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New Year! Happy New Year!
I hope you'll continue to support the AKB48 group and AKB.
What do you want to do in 2013, Paruru?
I want to eat a lot of delicious food!
What about you, Ueno?
I want to live in peace!
What about you, Milky?
I want to have a lot of fun this year, too!
What about you, Murashige?
I want to make a super funny one-time-only joke!
Big! Dog! Fat!
I'll take you home!
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"Lucky Girl Ranking 2013"!
Now, things have completely changed!
This year's lucky members will be announced!
Once again, all the regular members of the AKB, SKE, NNB, and HKT...
A total of 169 members!
We'd like to announce this year's lucky girls in a special way!
Now, let's open up the board!
The AKB48 group, which continues to evolve every day...
The regular members, a total of 169 members...
This year's lucky girls will be announced in a special way!
"Lucky Girl Ranking 2013"!
The one who announced it for us is Shimada Shunhei, who is a special effects entertainer!
He made "lucky girls" into rankings!
It's only in this program that you can see more than 100 people at once!
I don't like this job at all!
This time, except for JKT, you're still a good one!
However, that popularity has a price!
Last year, SKE Hata, who won first place last year...
He starred in a radio drama that was a wonderful dream!
I was happy!
I could see that "lucky girls" were definitely making their dreams come true!
So, you've been dreaming of becoming a radio drama since a long time ago?
Yes, I want to be a voice actor!
The second place winners will release an economic book solo!
And last year, Takahashi Minami, who won first place last year...
He became the general director of AKB48 GROUP!
His solo debut is confirmed!
When I was told my solo debut is confirmed...
Well, it's not common for the business to go up in the second half of the year.
There's only good things.
Wow!
By the way, Kashiwagi, who was back last year...
She had a severe heatstroke on her day off.
And here's another bad thing!
She could only get water in the hotel bath.
How can that be?
But Yukirin and her solo debut are confirmed.
The drama's main role is also confirmed, right?
Then, Pakaha, who was in first place...
Could only get water in the bath?!
This is the difference between first and last place!
It's like heaven and hell!
This year's fortune depends on luck!
Will the top 169 members of 48 Group...
...be announced in the 2013 Lucky Girl Ranking?!
First of all...
It's not funny at all in terms of variety.
In the middle...
We'll announce the 85th place!
You don't like it, do you?!
If it's announced first...
We'll have nothing to say about it afterwards!
And so...
In the first place...
The average woman is...
Kojima!
- Wow! - No way!
- No way!
- It's up there! - No way!
- What is it, Kojima? - I thought it's up there.
- Are you denying Shimana? - Yes.
- Why?! - Why?!
- Kojima, the line you noticed is called "fish". - "Fish"?
- Yes, "fish". - The tip of the beak is separated like this and intersects.
- Since it has a fish shape, it's called "fish". - Yes.
- Kojima, in the past four years... - Yes.
- ...this "fish" has appeared and disappeared repeatedly. - Yes.
- And this "fish" has been released again. - Yes.
- Why?! - Why?!
- The tip of the beak has disappeared. - Wow!
- Please look at it again. - No, I want to see it!
- You might have caught it. - Look at it for real.
- Is this "fish"? - This is not "fish".
- This is just a wrinkle.
- Next, from slightly below average, from 86th place to 90th place...
- ...it all opened at once!
- These members have a common line.
- The line you noticed is called "brake line". - Wow!
- It's amazing! - It's really good!
- There is a line that goes up above the life line and this is called "brake line".
- The line that tells you how old you will brake and how lucky you will be is called "brake line".
- If you lower your index finger straight down, you are about 20 or 20 years old.
- If you lower your middle finger straight down, you are about 30 years old.
- If you lower your middle finger at the same interval, you are about 40 years old.
- You can see it, right? - Yes!
- If you look at it properly, Kawaii-san, you brake the most when you are 43 years old!
- Next, from slightly above average, in this order...
- From 71st place to 90th place...
- ...it's this one!
Shimazaki, Shinohara, Sato, Furukawa, Ueno, Azuma, Takahashi, Yakata, Kitahara, Iwata, Takada, Chika, Takaenagi, Matsui...
Starting with Matsui and Jurina, this member had an "ageman" line that made everyone happy.
This member had an "m" line where you could honestly ask for other people's opinions.
Shimazaki, you were 1st place in last year's competition.
I was really lucky last year.
By the way, what place did you get last year?
133rd place.
From 71st place, Shimazaki, to Azuma...
...it's a "stalker" line where you can easily get hurt.
- Stalker? - What's that?
It's delicate and easy to get hurt, and it's easy for people to get depressed.
However, Shimazaki, of course you're 1st place.
Underneath the stalker, there's a line that looks like a half circle.
It's called a "mood maker" line.
- You're a mood maker? - No, I'm not.
- What about you, Yokoyama? - I'm definitely not.
And there's a change in Kitahara's ranking from 79th place.
