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The AKB Profiling!
AKB Profiling is...
...a game in which you have to guess who is the culprit among five suspects...
...by giving them hints about their homes and properties!
It's been a while, but we're back with this famous song!
Today, we have HKT with us!
- Yes, we're back! - Yes, we're back!
This is HKT!
Cute!
It seems like Motomura has a charm point!
Yes! The bag under my eyes!
- Oh, a crying bag! - Yes, a crying bag!
That's cute! A bag under your eyes!
- I have one too! - What is it, Sajihara-san?
I have a crying bag too!
- Where is it? - Please take a look!
It's in my ears!
Now, listen up!
Today, a terrible incident has occurred!
No way!
Our program's directors, Bichago and Uno-chan...
...tried to loosen up the members who were nervous before the show...
...but when they asked them to play a game...
...they refused in two seconds and died!
Take a look at this!
How pitiful!
This card doesn't say "uno" but "uno"!
It's "uno"!
Then...
What's wrong, Motomura?!
I wanted to eat pizza!
What about you?!
I want to throw up! What's going to happen?!
If you throw up, what's going to happen?!
Right?!
I can't keep up with you at all!
In order to prevent the members from committing crimes...
...these five members have surrendered!
However, there is only one new culprit!
We will have the evidence and documents released from now...
...to sort out the new culprits!
These three teams, who know the suspects well...
...will challenge the mystery!
The first clue is the culprit's home video!
Using the shadows left at the scene...
...they filmed the members' actual homes!
The detective team has five suspects to figure out whose house it is!
Everyone in front of the TV, let's think about it together!
Using an eye key, they break into the culprit's house!
As they go through the front door...
Hmm? Did the culprit throw away his black clothes?
At the top and bottom of the windbreaker...
A dumbbell!
And even a corset that wraps around his waist and squeezes out sweat!
Could the culprit be in the gym?
At the end of the clothes is the culprit's room- like space!
Immediately, they search for valuables under the TV!
Then, on a naked DVD...
Naked?
No way!
A large number of masks!
Really?
Then, they open the closet and jump into their eyes...
An iron!
They're wearing an iron!
"Isn't this a pretty home-like woman?" They thought just now!
What's in the crucial refrigerator?
Huh?
Only ice!
The mystery deepens!
The ice is a hint!
Next, they go to the bookshelf where the culprit's hobbies and interests are stored!
There they find...
The sea and the universe!
Furthermore...
The universe?
They like the universe!
They find books about creatures and animals, as well as books about nature!
And here, they discover an important clue!
On the shelf, there is a family photo taken with the father!
It seems like the culprit took it in the field!
Next, they infiltrate the culprit's bathroom!
There, they find a massage device for the thighs...
Two massage devices that roll all over their bodies...
On top of that, there is a full-scale massage device for the legs...
And on top of that, in their large drawer...
They find a mountain of bath salts!
Do you think they have more than 50 bags of them?
No, I don't think so...
And finally, they go to bed, where the culprit falls asleep every day!
They find a cute water bottle and a ribbon blanket!
Underneath the pillow...
They also find a large number of hot eye masks!
Do you think this is also a sign of their health?
Give it to me!
Now, distinguished detectives!
Based on the clues we have given you so far...
Please sort out the culprits!
Now, the five people who have turned themselves in!
Are you still going to confess that you did it?!
Yes, I did it!
No, it's not like that...
By the way, were you that home-made?
Home-made...
Do you want me to rub your shoulders?
No, it's fine.
My back... my back string is coming off, but...
No, it's fine, it's fine.
Eh, you've got a big hairball on your head!
It's my hair!
Darling...
Would you like some food?
Go away, you!
Now, are there any questions?
Yes.
Eh, your way of raising your hand is strange.
It's hard for me to do it.
Everyone, what color do you like?
Color?!
Yes.
I think the color of the room changes depending on the color, right?
The color of the room changes... I see.
Now, what color do you like?
I like white.
White.
Katayama?
I like brown.
Isn't brown fine?
Tashihara?
I haven't decided on a color I like.
I don't have one in particular.
You don't have one in particular?
I don't really care about it.
Agumon-san?
I like white and pink, but...
I want the room to look bright, so I make it based on white.
How about you, Koya?
I like light blue.
Personally, I have a question for Umeda-san.
Umeda, go ahead!
Earlier, you said you like pink.
Do you use pink in your room or not?
I use it sometimes.
I like white and pink sometimes.
I think it's cute.
Wow, that's scary.
Did you understand what she said?
I think I got it.
