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AK Bingo is coming soon!
By the way, tonight's navigators are me, Otona Rioka and Aigasa Moe.
Please call us "Natto Maki Maki".
Actually, we are classmates since elementary school.
But we don't look much the same age.
Moe looks a little older.
We are a classmate duo.
Let's promote each other's good points so that everyone will know at least a little.
For Moe, I think it's good that her eyes are apart.
For Rioka, there is a sock in the theater locker.
But she always wears it and doesn't wash it.
That's why it smells in the locker.
So I put a disinfectant in it.
When I said it on the radio, the fans gave me a lot of disinfectant spray.
You are lucky.
AK Bingo is the scariest thing on TV.
Tonight...
President Black Hole!
The next generation of members will show their hidden faces.
And...
Their reckless behavior will be exposed.
They are not human.
That's nice.
See you soon...
AK Bingo!
Next generation young members, profile selection!
Young members, good evening!
Good evening!
Wow, young people are so energetic!
As expected of young people!
Today we would like to introduce your idol-like profiles!
Yay!
Today we would like to check your profiles together with senior members, Kashiwa Yuki!
Nice to meet you!
Because profiles are idols' faces,
I thought about my favorite food, hobbies, and special skills with all my heart!
That's right!
Then let's take a look at everyone's cute profiles!
Don't think you can do it without me!
Look at you!
Your profiles are all over the internet!
What's so funny about that?!
Wow!
Isn't that right, Kashiwa Yuki?!
If you were an idol, you would probably come up with something like that!
You would probably come up with something like that!
You would!
That's right!
And so!
Today's real characters are...
Urappan and Daichou!
From now on, I would like to exchange your profiles with your family and even your manager!
Yay!
Now, Kashiwa Yuki!
Yes!
The scariest thing on TV is AKB!
Yes! Thank you!
What are AKB members doing behind the scenes?
We will do our best to find out what's going on behind the scenes!
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Here are the first four.
Aigasa, Mogi, Okada, Nishida!
- Yes! - Yes!
Oh, those members.
Let's start with a brief introduction.
- Aigasa! - Yes!
- You and Oshima Ryoka are elementary school classmates, right? - Yes, we are.
- Really? - Yes.
We've been friends since elementary school and we passed together.
- You took elementary school together? - Yes.
- That's cool. - That's right.
When and where did you fight in elementary school?
- We fought in Kiba Battle, right? - Yes.
What kind of episode is that?!
- What kind of episode is that?! - It's not funny!
It's a shit episode, you idiots!
If you divide that quiz, it'll be hard for you to breathe later.
- There are a lot of people! - That's true.
- Next, Mogi! - Yes!
- Mogi's profile! - Yes!
- Her famous profile! - Yes!
- Her specialty! - Yes!
It says "strange face" on her profile.
- Let's see her strange face. - Yes!
Are you ready?
Three, two, one, go!
What's that?
- You're so weird! - No!
- Her strange face is Kajisac's! - That's right!
- I've said that before! - He said it before!
- "This is it!" - "This is it!"
- Towards Yonkame. - Yes!
That's not it! She looks back!
- She looks back and looks back and looks back! - Kajisac!
Let's see Kajisac's!
Three, two, one, go!
*snoring*
That was a really amazing face just now.
I'm the kind of person who's serious about hitting my juniors as well.
Amazing.
Next up is Nishino!
Yes!
Charm points, smile, hobbies, style...
Yes!
Your future dream is to be a center member.
Yes!
This is what an idol's profile should be like.
That's right.
How do you feel about this?
It's normal.
I'm sorry, but your tone is too realistic.
Now for the behind-the-scenes profile!
What is the younger members' behind-the-scenes profile like?
First of all, we don't want to see cute idols' photos.
We want to know what you think of your own faces.
So we asked you to draw a self-portrait in a fake survey.
I drew one!
Do you remember it?
Yes.
Now, this is the self-portrait you drew of yourself.
What is this?
This is terrible!
Terrible!
