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The Strongest 48 Group Deciding Match!
A serious, fierce battle between the members who will become the next generation of the 48 Group!
Last week, on "Kamburi Program," AKB and HKT unleashed a fierce battle!
However!
This is a completely fake program!
The real program is...
Of course it's "The Strongest 48 Group"!
It's about finding the next generation of variety queen candidates from among the junior members who are seriously competing!
We did it!
The ones secretly monitoring that are...
The senior members who have challenged various variety programs!
There are many variety characters who were born because they seriously tried AKB's program!
There are many of them.
I see.
That's right! It's because they're in a serious competition that the variety gods are smiling!
I get it now!
Who will be the next generation of variety queen candidates?
And!
Sashihara Minegishi will be the challenger and bring out the qualities of variety from the junior members!
This week's battle is...
"Undameshi History Battle Royale"!
The rules are simple. It's just a normal chair game and acting.
The only difference is that even if you don't sit down, you still have a chance of coming back.
That's right! The members who didn't sit down are...
Those who drew a lottery with a battle game written on it...
Those who are likely to win from the opposing team are chosen!
And those who lose the battle are eliminated!
In addition, it's a fierce battle that decides who wins or loses!
Now, then... "History Battle Royale", get ready!
OK, Kodama is out!
OK, then, Kodama, please choose!
Face-to-face rap battle!
Oh, you chose it! You chose it!
Oh, you chose it!
Good, good!
Who will be chosen first?
Yes, who will be chosen first?
I want to!
OK, then, who do you want to battle with?
After all, it's "History Battle", so...
Kawaii-san!
It's about how much you can break this kawaii face.
There's a high possibility that this laughing god will come down.
Yes.
OK, then, are you ready?
Let's continue!
Face-to-face rap battle, get ready!
Go!
OK, both of them went without hesitation!
Oh, kawaii!
Did they lose the battle?
Is it good?
It's good!
They didn't lose it!
It's good!
Kodama, from the front, took a deep breath.
Her lips were covered in kawaii, and she had a variety of delicious expressions.
A serious battle gave birth to a miraculous one- shot!
On the other hand, kawaii...
From this idol face...
With a strong push, she turned into a different person with an interesting face!
This is shocking!
Their serious battle gave birth to a variety of gods!
Well done!
Your face was weak!
Losers will receive punishment!
Now, please!
Now, the losers will receive punishment!
Scary!
Now, losers will receive punishment!
Please!
What is it? What is it?
It didn't work!
It didn't work, right?
If I were in the forest, I'd run away.
This is a delicious reaction, isn't it?
Yes.
I'm going to eat it like this.
Now, you're going to eat it like this and wait.
The way you wait is also important.
That's right.
The cream is dripping.
You have to think it's delicious, right?
This is a chance.
Everyone is looking at the cream.
Get ready for "History Patrol's Wild"!
Appear! Appear! Appear!
H.P.T. has already appeared.
So far, only H.P.T. has appeared.
Let's change faster! Let's change faster!
Now, Iriyama is out!
Now, Iriyama!
Choose your opponent from here!
I'll choose...
"Rice cracker backhand match"!
This is a manner of carrying a rice cracker on your forehead to your mouth without using your hands and just moving your face.
Of course, if you drop it, you have to do it all over again from the beginning.
Rice cracker!
Wow! Iriyama is doing it, too!
Who is your opponent?
Who will it be?
Well, it's Madoka-chan!
Oh, that's nice! A beauty contest!
Your opponent is Moriyasu!
She's a beauty, isn't she? Both of you are beautiful.
There might not have been such a beautiful contest.
She's beautiful.
What are you doing, Kuromin-san?
She doesn't show much expression, so I'm massaging her to loosen up her muscles.
I like how you're massaging her with a straight face.
What do you want me to do?
First of all, you have to massage her forehead.
Wow!
You're amazing!
And her lips, too.
That's about it.
She's the type of person who can't make a weird face.
I see.
It's because of the age-restricting measures.
If you think like that, you should be able to make a weird face.
Yes, I can.
She's cute!
She's cute.
Her hair, though...
When you come through here, I'll make you a rail here.
I see!
She'll make you a rail!
I'll make you a rail!
I'll make you a rail here!
She's amazing!
She's fast!
She's amazing!
The loser will get a face cream like a child.
I don't like it!
Everyone, do your best!
I don't like it!
Now, let's go!
It's quite difficult.
It's difficult.
Ready...
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Now, Iriyama...
She's using her eyes.
It's a difficult start!
Moriyasu, who's one step ahead, hasn't lost!
Iriyama...
