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- Soon... - "AK Bingo"!
- I'm your navigator, Umeda Eka. - Oh my, how quiet!
- Yes. - It's sudden, but I have an important announcement for you all.
"AK Bingo" airs from next week and changes to Tuesday night at 24:59!
- That's right! - Yes.
- Do you have any letters for moving, Shi - chan?
- When I first came to Tokyo, we didn't have a house yet. - Yeah.
- We all lived in a small group of a few people in one house. - Yeah, just the four of us.
- And when we decided on our own house and moved out of it... - Yeah.
- We thought it would be a waste of money to hire a moving company... - Yeah.
- So my mother, me, Rie Kitahara and her mother... - Yeah.
- The four of us each had about two boxes of cardboard... - Yeah.
- And went around the Yamanote Line about five times... - Yeah.
- To complete our moving. - Isn't that crazy?!
- I was from the countryside, so I didn't realize how embarrassing it was... - Yeah.
- Now that I think about it, it's really embarrassing... - It's embarrassing, isn't it?!
Tonight's A.K.A. Bingo will be held at an emergency planning meeting!
"I'm Sekiko!" When you say it, it's "Kunki"!
The members will present the plans they really want to do!
- Human faces will be decided! - I'm sorry for being cute from the beginning!
I won't hit you. You won't hit me, Hikari.
Which plans will be adopted?!
Watch A.K.A. Bingo even when it's off-air!
- See you soon! - A.K.A. Bingo!
It all started with this one word...
Today I have a report for you all.
It's scary.
AK Bingo will be moving from April Tuesday night.
It's a day earlier than usual.
That's right! AK Bingo, which was broadcasted on Wednesday night until now, will move from next week to Tuesday!
So!
For the first broadcast after moving, we thought of ways for you all to get numbers yourself.
I've never thought of that!
That's right! Next week, we'll challenge our members' plans!
If we get more than the average viewership rate for the next six months...
We'll give you a wonderful special edition that you can do whatever you want!
Will you do it?
With that said, the members will hold a planning meeting!
Oh, and I forgot to say it, but if we don't get more than that...
That special edition will be a punishment game special edition.
See, I told you!
Is it heaven or hell?!
The planning meeting to decide fate begins now!
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes!
I wanted to meet you!
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This is what happens on the island!
What are you going to do with the first shot?! Program planning election!
Now, everyone!
Yes!
From next week, this AKB is going to move to Tuesday!
This time, the program that will be broadcast on the first shot...
...will be planned and held by the members themselves!
Wow!
If the average viewer rating of "Migoto Heart" is exceeded...
...a special reward is waiting for you!
Wow!
So, everyone, please think about it seriously!
There is a special reward for you!
The one who will evaluate the program of the members is...
...the director of "Bi Chao Ko To U" with 8 years of experience!
If you think of me as an A.L.I.D. member...
...some of you may think of me as an L.T.O.M.O.S. E.R.
Today, I'm really going to say that I'm the director.
I'm going to say "tot"!
Now, let's start the program planning meeting!
Wow!
This is a good introduction!
Now, let's start with Matsui!
Oh!
What is it?
Ta-dah! Matsui's first introduction plan!
Oh!
JANAIHO AKB!
What?
What's wrong?
Well, there are a lot of people in AKB48, right?
Yes.
After all, if there are so many people...
...there are a lot of members with the same name!
Yes!
For example, if it's Matsui...
Matsui & Jurina!
Oh!
Yes! And Matsui & Rena!
Oh!
These two are still in the top two of the SKE...
...and they are called "double Matsui"!
That's right!
If that's the case...
...what will happen to Matsui's position, which is neither Rena's nor Jurina's?
It's painful!
That's true!
But...
...is there anyone else besides Matsui?
I've been thinking about it...
...so I'll say it!
Well, there's no one else...
...right now, in the center.
Yūko Ōshima-chan!
No, it's Ryoka Ōshima-chan!
