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Profiles are sacred things that color an idol's personality.
However...
Should we try it?
Yeah.
A big one came. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
Last time and the day before, a surprising profile of real skills and dreams was discovered!
Tonight, we will reveal the profiles of the next generation of members that A.K.A. Bingo has researched and created thoroughly!
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This time, these three will be revealing their profiles!
Before that, let's first check out their profiles!
So, first up is Oomori.
Oomori.
Your father is a former professional baseball player, Takeshi Oomori.
Yes.
Your special skill is calling out "dajales".
Yes.
Have you developed any new dajales recently?
I have. I have three of them.
You have three of them?
Then let's go in order from third place.
Third place!
Here I go.
Yes.
A stone! It fell like "spaaaan"!
Let's go to the next one.
Is this soda?
It's soda!
Wow, I'm scared of first place.
I'm scared of first place.
Let's go to the next one.
Ah! It stepped on "gabion"! "Gabiooooon"!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much, Kajinari!
- Kajinari, what do you think of this? - What do you do with this precious time of AKB?
- And Muto! - Yes!
- Muto's father is also a former actor. - Yes!
- So you're friends with Tiger Mask? - That's right!
- Sometimes he comes over and we eat together. - Tiger Mask!
- That's amazing! Tiger Mask, what do you call yourself? - Tom-chan!
- What do you call yourself, Tiger Mask? - Tiger - san!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- That's it for their idol-like profile!
- Let's reveal their hidden profiles!
- First, let's check out their self-portraits!
- However...
- As you can see in their self-portraits...
- Unfortunately, it doesn't look good on TV!
- And with that...
- Kashiwagi-san, we've drawn you as well!
- You want to see it, don't you, Senpai? - Yes!
- Wait, which one did you draw? - The one I drew for you is this one!
- Wow, that's disgusting! - Disgusting!
- What's with this ego? - Right now, look!
- If I had a butt like this, I'd go "Gyaah!"
- Wow! - That's disgusting!
- What's their next hidden profile?
- Their profile is... - Their nickname!
But their hidden nicknames and reasons are...
Again, it's not clear from TV.
Kashiwagi-senpai has something to say about it.
- These three are like this. - Really?
- Without this kind of impact, it wouldn't have been possible. - Well, yes.
- Kashiwagi-san, I have a request. - Yes?
- Can you tell me something about their nicknames? - I see.
Speaking of Kashiwagi-senpai...
In a previous prank video...
The staff wore special make-up and shaved heads...
- Kashiwagi was called "half-half man". - What?!
"Half-half man" and "meimei".
Next, what about Inaba, who was an AD at the time?
"Before becoming human" man.
"Before becoming human" man and "meimei".
In this way, Kashiwagi's naming sense is excellent!
With that said...
The next three members will also be given wonderful nicknames!
- Well... - Are you ready?
- I'll go first. - Okay.
I'll go first...
"Ponkotsu-onna".
- That's a bad word! - It's "pon", so...
I was getting ready to laugh, but it's scary!
- It's not scary! - "Ponkotsu-onna".
- Huh?
- Okay, next, Mutou. - Tom-chan.
- "Tom-chan". - "Tom-chan" is...
"Mutou Tomu" even if you read it backwards.
Oh, I know! "Newswoman"!
- What?! - "Mutou Tomu" even if you read it backwards.
- "Newswoman", right? - What about Oshima?
- Oshima... - Yes?
Yes!
Asshole!
Asshole woman! Newspaper woman! Asshole woman!
I'm getting dizzy!
Asshole woman!
Next, let's check their families!
Then, in the house of the newspaper woman and asshole woman, there is a ridiculous house rule!
Unlimited house rule!
Every year, the New Year's card is A3 size in size.
What is it?
I was really surprised!
This is the New Year's card of asshole woman and asshole woman.
What is written in this?
My dad picks up funny stories and writes something that never happened in a year.
There is a strange picture of a demon and he says "I will go to your house!"
That's my dad!
Your dad?
Yes!
Once, I said "I don't want you to make fun of me, so please change this New Year's card!"
Then, my dad said "Then, go out of the house!"
Great!
That's your dad!
Good!
In such a case, you should ask Tiger Mask for help!
But, Tiger Mask is also looking forward to it!
Next, Oshima!
Yes!
In fact, this family may be the scariest!
If you complain to your parents, you will be fined 10 yen!
What does it mean?
My mom cooks for me, and if I complain about it, she says "Then, don't eat it!" and I will be fined 10 yen!
Is it true, mom?
"Don't eat it"?
It's a harmony!
Who is the person of the "don't eat it" era?
Well, we have introduced you to us so far.
This time, we have heard stories from all of you moms to find out your true faces!
Is it true?
In such a case, you will be fined 10 yen!
