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You're full of motivation to be treated like that, aren't you?
Treating your juniors with caviar isn't that much of a career, is it?
I don't think there's anyone sending you an email thinking you'll come back.
I won't come back!
You're going to end up like this!
Starting last week,
the scary game seniors can say whatever they want to juniors,
"Humanity High and Low".
And tonight,
like last week, these five juniors will be asked about their humanity from juniors on various themes.
Again, we've asked 45 juniors on these three themes and created a ranking.
So, the first theme is...
Who do you think is the smartest among these five seniors?
The third place is...
Let's announce it!
The third place is...
Here!
What is this?
Is it a lie?
If it's a lie, we can't get first place, can we?
What?
You calculated it, didn't you?
I calculated it, too.
Since we're first place...
I thought about it and...
What? What? What?
What?
Akimoto thought this was higher.
No, I thought this was higher. Definitely!
No, seriously!
Now, let's have the other four guess whether they are higher or lower than Akimoto.
Let's do it!
Humanity, high and low!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
I'll go with you.
Why?
What's with this good brain of yours?
Why?
I think it's the weight.
The senior ranking, where the brain thinks it's good.
As you can see, the four of them are guessing correctly.
The reason is...
I thought you were first place, but...
I don't think you're at the same level as Sae- chan.
I don't think you're low.
I see.
I want to believe you.
Adults!
You don't talk much, so...
You don't talk much, so I thought you might think you're smart.
I see.
I thought about it positively.
I don't know, but...
Yes.
And the group of low is...
Miyazawa?
No, I really think you're high.
Yes.
But if I say I'm high, it's annoying, right?
And...
If you're here...
Wouldn't it be better if you said you were really high?
Definitely.
That's unfair.
Miyazawa-san, how about you?
You're cool!
Miyazawa-san, how about you?
No! You're cool!
Miyazawa-san, how about you?
Do you really think you're low?
Now, Kashiwagi!
I don't think there's anyone who's smarter than Amika-chan.
I don't think so.
What?
Why is that?
I don't think so.
What do you think, senior members?
It's not Sai-chan!
There's hope in this seat.
In many ways.
How about you, Ami?
If I don't have much connection with Yukirin...
If you don't know much about her, you might think she's smart.
I thought Kashiwagi might be in first place.
That's right.
Now, who do you think is in first place?
I don't know how you feel.
So, senior members, vote!
Please!
That's why I'm here! That's why!
Ryuto, Madoka and Kashiwagi are out!
The second members chose the "smart seniors" ranking.
Kashiwagi is in first place and she's surprised too.
Kashiwagi thinks of herself as a rose.
But now that we think about it, it's because of the weather.
That's right.
I'll give you a reason.
It's because you're a weather woman.
I see, that's big.
That's what 10-year-old Abe and 13-year-old Amemiya are saying.
The weather is nice.
They're saying they're hungry, so they're going to eat "zurugashi koi".
It's like "Tokumei Kibo".
Who is it?!
"Tokumei Kibo", stop it!
Don't be scared, come at me!
Watching Kashiwagi and Winkie's reactions on a stage show,
it seems like she can judge what's good for her in an instant.
"Tokumei Kibo" is what Kashiwagi wants you to know.
Give me the data!
You're shooting a camera, but you don't care about Kashiwagi that much.
When I sing this song, my own camera comes.
But it seems like you're watching her properly.
That's right.
Let's look at the second "smart seniors" ranking.
Looking at how you're doing, it seems like you've been reading a lot of books.
That's what 13-year-old Kita said.
I'm happy you saw it!
Who else is reading a lot of books?
Shii-chan and Aki-chan are doing it too.
That means, other than Kuramochi, you haven't been reading a lot of books.
What?!
How many months has it been?
It started in April.
I've been doing it for four years now!
Let's look at the third one.
She remembered my name right away.
You don't think I'm human, do you?
You think I'm human, don't you?
You read the newspaper a lot, don't you?
No, I always read it.
I hope you'll be famous in your thirteenth year of life.
Don't make me nervous!
I think you're really good at summarizing MCs.
This is what Irisa said earlier.
When we go out for the first time, we don't know what we're talking about.
If it gets messy, she always sums it up for me.
I respect you.
I was doing it in elementary school, so I'm good at summarizing.
Do you think Akimoto's MCs are good?
There are a lot of things I can't talk about unless you shake me.
When Sayaka went back to school, she said, "I'm sorry I didn't shake you."
There are a lot of things I can't talk about unless you shake me.
First of all, I'd like you to give me a good opinion.
Do you have one?
Yes, I do.
I think you're smart because you can do anything.
I think you have a lot of courage.
That's all.
You're too perfect, so I don't want you to be able to study.
You're stubborn.
Instead of being cute, you don't seem to be able to study.
This is my opinion.
Watanabe's case is not stupid.