It's not Ōshima, right?
That's right!
There's also...
...the general director of AKB, Minami Takahashi!
No, it's Juri Takahashi-chan!
And now, a model and actress...
...who's very active, Haruna Kojima-chan!
No, it's Natsuki Kojima-chan!
Natsuki-chan's "it's not Kojima" face is amazing!
It's not Kojima-chan's face!
There's also someone else besides Sumioji...
...who has the same name!
Rock-paper-scissors for first place!
Haruka Shimazaki-chan's "it's not"...
...is Haruka Shimada-chan!
There's too many "it's not"s!
No matter how I looked for it...
...this was the only one I could find!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
First place goes to...
...Asuka Kuramoto-chan of "it's not"...
...who also has "it's not"s!
That's a totally different story!
What I want to talk about is...
...what "it's not"s are like!
As a result...
...we want to think about...
...how we'll live as "it's not"s in the future!
Is there something painful about "it's not"s?
There's a lot of painful things!
For example, events...
It's hot in the AKB hotel!
It's like that!
It's Sakiko-san!
When you say that...
...the atmosphere!
But isn't this good?
It's true that...
"Tanma Goten"...
...or "Shabekuri Seven"...
...these kind of talk programs...
...take up a lot of space!
But!
It's the first time!
The first time we moved!
"It's not"s are like...
...people who look down on TV!
That's harsh!
In the end...
...we said we'd do something new!
When will you do it?
Right now!
I'll be presenting...
...this!
A mouth-to-mouth battle!
Looking at AKB's dressing rooms and such,
we're really close, aren't we?
So, if members of the same gender fight,
I wonder what will happen.
That's why I'm presenting this project.
Aren't you curious about it?
You've never seen it before, right?
Well, it's true that we've never seen girls fighting before.
We say things we don't usually say,
or things we don't usually say,
and then we compete against each other.
That's all there is to it.
Your imagination is really good.
If, you know,
we don't win by a mouth-to-mouth battle,
we'll win by a serious battle!
I think we'll get a good number.
With this.
So, are you actually going to do it?
Well...
I heard you're good friends with the same gender.
Aoba-san and Aoba-san.
Please.
So, the two brave girls will do a simulation!
Shimazaka will go first.
Ready...
Start!
Lately, I've been doing a lot of gravure.
Don't get carried away!
You won't get more fans like that!
So, Koukou, will you go first, Aoba?
Don't try to steal my fans with your fraudulent eyes!
So, are you going to do it or not?
Let's go!
You go first, Shima!
I'm sorry for being cute from the start.
I'm getting angry!
You're good!
I'm getting angry!
So, will Aoba go first?
So, Koukou, Aoba, go ahead!
You're still out of the game, aren't you?!
That's as far as you go!
I'm scared!
This is getting bad!
But it was a little funny, so these two will do it one more time!
Okay, let's do it!
Mouth-to-mouth battle, first up is Morias! Start!
Hey!
You're also Hiro-san, but don't call me "Hiro- san"!
That's cute!
Okay, next up is Koukou and Tanaka!
Start!
You're on TV, but you're not talking at all!
Time's up!
Let's take a break and finish up!
Thank you!
Umeda, what did you think?
I think it's hard to take care of your mind afterwards,
so I don't think it's a good idea.
Can we ask Amina first?
Me?
I think it's possible for new people like us to become like tournament players and find new characters like Myao and Kyouken.
You're getting on my nerves!
Umeda, is it okay for you to go first?
Yes, this is what I would like you to present.
Ta-dah! Hand-raised fashion show!
First of all, I would like to ask you, do you know what is the most popular project of AKB?
Well, there are various things.
This is the project that fans were happy about.
Private fashion show, AKB profiling, honesty, fairness.
I found one thing in common with this.
Here, private!
You can have a private peek.
The fans will be happy, which means you will definitely get results, which means you will definitely get numbers.
That's good, Fumie-chan!
