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Last week's member shock prank project started with...
If the superpowers in the studio are fake, it's a big prank!
A super powerful superpower casted by Japanese TV is here!
It's important.
Under complete preparation, these hidden superpowers will do various pranks!
In contrast, we will do a surprise quiz to see how the target will react!
The members who completely believed in the superpowers got caught up in last week's prank!
And this time, even more tricks will play with the members!
I wanted to see you!
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Time for a break!
While the members are relaxing by the side of the studio...
Next up is this!
How many people will be caught up in Ikata's telekinesis?
Yes!
These six people will be our targets this time!
Telekinesis is...
The ability to move an object with an electric current!
Using this power, we will do a prank!
However, Miyazaki heard about it and...
But...
A person is flying, right?
Yes.
I think it's pretty difficult.
I see.
Don't worry about it.
Actually...
The person over there is the person who will do the prank!
What?!
Is that so?!
That's right! Actually, for the prank we're about to do...
...they had sent in Kuramochi as a setter in advance!
Kuramochi...
If you can hear me now...
...could you please raise your right hand so it doesn't show?
Okay, now you know you can hear me, right?!
I'd like to play a little with this.
Should I give it a try to the person next to me?
I'll try to hit it harder.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Did you get hurt?!
She hates me!
This setter Kuramochi is the most important person in this mission!
First...
To make the members suck in the silver memory...
...Kuramochi will show us an act of being blown away!
Then...
A fake psychic will say a word!
Because she has a pure heart...
...her psychic power worked!
In other words...
If you don't move, your heart won't work!
Six people are forced into a situation where their hearts aren't pure raka!
Among them, how many hungry women pretend to be possessed by a psychic power that shouldn't work?!
Let's go with Amina.
One (Miorin) falls and everyone else falls too.
I see!
I think everyone wants pure raka beer.
Then let's go with Masuda.
Only lemon someday.
Wow!
If you fall now, you know it's delicious, so you'll definitely fall.
Seeing that, Satou and Sumire will also fall a little.
As you can see, the answers of the four people are...
The fake psychic powers have returned to the studio and the recording is finally resumed!
Five, four, three, two, one!
Up until now, we've shown you great investing and psychic powers.
Next, you'll use psychic powers to make things move!
I want to see it!
First, in order to make the members believe in psychic powers, we'll use this strategy!
Then... does anyone have a pen?
A pen?
One of the attackers, Fujiyana, has obtained this pen with a certain mechanism...
Mr. Taresa with the pen, can you make it move?
Can you make it move or knock it down?
I think you can make it move or knock it down.
Please make it stand in any place you like.
How about you, Kuramochi?
Oh! OK!
The attacker Kuramochi casually decides where to put the pen.
Somehow, I remember everything suspiciously...
There?
You fell there!
You fell there! You're scary!
You're scary!
Now, will this really work?
If you can knock it down, you'll believe it!
Then... Mr. Taresa, are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Yes, I'm ready.
It's OK.
The hint is "quite a distance".
It's OK.
Shimada, you look like you're about to die.
Shimada, are you OK?
I was surprised.
You look like you're about to die, Shimada.
I was singing, and it was really amazing.
So, what do you think of the pen you just knocked over?
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad.
Actually, in this knocked-over pen, there's a magnet in it...
...and under the place where the pen was placed by the person who set it up...
...the staff is on standby!
If you bring the magnet you're holding in your hand closer...
...the pen will knock over!
Oh, no! It's too tight.
You said "it's bad", but...
Can I draw it now?
It might be a little difficult, but you can try it.
Now, it's finally time for the surprise sale!
Who wants to do it?
Me!
What?
It's acting.
This is scary.
The movement is scary.
To the right.
To the right!
Now to the left!
Hedgehog!
A human has been blown away!
Hedgehog!
He wants to fall on his own.
It was sense just now!
But this is really good, Mochi!
A human has been blown away!
And...
She has a very pure heart, so she may have been able to move.
This is the important part, isn't it?
She has a pure heart, so she may have been able to move.
Everyone heard this properly.
Yes!
How many Hedgehogs are there who can move at the speed of light?
There are six people lined up in the studio.
Then, Kuramochi...
Huh? Kuramochi has gone to eat Wakatabe, hasn't he?
His father is a former professional baseball player, isn't he?
Kuramochi's father had a bad record of eating Wakatabe.
So, he's trying to pull a prank on him.
Kuramochi!
He's trying to go next to the destined Wakatabe and induce him to move!
This is immature!
Get ready!
He's moving.
Kuramochi...
Huh?
Has he moved?
He's moving.
He's moved a little, hasn't he?
He's moving.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Miya-chan is moving, too!
To commemorate the fact that he shouldn't have moved,
the first one who moved was Takeuchi and Uchikawa!
He's telling us! He's telling us something more important than the moon!
Everyone's moving! Everyone's moving!
Oh no! HKT has been caught red-handed!
They've moved as if they'd been caught red-handed!
They've moved...
And...
They've changed!
They've moved!
At the last minute of "Who is it?"
Other than Sato and Sumire, five members have reacted!
So, other than Sato and Sumire, everyone has moved!
Everyone got it right!
All right!
They've moved far away.
I feel like I'm getting closer and closer.
You're getting closer and closer.
I feel like I'm shaking.
Around here.
I was going to put my center of gravity forward, but I feel like I'm riding on someone's heel.
You're young!
You're from Fukuoka!
You don't know anything!
You're being fooled by these seniors!
The next prank is...
What if you break the precious pot of a psychic?
The target is an A.K.A.B. idiot character, Shizuka Ohya!
Shizuka Ohya is a psychic with supernatural powers!