She said she got it.
Are there any other questions?
I want to know why there are so many eye masks in your room.
This is...
Umeda-san!
I put them on before I go to sleep.
That way, my face doesn't get too swollen.
Koya-san?
I have smaller eyes than most people,
so I try to make them look bigger.
Wait a minute!
Do you get bigger with eye masks on?
Before I go to sleep, I always wear eye masks to relax my eyes.
I bought all of them.
Akimoto, are you okay?
I'm fine.
You're okay?
I asked you!
I asked you and you didn't say anything!
I'm fine.
Are there any other questions?
Yes.
Team Kindai-chi's Kato.
What do you do on your days off?
Who do you want to ask?
Umeda-san.
On my days off, I wear the jersey I showed you earlier.
I wear it to the training field.
I do some training.
What about you, Akimoto?
I'm fine.
Why?
I'm waiting for you.
Listen up.
Out of the five of you, whose house is it?
Who do you think it is?
Let's start with Team Homes.
Number 7, Kataama Haruka-san.
Why?
Earlier she said I'm brown, but I think she said it because of my character.
I'm a girl, so I only have a room for lovely girls.
Just hearing you say it makes me want to cry.
Don't cry!
Next up is Team Koran!
Number 3, Rino Yogi-san.
Don't cry!
I saw a decisive evidence.
What is it?
Before we started filming, you said you wanted to go to space.
I asked you for the first time if you bought a space book.
I thought you were lying.
Next up is Team Kintaichi.
Let's go!
Number 3, Sashihana-san.
She's wearing it!
Sashihana-san has beautiful legs.
She puts it in the bath and massages it.
I think it's an evidence.
I see.
You have to be careful.
Next up is Team Omoide no Shinajina.
Without looking at their graduation album or letters,
they say...
This is what they wrote when they were in elementary school.
Bang!
A girl with a smile and a short haircut.
However, as you can see,
there's a dent in it.
The culprit may have been Motoyan.
This is their goal for middle school.
Most of them say they want to study hard or make friends.
The culprit's goal is...
to forget things.
The culprit must have been confused.
Yes.
I understand.
At this point, the culprit is arrested and H.K.T.'s new look is revealed.
And...
Thank you for bringing me here.
I'll see you later.
Mel?
Hey!
What's up?
You guys came all the way from Hakata.
I'm doing this show for AKB.
Why don't you talk to me?
I'm trying!
You guys are doing your best!
Sakatsuki?
What are you writing down?
I'm writing down how many times I've bitten a kid.
You're the first one to get bitten!
H.K.T. has a special clue.
In Sata's hands,
there's evidence that proves the culprit's innocence.
And that is...
the original paper play that the culprit made in elementary school.
This is embarrassing!
When I saw this, I was surprised at its wonderful completion.
Everyone, please look!
The title is "meat shumai".
I'm interested!
What is that title?
At this point, it is already a great completion, but the story is amazing!
One day, a girl went to buy meat shumai.
Here is the next page.
When she was walking, it seemed like someone was following her from behind, so she turned around.
But there is no one there!
When she opened the box of meat shumai, there were ten of them, but now there are nine of them.
It's a sudden development!
Also, it seemed like someone was following her from behind, so she turned around, but now there is no one there!
When she opened the box of meat shumai, there are still one less!
The girl was surprised, screamed "ah!" and went home!
The girl arrived at home and went into the house!
When she opened the door, all of the shumai were gone!
When the girl was surprised and looked closely, all of the shumai were stuck to the lid!
"What?!" said the girl. "The end!"
What's with that house? It's amazing!
The story is amazing! This was made in elementary school!
The title itself is amazing! "Meat Shumai"!
It's a shumai restaurant!
Who is the owner of this amazing house?
Who do you think it is?
First, Team Homes!
It's the boss!
Why?
When I thought about it, the boss was wearing a mask.
When I heard about this story, I thought it was the boss.
I see!
Next, Team Conan!
We think it's the boss, too!
I saw the play earlier, and I don't think it's changed much since then.
What do you mean?
I don't think it's changed much.
Next, Team Kintaichi!
It's Akimoto of Team BIRD!
I think Akimoto is a shy person.
When the title "Meat Shumai" came out, I made an embarrassing reaction.
I see! Reaction!
You're looking at something amazing!
Kato, do you have anything you want to say to Akimoto?
Nothing in particular.
Say it!
Thank you!
Next, the third hint is a letter to parents!
We are criminals!
The criminal will receive a letter to parents written in elementary school.
