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Tonight...
Nobe-sensei!
The character is waiting for you.
Go ahead, poor girls.
In a mysterious world you don't know about...
...AKB invites you.
I want to meet you! I want to meet you!
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Welcome to "civility", an outer zone you don't know about!
So, let's get started.
Suzuran, what is your hobby?
For me, it's golf.
Golf, I see.
Itano, what is your hobby?
Shopping.
Shopping!
Takeuchi, what is your hobby?
For me, it's collecting bags.
Collecting bags?!
Yes.
Shopping, like paper bags...
...or shopping bags in shops...
...those kinds of bags.
Oh, those kinds of bags you like collecting?
Yes.
I want you to know about collecting bags!
It's hard for others to understand your hobbies...
...but everyone wants to share their hobbies and their fun.
That's right.
Today, we have a group of "civility" members...
...who have the same hobby as us...
...who don't know about the world of their hobbies...
...and we want you "civility" members...
...to know about your hobbies!
Please come in!
Tonight's "civility" members are these five!
These members...
...will tell you about their hobbies!
One, two...
We will show you...
...the world of manga "civility"!
Manga!
It seems like their hobbies are manga...
...but first, we will listen to their manga...
...and see if they are interested or not...
...with a "totalizer"!
Now, switch...
...on!
Now, switch...
Unexpectedly, there are 15 people who are interested in manga!
Two of you!
Seriously?
What a realistic number!
Is that so?
Watanabe, did you press it?
I love anime very much, but...
...actually, I don't read manga that much.
Is that so?
Actually, I don't read it.
How about you, Yuppie?
Well, except for the poor girls.
Girls...
How about you, poor girls?
What's wrong with you?
Will they be able to convey the joy of their favorite manga to the poor girls?
First of all, let's ask the uninhabited people why they are not interested in manga.
Kashiwagi, what do you think of manga as a hobby?
I also read girls' manga, but I'm afraid of saying that I love manga or that it's my hobby.
I see.
On the other hand, what do you, poor girls, think of manga as a hobby?
What do you think of it, poor girls?
I think of it as the number of manga I own, how many times I've read the same manga, and whether I can go to any scene I like.
By the way, how many manga do you have?
I have...
1,000.
1,000?!
Wow!
That's a lot of manga!
Yes, about 1,000.
Wow!
What kind of manga do you like?
Well, I basically like girls' manga.
For example, "Love Connacht", "High School Debut", "Today's Voice", "Flower Delivery Dango", "Tricksy Kiss", "Glass Mask"...
What?
"Glass Mask" is about a scene where you eat a dango while bullying a girl in front of the station.
But if you don't eat the dango, you can't move forward on the stage.
But if you eat the dango while bullying a girl in front of the station, you can move forward on the stage.
The manga teaches you how to bully a girl in front of the station, doesn't it?
"Glass Mask" is an amazing scene.
What do you think of it, poor girls?
It's amazing.
From the beginning, I was overwhelmed by Mii- chan's energy.
I'm not trying to attract you, but I'd like you to be interested in it.
I see.
Mii-chan has a lot of girls' manga.
But I'm sure I have a lot of famous ones.
I'm sure you've heard of them.
"Famous Detective Conan", "Death Note", "Girls' Manga No. 7", "Deliver It To You"...
I think I have a lot of famous ones.
How many have you read so far?
About 500 books this year.
500 books?!
That's amazing.
Mii-chan and I are publishers and writers.
Wow!
Does that mean you have a lot of manga by the same author?
That's right. I have all of my favorite teachers' works.
You have a lot of teachers, don't you?
Yes, I'm a teacher.
How about you, Ishida?
Well, I...
How many books do you have, by the way?
About 500 books.
500 books?!
That's a lot.
What kind of manga do you mainly read?
I don't know if it's manga, but I read a lot of fighting manga.
For example, "Yu-yu Hakusho", "Hunter x Hunter", and "Conan".
"Conan"?
Do you have any particular points you like reading?
Particular points?
Particular points... For me, I'm a type A, but when "Hunter x Hunter" came out, I couldn't touch it for half a year.
So, when I opened it, the character was waiting for me.
What do you mean?
So, when I opened it, "Killer" was there.
What? "Killer"?
I was embarrassed and couldn't open it, so I left it like that for half a year.
Let's continue.
"Tanabe" is dangerous.
By the way, how many books do you have?
Yes, I have about 1,260 books.
That's a lot of books.
"Tanabe", what kind of manga do you like?
I like "Dokaben".
"Dokaben"?
It's really my life's bible.
"Dokaben" is?
Yes.
What is "Dokaben"?
I don't know.
You don't know "Dokaben"?
It's a big manga, isn't it?
A big manga?
It's a big manga.