Now then, please reflect on your actions!
12th generation, mother of mutou.
Please don't use your little sister for pashi.
12th generation, mother of oomori.
Please don't dance or sing while you eat.
I feel like I'm being looked at with strange eyes by people around me.
13th generation, mother of oshima.
Please don't leave snacks or drinks in your room.
The juice you left before fermented and became carbonated juice.
Please stop it!
Now then, is oshima interesting?
It's interesting!
Now then, such a mother of oshima was also angry.
You thought this was the only place, didn't you?
Now then, please come out!
14th generation, mother of oshima mako.
She sleeps quite badly.
Please don't shout "alright, let's go!" with such a loud voice.
14th generation, mother of nishi no miki.
She took 0 points on a test.
I know you're hiding it under your desk.
12th generation. Tano's father.
You said you wanted to ride a pony and took it all the way to the ranch.
But you didn't like the smell of a pony?
Please don't puke on the spot.
When I think about the pony, my heart still hurts.
Hey, Tano, you're going to puke, aren't you?
When I was little, I couldn't stand the smell of a pony.
You said you wanted to ride it.
I think you'll be shocked when you see a pony.
I'm sorry, pony.
Hey, Nishino.
Yes?
Are you sure you took 0 points on a test?
You'll get in trouble for this.
This is about Doraemon.
Seriously.
By the way, according to their mother's research,
the three of them had a common complaint, which was their lack of concentration.
So...
We're going to do a high-concentration pressure coin battle!
That's right! From now on, these three people will be challenged to a game that will increase their concentration!
The rules are simple!
Lift up the balloon placed above the brain and,
while making sure that the train doesn't crash and break,
within two minutes of the time limit,
the three of you will switch and make a total of five 10-yen coins and you'll clear the game!
Go ahead, C!
Even if you do it alone, I think you'll feel like you're just doing it lazily, right?
I will! I will!
That's right, you look like you're doing it lazily.
E!
Would you like me to ask you for your cooperation?
Well, now that you've brought it up, it's a little...
There's something about it, isn't there?
That's right!
Kashiwagi-san, you know, you can turn me down from time to time!
Um...
But it's for the sake of my juniors who will become AKB!
Oh, look, it's Kinka-senpai!
Kinka-senpai is young!
And with that,
kind Kashiwagi-senpai will stand right next to the balloon!
By the way, there's a lot of powder inside the balloon,
and if it breaks, it'll be a big problem!
So, all three of you, do your best and help Kashiwagi-senpai!
Now, battle with pressure points!
Ready...
Start!
Now, the race has finally begun!
First up is Oshimari Okada's challenge!
It's dangerous if you go over here!
Concentrate! Concentrate!
She can't even lift up one balloon!
This is a big pinch!
Good, good, good, good!
Huh? She didn't lift it up?
But even in the meantime, the clock is ticking!
First of all, she wants to lift up one balloon!
Raise your hands! Slowly!
Yeah, yeah, there might be balloons that are easy to lift up!
Kashiwagi-senpai's advice resounds in vain!
Hey! You didn't lift up one balloon!
Hey! Hang in there!
Now, this is a pretty dangerous situation!
And here, the two of them change!
Oh no...
Don't look this way!
There it is!
They managed to lift up one balloon!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Oh no!
Non-kira-muto-ni-kara-ten!
Oomori has lifted up Kashiwagi-senpai's pinch!
Oomori has let his guard down!
There's only one minute left!
Hang in there!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Next, Oomori Miyu!
She successfully lifted up two balloons!
There's only 30 seconds left!
No, you're still too fast!
Don't turn it around!
You're too scared!
Hurry up and lift it up!
Will she be able to lift up three more balloons?
Concentrate first!
She finally cleared three!
But there's no more time!
10 seconds left!
9!
8!
7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
2!
Kashiwagi senpai is in big trouble!
Kashiwagi Makoto's tragedy will be revealed in the second half of the show!
One November 10th!
The AKB48 group will hold a draft meeting!
Each team's captain and theater manager will draft candidates from all over the country!
If you're chosen, you'll be promoted to the next generation of teams!
For more information, please visit the official AKB48 website!
And next...
I'm graduating from AKB.
Tomomi Itano.
Graduating from AKB on August 27th.
And that's where...
Tonight, we have a special project to commemorate Tomomi Itano's graduation from AKB!
Please take a look at Itano's activities in AKB for about five and a half years!
First up is Itano!
As a fashionable man, he's been active in the fashion show.
Uematsu of Karakuchi is...
She's so cute, I can't help it.
Uematsu!
Super popular.
Super! See, he said it!
I don't want to praise him, but I can't help it.
Super!
And he's got a great sense of fashion!
But what he did was quite different from his cute appearance.