Last year, Kitahara was 136th place.
The reason he was 136th place is...
...his intelligence level was extremely low.
- Kitahara's intelligence level? - Yes.
But it's been increasing over the past year.
- It's increasing! - It's increasing!
I think it's thanks to Kitahara's various experiences and studies...
...that Kitahara is where he is now.
Next up is Kitahara, who is between average and 110th place.
However, there's a line that everyone is concerned about.
I'm a little worried about this one.
It's a bad luck line, isn't it?
- What is it? - What is it?
It's a group that I'm really worried about.
Earlier, when we were talking about Kitahara...
...we talked about the "brain line".
If it's long, it's intellectual.
If it's short, it's stupid.
But in this group...
...it's all stupid!
- It's true! - It's embarrassing.
- It's all stupid! - It's all stupid!
Whether it's short or almost none at all!
- Are you okay? - I'm not stupid!
- You're right! - You're right!
I'm not stupid!
- What did you say? - I'm not stupid!
You're the stupidest!
You look like you're playing a one-shot gag.
Why don't you give it a try here?
And with that, Murashige's one-shot gag, once again...
Big! Dog! Fat!
Um... the dog's over here!
Wow!
Let's keep going! Next up is the members above average!
Is there anyone here who thinks this is fine?
Everyone here thinks it's fine.
Also, I'm sorry, but Kojima-san, please participate!
Kojima-san, please participate!
What's with that stingy attitude?!
Hey! Hey!
As you can see, up until 70th place, H.K.T. Miyawaki ranks in!
From 65th place, Sato-san, up until 70th place, Yabuse-san,
everyone who has worked hard this year will be rewarded!
And from 51st place, Miyawaki-san, up until 60th place, Kato-san,
you're lucky to be born as lucky as you are!
Wow!
How do you feel about your own luck so far?
When you're on an airplane and you're checking your luggage,
when you're lining up faster than me...
You're lucky!
Starting with Miyawaki, these three will be rewarded!
You're a winner, right?
Since you were in Tokugawa Ieyasu, you're also known as "Sou of Tenka Tori".
People who know about drama, like Tsumabuki-san, Miyazaki Aoi-san, Fukuyama-san,
you're all winners!
So I might be able to appear in a drama this year?
No, you won't!
On the contrary, up until 130th place, you're not lucky at all!
Here are these three members!
What kind of bad luck do you have?
This year's luck is pretty bad!
What I can say about this group is that
they're people whose hearts are about to break!
Hey!
There are this many people like that?
What if their hearts break?
This member has a glass heart that's easy to hurt.
On the other hand, this member has a shy personality.
Including Fukuyama-san and Iguchi-san.
The emotional lines are really long!
It's true!
This person has a passive and glass heart.
It's called "mokutesen".
People whose hearts don't get hot at all.
It's the same as the model, Kurihara Rui-kun!
It's pretty good!
It's true, I'm pretty negative about this.
So what do you think about this, from the members of HKT?
Minamon has been doing a lot of variety shows lately.
I didn't know you really thought like that.
I'm sorry for being careful from now on!
Inigi-san, don't say things you're not interested in!
I think I have something like that too.
After about half of the announcements, these 17 members haven't been called by their names in the studio yet.
Will they go to heaven or hell?!
Oh no, so the top ranks are pretty good, right?
It's already a rosy year, right?
On the other hand, in the lower ranks...
It's a year full of hardships.
This is a little...
It's almost New Year's Eve, I don't like it.
First of all, we'll announce the top 50 who are quite lucky!
Who is it? Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Then, from 31st to 50th place are these guys!
Chikumoto, Yokoyama, Kuwabara, Fujita, Kobayashi, Kinoshita, Shiroma, Watanabe, Akimoto, Ueda, Kobayashi, Mutou, Suzuki, Deguchi, Ueda, Ohta, Yamabuchi, Nakanishi, Kobayashi, Sato!
Last year, I was 119th place.
I got promoted!
I'm happy.
These guys have a lot of good luck symbols in their hands.
They are people who are looking forward to 2013.
Including Watanabe, these guys will have a battle this year!
It's a turning point in life.
I think we can take over the world here!
Now is the time!
I've been watching this show for 5 years now.
It's like a parent's heart.
When the show gets better, I feel like crying.
And, Fukumoto and Yokoyama have good luck symbols in their hands!
This year, we're going to have a battle!
I want you to be confident and win!
Thank you.
I'm in a good mood today, so I'm going home.
Next up is "Kanarii Yabai" from 131st place to 150th place!
I'm ready.
I really don't like this.
What do you mean you don't like it?
I really don't like it! And it's real!
It's these guys!
Kotani, Yogi, Kojima, Kasai, Asoka, Kumazawa, Hara, Murase, Kinoshita, Kashiwagi, Kaneko, Iwasa, Ogasawara, Kimoto, Ishida, Natori, Komoyashi, Yaumoto, Katayama, Wakatabe!
