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AK Bingo!
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Today's navigators are me and Rena.
I'm Rina Izuta.
Please introduce yourselves.
One, two...
We are Rena and Zuna!
Yay!
Recently, I've been popular with Rena from Rena's Land.
Zuna and Rena and Zuna.
It's surprisingly good.
Tell me about your fun memories at school.
Do you have any, Rina Izuta?
When I was in elementary school,
there's something called group exercise, right?
I climbed the top of a three-story tower.
That's my proudest story so far.
I'm...
I don't have many friends.
I had about three friends...
Three?
About three.
We were a group of three.
The three of us...
In class...
We talked about love and stuff like that.
That was the most fun.
I see.
So, tonight's "AKB-ing" is...
This!
"Sata Kireru"!
AKB vs. Sata
Fifth match!
"AKB" and "Sata" are fighting with all their pride!
Just what happened?!
AKB vs. Sata
And now...
"AKB-ing"!
It was recorded on the camera the staff were holding!
What are you talking about?
You said it! You said it!
I said it! I said it!
Again?
Again!
What are you...
I'm going to say it!
How many times are you going to say it? Can you say it one more time?
You're underestimating me!
Who?
AKB!
You're underestimating me!
I don't know what kind of game it is, but if you lose and I win...
If you lose and I win...
Let's do it like this.
If you lose...
If I lose...
You can do anything.
I'll do a pose.
If you lose, you'll do a pose.
Before you lose, you have to say it.
If you say it, you'll do it for real.
Say it.
Say it again.
Say it to a man twice.
If I lose, you have to curl up your head.
And with that...
The man, Masaki Sata, has been a symbol of pride since he was a student.
He'll play against AKB for the fifth time!
It's a new work of art.
If you lose, you'll curl up your head.
Will he win?
Will he lose?
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30 centimeters...
AKB VS SATA, 5th Match!
Welcome back!
It's a bamboo seat, you know?
But you know, when you're drunk, you start talking.
No, you're right. I did say it.
Are we stupid to accept this and do this show?
We have to lose, don't we?
No, we can't lose!
We can't lose, but...
There's always a "what if"...
That's why you're licking me!
You've grown up from being a reckless LINE woman, haven't you?!
You remember me well.
I remember you all! I remember you all!
It's love!
You were scared of me at first, but now you're not scared of me at all!
It's love!
No, no, no!
You were scared of me at first, but now you're not scared of me at all!
You're just friends with me.
We're not friends!
He's just trying to lick me!
No, we're not!
He's especially licking you right now.
You know how much I respect you, SATA-san?
You're short-tempered and have beautiful hair...
You don't even respect me!
Isn't your brain corrupted?!
That's why I want to see you two act around!
There's a tyrant in there!
SATA's pride-in-hand fifth match is about to begin!
As promised, if SATA loses three or more matches...
...he will have his regent shaved off right here and now!
Is SATA's statement that he's being looked down upon by AKB really true?
The staff has checked all broadcasts over the past five years.
But there's one hypothesis that's not true...
...and that hypothesis is...
...that he's being looked down upon as an entertainer!
To find out what's really going on, Iriyama...
I often watch comedy shows...
...but I've never seen "Bad Boys"!
Nope.
She laughed.
Huh? First time seeing something like this?
First time seeing something like this?
Huh?
Let's go!
Why?! Why?!
It can't be helped! I've never seen it!
And there's more!
I'm surprised you're looking at me like that!
Huh? It's funny!
You're not looking at me at all!
Even if you think you're being looked down upon, there's nothing you can do about it!
So now, as an entertainer, laugh and make AKB say "gafun"!
The way to do it is...
...to show clearly the difference in your skills...
...by laughing!
So now, as an entertainer, show off your skills...
...and look down on AKB!
Laugh and make AKB say "gafun"?
Can we say no?
Then we'll be the winner.
Do you think I'm going to lose?
No, I'm just a little scared.
Hey! Hey! Let's split up in the center!
This time, we'll have a match with these three people who like to laugh even among the members!
It's going to be fun!
No matter what! No matter what!
What are you talking about when you're so confident?!
I'm not going to lose, you idiots!
Mr. Kiyoto, what's the point of this match?
Even if I say it now, I'm in charge of bad boys and I'm in charge of comments.
It's fine! You can say funny things and give me a punch, right?!
I know! I know!
When you talk a lot, you get really nervous.
I know! I know!
From now on, everyone will think of an answer according to the topic.
However, there is only one thing that is different from a normal match.
And that is...this!
Here it is!
This person is a canary.
And in front of them are 20 men and women in their 20s and 40s who like to laugh.
These people are guests who know nothing about this project.
