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What happened?
Don't you know?!
What happened?
Don't you know?!
What happened?
It's showing now, you know?!
No matter how many hours it is, how it looks like right now...
It's live!
Yes it is!
For those of you who don't know...
Just now...
On Yahoo News...
A comment by "sashaya" appeared...
This person has been taking care of her phone since morning...
I don't know any information right now!
What is it?
You don't know, right?
No.
Actually, you prepared two types of comments, one when the record breaker wins and one when it loses, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
But you made a mistake and the news went down without your knowledge!
Really?!
That's right! The news went down!
You're the only one who doesn't know!
Me?!
Okay!
Okay, I'll give you the result with this video!
You're really going to give it to me?!
Yes!
Okay, we don't have much time, so let's go!
Let's go!
Everyone, let's go!
Finally, today, AKB48, who continues to break their records with six consecutive millions,
will make their solo debut!
However, AKB's official rival, Nogizaka 46's second single "Come Here, Shampoo" will also be released today!
Once again, it's a direct battle!
If Sashihara loses in this match, his senior's reputation will be ruined!
Even AKB's members don't look happy!
The match is a week later's "Oricon Weekly Chart"!
Will Sashihara be able to beat Nogizaka?!
Tonight's emergency live broadcast, "Sashiringo" starts now!
I like you!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
I don't know what's going on, but...
What's going on? Look at me!
I don't want to look at you!
What's with you and your opening title?
Is it that one?
You don't have the power of an opening picture!
What's wrong with you?
You spent too much money and became stupid!
I shouldn't have lost today!
I don't know!
What's with you?
Did you prepare that?
I looked it up on the internet and I thought it was an oil fax!
There's no such thing as an oil fax!
Please give me a fax!
Don't make up for it!
Yes, please use the following number for an oil fax!
Are you stupid?
It's late at night, so don't make a mistake!
You can't make a mistake like that!
Please!
There's no time for that!
If you lose, you'll be in big trouble!
That's right!
I did my best, too!
I'm sorry!
Oh! What is it?
Let's go to Orikko's place!
Wow!
Now, Sashihara and everyone in front of the TV!
Sashihara and Nogizaka's match will begin in a moment!
On May 8th, Oricon's weekly chart results will be released!
But Sashihara, you don't know the results of yesterday's match, do you?!
I don't know, I don't know!
But it's already in the news!
I don't want to know!
We'll show you the results now!
Here it is!
I don't want to know!
We'll announce it now!
First, let's start with Nogizaka!
Shall we?
Yes!
What?!
1,100,000,100,000,100,000...
1,112,000...
No! 1,112,222 cards!
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's a huge sale!
That's strong!
That's a huge sale!
Next!
I don't want to know!
Why do you all know?!
That's weird!
Here it is!
Let's see!
Is it Sashano?!
Or is it Nogizaka?!
Here it is!
56879 times!
What?!
This part is white.
What's going on?!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's empty!
Wait!
Huh?!
Wait, you can't even cut it!
Why?!
This is terrible!
It's a live broadcast!
Huh?!
What is this?!
What is this?! This is embarrassing!
Anyway!
This is a live broadcast, so it's a fact!
But!
There's no way we're letting other people in on this, right?!
Right, right!
What, what?
Wait up! I'm not stupid either!
Just so you can buy a CD even if you're alone, I've prepared something for you!
For example?
If you buy my CD, you'll win a lottery and an event called "finger festival"!
Wait, I have no idea what that is!
Ah! Ah!
A message of support has arrived for you from the members of "finger festival"
So, please take a look right away!
Buyer's Prize No. 1 Yubi Matsuri!
Yubi Matsuri is a dream idol event by Sashiana Produce that will be held at Ippokudoukan on June 25th!
The participants are...
Watari no Oka Hashiritai Seven!
Tokyo Joshiryu!
Super Girls!
Passport!
Idling!
Ebisu Middle School!
