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AK Bingo!
Tonight's navigators are me, Ayaka Moe and Ogishi Nobuta.
And me, Iwatate Saho.
I heard that you were doing a research club in Budokan.
And Oshima Yuko was watching you.
And I heard that you were the best.
That's not true!
And Iwatate Saho's favorite point is...
Saho's favorite point is...
She has many idols.
She's holding a microphone with her little finger like this.
She's not aware of it, but I like it.
I think she's like an idol.
Thank you. You're a decent girl.
I'm like this.
I'm a woman.
For example, I go to a store and order a drink.
I'm like, "Okay, I'll have a drink."
But Saho is like...
What should I get you?
One orange juice, please.
You're like an idol.
You're cute.
You're stupid.
I'm like you, too.
You're cute.
What?!
Tonight's guests are Uraprof and Bakuro.
And their members are Carro and Monster Eye.
What's going on?!
See you soon...
AKBingo!
Idols have colorful profiles.
But...
If you look up their profiles, you can't find anything interesting.
So...
Tonight, we will reveal the profiles of the members of AKBingo.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
This time, these four will reveal their back profiles.
But before that, let's check out their front profiles.
First up is Iwata.
Look at her special skill, Japanese martial arts.
You can do Japanese martial arts?
I've done a little bit of Japanese martial arts.
Then show me.
Okay.
Here I go.
Wait, you're bumping into me!
Koume na you ya!
Next up is Tano's profile.
Tano's special skill is dancing.
But you went to the same dance school as Miyazawa?
That's right!
Do you know of any Miyazawa episodes you know of?
Huh?
None.
Hey, don't underestimate the TV!
Thank you for waiting!
Let's reveal their back profiles!
First of all, let's see what you think of your faces.
Let's check out your back profiles!
First up is Iwata's back profile.
Here it is!
Your eyebrows are dark!
My eyebrows are dark!
You like anime, but you're not good at it, right?
Huh? No, I'm not that bad!
You're not bad at it?
If you're serious about it, you're amazing!
I'm serious about it!
Tano, what do you think of this?
No, I'm terrible at it.
Tano also has a back profile.
Huh? Why?
Here it is!
Your teeth are square!
Why?
Your teeth are square!
Your face is square, but your teeth are square!
Why? Why?
I'm not good at it!
It's not teeth! It's real teeth! Real teeth! Real teeth! Real teeth!
What's wrong with you? Are you mad? I'm mad.
Stop it!
By the way, here is Takahashi and Kojima's self- portraits. Honestly, it's scary.
Now, let's move on to their future dreams! Their shocking faces are obvious!
First of all, Iwata! She says she wants to be an actress in Broadway.
Iwata's future dream is this!
When her own figures are released!
That's a big difference!
I've never heard of it!
I heard you cried just by fantasizing about your own figures being released!
That's right!
No one will buy it!
Who said that?
I won't buy it!
Who said that? Raise your hand!
Mutou-san, what did you say?
I won't buy it!
I will buy it!
By the way, why don't you show us what pose you used to make your figures?
What pose?
If I were to say it, it would be like "Make my figures, please!"
It's tough, isn't it?
Iwata! If you release it like this, you won't be able to see your face!
Next up is Juri Takahashi!
Is this for real, Juri?
Juri Takahashi, you're going to be an actress in the future!
But your real dream is this!
To be reborn as a tuna!
What?!
To be reborn as a tuna?!
It's Tonchinkan!
What's up with you?!
I said it!
Did you?
The information is coming in!
I think that the speed of a tuna swimming in the deep sea is amazing and makes you feel good.
Is Takahashi a weirdo?
When I went to Hokkaido or somewhere, I saw round cheese snacks and I got really excited.
Was it a cheese ball?
Yes!
See, she's really excited!
I love cheese balls!
When I see it...
I'm hyper!
When you see it, you're hyper!
That's Takahashi's voice!