If you don't think I'm stupid, I'm in fourth place, so I'm relieved.
In fifth place, it's hard.
That's the difference in driving.
Here we go.
Reason.
I can't read kanji.
I've seen the school building being haunted.
Really?
Who did it?
Species, medium and large, and many others.
You've seen a lot of it.
I've seen a lot of it.
There's a team game called "Reset Park."
"Reset" is short for "re," isn't it?
It's "r-e-s-e-t."
Instead of "reset," it said "r-i-s-e-t."
They wrote "reset park" in the school building and put engines in it.
On the first day, Akimotsu came to see it and said, "That's not what it said."
Five minutes before the show, he said it and got a little down.
It's my fault!
He wrote "diva" as "dive."
The next topic is...
Out of the five of you, which senior would you consult about your worries?
Here's the third place for "the average," which is the standard for predictions.
"The average" is...
Aizen!
Kurowoji!
I did it! I did it!
Kurowoji, please take the average seat.
I'm so happy!
I've never gone out with my juniors, and I don't know much about them.
I haven't talked much about it, so I thought it was low, so I'm happy.
I see.
Let's start the prediction!
The senior ranking that juniors want to consult with!
Is it higher or lower than the third place Kuramochi?
As you can see in the predictions of the four of you!
What is the reason for that?
Tomiya-san!
I've been consulted with that a few times.
But I don't know if they're answering it properly.
They're telling me I'm stupid.
Riana-san, what do you think?
Do you think words are heavy?
If you're wrong, it's really embarrassing.
What about you, Watanabe-san?
I've never been consulted with that before.
Kuramochi!
You've done it once, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
You haven't consulted with anyone?
Do you consult with everyone?
I don't know if it's big or small.
I think it's there.
What about you, Hinana and Minato-san?
I think it's higher than the first place.
I think we'll get a proper answer.
I see.
Who is wrong?
Stupid seniors who don't know how they feel!
Stop it!
Everyone is correct!
Wow!
Come here!
Whether or not Kashiwagi and Watanabe should be happy is another story.
Surprisingly, all of them got it right for the first time!
The reason why Akimoto came in first is...
He seriously listens to advice from people like me and gives me advice.
It's like rain for teenagers.
It seems like you've been through a lot in life and you've actually talked about it.
For teenagers, it's "over".
Oh, I see.
How is it, Akimoto? If you were actually asked like this, would you give it back to them?
Well...
Whether it's correct or not, you decide for yourself in the end.
But I think it's like this as an opinion.
I think it's like this, so whether it's correct or not, you decide for yourself.
Like that, you give them advice.
Second, you always talk about a lot of things.
I put it in the 13th episode.
Oh, yes.
When you talked about your worries, you gave me very appropriate advice.
"Fujita" in the 10th episode.
Oh, yes!
Yes, "Fujita"!
Oh!
There was a time when I was really worried about my performance.
At that time, I emailed Miyazawa.
He immediately replied with a very long sentence.
He said, "Why don't you read the lyrics again?"
Or "I think it would be good if you did it like this."
He wrote me very appropriate things.
I still protect that email.
Wow!
I'm happy!
It's warm.
I can feel that he loves you very much.
When we went to the park together recently, I was surprised at Nana's growth.
I was happy at the moment because I thought she had changed.
Thank you very much.
And even for the third-place dark-skinned person, good opinions are coming out of the juniors one after another and they seem to have an image of a kind sister.
And...
Let's look at the fourth place.
It's Kashiwagi.
It's fourth place, isn't it?
She seems to say only "it's okay"
It's a very big number.
She seems to be laughed at by "what? It's wonderful!"
It's a very big number.
What kind of image is that?
It's like this.
It's appropriate for me.
However, there was also such an opinion.
They are good friends and easy to talk to.
It's a middle school student's long face.
That's nice.
What do you do with her?
We eat together.
Do you have a good friend?
Don't make a shocking statement.
No, it's not like that.
I was very surprised when I heard from Yukirin that she was going to eat with her juniors.
It's fifth place.
She always says "butt" so it's hard to talk to her.
It's an anonymous number of ten.
I didn't say "butt" that much.
It's not like that.
Before talking about your worries, I want to talk about it more.
It's an anonymous number of twelve.
Have you ever talked about your worries?
No, I haven't.
But I have.
What did you say earlier?
I didn't notice it.
It's not such a big worry of course.
Recently, my skin has been rough.
I asked Mayu "Your skin is really beautiful. How do you take care of it?"
She said "I take care of it normally."
I was like "Hmm..."
The next topic is...
If you were a boy, who would you like as a girlfriend?
The middle 3rd place goes to...
The 3rd place goes to...
Miyazawa!
Miyazawa, what does "yea" stand for?
I think I'm generally seen as a man.
That's why I did it.
I see.
But you're in 3rd place.
It's okay. It's okay on average.
Because you don't get beaten up.
That's right!
