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AK Bingo!
Yeah!
Tonight's navigators are Nakanishi and Tanaka Natsumi.
Simply called "Tanaka Nishi"!
It's simple.
Tanaka and Nakanishi will do our best.
We'll do our best.
It's spring, but I can't cheer up. Please cheer me up.
Speaking of cheering up...
I'll show you my one-shot gag.
Nakanishi's "Spitch"
Three, two, one!
Shinsaikai Shinsan, shine for tomorrow!
What do you think?
You're not an idol.
Not only me.
Tanaka, please say something.
Go to a cabaret club.
Wait a minute.
You're 12 years old, right?
Forget about the cabaret club.
Tonight's AK Bingo is...
With a man's pride as a man,
let's play AK Bingo for the fifth time!
We'll meet again tomorrow!
It's not this time! I made a mistake! I'm not stupid!
I didn't want to lose to you.
A passionate battle is in full swing!
It's so much fun!
What will happen in the battle?
See you soon...
AK Bingo!
If I lose, you have to bow your head.
A man's pride as a man,
let's play AK Bingo for the fifth time!
I won't let you do it!
If you lose, you have to bow your head!
They won't give up until the end!
Will they be able to settle things once and for all?
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And...
The program staff are looking for a suitable match for Sata to watch over the AKB.
Then, some data shows...
The average age of the AKB group is 17 years old!
On the other hand, Sata is 34 years old!
For a human who is twice as alive...
It's impossible for her to lose by eyesight!
Her opponent this time is...
Shiori Nakamata, who went to the Faculty of Political Economics at Waseda University!
Even in Japan, she is considered one of the top students in her class.
How will they compete against her?
"Linguistic Test Ten Questions"!
The questions this time are...
80% of the correct answers are from 6th grade!
Sata, it doesn't matter if your opponent is from Waseda!
Use your 34 years of adult intelligence...
And make the AKB's flowers bloom!
At night, I hate studying...
Fighting with students...
What is this?
I'm weird, right?
Escaping?
But you're in 6th grade and I'm in 9th grade...
I was good at math even in 4th grade...
That doesn't matter...
You don't have confidence?
I have confidence!
I haven't said it yet, but I'm getting accepted to Tokyo University!
You said it!
Did you do your college entrance exam?!
I did!
I'm getting accepted to Tokyo University!
What?
Tokyo University?
She said it!
You can do it!
Get out of here!
Don't worry!
You should be happy, you're the only talented ones!
You should stand up!
Hey!
I don't do things like that...
They seem to be making fun of me, but it's actually pretty simple!
From language, math, society and science,
80% of 6th grade students got it right.
They solved it in 5 minutes.
The one with the highest score wins.
How good was Sata, who had passed his college entrance exam?
Sata, Sata's personality is one of the best in Japan.
I mean, if you win this, you'll get paid back, right?
You'll get paid back.
By the way, is there a four-letter word you know and think is cool?
What is it?
"Fugenjikkou" (impermanence)
Since you're someone who keeps quiet about things,
I think you're the exact opposite of Sata.
What are you talking about?
No, I'm not.
By the way, Sata...
Me?
Let's have a fight!
Now, it's started!
Sata... Nakamata-san is fast! Fast!
The pencil doesn't stop!
Hmm? What is Sata-san doing?
As if he's checking something?
He's writing slowly and carefully!
So far, it's been one win and one loss.
He's in the third round!
Now, Nakamata-san also has the will to win!
He can't lose to Sata-san!
The speed of the pencil is fast, Nakamata-san!
It's dissolving more and more!
What is in it?
What is the answer?
He turned it over!
Nakamata-san turned it over and entered the second round!
Sata-san also entered the second round! He hasn't lost!
Ah, what is it? I know it! I know it! I know it!
Ah! Ah! Ah! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
Ah, what kind of problem is it?
He's hesitating!
And now...
That's it for now!
The fight has ended!
Now, Nakamata-san, how was it?
I think I was able to do it! Yes!
Ah, is that so?
But, how was it? Yes!
Man, you're good!
Both of their answers will be retrieved for now!
They will be reviewed in a separate room!
In order for there not to be any mistakes, the answers will be exchanged and rechecked!
And now...
Ah, it seems like the review has ended!
They have now been brought in!
I'm getting fat!
Now, before we look at the results...
Let's take a look at their answers!
First, let's look at this question!
Write the following katakana in kanji.
Look at the entire part of the match.
Nakamata-san's answer is...
This one!
Part of the match is correct!
