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Soon! AK Bingo!
This year's nominator is me, Mataki Haruka and me, Iwata Karen.
It's sudden, but Parure-san, do you know what I like?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Actually, I love drawing.
Are you interested? Are you OK?
Actually, today I drew Parure-san's portrait.
Parure-san...
What is it?
Ta-da!
Oh, well...
Today, I want you to draw my portrait, too.
No way!
Why?
Please!
So, Parure and Iwata will draw each other's portraits.
But before that...
Tonight's AK Bingo is...
The members' loud cheers!
What is it?
The members' fear of cats!
I can't do it! Really!
So, Parure will draw Iwata's portrait.
How is it?
How is it? Do we look alike?
No one is nodding.
No way!
This is the first time we're talking.
So...
Soon...
AK Bingo!
Yes! I wanted to meet you!
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Once you're out, it's a quick game-over!
It's a survival game betting your idol life on it!
It's a game-over dodgeball!
Bow to each other!
Now, please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball.
Once you're out, it's a quick game-over!
Now, bow to Kaodeka Jizo!
Kaodeka Jizo?
Who are you calling Kaodeka Jizo?
Now, let's go!
This is a quick game-over dodgeball. Is there anyone here for the first time?
This is my first time.
Is this your first time?
This is my very first time.
This is really scary!
Please tell this to your seniors!
In a small studio like this, you're playing dodgeball?
Now, please say a few words to your opponent team!
Let's start with Shimada from the white team!
Go for it!
Wow, you look strong!
You're strong!
Hey!
Iriyama!
Huh?
Earlier, you said...
Shimada-san! Please lower the jack behind you!
Don't say that to your seniors!
Shimada!
Didn't you say you'd only have soup for dinner tonight?
When did you start doing that?!
Wow, as expected of your seniors!
Time's up!
Go back!
As you can see, this time, it's the seniors and juniors' team of choice!
Who will be the first one to go home empty- handed?!
The first one to go home empty-handed is...
Gekikara Pack!
For the members who are out, we will have them eat very spicy and delicious spicy horse food.
Well then, ready, set, go!
First is the jump ball!
Oops!
Stop it!
Surprisingly, starting with that pose, Sata and Bonu are definitely white people!
Ready, set, go!
Now, once again, the jump ball!
This is the red team!
From Maeda...
Oshima Yuko!
Oh my goodness!
The first ball!
It's about to start!
Famous Oshima Yuko's high speed kick!
With this, Izuta is also out in one shot!
It's a mess of a time!
This time, let's have Izuta bring us the spicy food that he will eat!
Please!
Yes!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Let me introduce you!
This is Kapira-san, who loves spicy food!
Kapira-san! Kapira-san!
Now, with all due respect, the food that Izuta will eat is...
This!
What is this?
Oh my, oh my!
This is habanero, a type of pepper that is said to be ten times spicier than tabasco.
It's sprinkled over a lot of rice!
It's called "habanero rice"!
Kapira-san seems to eat this on a daily basis,
but when Sata-san tried eating it...
What?! Really?!
Really?!
That much?!
Wow!
That much?!
Wow!
That's terrible!
I don't like it!
It's hot!
Wow!
No, it's hot!
It's hot!
Alright, go!
Do your best!
Wow...
Do your best! Do your best!
Wow...
It doesn't have a taste. It's really spicy.
Now!
Oh, it's sexy.
But...
Wow!
First, the red team is one step ahead.
The white team is replaced by Izuta and Gaia Kitahara.
Next!
Now, the next crazy dance is this!
What is it?
"Eternal pressure"!
It's new! It's new!
Now, Nito!
Yes!
What were the lyrics of "eternal pressure" like?
Yes! "If you stare at me, it's pressure."
That's right!
This crazy dance is about being stared at by a cute animal!
Wow!
This animal is this!
Wow!
Now, everyone! Everyone! Come here! Come here!
Now, this animal will be stared at by this animal!
Wow!
The members who are out will be stared at by this Portuguese Savannah Monitor!
If you stare at me, it's pressure.
This is going to be tough! Get ready!
Let's start with white balls!
Oh, what's this?
It's Nagao Nagao!
Once again, it's a quick start!
This time, the first team's strong and talented player, Gokyuu, is going to hit Nagao's shoulder!
And now, it's pressure time!