What is "Dokaben" as a big manga?
"Dokaben" has up to 48 volumes.
"AKB48" is also there.
Yes, "AKB48" is also there.
Also, "Daikoushien" has 26 volumes.
Also, "Dokaben"'s "Pro Baseball" has 52 volumes.
Also, "Dokaben"'s "Superstars" has 44 volumes.
Currently, it has 170 volumes.
Wait a minute.
Who influenced you to read "Dokaben"?
It's my father's influence.
So, you read "Dokaben" that your father had.
Yes.
When I was in first grade, I fell in love with it.
There are various ways of falling in love with it.
Next, Yokoyama.
The manga that I like are...
"Major" and "Tennis Prince" and "Two Shoes".
How many manga do you have?
I have zero manga.
Zero?!
Yokoyama-san.
I don't buy it.
Why?
When I have it at home, I read it for the second time.
At that time, I don't like reading it over and over again.
There are various ways of falling in love with it.
This time, we took a questionnaire in advance...
about why people are not interested in manga.
Based on the questionnaire...
we would like you to talk about the beauty of manga.
Here is the first non-citizen's opinion.
Manga are not useful.
Whose opinion is this?
Mine.
Really?!
For example...
If it's a magazine...
you study it and make use of it.
For example, if it's a fashion magazine...
you go shopping with it.
You read it and say...
I like shopping.
I like shopping, but when I read the manga, I don't think there's a lot of realistic places for me to go.
Do you all think so?
If you did, you'd be such poor people.
We have a similarity answer to that opinion of Itano.
Please take a look at this.
Everything important is taught in manga.
What does it mean?
You can learn important feelings from manga, how to interact with people, how to love, how to solve cases...
You can learn everything!
Let's ask one by one.
Minegishi!
Here it is!
Girl power!
What does it mean?
In my manga, there is a lot of girls and boys in love.
One of my girl power techniques is...
When you sit next to a boy you like...
If you tie your hair like this...
You can appeal to him.
Do you do that hairstyle a lot lately?
Of course!
There is no way it doesn't work!
You can do it right away!
What do you think, Itano?
I think if you read too much manga, you will get a different feeling of love.
I know!
In manga, boys and girls get along well.
But in real life, no one is as cool as you are.
That's the truth!
I think boys don't think like girls do.
I think it's totally different.
It's okay if you just read it, but if you think it's the same in real life, it might not be good.
In manga, boys and girls get along well.
But in real life, no one is as cool as you are.
In manga, boys and girls get along well.
I think it's totally different.
You can't betray your expectations!
Do you have anything else?
Yes, I have this!
Friendship!
What does it mean?
I don't really have any friends.
That was a great coming out!
But if you read it, you can become friends!
Instead of not being in the real world, she's making up for her friends in the manga!
I thought it was weird for Haruken to say "friendship"
I know you don't have friends
Because of the manga, you feel like your friends are there and you're making friends
Isn't it one of the bad reasons?
No, it's not like that!
Reality is a scary place!
I don't think it's okay!
What do you think, Haru?
What do you think? Can you learn friendship from manga?
I don't know!
Do you think you can learn it like that?
That's a great question!
Please say what you think!
You've been talking about learning friendship and love
I think you can learn it in real life, not in manga!
But it's been like that since you were born!
You're flamboyant and you're loved by everyone!
You're popular and you're charismatic!
You might not know it in real life!
I think you should practice it!
That's why I'm doing it like this!
That's how I do it!
Any other questions?
Yokoyama!
Yes! Sports!
Sports!
Yes!
What do you mean?
I started playing baseball because of manga!
I really liked high school baseball!
I went to the school park to watch the baseball game!
I started playing tennis because of "The Prince of Tennis"!
You were influenced by manga!
I played tennis when I was in elementary school!
I've always liked sports and I like it even more now!
I started playing basketball because of "The Prince of Tennis"!
I learned a lot about sports!
I applaud you!
She's looking at reality!
Any other questions?
Okita Ara!
Yes!
I'm a security guard!
If you get bitten by a sea snake, what would you do?
I'd cry!
While you're crying or fighting, there are times when the poison doesn't work and you can't be saved!
But I know how to deal with it!
What would you do if you got bitten by a sea snake?
If someone said "I got bitten by a sea snake!", I'd say "Someone get me some oolong tea!"
I'd bring oolong tea and disinfect my wound with oolong tea!
Or I'd pull out the poison from my wound and disinfect it with oolong tea!
I can deal with emergencies like that, too!
- Is it true? - Yes, it's true.
Why does it have to be oolong tea?
The component called "tannin" contained in oolong tea can deal with the poison of sea snakes.
Do you remember anything else, Nukitara?
For example, if someone was poisoned there...
