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AK Bingo!
Tonight's navigators are me, Sashihara Rino and
me, Tashima Mel!
Please introduce yourselves!
We are the New Generation!
Soon!
It's Christmas, but will Santa Claus still come?
I think he will come again this year!
Wow! That's your mother!
Don't ruin a child's dream!
Sorry!
Today, we are going to have an illustration battle.
The topic is...
Santa Claus!
I drew Santa Claus when I was in kindergarten.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am!
I'm looking forward to it!
Here is your Santa Claus!
Ta-da!
Wow!
You can draw it normally!
Sorry!
Ta-da!
Wow!
That's terrible!
I don't know if I should say it or not...
Look for the next generation of variety queens!
AKB VS HKT!
Look for the next generation of variety queens!
The juniors who know nothing
are having a serious battle!
The seniors are watching!
A miraculous laugh is born from a serious battle!
Who is the variety queen who will shine tonight?
Coming soon...
AKB GO!
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The Strongest 48 Group Finals!
AKB vs. HKT!
A fierce battle of the three!
Don't get cocky! Don't get cocky!
Don't get cocky in front of your seniors!
I'm getting excited!
The Strongest 48 Group Finals!
With that said, the studio is filled with excitement!
Hush! Hush!
This is a complete fake project!
The real project is...
The Strongest 48 Group Finals!
AKB vs. HKT!
The next-generation variety show is on air!
That's right!
This is the first time in five years that a variety show has been aired!
That's great!
That's right! This time, the juniors in the studio will have a serious battle!
Among them, it is a project to find the next generation of variety queen candidates!
I did it!
The ones secretly monitoring this are...
The seniors who have challenged various variety projects so far!
It's true that there are a lot of variety characters who were born because they were serious about AKB's projects!
I see!
Do you have any memorable ones?
Yukirin's reaction game was born from AKB's "Sokkiri"!
A half-half man, right?
That's right!
That sense of humor was developed from AKB!
Yeah!
I also had a chance to meet Namariko-san!
It was a shock!
It was amazing!
You too, Mii-chan!
You're active in variety shows now, but you've been active since you were in AKB!
That's right!
That's where we're all based.
That's right! Because we're in a serious competition, we have a variety of gods smiling at us!
Who will receive that smile this time?
Director So Takahashi's attention is...
That's right! If we're talking about AKB members...
Iriyama, Anna, Kato, Rena...
Those two have beautiful faces, but they don't show it too much. They have a poker face.
They're working hard, but it's hard to see their hard work.
I hope they'll break that face and do something.
What about HKT?
R-1 Grand Prix 1st place.
It's famous, isn't it?
I've heard a lot about how funny they are.
I think they're the funniest.
They have a lot of empty jokes.
I have a one-shot joke.
She has a lot of one-shot jokes.
I've been thinking about it for AKB.
Mentaiko!
It's like this.
It makes me feel like I'm in the past.
I feel a little slippery.
That's right! Just like our seniors, who will be loved by the variety of gods in a serious competition?
So, we've prepared something to make our juniors more serious!
Today's third match may change the history of AKB for five years!
What do you mean?
Everyone, please take a look at this!
Good morning, members of the 48 Group.
I'm Minami Takahashi.
The final match between AKB and the strongest 48 Group will finally begin!
The strongest 48 Group final match is...
A serious battle between 48 Group's next generation members!
Participating groups are...
AKB48!
SK48!
NMB48!
HKT48!
JKT48!
These five groups will determine the strongest 48 Group in a tournament-style serious match!
First up tonight is...
AKB versus HKT!
The strongest 48 Group that won the tournament is...
AKB!
Starting next January, AKB will be able to call themselves "kammuri"!
In other words, if HKT wins, they will be able to change their title to HKT's from January!
Will HKT be able to win?
Will AKB be able to reclaim their title?
Let's begin the serious match!
Will the show start in January with AKB?
Or will it be SKINGO?
NMBINGO?
HKTINGO?
JKTINGO?
HKTINGO is a little weird, isn't it?
Everyone, do your best!
And now...
No, no, no!
This is going to be a big switch, isn't it?
It is!
It is, isn't it?
It's a big switch!
The AKB BINGO switch will be in your hands!
I think there's a lot of pressure now.
Before I came in, I was watching "00:59".
And now I'm sitting here like this...
You're the one who's holding the key.
This is serious, isn't it?
It's serious.
But we have to be prepared for it.
It's not just about being happy.
We have a chance now.
The AKB BINGO switch will be in your hands from January.
This is a chance for you to sell your name.
You can do it!
The switch has been inserted!
Now the stage for the serious battle has been prepared!
And now...
To tell you the truth, there is someone who came up with this idea.
So, I would like to give instructions to the person who came up with it.
Person who came up with it, A-san, if you can hear me, please say "dafunda".
