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AK Bingo!
So, today's navigators are me, Mayu Watanabe, and...
Otaika!
Please introduce yourselves!
We are Mayu!
Yay!
Today, Mayu is wearing a hakata miyagi!
Yay! I'm happy!
Here you go!
Water bottle socks!
Oh!
Are you happy?
Yes, I'm happy!
Really? Will you wear it for me?
Yes, I will.
Really?
What are you wearing today?
Mayu, I'd like you to say a tongue twister.
Oh!
What is it?
Here it is!
You told me to take this, but why won't you?
What's that? A tongue twister?
Yes! Do your best and practice!
Okay!
While Mayu is practicing, here is tonight's AK Bingo!
Why...
What's this?
Here it is!
SATO vs. AKB48!
It was a good fight in the fifth match!
After four rounds and three wins and one loss, AKB thought they had won,
but they gave up their pride and challenged themselves in the final match!
Is there such a result?!
Here you go!
You told me to take this, but why won't you?
I did it!
No, you didn't!
See you soon!
AK Bingo!
If I lose, let's round up our heads.
SATO challenged himself with pride in the fifth match!
Here it is!
In the final match, the entertainers' pride was taken away!
Even when facing AKB's specialty fields...
- Here you go! - Okay!
- One minute and forty seconds! - Thank you!
...with their eyes, it's as if their teeth don't stand up!
They struggle...
...they don't even show their guts...
...and they easily lose!
And then...
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Seriously!
- I'm sorry... - Then it's fine, right?
The last chance they got after giving up their pride as men!
In order to protect this reason...
- This is it! - This is it!
Tonight's final match!
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes!
I wanted to meet you!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors!
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes!
In their youth, they were exposed to fighting...
But their biggest weakness...
- It's not my fault! - ...is that they don't understand women's hearts!
If they truly understand women's feelings...
...they will definitely be respected by AKB!
Their final opponent is...
Yūko Ōshima and Tomomi Rytard!
And their battle strategy is...
"Women's Feelings Battle"!
Sato, do you really understand women's feelings?
Let's see!
It's not about fighting, it's about love, you know?
No matter how much you bash her, there's a limit.
- There's a limit. - There's a limit.
If you beat Kiyoshi-san, your strength won't change, right?
That's love, that's love.
So, Sato-san is full of love and understands women's feelings.
I know, I know!
- Then this battle won't be scary. - It's not scary, let's do it!
And with that, the final battle!
With the help of a certain woman, they will battle with women's feelings!
- Who will come? - With the help of a certain woman...
- Eh, who will it be? - Who will it be?
Then, let's have her appear!
It's this person!
It's fun, isn't it?
She has appeared! It's this person!
You guys are stupid! Seriously, you're stupid!
Stupid! Stupid!
Now, please introduce yourself to the camera over there!
I'm Kyoko Sata. I'm always singing.
Let me introduce you! Kyoko Sata's wife, Kyoko Sata!
She's appeared for the first time on A.K.B!
She's so pretty!
What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it?
The rules are simple. In other words, a woman's feelings are important to a woman's feelings.
If you understand a woman's feelings, you should have a high degree of understanding of your wife.
However, both Yuko Sata and Itano Itano are the same woman, so there are definitely parts that you can understand.
So now, we're going to give Kyoko Sata a quiz.
The team with more correct answers will win!
There are times when opinions are quite opposite.
If you combine it with reference, I think you'll get a perfect answer.
Kyoko Sata has an advantage.
She's been dating him since high school.
Isn't that a long time?
About 20 years.
Sata and Itano have been dating for about 15 years.
In order to play fair and square, Itano Itano will answer three questions correctly.
What if I get it wrong? If I get it wrong, it's going to be a big deal for me and my wife.
Before you get it wrong, I'm going to break your house!
Oh, that's nice. You're going to break my house and hit me with a stick.
Can Sata protect his wife's kiss and his present?
Let's get right into it!
Question one!
If you could stop only one thing from a fire, what would you stop?
In the house.
Up to three.
Do you help me with anything?
Help you with what?
I do nothing.
You cook, you cook!
You take out the trash!
Ah, I just take out the trash.
Ah, you take out the trash.
What's your specialty?
My specialty is that no matter what I make, they won't say it's good.
Kyushu Danji!
Eh? Then what do you say? What do you say when you eat?