He showed his various variety shows.
See, he said it!
For example...
When he ranked first in a hand-held ranking...
He won first place in "Robot Dodosuko"!
See, he said it!
Dodosuko... Dodosuko... Dodosuko...
Love you.
Okay!
How was it?
How did you like it?
It felt good.
Did you like it?
In addition...
With his special make-up, he transformed into his usual cute appearance...
And challenged a gesture game!
Gesture battle, start!
Come over here.
Oh!
Mickey! Mickey!
Mickey Mouse!
That's correct!
Synchronized swimming?
Swimming! Swimming! Swimming! Swimming!
That way! That way!
It's sunny today, so...
It's been a thousand years since he misunderstood skydiving for synchronized diving!
And!
In the special program "Uchaburi Dodgeball",
he shows off his true skills!
Out!
Oh, there you are!
You can't do it from the side!
With his proud high speed ball, he knocks out members one after another!
However...
It's gross, but...
Out!
When he's out...
He transforms into a ridiculous appearance!
Here's the doll you ate!
I got it!
And!
When it comes to A.K. Bingo, of course it's cream!
Of course, ITANO also received cream promotion!
Here you go, ITANO's doll!
Here you go, doll!
ITANO...
I've had enough!
And speaking of ITANO, of course it's this!
Please enjoy!
Wow, this is...
Yes, the fashionable boss is...
It's good.
How is it?
It's good, it's good, it's good.
He had a unique taste!
And the project that was born is...
Yes, it's out!
Tomomi Shiran's memorable first episode is here!
Gunjo-ku, Senzakusho!
Huh?
What's that?
What's with that feeling?
Um...
What?
Am I not participating in the experiment today?
What did you say?!
You know what?
Let me show you how bad it is!
Speaking of good food, that restaurant is getting a lot of attention!
That's right!
This is amazing!
Let me show you how bad it is!
Leave it to me!
That's why we prepared this project!
That's right!
I'll show you the world!
The world?
I'll show you the world!
Oh, you'll show me the world!
In order to verify ITANO's taste sense,
we contacted a ramen shop that was famous for being the worst in Japan at the time!
First, Kashiwagi will try that ramen and...
Mmm...
It's bad!
Kashiwagi is terrible!
However, ITANO is...
- Hmm! - How is it?
Hmm...
ITANO is...
Hmm!
- No way! - What?! - Really?! - Not at all!
How many stars did ITANO get this time?
- Ta-da! Three stars! - No way! - What?! - What?!
Yes! ITANO's fashion and taste were excellent!
Speaking of AKB, I have quite a lot of memories.
Among them, I wore a mask and got whipped cream thrown at me.
I think AKB is the first and the last one.
But now I have a lot of good memories and I'm glad I could experience everything.
ITANO and MOMIYA, let's keep up the good work!
Finally, today's release! AKB48's 32nd single "Koisuru Fortune Cookie"
Watch this music video and learn to dance!
Look around you and you'll find a lot of cute girls
But a plain nose won't notice you
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Cafeteria Nagara
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Baby!
Tell me about it!
I love you, fortune cookie!
The future isn't so bad!
Hey! Hey! Hey! I love you!
Fortune, cookies, meteor, let's make it better than today!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Life isn't something you just throw away, right?
Ah, and a surprising miracle happens!
I have a feeling we'll meet and love each other somewhere!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Baby, tell me your fortune!
Fortune, cookies, meteor, let's make it better than today!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Life isn't something you just throw away, right?
Ah, and a surprising miracle happens!
I have a feeling we'll meet and love each other somewhere!
This is a double tragedy! What does it mean?!
Ten seconds!
Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three!
Two! One!
- Now... - Huh? What's this?
- Kajiwagi-san! - Huh? What's this?
- No way... - Huh? What's this?
- There's powder in the balloon... - Huh? What's this?
- No way, even if you break it and put it on your face...
- It'll just fall off.
- As a result of not being tasty at all...
- You're really bad today!
- Really!
- What are you going to do for me?
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Especially you, brat! - I'm sorry!
- But I was confident! - Even if you're confident, it has to be a result!
- It worked! It's a success!
- Now...
- I'm sorry about this.
- Sorry. - Kajiwagi-san...
- Kajiwagi-san!
- Kajiwagi-kozo... - Of course I'll eat ants as well!
- I'll do anything with Inui-san, but... - For now...
- I'll... - Stay...
- I'll... Everyone, can we close our eyes for a moment?
- Sure! Close our eyes! - Okay! Close our eyes!
- We'll definitely close our eyes! - Hey, Tsuburi!
- I know, Tsuburi! - Everyone, close your eyes!
Don't close your eyes! I'm sure you closed them!
Yes, I closed them!
It's okay! Open your eyes!
Thank you!
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