It's definitely her! It's definitely her!
It's definitely her!
What do you think, HK? Do you have any special skills?
I would like you to imagine the face of "a" in small letters.
3, 2, 1...
Can I do it, too?
Let's do it. 3, 2, 1...
"dafunda".
Menegis-san, you are the best!
That's amazing!
I got a little excited. I'm sorry.
You got too emotional.
To tell you the truth, there is one more person.
I would like you to give instructions to that person, too.
It's definitely her!
If "b" came up with it, it would be her!
"shikakerin" "b"-san, please do "antonioi" in a natural way.
"akasaka" "sakasu".
It's about the right timing!
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's not easy for her.
How are you, Haruki?!
I'm fine!
She's so funny!
She's laughing a lot.
What's up with these two seniors?
That's right! These two are also "shikakerin" this time!
Their mission is to draw out variety elements from juniors!
Then...
Um...
Look at Menegis-san's feet.
Yes.
By doing this...
She's trying to create something interesting!
Oh...
She's reacting to it!
It's because she's alone!
She's alone!
Look at her! She looks like she doesn't like it!
She looks like she doesn't like it!
She's a little angry!
She's stressed out!
She's a little angry!
Now, will she say something?!
Please!
Hmm...
Kato-san isn't saying anything!
She's a senior, so...
She's worried!
She can't say, "Don't worry about it!"
Then...
Let's start the first battle!
Okay! Let's start the first battle!
Variety's god is smiling with a serious face!
Here, Menegis and Sashihara are at a disadvantage!
This battle is called "protecting" and...
I've been doing it for five years now...
There are a lot of people watching me and there are a lot of people who are fans of me...
I'm going to show my character here and...
I'm scared!
She's crying!
I'm going to cry!
She looks like she doesn't like it!
I've never seen such a face of a director!
She has a happy face!
I like this!
I feel like I'm attacking you!
I'm going to protect this show, but I'm going to attack you!
Please!
It doesn't matter how many times I do it, but...
It really depends on everyone!
If everyone loses, no other members can come out!
But...
I might want to make fun of Chiyori and Menegis, but...
A serious face!
A serious face of a dark-skinned girl is nice!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's beautiful for a woman to have such a serious face!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Is your mouth open?
Now that we know how serious this match is,
the battle begins!
The first stage of the third match is
"Show us your skills! Super Common Quiz Battle"!
You're in my way!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for fighting!
From now on, each of you will challenge the Super Common Quiz
in the Super Common Quiz Battle!
It's a quick-fire question, so you can answer it as many times as you like!
What do you think of the A.K.A.B.G. pick-up method?
What do you think? Do you all have common sense?
Yes, we do!
That's why we're confident!
Maybe it's because you're nervous, but you're not very energetic yet!
We only have common sense!
It doesn't look like you have much common sense, does it?
Now, in order for you to be more serious about the match,
we've prepared something for you!
And the reason we're here is...
And?
Good morning!
What's this?
Good morning!
What are you doing?
We're going to have a Super Common Quiz Battle with these young members.
You know what it is, don't you?
Is it something like a ticket?
Now, open the curtain!
Oh, it's like a hostage.
Now, either AKB or HKT will be hostages for Katayama and Matsui.
The hostages of the losing team will be Kodama and Mine.
In fact, these two are also collaborators of this "lie" project.
Wow, that's amazing!
Kodama is already in a state of mind.
- Are you okay with this? Okay, it's your turn. - Okay.
Say October in English.
It's been sent.
- It's an appeal, so pick one. - I'm sorry.
February.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
AKB, you should go instead of us.
No, no, really, no!
- AKB, you should go instead of us. - No, no, no!
- Which one? - The worst hostages!
The worst!
So, the AKB team is Matsui and the HKT team is Katayama are hostages.
HKT, this is a pressure.
In this serious mode, will the next-generation variety queen with a laughing god's smile be born?
From HKT, Kodama. From AKB, Kanae.
Question.
What song is performed at NHK every year on New Year's Day?
Too early!
"Kohaku Utagassen"?
Correct!
I'm so happy!
Well, they say it's a serious game.
This is fun, isn't it?
They didn't come to the end of the question.
What?
Next, Moriak and Yamauchi.
"Suzuran"!
Go!
Go for it!
"Suzuran"!
Question.
What is the name of the person depicted in the current 10,000 yen bill?
Oh, "Suzuran"!
Fukuzawa Yukichi-san!
Correct!
Next up is the middle school competition!
Okay, please have a seat.
Question.
What is the full name of the manga "Famous Detective Conan"?
Oh, that was fast! Myogi!
Edo... Edogawa Conan?
Correct!
Do you watch Conan often?
Yes, I do. I love anime.
Oh, that's right!
By the way, did you know about it?