It's like you're in a sauna in front of you.
People often say that my eyes are apart.
They're too far apart!
It's amazing!
But your eyes are still better than before.
Oh, really?
Yes!
Now, let's look at your own self-portrait in a fake survey.
This one!
What is this?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Isn't this just a fake one?
What is this about?
People often say that my face when I smile is like a pervert's.
A pervert?
Then, can you do it one more time?
You should learn from her, Kashidagi-senpai!
Kashidagi-senpai, you should turn around and go home!
You're trying to be mysterious!
Yes! I'll hide my face and get ready to go home, and then...
As expected of you!
You're amazing!
You're really different!
Here we go!
Go ahead!
Wow, it's the same!
It's the same!
It's the same eyes!
But you don't like this kind of face, do you?
A little bit.
You don't like it, do you?
Well, let's look at the next one.
Well, the next one was pretty good at drawing.
Really? I'm really happy!
Here it is!
You know, it's kind of strangely realistic and not cute at all!
It's not cute.
You thought it wasn't cute, didn't you?
Look at me!
I drew a heart!
You're exaggerating!
Well, it's not an exaggeration to draw a heart!
But it looks like you, doesn't it?
No, it's not!
It's not like an idol drawing!
No, it's not!
Well, Okada's strangely realistic self-portrait is still pretty good!
Nishino's is like this!
What is this?!
Nishino-san!
This is scary!
Doesn't it look like you? Doesn't it look like you?
This is like a blind date!
Wow!
You're really confident!
Wow! The drawing skill is...
What is this impact?!
This is too scary!
Okada and Nishino drew realistic self-portraits that aren't idol-like, but...
They discovered another hidden side of them! And that is...
I've heard of this nickname since elementary school.
Okada's nickname is "Naachan" (older sister)
It's a cute nickname, isn't it?
But back in elementary school, it was called "obake" (ghost)
It sort of fits with self-portraits.
And now, Nishino's current nickname is "Miki-chan" (cutie)
But back in elementary school, it was called "gorilla" (ghost)
Why was it called like that?
When I was in elementary school, I had a really bad complexion and my hair was messy.
So all the boys would call me "obake obake" (ghost ghost)
We really got called like that.
Eh, cute!
I don't know what you're talking about. How could a boy suddenly call you "gorilla" like that?
Do you know that you've been called "gorilla" like that?
No, I don't.
Maybe you were trying to get a boy to poop somewhere, right?!
Pooping in front of a young girl...
After that, we checked their special skills.
It's a special skill that's different from official profiles!
First is "aigasa" (umbrellas)
Aiga-san, what's your specialty?
Yes, it's "fura-fupu".
You can turn it all the time, and you can turn it with your neck too.
Well, this is what we asked your mother.
What we asked your mother is...
Do you sleep with your eyes open?
What does that mean?
That's what your mother said!
She wakes me up once while I'm sleeping.
And I pretend to wake up, but I end up getting sleepy.
Let's give it a try.
She's apologizing!
You're showing off too much!
Now, it's not just "aigasa".
"Mogi"!
Yes!
To be honest with you, this is my specialty.
My grip strength is 43kg!
Wow!
It's low!
An idol's grip strength is 43kg!
By the way, an average grip strength of a 16-year- old woman is 27kg!
Wow!
43kg is the same as men in their 20s!
Wow!
Really?
Yes!
When I measured my physical strength and grip strength, it said 43kg.
I was a little attracted to it.
That's low!
You're a gorilla!
Do you understand?
The next profile is "charm point"!
When we asked other members about their charms,
they gave us a completely different answer from their official profiles!
First of all, it's Okada. His charm point is his beautiful eyes, but when we asked other members about their charms, they gave us a completely different answer.
It's not his beautiful eyes, it's his beautiful chin!
Chin?
No one thinks your charm point is your eyes!
Is that so?
That's right.
A shocking fact!
Isn't it great? Now you can join AGO48, which is Yamamoto and Sayaka's AGO48.