I just eat while watching TV.
Ah, you don't have any other comments?
Eh, you're the worst!
There it is, "you're the worst"!
Can I ask you one more question?
Do you wash your laundry separately?
It's the same.
Now, the question is over. Please think about it!
You have to understand this.
Because you're always watching.
Now, the question is over.
Now, Oshima-san and Itano-san's team, please answer!
One, two...
Cooking!
Cooking! Why is that?
Because even if I make food, if they don't like it, I don't want to make it.
They say you like it.
Now, Usapa-san!
They don't understand it at all.
I'm confident in this.
Washing!
There's quite a lot, right?
If I say "take it out", will it come out of the hole?
They've split up!
Now, they've written down their answers beforehand.
Now, ma'am, please give us the correct answer!
Cleaning!
Cleaning! This is the wrong answer!
What a shame!
Cleaning is such a hassle.
Sato-san, why can't you understand it?
I didn't think it was cleaning.
Isn't cooking a hassle at all?
That's right. I don't make it every day.
I don't eat it much.
Ah, you've been drinking and walking around.
I haven't been drinking and walking around like that!
I haven't been drinking and walking like that!
Now, for the second question!
Are you happy that you got it from a man?
What starts with 'a'?
Are you happy that you got it from a man?
What starts with 'a'?
Did you get this from Sato-san?
I didn't get it.
You didn't get it?!
I didn't get it.
Is it katakana or hiragana?
Ah, it's kanji.
By the way, what kind of words did you use for "propose"?
We went to the same high school, but during high school...
During high school?!
Why? Why?
Before we confessed our love, she started crying a lot.
Why are you crying?
Let me say it in this place we met before.
Will you marry me?
That's nice.
Now, Oshima-san and Itano-san's team, please give us the answer!
One, two...
Love!
When I said it in kanji, I couldn't think of anything else.
Now, Sata-san's answer is...
That's right, this is my wife.
Amuro-chan's concert tickets.
The only thing I freeze when I get home is Amuro- chan's concert tickets!
Only couples know about this.
That's why, for me alone, I like Amuro-chan's concert tickets!
I like them a lot!
This is...
Now, your answer, wife!
Love!
Oshima-san's team is correct!
I don't get it at all!
And you didn't get it from your husband!
That's a big problem!
Don't you express your love?
90% of men do!
Don't you say "I love you"?
Do you say that in Kyoto?
Do you say "I love you"?
You definitely don't say it!
Oshima-san, what do you think?
I've never been told that.
You've never been told that?
Like what?
Like "I love you".
Why don't you say it?
Say it!
That's good.
Men and women are becoming more and more different.
That's true.
Why do you make it sound like an embarrassing project?
It's not embarrassing!
It's normal for women and men to be different.
Go home and say it! Go home and say it!
Now! On the TV! Now!
Even though I gave you the last chance!
That's because you're a man!
As a man!
What did you say? What did you say?
I said it in a good mood.
Yes, in a good mood.
So...
Expressing love!
Expressing love?
Thank you for everything.
Look up!
I love you.
Brother! I love you!
I love you!
Again!
I love you!
It's not on TV!
I want you to come here sometimes.
It's important, isn't it?
Wife, I love you, too.
What?
Don't do it!
Team AKB has one point lead!
They may be in a peaceful mood and about to leave, but if Sata loses, he'll cut ties with Riezen!
"The Third Question of Destiny"!
When do you think a man is childish?
Hmm...
When do you think a man is childish?
Think of a word!
Is it a gesture?
Yes, it is.
Can you tell by looking at me?
Yes, you can.
Definitely.
Mr. Sata, you look like a child in the program, don't you?
Yes, I do.
On the contrary, do you look like a man in the program?
No, I look like a man in many programs.
I don't think you look like a man in many programs.
How often do you think you look like a man in the program?
Once in a month.
Once in a month?
It's funny.
I don't know about that.
It's funny, isn't it?
Please draw a face.
You drew it quickly.
You know it.
Yes, I do.
This is the only thing I can do.
OK, I drew it.
You drew it?
I'm confident.
The answer that makes both parties look away is...
Ms. Oshima and Mr. Itano, please give us the answer.
One, two...
Cry!
Stop it!
Once in a month.
Once in a month and when you propose...
Stop it!
When you propose...
OK, let's see Ms. Sata's answer.