The rules of "If you stare at me, it's pressure." are simple!
Stand by and face each other at both ends of this set!
As you get closer and closer, you'll have to stare at each other with Savannah Monitor-kun!
However...
By the way, meat is the most important!
So be careful not to bite your skin!
His hands move really fast!
Let's go!
"If you stare at me, it's pressure." Get ready!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
He's looking! He's looking!
He's staring at me!
He's staring at you!
How was it, Nagao?
It was cute.
Cute!
Now, the white team is in the lead!
Nagao and Gaia Kuramochi are replaced and the match resumes!
The next opponent is...
Oh, is it blue?
What is it?
Gourmet Answer!
This time, for the members who are out, I would like them to guess what food they put in their mouths with their mouths' soup.
Let's go!
First, kuramochi.
And the last one...
Oops!
Sato, Rabina, Uto...
Wait, yes, yes, yes.
But now...
I don't think you got it right.
No, I got it right!
I said it with all my might!
No, no, wait, wait, wait!
I don't think you got it right.
You say you didn't get it right?
I didn't get it right.
Can you show us your LINE account?
Hey, Owashima!
You said you didn't get it right.
No...
You said you didn't get it right, but...
I saw it!
It's red!
Ah, it's gourmet answer!
It's not blue!
Then, let's wait for the gourmet answer!
First of all, please wear an eye mask.
It doesn't change much.
It doesn't change!
Now, in this state, I would like you to put the food in your mouth.
Here is what Amine will eat!
Amine's choice of menu is here!
Now, let's eat!
Now, Amine, open your mouth!
Open your mouth!
For example, if it's a meatball, you have to open your mouth wide to eat it!
Now, if you don't open your mouth wide, you can't eat it!
Chew it!
How is it?
It hurts...
It hurts! It hurts!
Amine's choice of menu is...
Legs!
How is it?
Legs!
Now, Amine!
What is the food? Please!
What is it?
If it's something with legs...
What? What? What? A grasshopper?
What? A grasshopper? Did I eat a grasshopper?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
Now, now, the correct answer is...
Please take off your eye mask...
Now, open!
One, two...
What is this?!
What is this?! What is this?! What is this?!
I don't know!
It's a fried corn!
I don't know!
How is the taste?
It's... it's fragrant!
Fragrant!
But if you didn't say it, I wouldn't know!
If you didn't say it, I would know! Someone said "legs"!
Now, the red team is one step ahead!
The next "muchaburi" is...
"bicha" fusion!
"bicha" fusion is...
a "muchaburi" in which a "bicha" aka "uno" director,
and a "muchaburi" member,
work with a "muchaburi" assistant who is addicted to fighting.
However, because of their anxious skills,
in the previous "bicha" fusion...
"bicha" fusion!
The mentally retarded "watanabe" has also been "müşaburi"ed out!
The mentally retarded "watanabe" has also been "müscat" ed out!
But the "bicha" fusion has this year's "majic" idea...
An "assistant" member Umidirector puts on a specially casted "kubia" and "kubi" uses the "majic" to bump into "kubia"!
This "majic"'s high degree is beyond all ignorance!
However, the members are absolutely the only ones counterfeits!
First of all, they demonstrated with balloons!
What do we do if we die?
To the left! To the left!
Everyone, concentrate!
Even though you couldn't do it?
Ready, set, go!
First up is Itana!
What will she do? She ate it well!
Oops!
Sato Shimizu, who was careless, is completely out!
I have regrets about my life.
I don't want to die!
Now, it's time for the illusion!
Now, director Shinoji, please!
No, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, I'm going to die!
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with your neck?
No, it's fine.
It looks like you failed.
I'm scared!
What?!
Wait for me!
Now, let's review this magic!
Director Shinoji puts on a magical necklace on Sato Shimizu!
He stabs his neck with a sword!
If Sato Shimizu is safe, the magic is a success!
Will the show be a success?!
Lighting change!
Oh, no!
How many times did you succeed?
One.
Oh, no!
Oh, oh!
Oh, no!
Good, good!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Thirty seconds!
You were alive!
You were alive! You were alive!
How was it, Sato?
I'm glad I'm alive.
The white team has caught up to the same score again!
Will it be a reversal?
Here is the next one!
What is it?
A spinning headband!
After you spin your headband,
I'd like you to dance "everyday headband" with all your might!