And Momoiroku Romanze!
This Yubi Matsuri will be held by idols representing Ippokudoukan!
We received some kind comments from the participants!
We are Momoiroku Romanze!
Congratulations to Shana-san and Nogizaka46-san for their overwhelming victory!
Embarrassing!
That's enough!
It hasn't been decided yet.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Ah, well, if it's Sashihara-san...
It'll be fine, right?
If it's not decided yet, it'll be bad for sure.
That's right.
Well, but...
Please do your best!
It hasn't been decided yet.
It's a super win!
This time, Sashihara-san will face Nogizaka46-san, a Kousuki rival, in person!
That's right!
Please watch it!
That's right!
Anyway, we want to be part of the ring-turning party!
Please don't lose!
Please!
Good evening!
We're idling!
This time, it looks like we're having a serious match against our official rivals!
Eh~
Wait a minute...
The official rivals of AKB...
Weren't they idling?
Eh~?
Wait a minute.
Why?
But if Sasshiora-san loses, Yumi will be disqualified, unfortunately!
Stop it!
We're also looking forward to Yumi Matsuri, so don't ruin it!
It's finally Sasshi vs. Rokizaka46's match, so there's no way we'll lose!
Why not?
Sasshi, you're graduating, right?
I don't have time for that! Stop it!
There's only one way to graduate, right?
Sasshi, thank you!
It's not about that!
Sasshi is our representative, so don't lose!
I'm sorry!
That's all for today's kind comments!
You said it, didn't you?
All I can say is "embarrassed"!
I'm embarrassed! I'm sorry!
Well, for now, what do you say about the disappointment party?
Wait a minute! No! Fingertip festival!
Fingertip festival? Isn't it good?
Isn't it good? An event where so many idols gather.
Well, it's not just girls who are excited.
Yeah, what do you think?
Well, I'd like to go.
I don't want to go at all.
What?!
No way!
Ah, but...
For that reason...
What is it?
I've prepared a talk show for you. Please watch it!
Talk show?!
Purchaser benefits part 2! Talk show!
A talk show where you can apply for SASHIARA, which is included in the CD!
Who will join us there?!
Super idols.
Ashika and Hachikun!
That's right! The second purchaser benefit is Ashika and Sashiko's talk show!
That's right!
Hachikun, who will appear there, also received cheering comments!
Wow, cute!
Super cute!
Cute!
I was praised for my weird face.
That's right! That's right! Amazing!
But if it's Ashika's show, I might want to go.
No way!
Ashika is cute in her own way.
You're cute, Ashika!
And I like marine plants too.
What are you talking about?!
I don't like plants, so I don't like weird voices.
Stop it!
Wait! Stop it!
What is it?
You want it, don't you, CD?
No, no. But you won't know what you want until you see it on TV.
Yes, I thought of a song that some people might like.
Oh, there's a video of it too.
Oh, there is.
Take a look at the video!
April Fool's Day.
I've already thought of the final method.
I think I can do it with this.
Before she faced Nogizaka, she came up with her last strategy.
I'll have you come a little later. I'll be waiting for you.
What was waiting for her?
Oh, Yuuko! Yuuko!
Yuuko!
I thought you were waiting for me!
Yuuko Oshima!
What is her final strategy?
What is it?
It's almost time!
May 2nd.
What's wrong?
Don't you know?
May 2nd?
You'll be fine today, won't you?
I'll be fine.
What are you talking about?
My new CD will be released on May 2nd!
Oh, that's it!
That's it!
Nogizaka-san!
That's right!
It's the same, isn't it?
It will be released at the same time.
That's right!
The one who will lose is...
I'm a senior, so I can't do it.
But you will lose.
No, no, no.
So, I have a request for you, Yuko-chan.
If you win the game, I want you to go to the theater in a swimsuit.
What? Swimsuit?
If I win the game, I want you to go to the theater in a swimsuit.