Because you get beaten up.
Because you're in 3rd place.
Let's start the prediction!
The junior will be asked how well she can see.
Okay, please move.
Huh?
No way!
Wow!
You're brave!
And with that...
The junior will choose...
If you were a boy, who would you like as a girlfriend?
Only Akimoto said "yes"!
Everyone was surprised, but is there any proof?
I think your image of Sayaka and what you actually think of her are different.
Because you're close to her, you know more about her girlish side.
Ah, I see.
And now for the low group...
What is this?
Well, I can tell from the lyrics.
I'm confident in this. I'm smart.
You're telling me off so much!
Why is this?
Isn't it "girlfriend"?
You're not in contact with her.
If you think about it...
Ah, I see.
I think you're closer to her.
What about you, Otanabe?
I think I want to make her my girlfriend, too.
Really?
Asuka said "yes".
She said "yes".
I'm happy.
And now for the high group...
Who is wrong?
I don't know how the juniors feel, but the stupid seniors will answer!
Everyone except Kashima Aki is correct!
What did you say?
Roni and Watanabe are in first place.
Aki and Akimoto are in second place.
What are the juniors' opinions?
Watanabe is in first place.
Everything is cute and you can definitely boast about it.
Old people's overreaction.
There is also an opinion that you don't want your girlfriend to do it even though you are in first place.
If you are too cute and you are your boyfriend, you can't walk next to him.
What is this?
This is amazing.
Old people's overreaction.
You can never go out with him.
What is this?
Old people's overreaction.
It's not like that.
If you have a cute girlfriend like this, you can boast about it to your friends.
What do you think, Watanabe?
I didn't know you thought of me like that.
I'm very surprised.
The second place goes to...
High girl power.
It's Takamura, a senior high school student.
I'm happy.
What do you think about her?
She acts like a girl and behaves like one.
And I think she has what men like.
I'm happy.
Let's move on.
She has a nice smile and seems like she will have a lot of fun with him.
It's Amemiya, a 13th grade student.
Thank you.
That's all.
Wait, wait.
It's the average.
Let's move on to the fourth place.
It's a pretty bad one.
It's a bad one.
She doesn't seem like she will transform with him.
It's Tokimeki Boy 10th grade.
She seems like she will shake him around even if they go on a date together.
It's Tokimeki Boy 10th grade.
It's a pretty bad one.
Tokimeki Boy 10th grade who can't cook.
Her face is red again.
Kashiwagi-san, you said you can't cook. I heard a lot about you.
I heard you can't crack an egg.
I'm 16 years old and I can crack an egg.
I've been able to crack an egg since I was in middle school.
So I thought she wouldn't be able to crack an egg.
Kashiwagi-san, are you happy?
I have a good idea.
Let me hear it.
I want to protect you.
13th grade.
I think you're a great guy.
I want to protect you, 13th grade.
On the contrary, I want you to become 13th grade.
I want you to become 13th grade.
I can't decide!
A shocking reunion! The reason behind it is in the second half of the show!
Fans have been waiting for AKB48's new album "1830m" which will be released on August 15th.
Of course, big hit songs are also included in the album.
Look forward to it!
"1830m" will be released on August 15th.
"Adult Jelly Beans", Watanabe Mayu's second solo single, has finally been released today!
It's a Watanabe-like song that sings of sweet and sour love! Please support it!
"No Name", a dream unit chosen by akb48 voice actors, will finally be released next week!
We'll be showing you the music video tonight!
See you next week!
Boku-tachi no yume da
ima no hoshi datte nai
ai wo sagashite mo
sugu ni, sugu ni, mitsukaranai no
jimin no hou kara
dareka, dareka, aishite mirunda
sonna hiroi sekai
unmei ni michibikarete
datte hitotsu dake no kikai wo mita
kibou ni tsuite boku wa katarou
doshi oita deep like a swift
kimi ga nanika ni kizutsuita nara
deatte suru yori noboru
asa hi boku wa yubisasou
Let's move on to 5th place.
"Bad Reason".
If you were a man, you'd be cool enough to lose your mind.
"Fateful Desire".
When you hold hands, it seems like your hands are bigger than you.
Ah, I'm already thinking about it!
Why do you care about your hands?
I don't like hands bigger than men's.
How about you, Kashiwaka Jujo?
No, it's really big!
Mine is also pretty big.
It's really big.
As a woman, I've become like Wada Akiko-san.
This problem.
There was also an opinion that she wanted to do it.
Oh, I see.
It seems like you'd be able to play actively with her.
It's an island for middle school students.
Ah, it's an island!
That's cool!
I want you to lead me.
Lead you?
So you can see it at such a moment.
Miyamoto Amon Musical's latest audition.
Completely attached to that stage.
I only believe in what I've seen with my own eyes.
The truth that couldn't be revealed there.
And...
The members' strong feelings overflowed.
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