Shizuka Ohya uses her powers to try and move things!
However!
Shizuka Ohya's powers don't work and the lights go out and it gets dark!
At this moment!
Shizuka Ohya replaces the pot of a psychic with a broken one!
When the lights go back on, of course there's a broken pot there!
What will Shizuka Ohya do when she sees this?
As you can see, the four of them have different answers!
Could it be...
5, 4...
Lastly, among all of you A.K.A.B.,
the member who is most suited for a psychic will receive ultimate powers!
This is great!
Who is that member?
The one who is sitting in the second row.
It's Ooya-san!
First of all, Ooya-san will use his psychic powers!
I want to give him that meaning.
I don't think you've noticed, but he has a lot of talent.
And he can do it on his own.
By giving him my powers, I want to defeat this bottle!
Let's do it!
If you can defeat it, it's amazing!
Well then, Tares-san, please!
Tares-san brought the vase to a meaningful place on purpose.
It's strange, isn't it?
If you can concentrate, I'll tap your shoulder lightly.
Please chant "geljao".
However, the moment he chants "geljao", a terrible tragedy happens!
Should I start?
Yes, please chant your spell.
"Kabayo daso"!
"Acchahe"?
"Kabayo daso"!
"Acchehe"? "Kabayo daso"!
"Acchehe"! "Acchehe"!
As soon as the parents chanted their spell, the show's sign fell down!
I'd like you to focus only on this plastic bottle.
- Your face! - Your face!
She's saying that's not the direction you should be facing.
The staff hit this bottle from behind.
The panel of "Geniemingo" is fragile!
For now, the parents have it set up so that it's not being manipulated.
- But it's true that it's powerful. - Yes, it's just a little out of control.
It's powerful enough, so I think it'll fall down in a little while.
Then...
- I'm sorry, everyone. - She's concentrating!
- Your face! - She's concentrating!
It's totally different from before!
Now, it's finally time for the show!
This holy bottle, which is important for the source of power and gentleness,
turns into a rotten bottle in the moment of darkness!
Will they be able to see the moment when the bottle falls?
Yes!
Please chant your spell.
"Kabayo daso"!
"Acchehe"?
"Kabayo daso"!
"Acchehe"?
"Kabayo daso"!
"Acchehe"!
The studio's lights go out and the members panic!
And then!
The ninja-like director Uno comes back!
Uno-chan, let's go!
Uno-chan, hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Uno-chan, hurry up! Uno-chan, hurry up!
Calm down! Calm down!
As the lights go back on...
Calm down! Calm down!
Ah!
Ah! The vase!
There's only one vase in India and you can't control it!
What do you mean?
It broke because she broke it.
(Japanese)
After this, what will the director say?
(Japanese)
So, everyone is wrong!
(Japanese)
On the other hand, in the studio, Tanesa Modder pushes the members even further!
(Japanese)
And then...
(Japanese)
After this, the members gather and tell stories!
(Japanese)
The concert at Saitama Super Arena was held a few days ago.
The rumored video was released there!
Tonight, Nongat will deliver it in a special way!
Nongat will deliver it in a special way!
It's like a story from a long time ago!
It makes me feel a little strange.
I'm not here now because of that time.
I'm worried about the future.
I wonder if it's okay to stay like this forever.
I was proud of myself and joined AKB48.
I couldn't say it.
There were people who came every day.
Little by little, seats started to fill up.
For the first time in my life.
I have to work hard for these people.
I'm a member of K-team.
It's like we have to collide as a team.
I don't think there's anyone who doesn't feel the crisis.
It's like, "Come on!"
I've been asked to do it before.
At that time, I had no choice but to do it.
I guess it's "Diamond" with a loud voice.
Little by little, children of the same age say, "I like this song."
They look out for me.
They cheer me up.
They give me courage.
Children of the same age say something to me.
I really like you, AKB!
Maeda Atsuko!
I can't walk by myself.
No matter what I do.
I just want to say this.
Thanks to you all, AKB is here.
Thank you very much.
When I was introduced to AKB,
I didn't think of them as "moezuka"
or "Akihabara's first idol band".
I thought of them as "national".
I think it was right for me to walk this far.
Now that I think about it.
2nd place goes to Team A.
Rather than a straight 42.195kg, I think it's more fun to have a bendy 42.195kg.
Gamina, you're in bad shape, so don't mess with me!
I'm gonna go get my money.
Ah, this is frustrating!
Everything's packed up, isn't it?
2nd place goes to Team B.
Alright, let's go!
Let's support each other and go higher and higher.
I'm sorry, I fell! I fell!
I don't know what I'm going to do from now on.
3rd place goes to Team A.
It was this close.
But it was too far to stand here.
It took me six and a half years to start.
I'm really happy.
Of course, we want to say "thank you" before we leave.
After this, we'll reveal the story and clean up the studio!
The members are frightened of the superpowers that are about to activate.
There is Sata, who is supposed to be sick...
What are you saying "kya kya kya"?
What are you crying about?
And then...
We'll reveal the members' faces!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
Good afternoon!
What's going on?
Is my arm broken?
That has nothing to do with it!
What is it, madam?
Are you crazy?!
Your arm is broken.
Did you get in trouble?
How was it?
I thought I had no choice but to die.
I was cornered!
What?!
I hate this person!
He's so cute!
Why do you hate him?!
I thought I'd be killed if I got sick.
Are you H.K.T. Macau?!
I can't believe it!
You can't believe it?!
I can't believe it!
How was it?
Because of Taisa Mother's power,
you were able to get power from your legs.
How was it?
You smell like poop!
Shut up!
And with that, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry for deceiving you!
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