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Soon, AKB Bingo!
Tonight's navigators are me, Asuka Kuramotochi, and me, Rie Kitahara.
We are called...
Mocchama!
Who is your favorite member of AKB?
There are so many members I like, so I'm often called "DD" or "anyone I like".
But even before I joined AKB, I liked Mariko Tsunoda.
She said it!
Even now, only Mariko Tsunoda is not my favorite member of AKB48.
Mariko Tsunoda is quite old.
She's quite old.
Who is your favorite member of AKB?
For me, it's Haruna Kojima.
I hear that a lot.
I love her ears.
I'd like to carry her ears.
I'd like to have her ears as a strap.
That's a little scary.
That's a little scary, isn't it?
Let's be cheerful.
Tonight...
In a friendship...
I've never seen you before, but you're saying it!
There's a crack!
Does the bed smell strange?
What?!
The two best friends have a buffer match!
There's a part where I'm holding back because I'm being called "dumb".
And...
AKB vs. HKT's Next Generation Variety Queen Match!
We'll show you the unreleased scenes!
And now...
Soon...
AK! Tengou!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors!
Wait a minute.
"Honest Truth Game"!
It's a game where you ask each other tricky questions and,
by using high-performance lie-detectors, you reveal each other's lies!
It's a psychological horror game!
Hello, I'm your host, Satoma Saki!
And here are our two special commentators!
First up is our special commentator for "AK! Tengou!"
Yuriko Oshima!
Yuriko, it's been a while since you've been our commentator, right?
I'm really looking forward to it!
And now, we have our third guest,
"Honest Truth Game" host Kiyotsu!
Hello, Satoma-san!
Yes!
Wait a minute, Oshima-san, you stink!
Wait a minute! I was wondering if you did, too!
First choice!
"Rock-paper-scissors" is the center!
"Movies" are the main characters!
And now, our next-generation center candidate,
Haruka Shimazaki!
Also known as "AKB" and "enemy,"
she's a hard-working all-rounder,
Yui Yokoyama!
We're in the same generation of lovers.
I think we both know each other very well,
but I'd like to know how much you know about me.
I think Yui knows everything about me,
so I'm a little scared.
I think you'll be able to tell how much you know about each other.
I see.
AKB's next-generation motivation duo battle!
First, let's check out the questions both teams have come up with!
I'm curious about number 3.
What do you think of people who are active in the same way?
And number 6...
This is kind of embarrassing.
I know, right?
Aren't there a lot of casualties?
I think the people in the back should be careful, too.
There's a lot of casualties, too.
It's kind of like a Santa project.
Now, let's move on.
Shimasaki, you're up first!
Okay!
I think I'm like that, too.
Okay!
Number 4 is done!
Now...
I'm from Kyoto, but to be honest, I don't know much about Kyoto's history!
No.
Now, how about you, Hari?
Actually...
I've never been to Kinkakuji.
Are you saying you want to shine in Kinkakuji?
I've been to Kinkakuji, but I've never been to Kinkakuji!
Now, how about you, Hari?
You've changed!
No way!
You've changed!
No way!
Hey!
To be honest, I've never been there.
What?!
Hey!
Ever since I joined A.Q.B., people have been saying they want to shine in Yokoyama more than in Kinkakuji.
But I've never been to the real Kinkakuji, and they're saying it!
I'm from Saitama, and I've been there too.
Oh!
People who live in Tokyo probably haven't been to the Tokyo Tower.
No, you can see it.
Isn't this great?
It's great to go for a walk all of a sudden.
Yes.
Now...
Let's go to Yokoyama!
It's famous, isn't it?
They're best friends, and that's why they say it!
Number seven!
Yes.
Now...
I think I feel the same way.
I often come to stay in Yokoyama's room, but...
To be honest...
I don't want to live in Yokoyama's room!
No!
Now...
Wow!
You've changed a lot!
Thank you very much!
I don't want to live there!
You stay there a lot!
I don't have a beautiful image.
I can't deny it.
You can't deny it?
Especially in Yokoyama's house, do you have a weird image?
I don't like the smell of the futon.
What?
You don't like it?
What do you think about Yokoyama's house?
Yes!
It's dirty!
What's dirty?
Do you take off your clothes and leave them there?
People say my clothes are ugly.
But I always get confused.
Five minutes ago, I thought I was wrong.
I've changed my clothes about five times.
Five times is wrong!
But it's like that.
Now, let's go!
Let's go to Sente Shimazaki!
Now, number one!
This statement about that person who works in the same unit as Yokoyama!
Oh, number three!
As Oshima-san said...
Are you interested?
I'm interested in that part.
Looking at Sashiya-san, who is the same age as me...
It's refreshing.
I think you're doing your best.
No.
I'm in the fifth unit, but Yokoyama is in the ninth unit, right?
Safe!
It's safe!
I'm glad. I'm relieved.
I think you're doing your best.
Do you think I'm doing my best?
But I still like you.
I think you're doing your best.
I'm not forcing you.
I'm singing "I like you."
I'm not forcing you at all.
I'm singing it as it is.
Now, let's go to Yokoyama!