When you're hungry, you get angry.
What do you eat?
Anything is fine.
Anything is fine?
I'll go home by myself.
Do you think you look like a child?
I'll say you look like a child.
OK, ma'am.
Please give us the answer.
When she's happy, she gets really excited.
Both teams are wrong, but ma'am, this is...
I have a lot of hobbies.
When I buy a car, I sing a song on the day I buy it.
A man in Kyushu sings?
And here...
Timer!
No way, it's a time up!
And with that...
This time's winner is...
With four wins and one loss...
A.K.B. wins!
Is there such a result?!
Sata can only win one more time!
Let's have Riezen and Sata do the haircut ceremony!
Now, Sata-san...
Yes?
The time has come.
Please tell us how you feel right now.
Well, I've already lost here.
You're dirty!
Now, Sata and Masaki will do the haircut ceremony!
First, A.K.B. representative Yuko Oshima will do the haircut.
Please touch me at the end!
Who do you think you are?!
Wow, you look like you can clean up!
Is it okay if we don't say goodbye?
Where should we start?
Here!
Thank you!
Here we go!
This is...
Hey, read it! Read it!
You're overreacting!
If you do it one more time, you can do it, right?
Oh, you can do it!
You did it!
Amazing!
You did it!
You're so...
I'm so jealous!
This is a little...
Riezent...
You always watched over me with warmth.
Wait a second!
Where are you taking me?!
You're not just a hairstyle.
We were friends and family.
But...
Now is the time to say goodbye.
Goodbye, Riezent.
Goodbye, youth.
And now, Bad Boys once again...
Bad Boys!
Masaki Sata is here!
Bad Boys Sata!
Tickets are sold out every week!
Friends Museum!
An art museum that collects only words that will make you feel like you're listening.
Tonight's theme is...
Something you'd like to hear from your female manager after club activities.
First up is a work by a pen name called "Demonteen."
Something you'd like to hear from your female manager after club activities,
Ichikawa Miori.
Senpai! Look at this!
Senpai! Your uniform is messy!
You're the one who stole it!
I'm so sorry!
Next up is a work by a pen name called "Okami-san, Jikandesuyo-san."
Something you'd like to hear from your female manager after club activities,
Shimada Haruka.
Hey! Don't change all of a sudden!
Even if you don't care about it, I do!
I don't care about it at all!
Ignore me!
The one I'm going to choose is...
This one!
Yay!
It didn't really strike me.
Go ahead. Do it.
It's pretty messy.
It doesn't matter where you do it. Do it.
It's cool.
It's cold!
What's wrong with you?
It didn't work at all!
It's good. It's delicious.
I'm scared!
Today's special version video is on the show's homepage.
Please check it out!
Finally, the title song of AKB48's 31st single has been decided!
It is...
"Sayonara Crawl"!
Look forward to it!
At the Tokyo Auto Salon, which was held for the first time in Singapore,
AKB48 makes their appearance on stage!
More than 3,000 people are excited!
Without further ado, they reappear on stage!
They perform their debut song "Rotation"!
Now, let's listen to "Sayonara Crawl",
the first song of AKB48's 31st single, "Sayonara Crawl"!
Still, I reach out my palm many times
Let's gently scrape up the sand of tomorrow
Dreams are always things you start by yourself
I want to do it now so much that I forget about the past
I just have to do what I want to do now
Even if it's with small hands
If you work hard and save it for the rest of your life, you can build a mountain someday
Even if you're alone and have few things to do,
as long as you have many things in your hands, you can build a mountain.
That's what my palms are telling me.
After this, let's take a look at Sata in a pose!
And now, Bad Boys once again, Bad Pose!
Sata Masaki's appearance!
One, two, three!
I'm definitely not going to listen to you, Ikkyu- san!
Oshima-san, what do you think?
It suits you perfectly.
I think it's very good.
Shut up.
It suits you, but...
I don't like the pair.
I don't like it at all.
What?
The duo has a leader!
What?
I knew it...
Sata's charm is...
lightning, right?
I don't know who you're talking about at all!
I don't know...
And now, finally...
We'll say goodbye after hearing about their future aspirations.
Everyone who has been bothering us with your background noise...
Um...
Now...
Just now...
Sata Masaki has been formed!
Everyone at the TV station...
Please use this opportunity!
Thank you!