Without knowing who came up with the idea, they will see the canary's answer and vote for the funniest one.
Of course, even if you are a professional, you will lose unless you win first place!
Of course you will win first place!
How about you, Iwatsu-san?
I often watch "Oogiri" on TV.
I thought of it at once, believing in my own sense.
I like laughing a lot, too.
If I get fourth place this time, I think I will be really depressed.
But I will do my best!
Are you guys okay?
I'm just saying it with the feeling of borrowing Sata- san's heart.
It's okay, it's okay!
I have a letter for you, Sata-san.
Hello, Sata-san.
I'm Yanaoka of "Kawasa Madera", who I always cut my hair.
Huh? Yanaoka-san?
I've been in charge of you for 10 years now.
I pray that you will win and come back to me as usual, even if it costs me my hair salon life.
Wait a minute, that's a lot of pressure!
How did you manage to eat all of Yanaoka-san's food?
"Oogiri" will not lose!
The topic is...
A letter from my mother at my desk.
I read it twice without thinking about it.
What did it say?
Please write only one answer in your memo and vote.
Oh, Kitahara-san has stopped.
It's really funny.
Oh, Raksos. As expected of comedy entertainers.
Oh, Kuramoto-san too.
I've done it.
Kuramoto-san is fast.
Yes, I'm confident in this.
I won't lose.
And the rest of Iwata and Kitahara also submitted their confidential works.
Kuramoto-san, what do you think?
When I thought of it, it was one of my favorite works, so I bet on it.
I hope one of us will win, so I believe in our members.
Of course you will win.
Oh, Sata-san, shut up!
The answers written by the four of them will be replayed on their computers and announced so that no one will know who they are.
And what about the votes received by the audience?
Surprisingly, only one of them will be the winning number.
Fifteen people!
Will Sata become number one and show off her pride as an entertainer?
Or will she write a red page?
Now, I will announce the results.
First of all, the third place.
Unintentionally looking at my mother's letter from the dining table,
What did it say?
With a lot of love from my mother,
Pork ginger roast set meal,
1,580 yen.
Now, who was it?
It can't be Sata-san all of a sudden, right?
Now, who was it?
It can't be Sata-san all of a sudden, right?
We asked you for your impressions.
Iwata-san's answer is...
So what?
Let's see the answer of the third place with one more person's vote.
Unintentionally reading a letter from my mother at the dining table.
"So what?" it said!
Welcome back. Warm up first before you eat, woman.
The one who wrote this is...
This one!
Kuramoto-san!
That's not what "big slicing" is about!
Everyone's opinion is...
It's not a problem.
It's not that bad!
Not at all!
Sata-san!
You're in first place!
I'm in first place!
That's right!
You're in first place!
Kitahara-san or Sata-san?
Now, there are only two answers left!
Let me announce the most popular answer!
Unintentionally reading a letter from my mother at the dining table.
"So what?" it said!
Actually, it was 'death'.
This one got 15 votes!
Now, who wrote this answer?
Professional entertainer Sata?
Idol Kitahara?
Now, it's the moment of fate!
Who wrote this answer?!
Here it is!
Kitahara-san!
You got 15 votes!
I'm so happy!
Everyone's opinion is simple and interesting.
The sentences are short and good.
By the way, the answer that Sata wrote is...
Sata, I think I got 3 seconds.
So, in the first round, AKB wins!
Even my partner is surprised and shocked.
Sata loses because of his pride as an entertainer.
Is Sata underestimated by AKB?
However, the staff who had that hope didn't think about how to make Sata look back.
So, if one hypothesis wins in the field that the members are good at, it will be able to make Sata look back.
Tap dance from Miyazawa Festival.
White, board, Kojima's fashion.
And, Oshima's first-class chandler.
The members have many special skills.
And, this time, Shirahanoya stood up...
...golf from Yamauchi Suzuran.
He's really good.
Wow, nice!
He's a girl, but he can reach 240 yards.
He's a professional, but he's not good at it.
If it's golf...
...Sata is also addicted to it as a hobby.
Sata has more time than AKB members.
But, his golf skills are improving rapidly.
This is good!
Sata, you're good at golf like Yamauchi Suzuran.
Win and show your pride as a man!
I'll do my best!
Thank you for the meeting, staff.
But, you know, men and women...
Does that mean you're not good?
Huh?
I'm not good, right?
What's your highest score?
87.
Wow, that's amazing!
What about you?
111.
Oh, I'm sorry.
This time, it's a game of putters!
Yamauchi and Sata will each hit a putter.
They will gradually increase their distance.
The one who hits first will lose.
Pressure putter competition!
Yamauchi will go first.
Please stand by.
I'm nervous! What should I do?