What is her answer?
What is that?
I don't like it, Yuko-chan!
Why is it not a leaf but a swimsuit?
Which one is it?
Is it okay if it's a leaf?
No way!
It's either a leaf or a swimsuit, right?
Let me think about it.
It's a tie!
So, if Sashihara wins, Oshima will go to the theater in a swimsuit!
Right?
What do you think?
It's either a leaf or a swimsuit, so it's not decided yet.
It's perfect!
Because I'm Yuko-chan's junior!
But you have many juniors!
What do you want me to do? Make a call?
Do you know how to make a call?
Right now?!
Call Yuko-chan and ask her if she really wants you to do it.
You're so quick-tempered.
I'll call her.
Have you ever called Yuko-chan at this hour?
No, but I've sent her an email.
Is she awake?
You're so quick-tempered!
You're so quick-tempered today!
If you don't call me, I won't do it.
That's right!
It's connected.
Excuse me.
Huh? Yuko-chan?
Yes?
Yes? Yuko-chan?
Who is it?
Who is it? It's Sashihara!
Sashi?
Yes!
Don't tell me you haven't seen it, Yuko-chan?
Yuko-chan, turn on the TV! Yon-chan!
Yuko! Yuko! Bad Boys! Yuko! Good morning!
Ah...
Bad Boys!
Turn on the TV!
It's been a while.
Turn on the TV!
AK Bingo?
Yes! Yon-chan! Yon-chan! Turn it on! Yon-chan!
No, it's in my bed.
In your bed?
Yuko-chan!
Go away!
Yes!
First of all...
Turn on the TV!
First of all...
Yuko-chan, did you think of Rei's sword?
Huh?
Rei's sword.
The one you wore last time?
Yes! The one you wore last time!
The one you said you'd wear it for me!
No way!
Then...
No way!
Huh?
Yuko-chan, turn on Yon-chan for now! Yon-chan!
Yon-chan, I just put it on.
Yon-chan, turn it on!
How is it?
How is it, solo?
It's solo.
You lost just now!
No, I didn't!
I didn't!
Yuko-chan!
You scared me!
Yuko!
You scared me, Yuko!
It's rare for you to be on TV!
Huh? You said "sashi" just now! "Sashi"!
"Sashi"!
That's right!
Is it on TV right now?
It's on TV!
Hang in there!
Wow!
I was looking at the time and realized I hadn't written it down.
Swimsuit!
If you can't write it down, you have to do it yourself!
That's true.
Huh?
What about "swimsuit" Yuko?
Huh?
"Swimsuit" is...
Huh?
What?
Yuko!
"Swimsuit" is "NG"!
Huh?
Say it!
"Swimsuit" is "NG"!
I can't! I can't!
I'm hanging up!
"Swimsuit" is "NG"!
She said it!
What?
Again! Again!
That's enough!
Yuko, if you can't write it down...
Let's have another member say it!
Huh?!
Who? Who? Who?
At least call the studio and make it exciting!
Maeda! Maeda! Call Maeda! Maeda!
He's definitely sleeping! He's definitely sleeping!
No, you're not sleeping! Call Maeda! We're Maeda!
He's not sleeping!
He's definitely sleeping!
He's definitely not standing!
Just don't scream!
I'll call Kojima-san! Kojima-san!
You'll call Kojima-san?!
Yeah.
What's up with Kojima?
Is he awake?
I'm sure he's watching.
Is Kojima watching?
Because he's in a situation where he has to refrain from using his mobile phone during a fight...
He can't answer the phone.
Does he drive?
No, he doesn't have a driver's license.
Huh?!
What's going on?!
Is he driving without a license?!
Who could it be?!
Driving?!
What?!
What's going on?!
Huh?!
Hey! Yuko, watch this!
AKB48 overseas project to Shanghai!
Jakarta, following Taipei, SNH48 will debut in Shanghai!
Look forward to the beginning of activities in December!