Just a little more!
But it doesn't reach her mouth!
Moriyasu, just one more step!
And now...
Moriyasu's mouth is set!
Now, Iriyama...
The punishment is waiting for you!
She ran away!
Catch me!
Now, catch me!
I don't like it!
She ran away!
Now, it's time for the punishment!
Are you serious?
How will she receive it?
I can do it!
Go for it!
How is it, Iriyama? If you hold your nose and blow, will it come out?
It's a bit...
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Isn't it a criminal?
Iriyama, who has something in his mind, even during the recording...
Please take a picture of me.
You're having fun, aren't you?
I'm sorry. Don't mind me.
Is it recording?
It's recording.
Cute.
Good.
She likes it.
Having fun is good, isn't it?
It's good.
It's not like that, but it's fun because she likes it.
I think she likes it.
Battle resumed!
Hurry up and spin it!
There it is! There it is!
Kato!
Yes?
Let's hear it!
What will Kato face in this battle?
This is...
The Russian Horror Air Cannon Battle!
It's good!
Who do you want to battle against?
Yes! I want to do it!
No, you don't have to say it yourself.
It's not "yes, I want to do it."
Kato will choose.
Kato, who do you want to battle against?
Sakura-chan!
Miyawaki Sakura!
Why did you choose Sakura just now, Kato?
Stop it, Sakura! Really!
This doesn't seem like it.
It's hard!
First of all, Miyawaki, what do you think?
I'm not good at balloons and farting.
You're not good at balloons and farting.
There's no one who's good at farting.
That's right!
One of these two has a good smell.
However, the other has a faithful reproduction of the smell of fart.
As expected!
Now you two can choose whichever you like and fire the air cannon at the same time.
The person who chooses the smell of fart will be the loser!
Kashiwagi-san is good at it.
Yes, Kashiwagi-san is the representative.
It's a reaction.
On Kato's profile, it says "yes, I want to do it."
Ah, I see.
What?!
I don't know!
Now, which will be the air cannon for farting?!
Either one is fine.
Then I'll go with this one.
Are you sure?
Kato, you choose that one.
There's no "yes" or "no", right?!
Yes, I understand.
Then, let's go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Fire!
It's here!
Ah! It smells good!
It smells good.
Eh?! No way!
Oh my! What's going on?! Neither of them are backing down!
One more time!
The staff gave another instruction...
They're facing each other properly.
Eh?!
Isn't it a little fast?!
Maybe one of them is used to the smell of pee?!
Eh?! Eh?!
There's a smelly one! There's a smelly one!
It's weird! It's weird! It's weird!
Sashara, turn around and check it out!
With HKT...
What?!
Here we go!
Eh?! What's going on?! What's going on?!
3...
2...
1...
Fire!
What's going on?! What's going on?!
The smell of pee is from Miyawaki!
Sashara was one shot KO, but...
Sashara and...
Her nose is twisted!
It's weird!
Ah! There it is! There it is!
It smells like Sashara's house?!
Sashara's house smells like it?!
Eh?! No way!
Sashara, come over here!
No way!
Mineishi! Mineishi! Mineishi, come over here!
Miyawaki, come over here! Miyawaki, come over here!
Lance, come over here! Lance, come over here!
Why?!
Strong! Strong!
He's come this far! Strong!
This is really funny!
Why!?
It's punishment time!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Go! Go! Go!
That's good! That's good!
One person has been killed!
One person has been killed with a bone!
Kuroko is doing her best!
Kuroko is practicing!
She's practicing hard!
Kuroko is practicing!
It's punishment time for Ayusa and Miyagi!
Miyagi! How is it, Miyagi!?
It's good.
It's good!?
It's good!
It's perfect!
This will definitely be used in the trailer.
It's perfect.
Let's go! Get ready for the battle!
Run! Run!
Run!
But, Kaseyama-san has already taken a chair.
She has already taken a chair.
What is this guy?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
It's weird, isn't it? It looks weird, but...
No, no, no! Listen to me.
Murashige wanted it.
She wanted it.
Hey, did you want it?
Anyway, thank you!
Did you want it?
That's funny.
Murashige, please choose your battle!
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
Who do you want to battle against?
Please choose from your opponent's team!
Someone who looks like he's going to kill! Someone who looks like he's going to kill!
Then, Minerun-san!
No!
Over!
No! I'm going to win! I'm going to win!
Normally, Minerun-san would win, but...
Oh, it's a backflip!
She chose over!
What do you think of this choice?
That's right. Minerun-san really chose over.
In a scripted script, this is a first-ever development!
I want to win!