Let's go!
Number three!
Now, number three has come!
What is it?
Is it my real self?
I see.
Or is there a bit of a false part?
Yes, yes, yes.
Taking advantage of being called "ponkotsu", to be honest, there is a bit of a false part.
No.
I'm a bit shocked to hear you say that.
Because we're the next generation.
You're right.
You're amazing, Harin.
Safe!
I'm glad.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
You should have done it more openly!
Shimazaki, you're doing it seriously, right?
Yes.
Then you're really "ponkotsu".
Well then, let's go with Shimazaki first.
Revealing their appearance in the dressing room - this one move!
Now, No. 2.
Now, let's go.
The laughter in the dressing room is, honestly... weird.
Eh?
No.
It's not just in the dressing room, is it?
Ah!
That's not it!
It's not like that, is it?
This is like...
The laughter when you're excited...
When you're really excited...
Eh?! Eh?! Yuka, what's wrong with you?!
What's with you?!
Eh?! What's wrong with you?!
What's wrong with you?!
When you're too excited...
Eh?! Eh?!
What's wrong with you?!
It's higher, isn't it?
Like a mosquito...
Eh?! Eh?! What's wrong with you?!
Now, let's go with Shimazaki.
It's a big move!
It's amazing!
It's a big move!
Yokoyama has been driven into a corner!
What does she have to say about the show's MC?
No. 4!
Parle is very strict with her laughter.
I'm a little curious about it.
In the recording of "ak bingo", honestly, I've never laughed at Kiyoto's funny joke.
You're fast!
You're great!
You're fast!
Iwasaki, look at Kiyoto's face.
Yesterday, in front of Parle, I made a weird move and laughed.
Kiyoto-san, you can have it.
Freud's storm.
I want to see it.
You're really bad at it.
At that level?
At that level, you can do it.
Look.
It's not funny at all.
So, it's a tie.
Sente, Shimizaki, it's a draw.
It's a draw, so...
Will it be decided or not?
I'm going to bet on "what will it be?"
I'm really curious about it.
You're curious, aren't you?
I'm really curious about it.
When I'm with my family, I call myself "Yui-chan".
It's different now, but in elementary school, I was called "Yui-chan" until I was about four years old.
When I heard about it, I became friends with people in the prefecture.
They call me "Yui-san" or "Yui-han", but I don't like it when people call me "Yui-han".
You don't like "Yui-han"?
I've always been called "Yui-chan" like that, so I'm more familiar with "Yui-chan" myself.
Now, everyone calls me "Yui-han", and the members say it, too.
Seriously?
Yes.
This match is Shimazaki's victory!
The next-generation variety queen candidate will be revealed in this prank show!
AKB and HKT, who fight seriously without knowing anything, have various varieties of hair.
Is it coming out?
It's coming out!
But, actually, this scene is...
So!
Tonight, we're going to show you a famous scene that didn't make it into the broadcast time!
Hey!
Miss Daruma fell through the fence!
The basic rule is the same as Miss Daruma's fall.
However, you have to change into the cosplay you saw in the box in the middle of the game.
Change properly and if you can touch the devil's tree, you win!
Within the time limit, we will have you compete to see which team can reach their goal faster!
This is a competition in which the next generation of variety queens are likely to appear.
Being able to move easily is the most interesting thing, so I think it's good.
Hurry up! Miss Daruma fell through the fence battle!
Miss Daruma fell through the fence!
Wow, as expected of Ara-san! She's staying in such a half-assed place!
Miss Daruma fell through the fence!
- Oh, she's doing it again. - Can't you do it again?
Ah, I'm getting used to it!
The important point of this game is how you do your cosplay!
Miss Daruma fell through the fence!
There's a reason why Ms. Inagaki went to the catcher, right?
- That's right. - Yes.
- It's because of her mood. - Yes.
The young members are seriously aiming for the goal!
Here, the two of them will mess around!
Miss Daruma fell through the fence!
You guys look like you want to team up!
- This is delicious for kids, right? - Yes, it is.
Now, what will the seniors do to make their juniors feel better?
- You're always playing with them, right? - Don't mess with me!
- That's not how you do it in cosplay!
- You know what I mean? - Yes.
Miss Daruma fell through the fence!
You guys look like you want to team up!
- You know what I mean? - Yes.
- You know what I mean? - That's not how you do it in cosplay!
Now, what will the seniors do to make their juniors feel better?
And, what happened in the catcher's house?!
- It's a scary story! - It's a scary story!
- It's so scary! - It's so scary!
- Why did you say it's hot and scary?!
Three minutes from the start of the game. As you can see, each cosplay is different.
What kind of miracles will be born after this?!
- Someone running in a hurry. - Yeah.
- Even a wheelchair rider stands out in terms of variety. - Yeah.
- Daruma-san! - Run, run, run!
- Komado-san, who is fighting with all her might, is coming in! - I got caught!
- Can you stand up? - What kind of cosplay is this?!
- Scuba diving! - It's not a scuba diving cosplay!
- What kind of cosplay is this?! - Hey, wait a minute!
- Your whole body is coming in the opposite direction! - It's not funny!