No, I didn't.
You didn't know about it?
By the way, what were you good at in anime?
Anime?
Oh, Sata-san is giving us a good hint!
This is a chance for variety!
I don't watch anime.
You don't watch anime, do you?
Too bad! You missed it!
That's right!
Okay, next up! Let's switch places!
And then...
Yukichi-san!
You can do it!
Looking at Minegi-san's expression...
You think it's not good, don't you?
That's right. I think it's not good.
They're getting excited in serious mode!
The level of the question has increased!
Now, what will happen?!
Next up is...
Murashige versus Izu-san!
You can do it!
Question.
United States of America, USA. What does it stand for?
Oh! Murashige!
Eurasia continent.
Incorrect!
Universal Studios America?
Incorrect!
Now, Murashige!
Gyurashia...
Incorrect!
Gyurashia...
I like Gyurashia.
Now, Murashige!
Universal Space Stadium.
Incorrect!
Yumenoshima Island?
Incorrect!
How about this one?
It was a little fast.
The tempo was good.
Now, here comes the senior ballet team!
Here they are!
Shimesana and...
Hayaoshi, right?
Yes, it's Hayaoshi.
Their sense of stability is amazing.
Question.
Translate it into Japanese.
That's fast!
It's so fast!
Japanese...
Amaguri (sweetfish)
No way!
Question.
Translate it into Japanese.
Kino okashi (tree sweets)
What are they?
Now, Mitokishi!
Yes.
Tree sweets.
Incorrect!
Hint! Hint!
It's a hint.
The first word is...
Ba.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen!
No way!
It's "ba" in Japanese! "Ba"!
"Ba"! Um... "baruru" pie!
It's not "baruru" pie!
But it's in Japanese! It's in Japanese!
"Ba" is wrong!
It's "ba" in Tokyo!
It's in Tokyo!
It's "ba" in Tokyo!
What?
"Ba" in Tokyo!
Correct!
They're having so much fun!
They are!
They're having so much fun!
Next up is Ooba, who's in charge of self-promotion and comedy,
and H.K.T.'s Nakanishi, who thinks of Sashiana as more of a variety show type of person!
Please go ahead!
Question!
Wrong!
You were wrong!
Now, go ahead!
"Sukiyaki"!
You were wrong!
You managed to imitate Minagishi-san well, didn't you?
You did well!
Question!
Right now, the narrator of "A.K. Bingo" who is reading this question, and my name is...
Right!
You were too fast, Nakanishi!
Tanaka-san!
Wrong!
Look at his face!
Everyone, look at his face!
Kuroda-san?!
Who?!
You looked like him!
You looked like Kuroda-san!
Here's a hint!
I'm happy!
The first letter is...
"Iwa"!
Go for it! Go for it!
Iwami-san?!
"Iwami"!
Correct!
The excitement after the correct answer makes you want to transform!
It's delicious, isn't it?!
At the end of the show, you know someone, so you look at them once, right?
Oh, I see!
At the end of the show...
Amazing!
Amazing show!
I'm glad!
Thank you very much!
Time's up!
The winner is...
Team AKB!
The loser, Team HKT's hostage, Katayama, will be covered in powder!
You look happy!
This is for Katayama!
Mom, I'm so happy!
What are you doing?
Team AKB won the battle, but which one was more interesting?
Let's see the results!
Team HKT is the winner!
But why?
First of all, Murashige did her best.
Chiyori is very cute and attractive.
Her face is attractive.
Her face?
She has her own atmosphere.
She looks interesting.
That's all for this week!
In the next serious battle...
Who will win the next variety queen?
Don't expect too much from me
As it is now
Only for the pressure
I'm serious
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As it is now
Only for the pressure
I'm serious
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Suddenly, I was confessed in the forest in the middle of winter
Why did you choose me?
In a friendly group, on my way home from a movie,
you were lying down next to me.
"I like you," you said, "I'm sure you do," but why didn't you know?
I'm not used to being looked at like that,
so don't have high hopes for me. (pressure)
I can't keep being like this.
I want to be beautiful. (pressure)
Because I really love you,
love is eternal. (pressure)
Because I really love you, love is eternal. (pressure)
Next week's star is Chai B-san!
I like you.
Please take care of me.
Hey, which one do you like?
Make a reservation!
I can't. The members will be here soon.
Can I hold your hand?
Won't you marry me?
If you're serious about it, sure.
I like you.
Make a reservation!
AKB48 Team Surprise!
Today, 12 songs in a row, single release!
Have you already checked the talk of the park?
Gravity-sympathetic park!
AKB you don't know is here!
Now, search for "Team Surprise" right now!
Isn't it the other way around?
Now, search for "Next-Generation Variety Queen" and change!
The first...
Miracles happen one after another...
Who will become "Variety Queen"?!
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