Now, this is going to be pretty tragic.
This is a lie, right?
No, it's not!
It's not a lie!
You don't need a lie like this!
It's not a lie!
From Kotani to Iwasa, there's a nasty, nasty, "we won't apologize, we won't continue" nasty line.
From Natori to Wakatabe, there's a "be careful of money" expensive line.
And also...
Um, sorry, Ogasawara, the studio isn't that hot!
What's wrong?
It's not hot at all!
You're playing weird games!
It's not hot at all!
Ogasawara-san!
Yes!
The emotional line is really short, isn't it?
The emotional line is short and the feelings don't last long.
It's called the "Latin line".
Latin line...
It's not necessarily a bad line...
Bad, bad...
It's a line that makes you believe in a bad person.
Isn't there a good line?
A good line?
Shima-san...
You've been looking at me a lot, haven't you?
Can you give me about one hour of your time?
Yes!
No, it's about your attitude!
Hey!
Now, it's finally time for the top 30 announcement!
Who will be the first one to escape?
Now, let's go!
No, but really!
Yes!
It's really good from here!
Yes!
Now, let's announce it!
Yes!
Here it is!
Ito, Kuramoto, Nakamura, Nakanishi, Yamada, Kizaki, Tanaka, Yoshida, Umehara, Sato, Nakamata, Shibata, Okita, Yamada, Goto, Saito, Yamagishi, Miyazaki, Jonishi, Nito!
That's the result!
Now, please raise your hand if you're in!
14th place is Inoue Yosui-san!
Inoue Yosui...
And 15th place is Yamada!
How do you feel, Inoue Yosui-san?
Brazil is delicious!
This is a masterpiece!
From now on, we'll only show you wonderful seafood!
From 28th place Miyazaki-san to 30th place Nito- san,
we have the strongest goldfish, bluefin tuna!
It's said to be one of the best in Okinawa!
I want bluefin tuna!
And from 20th place Sato-san to 27th place Yamagishi-san,
we have the fish that Kojima-san left behind!
Next, from 15th place Yamada-san to 19th place Umehara-san!
There's a line called "goldfish line".
There's a line that looks like a square around here.
There is!
It's actually called "one-shot reversal line".
Everything starts to go well!
From this year, "unagi-nobori" is in luck!
Is there anything you'd like to try?
Something I'd like to try...
I'd like to drive a truck!
You'd like to drive a truck!
Wouldn't it be nice if you could do "unagi- nobori"?
Is it expensive?
It looks expensive.
Look at this.
Ah, I see.
How is it?
goldfish line
This is a wrinkle.
Yes, this year's luck is pretty bad!
From 51st place to 159th place,
which member hasn't been called yet?
AKB48 STUDIO RECORDINGS COLLECTION, which reproduces performances in theaters, has been released in 20 titles in one day!
"Your Room" will be released in theaters!
"Solo Second Single" of singer Iwasa Misaki, which will be released next week, will be released.
"If I lived in the sky..." will be released tonight.
"Solo Second Single" of singer Iwasa Misaki, which will be released next week, will be released.
I gently look away from the window of my house at you, who I shouldn't be with.
If only I were living in the sky,
I'd gather up my sadness and let it rain.
Everyone becomes a crane and remembers the blue sky of some day, doesn't he?
I believe that everything we've met and everything we've loved is fate.
If only I were living in the sky,
I'd gently light a fire for unhappy people.
I can't give you my tears,
but with my own hands, the day will come when I can wipe them away.
This year, from 151st place to 159th place, who is really unlucky this year?!
This year, this person is really unlucky!
Scary!
Matsuishi, Muro, Akazawa, Yakura, Ishizuka, Fukaeda, Akaeda, Ohya!
I want you!
The members here are not in the group!
You are wrong!
I'm glad! The atmosphere will get worse if you drop out.
Earlier, we divided the people from under the 111st place into people whose hearts are about to break.
The people who just came out are people whose hearts are already broken.
What?!
Broken?!
My heart is broken recently.
Is it broken?
It's broken.
Ishii-chan said that she only believes in the shadow of a pet reptile.
There are three lines that people whose hearts are worried about can draw.
First, the fine line that separates life lines.
The line of sadness.
And the trauma line that makes a round island on the emotional line.
Also, the long, downward-facing line that extends from the emotional line.
Our seniors, Speedwagon's Ito and Jun's cookie line.
All of them have had painful past experiences and are not used to being forward-looking.
They are said to be pitiful people.
And the question is for Ooya-san.
By the way, Ooya-san, the emotional monostasis line you just mentioned,
and the melancholy line, trauma line...
All of them are included.
He's a man of sadness and sadness.
Then why didn't you call me out today?
Call me out, from now on.
Seriously, Ooya-san, say it properly.
What should I say?
Now, only the best and worst points are left!
Who is the luckiest girl in Group 1?
Don't get in my way!
Eh, is it okay?
From Group A to Group A, it's only me!
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