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Soon, AK-Bingo!
Tonight's navigator is me, Asuka Kuramotochi.
Also known as "Extermination Black Hair Girl Squad".
Tonight's AK-Bingo actually moved to New Year's Eve.
Today, we will talk about pro-wrestling.
You like pro-wrestling, don't you?
Yes, I sometimes go and watch it.
The fourth generation of Tiger Mask and my father know each other.
Can you introduce me?
Let's go and watch it together.
I'm so excited.
Kuramotochi is...
Kobashi Kenta.
I like Kobashi's spirit of challenge and his love for pro-wrestling.
Kobashi started Facebook recently.
He said he started Facebook in his talk show.
But I haven't done it yet.
Tonight, we will broadcast the plan members came up with.
H.K.T. members'...
Aiming for 3.1% viewer rating, the members go wild!
Go wild!
So, what did the members come up with?
Then, soon...
AK-Bingo!
From today, AK-Bingo will move to New Year's Eve.
Please continue to support us.
I wanted to meet you.
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Have you ever thought of a number you can get yourself?
No, I haven't thought about it.
So, last week's broadcast featured a general election.
In order to gain high ratings, the members themselves proposed various projects.
The missions given to the members exceed the average ratings of 3.1% over the past six months.
If they exceed...
The members will receive a wonderful special edition of "Heaven" that will grant them what they want!
However, if they do not exceed...
A terrible "Hell" penalty game special edition is waiting for you!
So, which project was chosen by the general election?
We are sleeping like this!
"AKB Hiyaki Fashion Show"!
I brought my pajamas that I barely managed to get.
I thought that this way, I could continue my private life.
First up is "Bringing in Team B's Captain Umeda"!
They aim for high ratings in their idols' private lives, but...
First up is these girls!
These 11 girls are a little particular about their cute pajamas.
Even their pajamas are girly.
So cute!
This is Captain Umeda's pajamas.
How do you like it?
I'm like, "Are we sleeping like this?"
Are we really sleeping like this?!
Now, it's time for an ultra-rare idol's pajamas check!
First up is H.K.T.'s "Cool Beauty" and 15-year-old Morias!
My sister was like this.
Actually, I got this from an amazing person.
Who?
Rino Sashihara!
Oops, I can't say "king".
I don't think you're an amazing person, Rino Sashihara.
You're amazing.
Next up is the so-called "Team B Natori" who is also called "Ojou-sama"
Are you serious?
Be honest!
You're the one who said it on TV!
You're being sarcastic!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Basically, I don't wear anything.
You don't?
I was born like that.
You're a nomad?
I only wear underwear.
Really?
When someone comes, I only wear this.
I'm not wearing a cummerbund.
But, what do you do when you take off your underwear?
What do you mean?
What?
You can't say that!
When you don't say "bellan"
Are you wearing Barbier pants?
That's right.
Really?
That's amazing!
Among these members,
Kuramochi's room is...
It's a box! It's a pajama!
It's "the" pajama.
It's "the" pajama in winter.
Kuramochi-san, I don't know if you can see it on TV, but it's really dirty in here.
I'm sorry, but the board is a little...
There are three colors, pink and light blue, and pink and light blue.
We rotate for three days.
I don't care about that!
I don't like it at all.
Furthermore, what about Shimada's room, which is a young man's variety stand?
This is the first time for me to wear a banana in Takahashi South Street.
It's a banana!
Furthermore, this is a banana and Fuji Street!
I know.
I know, it's a banana.
Do you keep it open in winter?
Yes, it's quite hot in winter, so it's like this.
Oh, it's a stream.
Can you stop exposing your skin?
Why is that?
Isn't it good?
You can use your number.
My number?
I don't have a number!
I told you to take your number.
I don't have it.
Even if you take it out...
Before the number goes down, ten people continue to appear!
In a room where it's easiest to spend time in,
not only are there idols...
Oh, that's nice!
Nice, nice, nice!
I got it. Something like this...
Then, let's check out their rooms!
HKT's mischievous daughter, Anaka's room is...
What is this?!
This balance... What is this?!
Isn't it good? It's unique.
Isn't it lame?!
But you're only sleeping! You're only sleeping, so...
No, no...
Your clothes are like this, too.
Your clothes are like this, too?!
They're originally like this.
They're originally like this?!
Have you ever walked around the city like this?
Eh?! Really?!
Next up, these four girls who don't seem like idols...
How do you like your life so far?
What is this for you two?
It's a symbol.
It's like you're starting bad sports at school.
Is this okay?
Yes.
It says "Fujita" on it.
How much do you wear "Fujita"?