I'd like to move out.
Next up is Nishino.
Her charm point is her smile!
But when we asked other members about their charms, they gave us a completely different answer.
It's this!
Her weak stomach!
Her charm point is her weak stomach?
What's with this all of a sudden?
When we asked other members about their charms, they gave us a completely different answer.
Nishino has a weak stomach, but she regularly eats things that are low in calories.
What's wrong with you? Why do you eat that?
Because I want to eat it.
But Nishino's other side of the story wasn't just this!
I often have medicine in my bag.
Medicine?
I always have it with me.
In a box?
At that age?
It's like a middle management job.
Medicine in her bag?
This is impossible for an idol!
We have to thoroughly investigate this!
You think you have something that's not idol-like, don't you, Kashiwagi?
That's right.
So today, we'd like someone to cooperate with us.
Excuse me!
Hello, I'm Ijiri Okada!
- Ijiri-san! - It's been a while!
- Well, you know... - Yes?
- We only invite secret guests like you!
- I'm sorry, Ijiri-san! - So, Kashiwagi-san! - Yes!
- For you, I'll do my best today! - Please do your best!
- Are you sure? - Of course!
- So, let me introduce you!
- A.K.A. B. Horseman!
- Well, let's go in!
- Viewers, let's go in!
- Here we go!
- Alright!
- Wow, you have a lot of bags!
- By the way, who are you?
- Yes, I'm Aigasa.
- Then, I'll start with you, Aigasa-san!
- You're the strongest! How old are you, Aigasa - san?
- I'm 15 years old!
- You're 15 years old and you have such an adult bag?
- People say I'm like an adult.
- People say that? - Yes!
- By the way, you have a low voice, don't you? - Yes!
- Are you angry now?
- I don't want to be angry, but...
- I'm scared!
- I'm a little worried about you, Ijiri-san, because you're sensitive.
- I was surprised! There was the air of my childhood friend, Itano!
- I was a little surprised!
- She's really scared!
- Then, open!
- Here you go!
- Look! "Adult"! What is this?
- What? "Adult" is beautiful!
- I'm nervous!
- Ah! What is this?
- Are you a child? - What is it?
- Are you playing with this? - What is it?
- This is a slime I used to play with in elementary school, right? - What?
- You put slime in it? - It's nostalgic!
- Are you playing with it? - Yes, I'm playing with it.
- During break time? - Yes.
- Ah! It's hard, so it doesn't stretch at all! - It's dirty, so it doesn't stretch at all!
- What is this? - It's not attractive at all!
- Are you still playing with it? - Yes.
- Ah! It's dirty, so it doesn't stretch at all! - Are you still playing with it?
- Because I just kissed it, it became soft. - It doesn't have that effect.
- Huh? What is this?
- What is it? - It's socks!
- It's dirty! - Why?
- Did you always wear them today? - Yes, I did.
- I see. Then it's fine.
- What? - No!
- This is... - No!
- What do you think, Jin?
- No! - Your legs are surprisingly thin.
- I'll throw it away when I go home! - Huh?
- I'll throw it away when I go home! - You'll throw it away when you go home? Then I'll eat it now!
- You're going to throw it away, so it's fine, right? - No!
- You don't need it if you're going to wear it, do you?
- Next up is... - No!
- Who is it? - It's Nana Okada!
- She has the same last name as me! - It's the same!
- Then Nana Okada won't hold back! - No!
- It's pretty, isn't it? Open!
- Nana Okada's...
- Kawaii... - Kawaii...
- Pretty...
- Does it have that? - What's in it?
- Ah, it's a pen. - A writing tool... - Ah, you don't have a pen case. - Because you're a student, I guess. - That's right.
- Erasers and such. Do you always study with this? - That's right.
- Yes. - Oh...
A scene just came up.
Because you're pushing it.
No!
Not human, not human!
Your heart is wet.
Next time you write, your heart is wet, so be careful.
No, no, no.
Next, this.
Who is it?