- She's doing it seriously! - She's serious!
- She's doing it seriously and this cosplay came out! - This is it!
- Daruma-san fell down! - Iriyama-san, you look good in this cosplay!
- You look good in this position! - Daruma-san!
- Ouch! - Touch! Touch!
- Now, it's a check! - Please show me!
- She pressed the wrong button! - It was a mistake!
- Anni, you got a chance! - Anni... Anni, did you close the check?!
- Daruma-san! - I closed it at the end of the check!
- Iriyama's serious personality created a variety of famous scenes!
- If you don't wear it properly, you won't reach the goal! - Everyone, do it properly!
- It's no good if you just go like this! - It's scary, but it's a variety of scenes!
- Will anyone notice it?!
- Daruma-san! - Here, HKT Miyawaki and Nakanishi have cleared together!
- What kind of cosplay is this? - And, Kato Odena, who has become Chie, has also cleared!
- However... - Hey!
- Hey, you suddenly changed. - I'm acting, I'm acting. - What kind of cosplay is this?
- Chimbashi... - No way!
- It's Chimbashi's cosplay. - It's not Chimbashi's cosplay.
- And now, it's time-up! - Time-up!
- Everyone, who was the most memorable in this battle?
- For me, it's Iriama-anna. - For me, it's my big brother, Chuck. - For me, it's Chuck. - Chuck!
- And with that, this MVP goes to... - Iriama - anna!
Friends Museum!
It's an art museum that only collects words that will make you speechless.
And now, tonight's theme is...
Something you'd like your classmates to say to you after school, when you're alone in class.
First up is the pen name "Parakita Eri-san".
Something you'd like your classmates to say to you after school, when you're alone in class.
Hey, isn't this a common pattern for guys to confess their love?
Then I'll confess it.
Actually, I'm an extraterrestrial being.
Next up is the pen name "Harugong-san".
Something you'd like your classmates to say to you after school, when you're alone in class.
If someone came up to you now, you'd be misunderstood, wouldn't you?
I'm fine with it, even if it becomes a rumor.
No, I can't, I can't, I can't! I'll blog about it!
This time, I'm going to choose...
This one!
I have a crush on you.
Are you ready?
No, I'm used to it.
Unadopted fake works will be sealed.
With a "there is a way in" face.
You're mean!
This special version video is being streamed on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy it!
After this, AKB's new single's music video will be released!
A distant hand becomes your ally
Let's live strong from tomorrow
Even if it's hard
You're not alone, it'll be okay
Grams I ran with
with love
Today, Kashiwagi Yuki will make her solo debut with her single "Shortcake"!
Please support her!
AKB48 FAIR will be held at Budokan!
First day, SKE!
Second day, NMB!
Third day, HKT!
And last night, AKB!
On the last day, April 28th, all groups will gather at Budokan!
And June!
AKB48 SUPER FESTIVAL will be held at NISSAN STADIUM!
AKB48 will be the first female artist to hold a live concert at the biggest venue in Japan!
Don't miss it!
AKB48's new single "So Long" will be released on February 20th!
Please watch the music video directed by Nobuhiko Obayashi!
The song is called "Sakura Zenzen" and it's based on the novel "Sakura Zenzen" by Nobuhiko Obayashi, who wrote the novel "Sakura Zenzen".
The song was written by Nobuhiko Obayashi and composed by Nobuhiko Obayashi.
Nobuhiko Obayashi and Nobuhiko Obayashi's song "Sakura Zenzen" was composed by Nobuhiko Obayashi and composed by Nobuhiko Obayashi.
The song was written and composed by Nobuhiko Obayashi.
Hey, why is a cherry tree so painful?
Eventually it blooms, eventually it falls
What I looked up at was a flower's hourglass
Memories become allies
Let's live strongly from tomorrow
On the ground we ran together
Don't forget the sweat we worked hard on
My la la la la la
La la la la la
From next Monday, three nights in a row, AKB's drama "So Long" will be broadcast.
Team A, Team K and Team B will broadcast the drama one night at a time.
Yeah!
First night...
Now, 2013.
"Now" is 2005, right?
A love story that transcends time and space played by Team A members.
I want you to listen to it.
And the second night...
Even if we fight, I'm always the one who gets angry.
Team K members playing the unknown sisterhood.
It's not bad!
And the third night...
Actually, I'm quitting school today.
Team B members playing the teacher's feelings.
This time, it's one work for each team, but Team K is the best, right?
Yeah!
Wait a minute! Team A is also pretty good, right?
Yeah!
Team A will cry a lot!
Will they?
But don't you want to know what the viewers really think?
You want to know, right?
Yes!
So, next week's "AKBingo" will be a live broadcast!
Yes!
Who did you like the most? Whose performance was the best?
We'd like the viewers of the show to vote!
And with that...
Next week, we'll have an emergency live broadcast!
It's called "AKBingo's Draw Your Own Drums Election Special"!
The viewers will vote based on the data broadcast and decide who will play the drums!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
You can vote on your TV remote control during the live broadcast, so make sure you watch it from the beginning!
So, please look forward to next week's live broadcast!
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