The pants you're wearing now are the same as my dad's.
That's right!
In reality, girls don't wear things like this!
How about it?!
It's on TV!
You definitely watch that!
Hey! It's on TV!
You're just aiming for variety.
What is this?!
Eh?! Which one?!
Which one?!
Sachan wears clothes like this a lot, too.
Who?
Who wears clothes like this to their seniors?!
Why?!
Now, in order to remove the members' private time,
they're going to pick up an essential item by their pillows.
If you don't have this in your room, you won't be able to relax.
We brought it for you!
Thank you!
It's cute.
What about Matsuoka?
This is a pillow, but my dad gave it to me as a gift.
Oh, really?!
That's right!
If you don't use it, you won't be able to sleep?
I can't sleep.
You can't sleep?!
I just leave it there.
Oh, you just leave it there?
I just leave it there.
Your dad bought it for you, but you don't use it and just leave it there?
Use it!
Eh?! Use it!
Use it!
Now, Oshima!
Yes!
It's a blanket, but it smells like a house and a dog.
I haven't washed it in a year.
That's disgusting!
It really stinks, doesn't it?
It smells like a dog.
But it's pretty good.
Stop it! It really stinks!
Fujita!
Yes!
Fujita, what do you use as a pillow?
Pillows...
Eh, what's that?
It's dirty!
I've had it since I was in kindergarten.
Don't say it's really dirty!
I take it with me when I work or when I stay overnight.
Can you use it?
I can't use it, but...
Can you use it?
It smells like a dog.
It smells like a dog!
[Yamauchi's plan]
If you're going to sleep over, doesn't that mean you know all of the members' real habits?
Yes! This is what Yamauchi came up with for this project!
Just a little bit! The members' under-the-knees stories!
Yamauchi will reveal the members' backstories in bed and aim for a high viewing rate, but...
This is good information.
I think you can get a lot of points for this!
Who knows the members' under-the-knees stories?
Yes!
That's good!
Let's go to Shimada!
Can I say this?
What is it?
First of all, Shimada will reveal her secret of the same generation!
My name is Obamina...
I've been doing more and more gravure work, and it seems like I have a complex that I don't have my own under-the-knees.
In the bath... What do you call it? Cotton swab?
You know the one you put on soba or something like that?
I use that to make my under-the-knees with all my might.
You know, there's a woman called "beauty witch"
She said she made a great under-the-knees with it.
I thought I should call her.
You're trying, aren't you?
I'm trying!
Do you have any other secret stories?
Let's go with Amina.
Is it dangerous?
It's dangerous, isn't it?
It's dangerous, so it looks dangerous.
Sato and Amina will also expose their secret!
Asuka Kuramochi is very weak in the morning.
She won't wake up even if I do my special breakdance.
What's that?
Special breakdance?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?
Tell me!
I want to know!
Sato and Amina's special breakdance is...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Good morning, Amina-chan!
It's different from "beauty witch"!
No, you made me do it!
Let's go with Murashige.
Yes!
She's my senior.
She's very lively.
Including the broadcast, H.K. team Murashige will expose their senior's secret!
When I was acting in a drama, I was scared in a hotel alone, so I went to Suzuran-san's room.
Then, Suzuran-san took a bath and came out in front of me naked.
At that time, I wasn't used to it at all, so I had a hard time reacting.
Is that it?! Is that it?!
Is that it?!
Tell me more!
Is that it?!
Tell me more!
Is that it?!
Say it! Say it!
Say it!
Then...
I had a small chest.
I look like I have a chest, but I don't have one at all.
You couldn't say it at the time, right?
I couldn't say it. I wasn't used to it at all.
Even if you're used to it, you shouldn't say it.
Okay, let's move on.
Okay, let's move on to Oya.
I'm not angry, you know, like that.
Eh?
How old is Oya to hesitate?
Before today's recording...
Um, Sato Sumire-chan...
Um, her finger hair is really growing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Um, I was worried about whether or not to shave it.
Wow, she said it!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's thin and fluffy, so...
Cute!
Why would I shave it?!
That's why I was worried about whether or not to shave it.
While I was thinking about what to do, I saw it and checked it.
Is it growing?
It's growing!
In the end, I didn't do anything. It's natural now.
Why?! I told you not to shave it! My image is going to collapse!
Wow!
Okay, anyone else?
Yes.
Okay, let's move on to Moriasu.
Yes.
Why didn't you say it?
The cool 15-year-old H.K.T. Moriasu knows the secret of...
Before more than half of the H.K.T. members...
go to sleep...
I was able to use it!
That's a bit too much!