Nogizaka 46's second single "Oide Shampoo" is finally released today!
Although it is an AKB rival, it turned out to be a very good song!
Is it over, Saserano?
No.
Why?! You're losing, Saserano!
Shut up, you! AKB news is finally coming out, Nogizaka!
You're losing twice as much, Saserano!
Shut up, you! Every time you say it, you make me do it!
Because you're good!
You said it, Saserano! We don't have much time!
What?!
The show is over!
What?!
Hey, if you're forced to promote it, you're in trouble!
Let me do it! Let me promote it!
Because you don't know what singers and idols say at all!
That's right!
You're just borrowing people's strength!
That's right, that's right!
Use your own strength and sweat it out, you!
Please let me do it!
That's why I want you to sweat it out and promote the CD!
Now, Saserano, what do you know about Japanese TV?
I don't know.
Where do you work?
Otapro.
That's right!
And so, this is the traditional student of Japanese TV and Otapro!
Saserano is in charge of internet commercials!
Oh, I've been waiting for you!
Hey, Saserano! Change into swimsuits and come here!
Change into swimsuits and come here!
Hurry up and go! We don't have time, so change into swimsuits and come here!
No!
Change into swimsuits! Swimsuits!
Hurry up and change!
Yes!
You can hide it and hide it!
No!
Nobody wants to see it!
Now, please change!
Yes!
Now!
Now, let's listen to one song!
Next Wednesday Wednesday night on sale on nap48!
Please play Saserano's song!
Shut up!
Change, you!
Shut up!
Finally, May 9th, NMB48's 4th single "Nagage" will be released!
Tonight, we'll show you a fresh-made MV with cute swimsuits!
Please look forward to it!
♪ I've gotten used to it, and something important is here for sure, remember it! ♪
After this, Sashihara will challenge the internet commercial!
Sashihara! This is Sashihara Rio's hot water commander!
Sashihara, please take a look at this!
There is a play button at the bottom of the uber.
If you sit here, your music video will play.
There are also a lot of packs!
Thank you very much!
Sashihara, do you have a roulette? Do you want me to spin it for you?
Do you want me to spin the roulette for you?
What is this?!
Even if you spin it, it's the same thing!
Do you want me to stop?
I know what you're doing!
Sashihara, let's go for the internet commercial!
You just have to put it in at the right time!
I'm scared!
Let's go, Sashihara!
What's wrong?
"Oshima English" has been released!
It's out!
There's still time!
Sashihara, let's go!
Kojima-san, let's go!
Kojima-san!
Good evening!
Kojima-san!
Good evening!
Why did you come?
Isn't it "corn"?
No, it's not!
Why did you come?
What did you do, Kojima?
I was eating pancakes.
You ate pancakes?!
As expected of an idol!
What did you do just now?!
What's wrong?
Kojima came!
What's wrong with you?!
I don't like you!
Kojima came at the right time!
What is it?!
Let's go!
I'm going!
I'm scared!
Kojima-san!
You're fast!
Sashihara, you're fast!
It's not working at all!
It's working!
Kojima-san!
I'm going!
Turn up the heat! Turn up the heat!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Stop it! Stop it!
Ouch! Ouch!
You're crazy! You're crazy!
How many times do I have to tell you?!
We don't have time! Can we turn up the heat?!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
It's hot!
Don't blame it on us!
It's hot!
Here you go!
Wait! Wait!
Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there!
Wait! Wait!
It's a mess over here!
Don't slip!
Okay! Okay!
So...
Announcement time...
2 seconds!
That was bad!
And it's a mess over here, too!
It's a mess over here, too!
Okay, start, Sarah!
Is it over already?
It's over!
Please wait a little longer!
Thank you so much!
But you know...
I bought it!
You're so nice!
I bought it!
But I found another one, so I bought it too!
This one!
You bought both of them!
You're so nice!
Thank you so much!
It's hot!
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