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AKB48 is coming soon!
Tonight's navigators are me, Shashihara Rino and me, Shimasaki Haruka!
Call me...
Hakata and...
Shion!
Yeah!
That's good!
You're good at this!
This is a question from a fan named "Terebikko" who lives in Saitama Prefecture.
What did you like about becoming an AKB48 member?
I think I was able to grow up the most because I was able to ride a train.
A train?!
Yes.
On a train?!
I've never been able to ride a train on my own before.
Really?!
Terebikko-san is surprised right now!
How about you, Shashihara-san?
Shashihara-san...
I was able to ride a train.
A train!
Shashihara-san is from Oita Prefecture, so she doesn't know anything about trains.
She used to ride a bike to Beppu Tower in Kano, Yumen.
If you join AKB, you'll be able to ride a train!
Everyone, if you join AKB, you'll be able to ride a train!
Do your best!
The suspects are...
AKB members!
Real home videos of members who are criminals and many other evidence!
They're so cute!
And...
To give you a shock, organize a new criminal!
Organize a new criminal!
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And now...
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Shall we piggyback?
"Find the Killer" and "AKB Profiling"!
"AKB Profiling" is a game where you have to guess who is the killer among the five players by giving hints about their homes and personal belongings.
Actually, a terrible incident happened today.
Today, our program's director, Uno-chan, was killed.
What?!
Look at this!
A picture of Yui Yokoyama, who was kidnapped by an AKB member, was taken.
But, the last picture was taken in Katayama.
Why?!
Then...
I wanted to be kidnapped, too!
No, I'm talking about you!
"AKB Profiling" is a game where you have to guess who is the killer among the five players by giving hints about their homes and personal belongings.
After finding out who the killer is, these five players have volunteered to cover for their teammates' sins.
However, there is only one new killer!
We will have the new killer sort out from the evidence documents that will be released from now on!
These three teams, who know the suspects well, will challenge that mystery!
The first hint is the killer's home video!
Using the hidden camera footage left at the scene, we will film the AKB members' real homes.
The detective team will sort out who the killers are among the five suspects.
Everyone in front of the TV, please think along with us!
Suddenly, what jumped into their eyes was a bright red door that seemed to indicate the criminal's remnants.
Right next to it was a new door.
Is this the criminal's room?
Let's get out of here and go inside!
And what is there?
White furniture unified by white on a white wall.
And stuffed toys.
When they looked out of the window...
What a surprise! The curtains didn't budge!
So fast!
Is the criminal quite natural?
They reconsidered and looked at the criminal's bookshelf.
What's inside?
Romance manga and gag manga.
How is their mental balance?
Wow, there's a lot of variety.
And on top of that, there are novels lined up.
A book that's only on the top shelf and a book that's only on the bottom shelf.
Their natural suspicions are increasing.
And what jumped into their eyes was a book that looks familiar.
Yes, it's the same book that was in the room of Miyazawa Sae, who was arrested earlier.
Is the criminal someone close to Miyazawa?
Is the criminal someone close to Miyazawa Sae, who was arrested earlier?
Here is an important clue!
The criminal's childhood photos are lined up.
But...
The last one is too scary!
What is this picture?!
This is scary!
Scary!
Looking at the corner of the room...
Diet equipment is just an accessory.
On top of the balance ball is a large amount of blankets.
Is the criminal quite cold-blooded?
Emergency food is placed in the room.
And right next to it...
For some reason, there is monjiroi or 100 of them.
And when you open the mysterious door that appears...
There is a spacious walk-in closet.
It's spacious!
In the mysterious box that came out of countless clothes...
Mysterious love climb.
Mysterious man.
Mysterious monster and...
Squid!
The criminal seems to like squid quite a bit.
And finally, under the sunken curtain...
The criminal's pajamas, which seem like they are his everyday clothes...
Cute!
A water ball-shaped hoodie with ears...
And even a tail is attached.
Cute!
Now, everyone who is a detective...
Based on the clues we gave you...
Please bring in the real criminal!
Now, the five of you who have confessed...
Are you going to tell us about what you did?
I did it!
You're all empty-handed!
Were you all like those adults who hung a short curtain?
Yes!
What kind of adults?
When I was in middle school or elementary school...
I used to call my teacher "mom".
I see...
That's a genius!
Over!
I often mistake Mariko Nakamura, who is here now, for the staff.
That's a problem for Nakamura, too.
What about Nago?
I'm not usually a natural person, but sometimes I take a bath with socks on when I wake up.
That's natural! It's usually natural!
There are times when I forget how to breathe, which is often said by Akicha, who is said to be natural.
You'll die if you don't breathe properly!
I always buy lemons, but I end up buying citrus fruits by mistake.
That's stupid!
It's stupid!
Doesn't it smell a little artificial?
No, it doesn't!
Now, if you have any questions...
Yes!
Now, Komori.
What is your favorite hobby?
I love sewing, so I want to get involved in it.
I see. And Kirio?
I like reading manga.
I see!