Next up is Kojima!
She's an actress like Yoshitaka Yuriko!
To be honest, I was scared!
Look at this!
She wants to buy a grizzly!
A grizzly?!
Do you know what a grizzly is?!
I know! I know! I'm a bear!
I know! So I looked up grizzly!
Grizzly is this!
It's said to be the strongest animal in the northern hemisphere for reptiles and deer!
She wants to buy this!
Do you know what it is?!
I think I can do it!
I've heard of it before.
At school, they say "how can you buy a grizzly bear?!"
This is getting noisy!
Is this a business grizzly bear conspiracy?!
Are you jealous?
I get that a lot.
But Kashiwagi-san is jealous too.
She forgot about her senpai.
She's jealous, but she makes it into a character.
That's bad words, isn't it?!
That's totally bad words, isn't it?!
Later, we'll put Kashiwagi's "nibinta" in it.
The next profile is "things you like".
A member's shocking taste has been discovered!
- Now, Takahashi. - Yes?
- You like nata de coco and stuff like that, right?! - I love it!
What you really like is...this!
- Oil natto! - What?!
What is oil natto?
You put olive oil on natto.
- Is that good?! Putting olive oil on natto?! - I always put it on.
And with that...let's try it!
- You put that much?! - Because it's fresh!
- The smell is crazy! - The smell is crazy!
- Can I eat it? - Yes, you can.
- Now, what will it taste like?! - Yes!
- With olive oil... - Hype!
- You're hyper again! - Hype!
- You're hyper again! Forget about it! - Forget about it!
- You're hyper again! - It's good!
- Who wants to try it?! - Someone with a good taste!
She said "with a good taste"!
- What?! - Stop it!
- You're not cool!
- You're not an idol, you're a "baha"! - You're crazy!
- That means Takahashi is weird. - Yeah, he's weird like you.
- And on the show, we got this information from a preliminary survey! - It seems you have something you really like, Kojima!
- What is it? - What does Kojima really like?!
- Then... open! - Nooo!
- What is it? - This is black ant!
- Kojima, I heard you used to eat black ant a lot in the past! - It's not black ant!
- What do you mean?! - You know those flowers you suck on when you're little?
- I know! - When you suck on those, you sometimes get ants in it!
- I've eaten it like that, but... - Depending on the ant, you can tell if it's sweet or sour, or even if it tastes different!
- That's not it! - You're an "ant-sommelier", aren't you?!
- Do you think so?! - No, I'm not!
- This time, Kappo Yakihamaguri provided us with a special black ant for us to eat!
- Now, Kojima, your black ant bowl! - I've eaten it like that, too!
- Please eat up your black ant bowl! - Kojima, can you do it?!
- I want to eat it! - Wow!
- There's a lot of it! - Let's have Deo eat her black ant bowl!
- Excuse me, is it good? - People who like sour things might like it!
- Is it good?! - Yes!
- Is it good or not? I don't know. - Kashiwagi - san...
- This is not a youngster's taste series. - Here, Kashiwagi-senpai will eat the croissant!
- Look at it! It's a croissant! - I'm really sorry, but is AKB48 the most popular?
- AKB48 is back!
- It's raining, animals! - It's raining! I can tell by the smell!
- Now, we will reveal the skills of these four idols!
- First of all, Taro! - Eh?!
- It says "dance", but it's actually this!
- Keisa Shibura's impersonation! - Is that so?!
- Takahashi Motoda's impersonation! - Is that so?!
- Iwata's impersonation of "anything"! - Is that so?!
- Kojima's impersonation of "researchers"! - That's a lot of impersonations!
- You have such interesting tools, Sara?! I thought you wouldn't show me your test!
- It's this! Singing or dancing, it doesn't matter! - It doesn't matter?!
- With that said, the next generation ace candidate's impersonation competition will be held!
- However! The member who does the most boring impersonation will receive a penalty game!