Now, will it come out today or tomorrow?
Murashige!
Yes!
Why did you choose over?
Looks like he's going to kill me!
All right! All right!
I'm not going to lose to a 14-year-old kid!
Nice!
Murashige, you can say whatever you want now.
No, I'm not going to lose to a 20-year-old woman!
Wow! 20 and over!
She said 20 and over, but over!
I'm going to kill you!
Wow!
Murashige's natural calling seems to have come out!
Wow!
I'm looking forward to it!
Good luck!
All right! This time, it's going to be a game of hitting the opponent's head twice!
All right! Let's do it!
Hit the head, hit the head, and rock, paper, scissors!
Ah! Let's do it!
Wow!
That's fast!
Over 1 point!
Let's do it! 1, 2, 3!
Tataite, Kabutte, Janken, Pon!
You won!
You won! I'm getting used to losing!
Tataite, Kabutte, Janken, Pon!
Let's do it!
Over 1 point!
Wow!
I'm happy!
We'll accept your punishment!
That makes me happy!
I'm happy!
Run! Run!
I'm happy!
Here! Here!
Oh!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Good! Good! Good!
This is so funny!
Kuroko! Kuroko!
What are you doing, Takamachi?
I'm not scared!
What are you doing, Takamachi?
I won!
What are you doing, Takamachi?
I won!
Alright!
It's punishment time for the losers!
Mommy! Mommy!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
It's not over yet.
Three shots!
Huh? That's right!
Merry Christmas!
Time's up!
A.K.A.B. won the battle, but it doesn't matter!
What was interesting in terms of variety was...
Oh! A.K.A.T., A.K.A.T., A.K.A.T., A.K.A.T.!
With four shots, A.K.A.T. 48 wins!
Wow, is that so?
Murashige did her best!
I see, in the end.
Kojima-san, how about you?
Sakura-tan was also amazing.
She was good.
Yes, Nara too.
She was like a child and cute.
She didn't do anything funny herself, but it left a great impression on me.
She was cute.
Now, for the announcement of the variety queen and for the story, let's go to the studio!
Since we're here, let's have this person announce the results!
Who is it?
Oh, thank goodness!
Thank goodness!
That was wonderful!
Thank goodness!
Now, A.K.A.T. and A.K.A.T. are almost the same.
What does this mean?
Takahashi-san, can you explain it for us?
The strongest forted group final battle, A.K.A.T. vs. A.K.A.T.'s third match is...
All or nothing!
In other words, looking at your performance today, who do you think will be next generation's variety queen?
That's right.
That's terrible!
It can't be!
That's terrible!
Wait a minute!
Hey, let's raise our hands for this song!
You!
If you're going to do it, let them do it!
They've always received orders from above!
That's right!
That's terrible!
I'm sorry!
I saw what you did, and I stopped listening to music!
I'm glad you understood!
I shouldn't have watched you!
I'm glad you understood!
With that said, can you announce the results?
Understood.
The most interesting MVP and next generation's variety queen is...
Who is the variety queen?!
Nogizaka 46's fourth new single "Seifuku no Manekin" will finally be released next week!
It's AKB48's official rival, so please give it your support!
Thanks to everyone's support, AKB48's new single "Eien Pressure" is in the middle of a big hit!
The coupling song is also a hot topic, but tonight we'll be performing "Brawny Clock" by SK48, which is included in "Type a".
AKB48's current member, Rie Kitahara, will also be joining us!
"Brave Clock" by SK48 will be released next week!
Even if I pretend like I'm okay with stopping the clock at midnight,
I can't look away, I'm stupid, stupid, stupid!
I wanted you to hold me in a bus stop
in the middle of the night.
Start spraying mean powder snow.
I don't have an umbrella or anything like that,
and I feel like I'm going to be buried in sadness.
Selfish powder snow.
Break the sky and put it in your heart.
I don't care if it melts. That's what I thought.
I'm starting to wear mean powder snow.
I don't have an umbrella or anything like that.
I'm going to be buried in sadness like this.
I'm waiting for selfish powder snow sky.
I'm going to be alone now like it's piled up in my heart.
I don't care if it's a good adventure.
That's what I thought.
I'm like the second generation of me.
The next generation of Variety Queen announcement!
And the second generation of me is born!
The most interesting MVP and next generation of Variety Queen is...
Sakura Miyanoki!
Miyanoki? Why?
It had a great impact.
No one said "stink, stink," but it didn't smell at all.
We came up from below, but it smelled like shit.
Murashige is like the second generation of me.
By the way, the second stage will be broadcast again later because "history battle royal" was too exciting.
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