- That's pretty rare. - That's pretty rare.
You know if the victim was killed by breeding snakes.
- You know, right? - That's amazing.
If you were killed by breeding snakes,
you'd get a unique almond smell from your mouth,
and if you put a 10-yen coin in a drink that you thought was a breeding snake,
the breeding snake's oxidation reduction reaction would clean up the 10-yen coin.
So if that's the case, you can say you were killed by breeding snakes.
How is it? How is it?
It's interesting!
- It's interesting. - It's amazing.
- Especially when you say "moshi". - It's kind of enticing.
- Yes, it's enticing. - I see.
- Tanabe! - Yes!
- It's kanji! - Kanji!
What does it mean?
I've been reading manga since I was little,
and for me, it's like studying kanji.
- You read manga? - Yes!
- So for example... - Do you remember it?
- "Zandoy" - Huh?
- "Randasen" - Huh?
- "Teppo grouper" - Huh?
- I don't remember it at all. - "Sanju Tatsu" - Huh?
That's all dokaben kanji, isn't it?!
- That's right. - You can't say "that's right"!
Our team said we should work together,
- but we can't follow dokaben. - That's right!
- Our generation... - That's right.
- Now that we've heard all of it,
let's see if you're interested in manga or not with a totalizer.
Now, switch on!
There are 15 people interested in manga!
6 people!
It increased!
Oh, yay!
After this, there will be even more manga!
And...
It's cool.
It's a guitar note!
The members will be drawn into manga one by one!
But before that...
I wanted to meet you!
On May 2nd, Sashihara Rino made her debut with "Soredemo Sukidayo" from AKB48, which has continued to break records with 6 consecutive million copies!
However!
AKB's official rival, Nogizaka 46's second single "Oide Shampoo" was released simultaneously!
If, by any chance, Sashihara Rino loses to Nogizaka 46...
AKB will lose!
Sashihara! Are you okay?!
In the meantime...
"Soredemo Sukidayo"'s leading role, drama "Muse no Kagami no Eigaka" has been decided!
I haven't said anything yet, but I'm still surprised!
This is a big win for Sashihara!
Thank you for your hard work!
Sashihara, you're going up against Ogizaka 46 members.
That's great!
And so, Sashihara goes up against his rivals, Ogizaka 46!
Sashihara is a senior in the entertainment world.
I have to decide carefully.
You can't be underestimated here! Go, Sashihara!
Thank you for your hard work!
What about Ogizaka 46?
Well, I can't come today.
What? You can't come?
Actually, I'm shooting a commercial and I'm going overseas.
Commercial?
What?! Ogizaka 46 is suddenly shooting a commercial and is going overseas!
I'm sorry.
I was fooled.
I'm going overseas.
I've never been overseas for a commercial.
Sashihara, where did you shoot the commercial?
In the city. In the studio where Yakebi always shoots.
Yes?
Excuse me.
Sashihara has called out Vichoco and UNO director! What is he going to do?!
May 2nd, do you know what day it is?
It's Akimo-sensei's birthday.
That's not it! What are you saying?!
How old are you?
That's not it! That's not it!
It's my solo debut day.
Ah, I see.
Is that so?
No, it's not.
Anyway, I want you to advertise me in AKB.
I want you to advertise me in AKB.
The answer is...
No, that's impossible.
I also...
Yes?
I also have other jobs.
If you say no so easily, then...
Is it okay for me to say that?
This is my last photo.
It's a photo of me when I became a lost child.
You like Yokoyama, don't you?
I'll do it!
Yay! Thank you!
UNO director has been bought with just a photo of Yokoyama!
So, next week...
Sashihara's solo debut song appeal strategy starts!
What will happen?!
You After Ten Years
It will finally be released next week!
"You After Ten Years" is the third solo song of Tomomi Itano!
Tonight, we will release the music video of the song as soon as possible!
Please look forward to it!
Counting our relationship
It's as far as a jewel of yesterday
I want to tell you
The probability of fate
We met each other for a reason
In this world, there's only one person
I'll wait for you until ten years later
Even if you get lost with someone else
I'll smile like a friend
I'll watch over you from this place
I like love that burns fiercely
But I love you who won't disappear forever
Even if it's ten years or more, I'll wait for you
I won't say it
I'll pick you up ten years later
I'll hold your hand
I've been calling your name in this hell
But you never noticed
I'll show you my trump card
After this, there will be many famous manga quotes!
Next week, it's the second half of the manga community battle!
It's kind of cool, isn't it?
Because of the many quotes from the community, the members are fascinated by the world of manga!
Because you say it's a date, I want to make you a little cuter!
This is it!
I don't think there are many people like Otani-kun
If you say it like Iwaki-style, it's Doorho-desu!
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