The criminal will be given a hint about the part of the letter where you can see the criminal's heart and sort out the criminal.
First of all, it's a letter to your mother.
Here it is.
Mother!
It seems like the criminal was calling you "mother" as if it were an old story.
And here it is!
Please let me go to the hospital!
It's a letter to your mother!
Next, it's a letter to your father.
First of all, it's a letter.
Here it is.
Father!
It seems like it's about your father.
Mother! Father!
It seems like the criminal was calling you.
How dare you call me 'father'!
How dare you!
Now, what did you call me?
You called me 'father'!
What's going on?
This time you won't lose!
This 'what'!
This 'hagiataima pontaro'!
What kind of comment is that?
And for some reason, when I read it, it says "hagiataima pontaro".
So, everyone, is there anything you'd like to ask for the last time?
Team Konan!
It said "hagiataima pontaro" earlier, so I think it's about your father.
I'm curious about what kind of "hagiataima" he does.
That's what I'm curious about!
I'll ask you in detail.
He's worried about you looking bald, so he dared to say that.
I see! He's worried about you being pretty and "hagiataima" you being bald!
Yes.
How does your father look like when he's bald?
He doesn't look like he's bald at all, but when he was in elementary school, he had a habit of saying "hagiataima pontaro" when he was bald.
How does your father look like when he's bald?
He's a barcode-type "ah!"
How about your father in Akimoto?
He doesn't go as far as Nukumizu-san, but Takahashi Katsumi-san.
How about your father in Ooyama?
I don't know if my father is "hagiataima" at first glance, but when he's wet, he's "hagiataima"!
He's a pizza-hagi-type, isn't he?
Yes.
With this, the hints are all over!
Room, memories of Shina, letters for parents...
Based on these three hints, sort out the real culprits!
First up is Team Homes!
Ta-dah! The first one is the boss!
As usual!
I've been watching this for a while now.
At that time, the boss was pretty expressionless.
It was like she was holding it in.
She didn't dare to react.
Yeah, it all seemed like acting.
I was wondering with Shiharu-san, but...
Fukuoka prefecture dialect?
What is it?
Prefecture dialect? Change the subject!
And her reactions were amazing.
I thought it might be acting.
Team Conan.
We're Cassie.
Why?
She reacted so well.
Her face looked so embarrassed.
It all fits Cassie.
Yeah, we're always together.
But we know that.
Yeah, it's definitely Cassie.
You only think about Cassie when it comes to meat shumai.
I don't think about it!
And lastly, I'm confident.
Ta-da!
Shiharu!
Why?
It all seemed like she did it on purpose.
On the contrary, she said "I'm not like that."
And she appealed herself.
So she wouldn't be called like that.
I see.
So, is reasoning fun?
Lastly, let's have our suspects confess.
Actually, it was Koichi who lived in that house!
Who is the real culprit?
The answer will be revealed in the second half of the show!
Rock, paper, scissors!
In September of this year's rock, paper, scissors tournament,
Shimazaki Haruka, who won the championship,
will be the center!
Her 29th single album "AKB48" will be released!
It's...
"Game Pressure"!
It'll be released on December 5th!
Look forward to it!
"Hikaru Monotachi" third single will be released next week!
We'll release the music video for it as soon as possible!
♪ Shaking the trees, the sunshine spills over ♩
♪ I wasn't lost on the way, I came on purpose ♩
♪ I'm kept by adults because I'm cute ♩
♪ Hey, listen ♩
♩ It shines ♩
Only this stone shines brightly and dazzlingly
Carrying it in my chest, I realized
The one I was looking for was nearby
I can't reach it...
Even if the fruit is torn in half,
That will alone shines more brilliantly.
Those who shine,
Gently grasping the top of their palms,
Riding it, they realized...
That the right thing was nearby.
Those who shine...
After this, the real culprit will finally reveal himself!
Now, whose house was this room?!
The real culprit will finally confess!
The culprit is Shizuka Ohya!
I'm embarrassed!
I want to say something.
First, you showed me the VTR.
That's why you kept saying you like space.
The honest HKT member who heard this...
Before recording, I heard for the first time that you like space.
I thought you were just showing off.
She was completely absorbed in her plan.
That's why you kept saying you like space!
- Now, Ohya-san! - Yes!
I'm sure many of you noticed, but I keep saying I like space.
Also, ice is a hint!
I can't live without ice!
I eat that much seaweed a day.
You eat it raw?
I eat it raw or with barley tea.
Lastly, Kato, is there anything you want to ask Akimoto?
I like you!