Sata-san is nodding her head.
Let's see Sata-san's answer.
This one!
1 minute and 40 seconds!
By the way, this question is for elementary school 3rd year students.
Let's see the next answer.
The next question is...
Solve this multiplication table.
It's a simple multiplication problem.
Let's see Nakamata-san's answer.
This one!
7956! You're wrong!
I'm wrong!
Why?
7936?
It was 7936!
Let's see Sata-san's answer.
This one!
7936 is correct!
This one is correct!
Hey, aren't you stupid? I made a mistake! Aren't you stupid?
If you don't know this one, it's about the same, isn't it?
Nakamata-san, this was a careless mistake, wasn't it?
That's right, that's right, that's right!
Next, from society, it's a question about map symbols!
The next map symbol is...
This 20 is... Oshima-san, do you know what it is?
Contact!
It's a map symbol!
Yes!
It's a city hall!
City hall?!
Nakamata-san's answer is...
Ah, school!
What school?
I made a mistake!
There's a punishment!
No, you wrote it in a cloud at first!
Ah, punishment!
Now, what did Sato-san write?
This one!
City hall is correct!
You're good at hope, aren't you?
You're good at overarming, aren't you?
Why are you good at it?
This game is getting more and more difficult!
It's getting harder and harder!
Now, the last question was this kind of question!
Ah, hand gesture!
Answer with three hands!
Isako-san, what do you think about this?
I only know "point of view" and forget the rest later.
"Power point", "point of action" - do you know these words?
But I don't know where they are.
Then, who will try saying it from the left?
The left is...
"Point of view", "point of action", "power point"...
Who will say it first?
Oh, what will it be?
What will Nakamata-san say?
The answer is...
Correct!
Now, as for Nakamata-san's troubled answer...
Here!
Here, here, here!
There's a problem! There's a problem!
It's a name!
You all know this problem, don't you?
As far as we can see, we don't know.
We don't know.
Now, let's announce the result of "destiny"!
First of all, Nakamata-san!
75 points!
Not good!
Nakamata-san has dropped her score due to a mistake in math and a lack of understanding of society.
Her score is 75 points!
Will Sato be able to surpass this score and look back at AKB with his own eyes?!
As for Sato-san...
45 points!
Which means...
Stop it already!
Sato-san is the winner of AKB!
Yay!
But for me, I'm not good at math and electricity.
75 points is not good, so I'll do my best!
Wow!
Excellent empathy!
With this, Sato has lost twice in her life!
With one more loss, her reason will be lost!
One of the staff's testimony about Sato is...
That person is really scary.
I think he's been licking me a lot.
This is what happened when a sea snake came out of a dodgeball.
Behind a scary bamboo shoot...
Hey, seriously! Don't let it be a snake!
Big brother!
Then...
You won't catch it!
Big brother!
You won't catch it!
You guys!
Furthermore, when a frog came out...
This is certainly...
I think that's why people look down on me.
Then, this is the only way!
The battle of guts!
Now, you are the strongest entertainer!
Prove that you are not scared of AKB!
Before that, let's go!
I know, I know!
It can't be helped.
Go! Go!
Son Mamoru!
You know...
I'm not scared of you at all!
You are serious!
Don't use your hands!
If you are going to do like that, show me your guts!
Show me your guts!
Show me! Show me!
Show me your guts!
Show me!
I haven't told you yet!
If you don't do it, I'll make you cry!
Oh, he's excited!
Don't you dare open your eyes!
Then, let's do the battle of guts!
The method of battle is...
This is the method of battle of guts!
Wait a minute!
In order to have a fair battle of guts, the members chosen are...
Like Sata, Matsui and Saki are not good with frogs.
From now on, Matsui will go first, then Sata will follow.
The frogs will be moved to this box in 60 seconds.
However, depending on the size of the box, the points will be different.
If you move the biggest frog in this box, you get 50 points.
You have one minute. The frog with the highest total points wins.
Will Sata be able to show his guts?
Why do you look at it like that, Yuko?
It's so cute!
It's so cute, I want to put it in my mouth.
It depends on the person, but...
It's so cute!
It looks like it's wet.
This is really...
Matsui will go first!
Ready, start!
Which frog will go first?
First is the small one!
It's the clawed frog!
The clawed frog has 1 point!
1 point!
Will it be 5 points?
It's 5 points now!
Time is passing!
Half of the time has passed!
0 points!
Will it end without points?
Time is running out!
10 seconds left!
10 seconds!
Time is running out!
50 points!