The first distance is 30 centimeters.
30 centimeters!
Now, Yamauchi Suzuran, who just hit it lightly...
Take it off!
Now, 30 centimeters! How far is it?
30 centimeters! Am I this nervous?
Here I go!
This is the most nervous 30 centimeters so far!
Just 30 centimeters!
But Yamashita's success puts a lot of pressure on Sata!
This puts a lot of pressure on high school Sata!
What is this nervousness?!
Is he already nervous at 30 centimeters?!
He's still not going for the ball!
That's my timing!
Can you put this much pressure?!
That's the first distance!
If you let it fly like that, you'll get in trouble!
It's a recording!
The first shot is 30 centimeters!
Now, 30 centimeters near the ball!
30 centimeters is the distance between two barricades!
Why are there barricades?!
That's rude!
That's more rude than standing in front of a barricade!
It's better than standing in front of a barricade!
Now, let's focus!
Yamashita is succeeding!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's still 30 centimeters!
He endured it!
He was under a lot of pressure!
But what was that away feeling when Sata put it in?!
It was an away feeling!
50 centimeters!
First, the first shot!
He's going to miss it!
He won't miss it!
He stood right next to the ball!
Is he going for it?!
50 centimeters!
He did it!
He's fast!
50 centimeters!
He did it!
He's fast!
Yamashita wants to sink into the Hazent Cup without hesitation!
He chases Sata again!
Will Sata be able to withstand this pressure?
Now, over here... Oh, my!
He's swimming in the grass!
No, it's all flat here.
That's not cool.
My hands... My hands are sweating like crazy!
The tension is building up.
This 50cm thing...
If you miss it, you lose.
You have to get it right here!
There it is!
All right, 50cm is cleared!
All right, all right!
Now, from here...
One meter!
Now, from here, it gets even more difficult.
One meter!
This distance is scary.
Now, that distance has increased dramatically and now it's one meter!
Yamauchi has been on the course since she was in 3rd grade in elementary school.
Wait a minute!
Now that it's one meter, Yamauchi is in a different state of panic than ever before!
Will she be all right?
The distance to the cup is one meter.
Yamauchi Suzuran, will you go for it?
She hit it!
She missed it!
She hit it!
She missed it!
She missed it by one meter!
This is...
Oh my, Yamauchi lost to the pressure!
She was hated by the cup and she failed!
This is...
This is a chance for Sata-san!
No, no!
Yamauchi, who is good at golf, missed it!
No, no!
She won!
This is a chance!
Oh, this is bad!
Yamauchi, who is leading, missed it!
Sata, will you be able to become a man if you decide now?!
This second round of golf competition...
The biggest chance has come!
Now, the moment of fate!
Will she go for it?
Oh!
Ms. Sata, according to the information we just received, it seems like the barricade has been charged!
We don't need that information!
No, we don't need that information!
Here we go!
Sata, the match will be decided in the second half of the show!
The acceptance of the fifth single elimination election, which was a success, has been announced on June 8th!
What kind of drama will be born this year?
Everyone, please pay attention!
A.K.A.B. has disappeared!
A.K.A.B. voice actress selection limited unit "No Name"'s second single will be released tomorrow!
I dedicate these tears to you
These tears that I offer you,
if only you would shine brighter.
From the silent sky that I have always watched over you,
now I will become rain.
I close my eyes and from the corner of my eye,
A hot thing flows down.
I climb up to that sky,
And I try to float up, but I'm bitten by ash.
These tears, I dedicate them to you.
If only you could shine brighter,
I've always watched over you.
From that silent sky,
Right now, I will become rain.
Ah, I dedicate myself to you.
What I can do is,
To heal your emptiness, even if it's just a little.
Now, I will become rain.
If they win, it's a win for SATA!
And so!
Last week, the members came up with a plan for a special edition of "Heaven".
The mission they were given is to get 3.1% of average viewership in the past 6 months.
The result is...
2.7%!
Therefore, the special edition "AKB Gourmet Sempatsu Yakiniku Compilation Election"
will be decided by harsh content!
The result will be announced on April 17th, 19 minutes past midnight!
Look forward to it!
Yamauchi failed the 1-meter putt.
SATA will win if they score this one!
Yes!
It's a tie!
SATA wins this match!
Yes!
Did you see that, idiot? I didn't think I would lose!
It's a tie, SATA!
Next time you go golfing, I'll be your caddy, so...
Yes!
Even if you're my caddy, please take me golfing next time, so I'll forgive you!
Even if you're my caddy...
SATA can...
SATA vs. AKB!
It's a one-win-one-lose match!
The next match will be decided by harsh content!
Will SATA protect his pride and double the number of members?
Or...
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