It's Nishino.
Nishino-san.
Yes.
Kururinpa.
I got it.
I got it, Kururinpa.
This is gross.
Here I go.
Also cute.
This is pink, right?
What is this?
It's a mirror.
A mirror.
Is this what you're always looking at?
Yes.
Ta-da!
Look at this.
Are there two of you?
No?
But Nishino-san, you're an idol.
Yes.
A mirror.
I'll clean it up for you!
Wow!
So beautiful!
Wow!
So beautiful!
Thank you very much, England, for making it so beautiful!
Okada-san and Nishino-san just came in.
Who is this? There is a man's bag here.
No, it's not.
Whose?
It's Mogi's.
Oh, Mogi-san's?
Yes.
Is this an idol's bag?
Yes.
Is this an idol's bag?
Please stop it! Don't touch me!
Mogi-san!
Yes?
Mogi-san!
Yes?
Please stop it! Don't touch me!
That's nice.
That's a compliment.
Mogi!
Ok, I'm going.
Oh, camera-san, please go ahead. I won't fall.
This is too much!
I won't fall!
Is this what you always wear?
Yes, it's a eye patch.
Oh, eye patch.
Zebra's eye patch.
I'm going. I'm opening it.
Ijiri-san!
What?
Mogi's breathing is getting out of control.
Oh, it's fine. Someone use a plastic bag and breathe out.
Oh, this is a bit messy too.
Your back is dirty.
What is this?
It's a eyelash curler.
What is eyelash curler?
It's a tool for raising eyelashes.
I see, you raise eyelashes.
Yes.
Is it around here?
It's disgusting.
Not human, not human.
Ishii-san.
Is she saying you're not human?
She is not human.
Refreshing.
So we played with these four people.
Thank you so much.
But...
There is another one?
Another one?
Who's this? Who's this?
Wait a minute!
This is Kashiwagi-san's, right?
Members of the studio, can we do it?
Yes!
Senpai! Senpai!
The nightmare continues!
AKB48 2013 Summer Dome Tour
Starting from Fukuoka Yafuku Dome, AKB48 2013 Summer Dome Tour!
For ticket information, please check out the official AKB48 website!
On sale August 21st, AKB48's 32nd single, "Koisuru Fortune Cookie"
Tonight, we'll show you the MV a bit earlier!
Koisuru Fortune Cookie
Before you know it, let it match the rhythm.
(shishiranu ma ni rizumu ni awase tsumasete)
(hey, hey, hey)
I didn't throw away my life (jinsei suteta mon janai yo ne)
Ah, a surprising miracle happens (aa, to odoroku kiseki ga okiru)
I have a feeling that I will fall in love with you somewhere (anata to doko ka de aishiaeru yokan)
(come on, come on, come on, come on, baby)
(Tell me your fortune)
(In love with Beauchun air)
(The future isn't that bad)
(hey, hey, hey)
I didn't throw away my life (jinsei suteta mon janai yo ne)
Ah, a surprising miracle happens (aa, to odoroku kiseki ga okiru)
I have a feeling that I will fall in love with you somewhere (anata to doko ka de aishiaeru yokan)
Kashiwagi-san's bag, open!
Kashiwagi-san's bag is huge!
Kashiwagi-san's bag, open!
Bag is heavy, too.
What's this?
What's this? What's this?
Fastener is heavy, too.
Wow!
And, open!
Camera-san, here you are!
Boom!
Adult!
What's this?
Kashiwagi-san is good at this.
What?
You took it off.
I'll do it seriously.
Are you ready?
Wait!
Study hard!
What's this book?
What?
What book is it?
"Black Psychology" by Hitotara-shi.
When you meet someone, everything becomes your anxiety.
She's reading this book!
Kashiwagi-san...
She's a woman, after all.
Kashiwagi-san!
Thank you!
There's someone who hasn't done it even once today!
Wow!
You did it like a cigarette!
That was awesome!
When I saw you on TV and cried, I thought you were crazy!
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