Ready, set, go!
First is Kuramochi!
Oh, this is a great ball!
The red team keeps it!
Shibata dodged it once!
Now, what will Sato and Sumire do?
Let's go back to the contents for now...
Oh, this is a big failure for the white team!
Now, again for Sato and Sumire!
And now, Kuramochi!
Oh, this is a great ball!
I didn't hit it.
What?
I didn't hit it.
You didn't hit it?
Linesman is watching you.
She says you didn't hit it.
I didn't hit it.
I was watching you.
You were...
hitting the ball!
You didn't hit it?
I didn't hit it!
Pon pon su po pon! Dance time!
By the way, this is the choreography of "Everyday Kachūsha" which Kojira danced before spinning with a spinning bat.
It's sudden and reckless, but his body remembers it.
However, can Rito finish dancing this dance even after spinning with a spinning bat for 10 times?
Let's do it!
Spinning bat, ready!
You're drunk, aren't you?
It's difficult!
Spinning bat, ready!
It's difficult!
One...
Two...
Three...
You can do it!
Four...
Five...
You can do it!
Five...
You're too weak!
Six...
Seven...
You can do it!
Eight...
Why?!
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
One more time!
Ten!
I want to dance with you forever and ever.
I can't protect you anymore.
Dance! I can't protect you anymore.
Dance!
Dance! Everyone, dance!
Help me! Help me!
This is so funny!
This is crazy! Really!
This is crazy!
This way! We should go this way!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
This is crazy!
The red team is back in the game!
Can they escape like this?
Here is the next mission!
Gourmet Answer!
Once again, we will have the members who are out of the game to choose something they like.
No! No!
Ready!
Now, the ball is on the island!
Oops! The island! Nice catch!
And Itano is caught!
It's a top-of-the-line battle!
The red team ace, Oshima Yuko, released the five- speed ball.
The white team ace, Itano, missed the catch!
Now, it's gourmet answer time!
Now, Itano will wear an eye mask.
Yes, I will.
Are you angry?
I don't like it anymore!
Where? Here?
I don't like it anymore!
In this state, I would like you to eat something that is said in your mouth.
This time, Itano will eat...
THIS!
That's right! This time's crazy prank is a lip- smacking prank!
Itano will only be scared by the members' fake reactions other than Itano's!
Please pay attention to Itano's reaction, who doesn't know where this is coming from!
I think Tomochin doesn't like this kind of texture.
That's impossible!
What is it?
Does it make you sleepy?
Um...
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
It's like this, right?
I don't do things like this that often.
Okay, Itano.
Make it smaller! Make it smaller!
But I think it's a meatball so I'm going to make it bigger.
Why are you going to eat a meatball?
For example, if it's a meatball, I'd rather eat it really big.
So I'd rather eat it really big.
You'd rather eat it!? It's dangerous if you don't eat it!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Now, Itano.
Put it over your neck.
If you put it in your throat, I'll be really angry!
She's already angry!
Now, Itano.
Let's eat.
Let's go!
It's sour!
What's with this reaction?
Saitama! How does it taste?
It's sour!
Sour?
What's wrong with you?
No! No! No!
It's good that you like it.
Saitama, what do you think?
Is it licorice?
No! No! No!
Now, please take off your eye masks.
What's this?
It's open!
That reaction is like someone wearing a new single's jacket.
Here is Mushamori Dodge's time-up!
This MVP goes to...
Nito, who graduated from AKB the other day!
Please continue to support them!
After this, we'll hear from AKB members!
Finally, on May 22nd,
AKB48's 31st single will be released!
"Sayonara Glory"!
How is it going now?
Hello, everyone!
We're AKB48!
We're shooting our MV for our 31st single "Sayonara Glory"!
It's a very cute MV!
Please look forward to it!
Now, tonight, it will finally be released next week!
Kasai Tomomi's solo second single "Mine" will be released!
Please give your hearts to the lyrics that express love!
"Mine" by Kasai Tomomi
You are mine, I want you for everything
Whether it's good or bad
I want to hold you in my arms
You are mine, my heart speaks for you
I love you, love you
Leave me alone
Anyway, next week's "Muchaburi" won't end here!
Next week, we'll have an even more intense "Muchaburi" dodgeball match!
Tears!
And a heart attack!
Will the members be able to withstand the "super- excited" "Muchaburi"?
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