- And that is... - I'd like you to play with this old man!
- Old man! - Old man? What is it?
- What is it? What is it? What is it? - Huh?
- Yo! It's Coach Coit!
- Future! - Coach Coit! I fell!
- Nice! Nice running!
Let's go to the Olympics together!
Who will be playing with Coach Koide?
Show us your impersonation!
I'm Tano Yuka and I'm Chibura Ken's impersonation. Go ahead!
Hi! I'm Chibura Ken!
- That's good! - It's like something else!
- The hurdle has risen from the beginning! - That's right!
- This is a bit of a difficult record. 2nd and 3rd places are also dangerous! - It's dangerous!
- Now, Kojima! - I'm doing an impersonation of Aigasa Moe-san of the Research Institute Park!
I'm Kojima Mako and I'm an impersonation of Aigasa Moe! Go ahead!
Hi! I'm Aigasa Moe of the Research Institute Park! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You're making fun of me! I hate you!
- I hate you! - Nishi's Nishi-chan taught me!
- Can you do the same impersonation? - Yes! - Go ahead!
So, this is an impersonation of Aigasa Moe by Nishi's teacher!
Hi! I'm Aigasa Moe of the Research Institute Park! Thank you! Thank you!
- Thank you! - She's really good at this!
- She's really good! - I don't know about that, but it's just malice!
- I don't know about that! - Is that how you do it? - Yes!
- I want to see it in real life! - I want to see it in real life!
- It's like you've come to your own!
- I'm moved! - Now, please show us your own impersonation!
Now, go ahead!
Hi! I'm Aigasa Moe of the Research Institute Park! Thank you! Thank you!
- You've come to your own! - You've come to your own!
Hi! I'm Aigasa Moe of the Research Institute Park! Thank you! Thank you!
- You've come to your own! - You've come to your own!
Next up is Takanashi!
Mr. Degawa will let you know that there's a Komodo Dragon nearby!
- That sounds interesting! - That sounds fun!
Oh, Mr. Degawa? There's a Komodo Dragon nearby, so...
- Yes! - Huh? Where? Huh?!
There's a big one! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
That's good!
I think she has a talent for making short films.
Is there anyone else who can do it?
I thought it was Komodo Dragon, but it was Aigasa Moe-chan.
Oh, that's good!
Let's go.
Oh, um, Mr. Adegawa?
There's probably a Komodo Dragon nearby.
Where is it?
Huh? Huh? Komodo...
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Huh?
Yes! I'm Aigasa Moe, a 13th grade senior high school student!
Thank you very much!
Are you Aigasa Moe?
That's good!
That's amazing!
And...
Iwata!
Can you imitate anything?
Can you do anything?
I can imitate anything.
Like how gorillas walk?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, not at all.
Then you can imitate a gorilla?
Yes, I can imitate a gorilla.
Let's see Iwata's imitation of a gorilla!
What's with that movement?
Gorilla, you're moving like a frog.
Oh, banana.
You spoke!
Gorilla, you can't speak.
Yes.
You said you can do anything.
That's right.
Yes.
I want you to forget about being an idol.
I forget about it a lot.
And now for the results!
Who will get the penalty game?!
Now, Kajisaki.
Please announce the name of the person who did the most boring imitation!
It's Iwata Karen-chan!
That's right!
Iwata-san.
Yes, yes.
I want you to play with Iriri-san.
Yes, please wait a moment.
The studio is screaming!
Now it's time for the band to have fun with Onii- chan!
And now, we'll show you the best moments of Saika Akimoto, who will graduate from AKB this month!
AKB48 2013 Summer Dome Tour!
There are still things we have to do!
From August 22nd, the Tokyo Dome will be the last show of the tour!
On the 24th and 25th, it will be sold out!
There are only two days left!
This summer, we'll have the last chance to feel the greatest emotions at the Dome!
AKB48 Summer Dome Tour!