Nago?
I've been into recording lately, so I've been watching a lot of TV on my day off.
I see!
Over?
I like drinking melon cream soda.
Melon cream soda? Is that your hobby?
It's different for everyone.
It's different?
Abe Maria?
I like watching comedy shows late at night.
Any other questions?
When I watched the VTR, the curtains were really short.
I wanted to know if you were particular about that or not.
I see! When the curtains were short, you wondered what it was?
I miscalculated.
You miscalculated?
Yes.
You miscalculated quite a bit, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It's not a problem of one or two centimeters.
Over?
I don't like it dark, so I want to incorporate natural light.
Yes!
Natori!
In my pajamas, my tail and ears were stuck, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
Doesn't that get in the way of sleeping?
Ichika!
I like sleeping in my pajamas.
Yes!
In between...
I let him sleep with his tail up and sleep with his hood up is my habit.
What about you, Miriam?
I'm sleeping with my phone in my hand.
So I'm sleeping like this.
And it's easy for me to get a habit of sleeping with my hat up like this.
Like this?
Yes.
You're amazing.
How do you sleep like that?
I put all my hair up and put my hat up like this.
With your hood up and long face.
When I go to the bathroom, my tail sometimes goes in.
That's my problem.
Do you sleep like that?
Yes, sometimes I sleep like that.
What?
No way!
But I've been in the bathroom before, my tail.
What? My tail.
What do you do with your tail?
I just go in and...
Don't do that!
But I do wash my hands and stuff.
Now, which of the five is at home?
Who do you think is at home?
Let's start with Team Homes.
Over!
Why is it over?
Actually, there were about four diet foods on the menu.
When you think about who is on a diet,
the rest of the members don't look like they're dieting.
Now, Team Koran.
Over, Mina-chan, we're with you.
You said we should lose weight until we meet the manager of the agency.
I think Minare is the one who cares about dieting the most.
Dieting equipment was hidden, right?
I was worried about that, too.
I see.
Team Kindaichi.
Naro-san.
What is it?
I've heard that your family is rich.
Your room is spacious, too.
Interesting.
So I thought you might be rich.
Now, the second hint is "memories of Shina Shina".
Check out the ranking of the criminal's graduation album.
Here it is.
The person who became a singer in the class is called "criminal".
What?
The criminal is chosen.
He's ranked as a singer.
In addition, the criminal has a dancing ability.
What is it?
Here it is.
To be honest, I was surprised.
My dream in the future is to become a singer.
In the future, I want to become a singer who can dance, too.
And if my dream comes true and I become a singer,
I want to hold a concert in the Tokyo Dome,
release an album,
go on a school trip,
and win various awards.
I want to be a big singer.
It's exactly what I predicted.
In addition, the ranking of the criminal's graduation album is...
Here it is, too.
He's ranked second in labor.
What?
Here is the ranking.
Who has a broken high heel and is about to be carried by Bob Sapp?
It's second place.
It's an amazing ranking.
Here's a special hint.
Now, we're going to have a high heel break and be carried by Bob Sapp.
Based on the criminal's sense of humor who is reading a gag manga, please infer it.
When we were walking together, his high heel suddenly broke.
He broke it. He fell down.
Now, suddenly, his high heel... his chin is drooping.
Now, then, in front of him...
Bob Sapp appeared!
Now... Oh, he's grown up!
His high heel is drooping and he's grown up!
Now, Bob Sapp, please say "I like Bob Sapp"!
Help me, Bob!
Now, Abe, please say "I like Bob Sapp"!
My name is Maria Abe. I like Bob Sapp!
Please say "I like Bob Sapp"!
Now, Nago!
Umm... please me!
Please... please me!
I don't know the English!
Ichika!
Yes!
You discovered Bob Sapp!
I'm... lemon! Lemon! Do you like lemon?!
No! Bob Sapp is not a lemon!
Iriana! Now, please say "I like Bob Sapp"!
Shall we "omb"?
It's like "shall we dance"?
Now, based on this hint, what is the prediction of the detective team at this stage?
Team Holmes!
No. 4, Anna Iriyama.
Wow! The candidates have changed!
Yes, they have!
If it's Mina Lynn, even if her heel breaks, she can walk on her own.
If it's Anna, even if she relies on someone else, she can walk on her own.
Yes.
Team Cora!
No. 3, Maria Nagao.
Oh, Maria Nagao has appeared!
When she appeared on the album, her face turned really red.
I think it's because of that.
Now, the modern team!
Oh, this one! No. 4, Iriyama!
Oh!
Didn't I just say it's wrong?!
No, no, no!
To Kiyoto-san!
No, it's because when you look at it, Iriyama is the one who looks like a gagman.
No, it's not like I said it's wrong!
Shut up!
It's none of your business!
The rest is up to you.
I felt the sense of reading gag manga.
I'm happy.
The third hint is the mother's testimony.
The mother who lives with the criminal creates "best 3 things you want the criminal to fix".
The criminal's outrageous behavior is taken into account.
