, Miyawaki!
Yes!
In "wanage" shops...
Go for it!
Do your best...
Yes!
...in the "edoharumi" (traditional Japanese music) gal.
Wow!
Go for it!
How is the atmosphere around you right now?
Huh?
It's chaotic and there's a lot of people.
Me too!
Stop it! Stop it with your dad!
Ask your mother in the back if she knows you.
Do you watch TV?
What's my name?
Do you know my name?
Yes, I know.
Samura-tan! Yes, thank you!
She called me Samura-tan!
Good, good!
I didn't know you had such a gag!
Okay, take it!
I want to go home.
Good work!
Welcome back!
How was it?
Yeah.
Try it.
I've never been so nervous in my life.
You were nervous?!
They looked at me with such white eyes.
Oh, really?
But there were white eyes in the studio.
Now, instead of Miyawaki, Wakatabe has joined Naya and the match resumes!
Here's the first match!
Embarrassing make-up!
I want to do an embarrassing make-up on the faces of the members who are out!
First, Nakanishi!
What's this?!
And over there is...
Whoa!
A hit to Okamoto!
Okamoto and...
I didn't hit you.
What?
You didn't hit me!
You didn't hit me?!
I'm watching you!
Hey, Akiyoshi!
I'm telling you, you didn't hit me!
Akiyoshi!
Why? Why? Why?
I hit you! Why?
Why? Why?
I hit you! Why?
Who fell down?
Did you hit her in the end?
Out!
Now, it's make-up time!
This time, Okamoto will be one of the most popular artists!
Who is the popular artist that make-up artist Kiyoto will create?
Now, we are ready!
Okamoto, please turn around!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
It's me!
It's the golden bomber, Darvish Kenji!
What do you think of him?
He looks like a wild monkey!
Now, please look at yourself in the mirror!
Now, please show us your face!
I don't look like a monkey! I look like a fox!
You don't look like a fox!
But you look like a Chinese actor!
Next, we have...
Gourmet Hanzo!
Now, we will have the members who are out of the game put on eye masks and say something!
Ready!
Now, Nakanishi!
The AKB team did a good job!
Now, Tashima will pick up the ball!
Now, what will he do from here?
Oh, he passes it back!
And now, Fuchigami throws it with both hands!
It's a no-go sketch!
Whoa! What just happened?!
If you look at it slowly...
Oh my! Anai and Fuchigami both hit!
Anai and Fuchigami double out!
Once again, it's quiz time!
Can you open it for me?
In this state, there is food in your mouth.
I would like you to guess what it is by its taste and texture.
The food that Anai and Fuchigami will eat is this!
Amino acid, minerals and zinc-rich scorpions are also eaten in China as a culture.
Anai, are you okay?
Open your mouth wide.
Don't do it! Go round and round!
It's too hard!
Even though you said it in your own mouth, it's too hard for others.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, one, two...
Eat it!
Anai, you've been eating it with a stupid face for a long time!
Anai, this is pretty good!
This is pretty good!
Okay, Anai...
Okay, you got it!
Fuchigami, did you get it?
Scorpion!
Scorpion?
Take off your eye mask and look at it.
What is it?
Take off your eye mask and look at it.
It's really hot!
Isn't this edible?
I don't like edible things!
This was provided by a Chinese restaurant, Chinese Cuisine Hate.
Why did you eat it again?
Here it is!
The next song is...
"Gure Gure Hitta Kyoku"!
I think this song will be sung by all the teams who are out!
It's a competition, of course!
First of all, HKT48!
This is passed to Gaia!
Anai passes it to Gaia again!
Oh, it's a clean hit for Nishino!
Nishino is out!
So, all of AKB48 members will be eliminated!
Do you have anything you want to say to Nishina?
Hey!
You're so cute!
Hey, you're too cute!
Now, everyone will participate!
For the eliminated AKB team,
they will spin around 10 times in a bat,
and then they will dance "Fortune Cookie in Love" with all their might!
By the way, this is "Fortune Cookie in Love" which they danced before spinning around!
What will happen if all of them dance like this after spinning around?
Now, put your forehead on the bat,
and spin around 10 times!
Now, let's go!
One, two...
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Now, music start!
Come on, dance!
Come on!
Dance properly!
Nishina, dance properly!
Iwata, dance properly!
Dance properly!
Oh, Ushina is dancing!
Takahashi!
Iwata!
Uchima is still dancing,
but all of them made Uchima dance!
I was the only one who was dancing properly!
No, you weren't!
All of you were dancing!
Takahashi was terrible, too!
Jerry!
I wanted it to be a variety show.
"Muchaburi Donji"!
Time's up!
So, this time,
there are two AKB members,
and five HKT members.
So, this time, it's not the AKB team!
And the MVP is HKT Miyawaki Sakura, who didn't lose to white eyes and gagged with all her might!
After this, we will deliver a live performance at Kyoto Jala Dome Osaka!
Next week, HKT48's long-awaited second single "Melon Juice" will finally be released!
Everyone, please check it out!
AKB48 Group Draft Meeting!
The deadline is approaching September 3rd!
If you're chosen, join the regular team immediately!
You might be able to get this chance!
For more information, visit the official website!
"Melon Juice" Live Performance
Just like in Japan, on August 21st,
the video of "Koi Suru Fortune Cookie" released in Indonesia will be released!
Former AKB member Haruka Nakagawa will be the center for the first time!
Tonight, we will deliver a live performance of "Koi Suru Fortune Cookie"
at the Tokyo Jala Dome Osaka!
Watashi ni marude kyoumi nai It's like you're not interested in me
Nandomeka no shitsure no shunbi How many times have I said "excuse me"?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Mawari wo mireba ouzei no If you look around, there are a lot of
Kawaii kotachi ga irunda mo cute girls
Chimi na hana wa kizuite kurenai They don't notice me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Cafeteria nagareru Musick
Bonyari kiite itara
Before you know it, match the rhythm Shiranu mani rizumu ni awase
Tsumaseki kara ugokidasu begins to move from the tiptoe
I can't stop my current feelings Tomerarenai ima no kimochi
Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby
Fortune-telling Uranatte yo
Fortune cookie in love Koisuru fouchun kukkii
The future isn't that bad Mirai wa sonda waruku nai yo
Jinsei suteta mon janai yo ne
Aa, to odoroku kiseki ga okiru
Anata to dokoka de aishiaeru youkan
Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby
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It's not like I've thrown away my life Ah, an amazing miracle will happen I have a feeling that I'll be able to fall in love with you somewhere
Next week, we'll take a closer look at Jirami 7, which will be even more crazy!
Next week, we'll give you even more hints!
A.K.A.V.e.r.s.e. H.K.T.'s Crazy Touch!
Who will be the one to experience the harshest of craziness?!
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