It's over!
50 points!
It's the last one!
It's over!
I don't remember!
You were so scared!
Why?
Why did you say it with such a small voice?
I thought I had no choice but to do it.
Besides,
I didn't want to lose to you, Sata-san!
Why did you lose to me?
That was amazing!
At the very last moment,
Matsui-san won 50 points!
Now, it's Sata's turn!
Can she win more than 50 points with her guts?
Well,
I've made up my mind.
I'm going to do it.
If you don't get more than 50 points, you lose.
It's Sata-san's challenge!
Ready, start!
Show us what you've got!
First up is the little one!
She's got one point!
One point!
Can she do it with one point?
She's got one point!
But Matsui-san...
She's got five points!
Is she going to make it?
She's made it! Five points!
She's made it!
Is she going to make it?
The red one has 15 points!
She's going to make it in time!
Tell me about the little one!
That's black!
She's got seven points!
Show us!
She's got 50 points!
One point!
There's no more time!
Time's up!
Which means...
Sata-san has seven points!
Which means...
This match is...
A.K.A.B.'s victory!
And...
Sata-san's total score is...
Three wins and one loss!
It's a tie!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Let me fight you one more time!
I lost, but let me fight you one more time!
I'm sorry!
You shouldn't have said it so lightly!
We fought so hard for this!
You don't agree with me, do you?
I'm sorry!
She's fast!
She's so immature!
I'm sorry, Yuuko!
She's fast!
She's immature!
Do you hate immature boys?
No, I don't hate them, but...
So, the match so far has been the best match for you?
The best match!
This is the last time! I'm going to cry! I'm going to cry for real!
What are you going to do, Tomachi?
It's the last time!
Even if you lose, you don't have to do anything for me, right?
It's fine.
Then it's fine.
Then it's fine, right?
She's fast!
And with that, I apologize to all of you viewers!
Next week, we'll have a complete victory!
Stay tuned, please!
Friends Museum...
It's an art museum that only collects words that will make listeners go bonkers.
Tonight's theme is...
Something you'd like to hear from a classmate who's never sat next to you before.
First, a pen name.
It's by Amina School.
Something you'd like to hear from a classmate who's never sat next to you before.
Hey!
You sat next to me and you're spilling blood?
That's against the rules!
Can you see me?
What do you mean?
Next, a pen name.
It's by Anna Kanji.
Something you'd like to hear from a classmate who's never sat next to you before.
Hey, do you know what I'm thinking right now?
Boo!
It's not "are you happy?"
It's "I'm super happy!"
This quiz is super annoying!
This time, I'm going to use...
This one!
I'm really embarrassed because it's something I like.
I'm going to split this one up.
Since it's a seal, I'm only going to use my hair.
Right?
I don't know if you'd call me a pretty girl or not, but...
Right?
Amazoness!
Get out of here!
I can't go to my wife.
This special version will be available on the show's homepage.
Please give it a try!
The election for the 32nd single "Senbatsu Sousenkyo" was held with candidates.
Finally...
248 candidates have come out.
From AKB48, 72 people, including the previous winner, Yuko Oshima, have participated.
From SKY48, 65 people have participated, including Matsui Dou, who is aiming for a comeback.
From NMB48, 63 people are aiming for the "Senbatsu Iri" of Kigan.
And can you get used to the typhoon?
39 people have participated from HKT48.
In addition, Takajo and Miyazawa have also participated from overseas.
Six people, including a handful of candidates, have participated from the graduating members.
The election will be held on June 8th.
The project "AKB48 - For Someone Else", which aims for the recovery of the Great East Japan Earthquake, will be broadcasted on various places on March 11th.
"AKB48 - For Someone Else", which aims for the recovery of the Great East Japan Earthquake, will be broadcasted on various places on March 11th.
[AKB48 - For Someone Else], which aims for the recovery of the Great East Japan Earthquake, will be broadcasted on various places on March 11th.
Certainly, the wind is blowing towards the future.
Even if I lose everything and go far away,
Certainly, I exist here.
Even now, I live by erasing the rubble blocking my way.
Even if the wind stops blowing,
There is a world where the wind has disappeared.
As if breathing at all times,
Even if today and tomorrow are painful days,
Shall we begin what we can do?
After this, let's take a look at next week's highlights!
You're the worst!
Next week, Tata vs. AKB, the final!
I'm Kyoko Tata, your host.
No way, a bride appears and the studio is on fire!
Don't you express your love?
I'm a man in his 90s.
You're the worst!
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