It's a testimony from my mother.
You're going to make a mess with this, you bastard!
This is embarrassing.
Here is the third hint!
She takes water with tonjiru.
No matter how hot it is in summer, she always requires tonjiru for dinner.
Does she take water?
No, she takes water with tonjiru.
Oh, I'm thirsty. Mom, tonjiru, please.
Here is the second hint!
She puts her feet on the sofa and drinks water.
She puts her feet on the sofa and sleeps like this.
It seems like her feet don't get swollen and it's good for you.
I'm worried about dieting when I see you three.
I see.
And the first place is...
The first place is...
She has scary eyes when she's sleeping.
Scary eyes?
An idol who sleeps with half-open eyes.
I don't like it.
I don't like people like that.
She was embarrassed and exploded.
Are you sleeping with half-open eyes?
Yes.
Are you sleeping with half-open eyes?
Yes.
You look like you're sleeping with half-open eyes.
I'm sleeping like this.
Okay, Fujie.
I have a question.
I want you to reproduce the first and second places.
The sofa is on the cat's side.
The first place is half-open eyes.
Okay, Iriyama.
While I'm touching my phone...
While you're touching your phone...
I'll sleep like that.
What?
While you're looking at me?
Oh, no!
Scary!
Is that sleeping?
Scary!
Okay, Nagao.
Is it like that?
Okay, Oba.
I didn't think of it like that.
That's scary!
Your mother will be mad at you for this!
With this, all of the hints are over!
Based on the three hints, sort out the real culprit!
First up is Team Holmes!
Over!
She looks like she'd like tonjiru.
Image!
Next up is Team Conan!
Number 5!
It's Miyorin!
I've seen Miyorin sleeping with half of her eyes open.
That's why I thought it might be her.
I see!
Team Kintaichi!
Nagano-san!
Why?
Anni-san likes water, so I chose number 3, Mariage-san.
Why did you think number 1 wasn't her?
Her graduation letter was beautiful, so I thought it might not be Miyorin-san.
Image!
Finally, we'll have the suspect confess!
Actually, it was her who lived in that room!
After this, it's obvious who the real culprit is!
What's going on?!
"Magical Radio" Season 3!
This time, it's a music show!
Kitahara Rie has also joined in!
Let's have a party!
It looks like another road area incident is about to happen!
Friends Museum.
It's an art museum that only collects words that will make listeners go bonkers!
Well, tonight's theme is...
Something you'd like to hear from your junior manager after club activities.
First, a pen name.
A work by Kimi ni Muchiyuu-san.
Something you'd like to hear from your junior manager, Kasai Tomomi, after club activities.
Hi.
I only cheered for my seniors today.
I'm not qualified to be a manager.
Stop it! I'm on the bench!
It's embarrassing!
Next, pen name "From Today, Asuka's Works"
After club activities, Asuka Kuramochi, a junior female manager, would like to say a word.
Um...
It's a lie that I'm dating the club leader!
But it was written on the daily channel!
This time, I'm going to choose...
This one!
This one is still a rumor.
Can you spare me with your imagination?
I don't only have imagination.
Is that all?
A false work that was not adopted will be sealed.
It's dark! It's dark!
What's the theme this time?
I'm dark.
I'll come back.
This special version video is being distributed on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy it.
"Northlebes"'s ninth new single "Kirigirisujin" is finally released today!
Please check it out!
And...
Thank you for your support!
Last year, Takahashi Minami's dream solo debut was announced!
The title will be decided by all of you!
That is...
All of you!
Please look forward to it!
This January 1st, at the AKB48 Theater, there will be a live performance.
For those of you who couldn't make it, we'll be performing "Sounds Good" for you!
Your one word caught up with me in a flash.
No matter where we are, the blue sea and sky look like our relationship.
Even though we're crossing parallel lines,
I still feel like a selfish little sister.
"My love to you sounds good!" I whisper to myself.
I want to move on to the next step.
Even though we're crossing parallel lines,
I still feel like a selfish little sister.
"My love to you sounds good!" I whisper to myself.
My love to you sounds good!
"My love to you sounds good!" I whisper to myself.
"My love to you sounds good!" I want to move on to the next step.
"My love to you sounds good!" My heart is excited.
"My love to you sounds good!" I like you more than last year.
"My love to you sounds good!" I love you.
"My love to you sounds good!" Let me in.
My love to you sounds good!
How was it? Did you know who it was?
We didn't know at all.
I knew.
Behind the bed, there was a round white pillow- like thing.
I often carry it with me when I travel.
I'll ask you again, but what was the most embarrassing thing?
When I had white eyes.
I always make that face.
Really?
Yes, really.
Like what?
His mother is scared, and he makes that face again!
Mom! Mom!
After this, self-study notice! Forbidden verification!
Verification!
Will AKB48 notice if a fake member is included in the recording?
A fake member has entered the car.
That distance is 20 centimeters.
Oh, no! Eiko, behind you!
The result is self-study notice!
How is it?
It's coming!
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