That's great!
But what fans want to see is not private, but a real hand-raised fashion show.
So you don't want to look fashionable on TV?
I think you can have a private peek.
Here's the next one.
You can't sleep without this.
Macramore and item collection.
For example, me.
I don't wear a scarf.
My mom always tells me not to cool my throat when I sleep.
So I always wear a scarf when I sleep.
What do you think about this?
So you can have a private peek.
Which means you will definitely get results, which means you will definitely get numbers.
How about you, Amina?
I think it's a little embarrassing to bring your own pajamas.
It's embarrassing to be seen like this?
But I think it's cute if everyone brings their own pajamas and comes out with embarrassment.
I think it's cute if everyone brings their own pajamas and comes out with embarrassment.
It's definitely cute.
Here's what I'd like you to present.
Ta-dah! Negative calligraphy.
As you know, I'm pretty negative.
It's my own project, negative calligraphy.
Here's the theme.
Ta-dah! Content.
How much negative sentences can you write with calligraphy?
You think it's painful, don't you?
Let me start with my negative thoughts.
Positive people go to bed at 11 a.m.
That's not true!
Does that mean everyone who reads AK Bingo is negative?
That's not true!
I'd like you to sympathize with me.
Here's the theme.
Ta-dah! "Even though you're an idol."
Here's what I wrote.
Ta-dah! "Even though you're an idol."
Even though you're an idol.
There are too many posts about 'oh my god' and 'shock' on your tweet.
"Oh my god, be quiet' is the worst. There are too many posts about it.
So it doesn't have to be just what you've experienced?
It can be either of them.
I see. So you want me to be negative.
Yes, and here's what I'd like you to present.
Ta-dah! Negative rhetoric.
Negative rhetoric?
Yes! For example...
Sky!
Sky has a positive image, doesn't it?
It's like, "The sky is connected."
Sky has a positive image, and negative rhetoric...
What do you think about it?
It's a topic...
What do you think about it, Minin and Ooya?
I've been thinking about it.
She's a pretty woman.
She's a happy guy who flew.
That's what I think about rhetoric.
You're the only one who hasn't been around the world.
Okay, let's try it.
Negative rhetoric...
What kind of negative rhetoric is it?
Let's try it, Sato Sumi.
The topic is 'sky', right?
Yes.
Negative rhetoric 'sky', please.
It doesn't hit me. Light doesn't hit me.
That's too sad!
The sadder it is, the more fun it is.
Then, it's not.
When I realize it, my body goes to the bank on its own.
This is fun!
Pichao is down!
This project is a guest work and Seto Uchi is in charge of it.
Before we start, I want you to watch my one-shot movie.
Is it okay?
Then...
Here we go!
Mentaiko!
Tarako!
Yakkarete!
Yaki mentaiko!
Yaki me!
And...
Mentaiko!
Tanaka!
Go home!
You're weak!
Then, please present it!
Let's prank members!
This time, members will prank members.
Uno-chan, you said it.
It's the worst.
When I said I would prank members, it's not a prank anymore.
That's right!
What about the TV?
I'm licking it.
Here it is!
Ta-da!
Secret guest work talk!
AKB members often have a guest work together.
When we have a guest work together, we know each other's secret.
So...
Ta-da!
It's a little secret!
Members' secrets!
Because we're members, we know each other's secrets.
As we always do, we'll hide in bed and tell each other's secrets.
We'll talk about everything from cute topics to crazy topics.
What do you think of this, D?
This show is within 5 meters of our daily lives.
The word "stay" is very common.
Yamauchi-san's 85 points for this show.
That's a lot.
Yamauchi-san's 85 points for this show.
This is what I'm going to show you today.
Know your limits!
I thought about what you need to get a heaven special edition.
You need guts.
Guts have an akb position.
Doesn't your spirit of challenge resemble someone?
Who?
That's right.
Koba Shikenta-san's mad life.