For more information, click here!
Don't miss the finale of the two bands!
Akimoto Saeka's special graduation plan!
On August 28th, at Gekijou Park,
we'll show you a clip of Akiboto Saeka graduating from AKB!
First, five years ago,
at the butt-and-chicken race where you have to hold back Kuro-chan's butt as much as you can,
Akiboto shows his guts!
His butt is shaking!
He catches his butt with his forehead!
Even though I'm an idol, I don't want people to think I don't have any guts!
Akimoto, who has such guts, is always caught!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Who is it?! Who is it?!
In the game "Break the seal with your face",
we'll show you this side of the show!
And...
This is a pervert mask!
The pervert mask appears!
And speaking of Akimoto,
his excellent athletic nerves!
What surprised everyone was...
the high-jumping race!
Will the members fall one after another?!
With that original jump, she cleared the 120cm jump alone and got the title of "High Jump Queen".
In addition, her dancing style is also excellent.
In "Dance with me" where she shows off her dancing style, she became the respected Michael Jackson.
You're the most out of style in the first half of the year.
You...
But speaking of such a weak point in autumn...
Fashion show in school uniforms!
Don't hesitate and put it on.
Put it on.
No, you don't have to be so down.
I don't care about it.
Then this is the first one.
So fast!
She appears for the second time and aims for revenge.
Too bad.
I CHOICE YOU, SUBASHITO!
You said it!
No, no, no.
This is my position.
She aims for honesty for the third time in autumn of 2010.
It's obvious you're ugly.
A rough woman who doesn't know how to work hard.
No, no, no!
She will continue to cherish her unique sense.
And Sayaka Akimoto, who has been fighting with her character.
In fact, she is also a delicate woman.
In 2009's "Lucky Girl Ranking",
The first place goes to...
Mariko SHINODA!
Yes, Akimoto.
Sayaka Akimoto is back!
Yes, I'm back!
I'm back!
What's up?
Can you do an aftercare for me?
Good evening, everyone watching "AKB Bingo"!
I'm Sayaka Akimoto of "Lucky Girl Ranking".
I've grown up by doing a lot of things.
I will continue to work hard as Sayaka Akimoto
of "Lucky Girl Ranking".
Thank you for your support!
Thank you very much!
From now on, AK Bingo will support Sayaka Akimoto!
And a new song, Fortune Cookie's studio live!
A new song, Fortune Cookie's dance is very fun!
So we will teach you the choreography!
Let's learn and dance together!
Let's Dance!
Fortune, cookies, meteor shower
Let's make it better than today
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Life isn't something you throw away, is it?
Ah, and a surprising miracle happens
I have a feeling we'll meet somewhere
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Baby!
Tell me your fortune
Fortune, cookies, meteor shower
Let's make it better than today
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Life isn't something you throw away, is it?
Ah, and a surprising miracle happens
I have a feeling we'll meet somewhere
After this, it's time for Koide Ojiichan's prank!
Thank you for waiting! Let's have fun with Koide Ojiichan!
Hello!
Do you know what this is?
Is it a hockey stick?
It's a hockey stick.
It's a big hockey stick.
I'm sure it's a gorilla!
What are you doing? Wait a minute!
You have to eat it!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
You have to eat it!
Wait a minute! I also...
Do you have an answer? Do you have an answer?
I also eat bananas!
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
What does 15 mean?
I don't know!
So hold it up and send it to Horipro!
Is there an adult?
You're too young!
You're young!
Oh, is that so?
Kashiwagi?
How old were you?
I'm 22 years old.
There's an adult!
There is!
Sorry, Kashiwagi!
Then, adult Kashiwagi, thank you in advance!
Thank you for the food!
That's nice, Hashiai-kun, that's nice.
Really, I wonder what it is.
Thank you for the meal.
You were thirsty, weren't you?
I'll go apologize to you later.
Thank you.
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