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AKB48's 30th single "SO LONG" is on sale now!
We have a special project for you from last week!
Tonight, along with AKB's hit song, we'll show you AKB's famous scenes!
Let's start with this song!
You run (You run)
On the sand (On the sand)
You run (You run)
On the sand (On the sand)
Your story begins (Your story begins)
Cut!
At this time, one member's character is changed!
That member is...
Aki Takajo!
She is originally...
Aki Takajo is really natural.
When we were together at the academy, she suddenly started imitating insects.
What?
Insects!
Do it like this.
Yes! A natural character!
But!
What was she good at in elementary school?
Ah, it doesn't make much sense.
That's right.
Takajo, what do you think of her?
Detective...
That woman is shit.
Shit!
And!
I didn't hit you!
You hit me!
Takajo says she didn't hit you, but...
What's going on?
You...
Sato-san, you're so nice that you're giving me a chance like this...
You hit me!
Takajo, you're saying too much!
He...
He's tough, isn't he?
No, he's never been tough!
The opposite of Kire-kera has changed!
By the way, speaking of Kire-kera's origin, here it is!
Good evening.
I'm Shinoda Maristel.
Hey, dance! Look!
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
Next is AKB's representative cast, who is still in the top of the karaoke rankings!
One, two, three, four!
And...
With this 18th single "BEGINNER",
they achieved their first million seller!
The past is gone, but memories and the future are reborn, I'm the winner
Like this, AKB48 became known as "national idol" with their fame and wealth.
However!
At the time, the project that drove them into fear was...
Girls Fighting for Idol Life
A reckless dodgeball!
This corner is going to be extremely reckless for the members who are out!
Not only for the members who are out, but also for other members, this is one of their highlights!
First up is...
Please!
No, no, no!
Wait, this clock!
The balloon-hating girl who was near the window...
Passed out before the match!
Open!
Furthermore, Kasai, who announced his graduation the other day, challenged...
A hot pot with a lot of habanero!
Sorry!
You hit it, right? With the dodgeball.
Yeah.
If you didn't hit it, you don't have to drink it, right?
Yeah.
If you're going to die, don't drop the soup little by little!
It's decreasing!
Shut up! Shut up!
I'm not dropping it!
How is it?
What? What? What?
Where did the habanero come from?
Then...
This is bad! Try eating it!
I love habanero!
Thank you!
For some reason, she ended up eating it!
Matsui Rena loves spicy food!
But!
And this too!
Inaba has been wearing socks for 3 days straight!
Oh no! My nose is burning!
It's like silk!
By the way, Inaba-kun! Who pushed you?
Kasai-san!
Oh! Kasai pushed you!
Inaba-kun!
Do you look like that to someone who pushed you?!
Bread is important!
Bread is important, right?!
What is bread?!
It's God!
Bread is God, right?!
It's God's socks!
That's right!
Inaba-kun, by the way...
It's God's socks!
Kasai-san...
It's amazing that Kasai-san wrote this for you!
I'm happy!
It has nothing to do with you!
Hey! It has nothing to do with you!
Who pushed you?! Are you kidding me?!
That's right! What about bread?!
It's God's!
Yes! It's God's socks!
And so...
She sucked it!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
It stinks!
It's time!
From this incident, 8 months later...
A mess arose!
And this is the mess that arose!
What?!
Inaba food!
For many years of self-sufficiency life, the members will eat a delicious menu that they have created on their own!
The first reaction to this is...
Inaba food that even Watanabe hates! The first work is...
What is this?!
Oh, that's pudding rice.
While they're eating their sandwiches...
I can't do this anymore.
...Kasai smiles with ease in Inaba!
However!
I'd like Oshimen to eat this, too.
Can we?
Who was Oshimen again?
Kasai-san.
Oh, it's Kasai!
Kasai!
And with that...
He's here! He's here! He's close! He's close!
He's close! He's close!
I'd like to watch over you.
However, just the fact that it's Inaba Oshimen makes Kasai happy!
It's good, isn't it?
How is it, Kasai?
It's good.
There it is! There's also a bad taste here!
The second work is...
Here it is!
Wow!
What is this, Inaba-senpai?!
Melon miso soup!
Will a miracle happen this time as well?!
How is it?
It's similar to the one at the station.
Are you okay? I said "how is it?"
Is it okay?
I don't know. I can't judge well by my own judgment alone.
Oh, really? Then Inaba-kun, why don't you let your favorite person eat it?
Yes, let's have that person eat it.
After all, who was your favorite person?
Kasai-san.
Oh, Kasai!
Kasai!
Once again, Inaba-kun is watching closely!
It's good.
Don't let it out.
How is it?
Look at it, Inaba-san.
How is it?
It's really bad.
You have a bad mouth!
And with the third work, finally...
Out!
Finally!
Finally, right?!
What will Inaba-kun eat?!
Here it is!
What is this?!
Inaba-chan, what is this?!
Watermelon curry.
Watermelon curry?!
What?!
I usually say that different things are delicious, but...
Is that so?
I'll eat it.
How is it, Kasai?
No way!
Huh?! Kasai!
Huh?!
How is it, Kasai?!
Huh?!
No way!
You can do it if you try.
Do it properly.
(Laughter)
(Music)
At the time, in the show, the members were like this...
Excuse me.
Kojima! Kojima! Don't sleep, Kojima!
At the time, the members transformed into special members into the little girls who were popular.
However...
What's going on?
What did you do?
You look like you're in trouble.