That's why I'm going to show you my spirit of challenge.
I thought about what you need to get a heaven special edition.
How fast can you run?
What's that? You're going to do it with a rocker?
No, we'll do it in this studio.
In the studio?!
Here it is.
You can change your running speed with a sports gym's running machine.
Don't you want to know how fast you can run?
I do!
No one wants to know!
It speeds up.
When you reach your limit, you'll be like this!
I want to see it!
Next, I want to know Shimada's limit.
How many minutes can Shimada endure?
I want to see it!
By the way, Ueshima of Dachou Club endures 20 seconds.
And Degawa actually endures 1 minute and 18 seconds.
It's a great record, but...
No, we, Shimada, will endure it.
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't you want to see the total?
I want to see it!
And next, I want to know Shimada's plan.
How many red breads can you stack?
What do you mean?
Speaking of red breads, you all know it, don't you?
You know it, don't you? Wakatabe-chan, do you know it?
That's right! It's Giant Baba-san!
I don't know the answer! I don't know the answer!
Shimada, how many red breads can you stack?
I don't know about that! It's not that special!
Shut up!
This time, it's special!
I've prepared red breads!
That's dangerous!
So, let's start the simulation!
This time, I've prepared 20 breads, but...
When I said 15, it exceeded my limits.
When you said 16...
When I said it, it exceeded Shimada's limits.
Now, Shimada...
You're aiming for it!
You're aiming for it, Shimada!
I want to hear everyone's expectations, but...
My heart just won't go with it!
Let's start!
Red breads' limits...
Start!
You can do it!
Two breads!
She can do it!
Three breads!
Shimada, can you do it?
I can do it!
She can do it!
How many breads did Shimada eat?
Can she eat more red breads?
Not yet!
Six breads!
She ate six breads!
Six breads!
She ate six breads!
How many breads did you eat?
Can you do it?
I can do it!
After that, Shimada ate more breads and more breads...
Finally, Kuromochi reached the limit of fifteen breads!
Kuromochi, this is it!
This is the limit!
This is the limit of fifteen breads!
This is amazing!
This is the limit!
How many breads did you eat?
How many does Shimada eat?
There's only five left!
The record continues to grow!
The last one!
And finally...
You can do it!
Shimada!
Kuramoto, what do you think of this?
It's wonderful!
Shimada, it's really wonderful!
Ami, what do you think of this?
It's really interesting and...
The more confident you are in how you present it,
the better the result will be.
I can smell the numbers.
How about you, UNO-D?
The way you present it is wonderful.
I can smell the numbers.
You're bluffing!
What?
Tanaka, you're bluffing!
I'm not bluffing!
After this, a solo debut song like "Takahashi" will be released!
♪ Will you kiss me with your eyes wide open? ♪
♪ Why do you exist that I don't know about? ♪
♪ Will you kiss me with your eyes wide open? ♪
Takahashi Minami's debut single "Jane Doe" will be released in April.
AKB48 song "Tenohira ga Kataru Koto" will be released for free on AKB's official website.
Thank you for watching and please don't forget to like and subscribe!
Finally next week, 48 group's general director Minami Takahashi will make her dream solo debut!
Tonight we will show you her new music video!
And then we passionately sought each other
Was the love of that day an illusion?
In the glass window that covers the night
You're the only one reflected
Who else?
Are you going to kiss me with your eyes wide open?
Why do you exist that I don't know of?
What are you looking at with your eyes wide open?
As you hug me, I have one dream
My beloved Gentleman
Are you going to kiss me with your eyes wide open?
Why do you exist that I don't know of?
What are you looking at with your eyes wide open?
As you hug me, I have one dream of love
My beloved Gentleman
Self-promotion notice!
Serious pajamas are a little too revealing!
Next Tuesday's broadcast of "AKBingo" is...
Girls don't wear stuff like this!
Um, Satou Sumire-chan...
The studio is on fire with a super intense battle!
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