Here's the second bomb!
She's going to attack that HKT member!
I'm Murashige...
Recently...
Tanaka Natsumi-chan?
Natsumi-chan came out...
To be honest, it seems like she's in a hurry.
HKT's variety half-battle is going to explode!
How is it?
Recently, even on the internet, people are saying that I'm the third one who hasn't met Murashige.
Even though AK Bingo wasn't there all the time, I went there today and I'm really excited!
Even though Murashige isn't funny, you're wearing AK Bingo, aren't you?
You don't know that, do you?
It's a good feeling, it's a good feeling!
How is it?
Wait, it's not cute!
No, no, don't say it, don't say it!
It's cute, but it's not funny, so in terms of variety, I'm winning!
I can't say it anymore!
Since Murashige is really depressed, Murashige's plan has been adopted!
Let's prank the members!
It's the worst.
When I said I was going to prank the members, it wasn't a prank anymore.
It was like this.
That's right!
Since the members found out how to prank them, they decided to prank Murashige!
Their plan is...
If Murashige's surroundings suddenly turn into zombies, it's a big prank!
Murashige moves to the center of the stage to show off his one-shot joke at the end of the show!
However!
At the next moment, the studio lights go out and it's pitch black!
In fact, while this is happening, the other members wear zombie masks and stand by!
When the lights go back on again, everyone around Murashige turns into zombies!
What will happen to Murashige?!
Now, let's start the prank!
Since it's pitch black, it's hard to hear the sound of zombies.
To plan a lie, they'll take Murashige to a separate room.
In the meantime...
Now, I'd like to prank Murashige, who said she wanted to do a prank.
That's right.
There's a horror mask.
At this point, everyone will take scones and go back to your rooms.
Murashige will dance.
At that time, Murashige is practicing a gag to plan a lie.
That's funny.
Melon bread.
And?
Eight packets.
Nice.
Murashige is happy with the gag.
But soon, the time of fear...
Murashige goes back to the studio to do a gag ten times in a row.
There's a sense of useless tension on her face.
And the ending of the lie begins!
Is the reward for the members a special edition of heaven?
Or will it be a humiliating special edition of hell?
I'd like to take this.
While the recording of the lie is progressing...
I'd like to show you a gag for the last time.
Let's do it!
Murashige said she wanted to do a gag for the last time.
At last, the time has come!
Then, turn it upside down.
Okay, then.
Murashige's gag ten times in a row.
Please!
At this point, the studio suddenly shuts down.
If Murashige's surroundings suddenly turn into zombies,
the plan to cut them off is...
Cut them off!
Cut them off! Cut them off!
Look at this!
This is more interesting than a one-shot gag!
Murashige's wonderful bibiripuri!
What's up, Murashige?
Where are you?
Where's the one-shot gag?
Do it! Do it! Do it!
One, two...
Mentaiko!
You're going to do it?
Murashige doesn't think twice and...
Voice actor selection unit "no name"!
Their second single "kono namida wo kimi ni sasagi" is finally releasing next week!
Look forward to it!
On June 8th, at Nissan Stadium,
the AKB48 Super Festival will be held!
The first part will feature AKB's entire group performing!
And the second part will feature the 5th AKB48 Voice Actors Union Opening Event!
Also, on May 22nd, their 31st single will be released!
Look forward to it!
Also!
Minami Takahashi's solo debut single will finally be released tomorrow!
Let's hear what he has to say!
Everyone watching "AKBingo"!
I'm Minami Takahashi!
My solo single will finally be released!
It's a cool song!
Make sure you listen to it!
Tonight's studio live will feature the song "Tenohira ga Kataru Koto" by the Great East Japan Earthquake Recovery Support Song.
Please listen to it!
Holding things with your palms is stupid (cut your fingers)
(Still, I reach out my palm over and over again) Please give me your degree)
As I gently scrape up the sand of tomorrow (Still, I hold out my palm over and over again)
A dream is always something you start by yourself
I want to do it now, so much so that I forget about the past
I just have to do what I want to do now
Even if it's a small palm
If you keep trying and saving for the rest of your life
You can build a mountain someday
(I'm all alone)
(Even if it's just a slight response)
(If there are many palms)
(I'm sure the mountain will be built)
(The palm of the eye wins)
This man and this woman got married in vain!
Here's a spoiler for you in vain!
We all pranked you because we wanted to prank you.
No! I wanted to prank you!
What is this?
No! This is the worst!
I was so happy!
I don't think there's anyone who laughs at such a sad incident.
Hey, Takatani?
Go home.
Will tonight's program exceed 3.1%?
We'll announce it next week!
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