What did you do to save them?
I'm tired.
(Laughter)
In such a big gesture game...
Synchronized swimming?
Swimming! Swimming! Swimming!
Swimming! Swimming!
(Laughter)
Touch! Touch!
No, no.
Synchronized swimming?
That's it.
(Laughter)
Wait! Wait!
Look at me! Look at me!
Wait! Synchronized swimming?
Look at me!
(Laughter)
Akimoto couldn't answer at all.
No, it's not like that!
Itano-san, you mistook skydiving for scuba diving, didn't you?
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
♪ My heart is beating and I can feel it ♪
♪ Because I love you, love you, yeah ♪
At this time, that group was the show's jack!
Enem... Bingo!
Yeah!
Well, this week has begun, too! Enem Bingo!
Everyone, let's get excited!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah! You guys are awesome!
Good morning!
You guys are so energetic!
As expected of Kanae-san!
How is it? Is AKB full of people?
It's strange!
You guys haven't said hello in a while!
Good morning!
You don't usually do that!
Now, Enem Bingo will show us their best impersonations!
What are you doing?
This is Anago-san's impersonation of Suzaya-san.
Fuguta-kun, would you like to go for a drink with me?
Thank you very much!
It's not good!
I've never heard of it!
Fuguta-kun, would you like to go for a drink with me?
NNB Makeshita!
The two of you will impersonate a dog and a cat fighting.
And...
Even with AKB and SKE, the tension is high!
Come out!
Die!
With the pride of the group, the battle heats up!
One of the most impressive was...
The small-faced queen battle between the two groups!
But...
Not only is she small-faced...
But her headbutt is really strong!
For some reason, in the headbutt battle...
One, two...
What in the world is this?!
Fuguta-san!
It hurts!
And so...
What is it?
Um...
To continue...
Our Rena-san's headbutt is really strong, too!
Rena-san!
It looks weak, but it's really strong!
For real?!
You're good!
You're the worst!
And so...
Matsui Rena will receive Ichikawa's strong headbutt!
Fuguta!
I thought you were Tetsuwa, but it's Recha.
Is it a joke?
This is Shino, who decorated the center for the first time at Uekara Mariko!
In addition to being an air ocarina, she also secretly showed off her embarrassing special skill!
I can do a lot of things in front of insects.
I'll do it in front of you.
What kind of insect is it?
It's a beetle.
I'll do it in front of you.
Why are you so confident in your team?
In addition!
When Higedanshaku is a guest...
Isn't it going to catch fire?
It caught fire!
- Let's continue! - Yes, sir!
Shino goes to the fire extinguisher and goes to the kitchen. But...
Huh? Fire extinguisher?
Huh? Isn't this a fire extinguisher? Huh?
Fire extinguisher!
In addition to that, the members who showed off the comedian's jokes are...
- Go ahead! - Go ahead!
- In the middle of it... - Hurry up!
- How was it? - It felt good. - It felt good?
In order to raise the members' tattoo wedding ceremony, Kitahara...
Has been exposed for copying jokes about their parents and non-style.
And...
- We have a surprise guest. - Who is it? - Go ahead!
- Go ahead!
Non-style Kitahara!
And so, Kitahara has been exposed for copying jokes about his parents!
- Go ahead! - Go ahead!
- Here you go, Akira. - Thank you!
- I'm so happy! - Kids are so cute!
This is bad...
- Go ahead! - Go ahead!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
You're better than I expected!
Their 30th single, "So Long" has been released, and AKB48...
Has entered their 6th year!
Please continue to support them!
After this, the latest music video of "Remember Me" will be released!
Phrase Museum
It is an art museum that collects only words that make those who listen confused.
Well, tonight's theme is...
A word I want my junior female manager to say at the end of club activity.
First of all, the pen name "Dogenka Sentokun's work".
"A word I want my junior female manager Miyazaki Mio
to say at the end of club activity."
Oh, you're retiring now, too!
Should I quit, too?
Don't quit! You're the ace of the sumo club!
Next, the pen name "Akihabara's Sue's work".
"A word I want my junior female manager Sato Sumire
to say at the end of club activity."
"A word I want my junior female manager Miyazaki Mio
to say at the end of club activity."
You know, senpai...
Yesterday, my mom who came to watch the game said you were handsome!
I was a little happy!
Oh, mom! I thought you were my dad!
Oh, really?
Mother.
This time, I will choose...
This one!
Yes!
This one!
It's indirect, you know?
My mom said that?
My mom said that.
It makes me wonder what I'm like.
Do you have a lot of money?
Yes, I do.
I want you to work hard.
Oh, it's cold!
I want you to work hard.
It suits you!
It stinks!
Tehepero!
This special version video is currently streaming on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy it.
NMB48's first album "Tehpento Tande" is finally on sale today!
Tonight, we'll show you the music video for "Tehpento Tande" from December 31st!
Please look forward to it!
On New Year's Eve, I was alone in a small room.
That friend of mine was busy with work.
While eating the oden I bought at the convenience store, I was looking at amber.
A lot of people came to see me.
I'm wondering why I'm here.
All of a sudden, tears well up and my cheeks feel that warmth.
Even now, I don't know why I cried so much.
All of a sudden, tears well up and my cheeks feel that warmth.
Even now, I don't know why I cried so much.
Even now, I don't know.
The next new project will start next week!
Next week, a new rhythm game will start!
M-m...
M-mada... Madagascar, I don't know...
Zeston is still editing!
Please look forward to it!
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