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Where is it all starting from?!
AK-Bingers have played many pranks up until now.
But now each member is extremely cautious!
For example, an AK-Binger sneaks into a prank on their regular members.
What are you doing?
Um, AKB.
No, no, no, no.
This is too soon.
You're pulling a prank on us.
This is definitely a prank!
In a pile of suspiciousness...
Um, are you alright?
No, no!
There's no point in pranking the members who can't pull a prank!
So this time, we'll start with HKT, who has no experience with pranks, and prank the members who are cautious!
♪ I wanted to see you ♪
♪ I wanted to see you, yes! ♪
♪ I wanted to see you ♪
Get out!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Get out!
This time's strategy is...
If the psychic who came to the studio is a fake, it's a big prank strategy!
India's psychic welcomed by Japanese TV thanks to Shaun!
This time, Golden Time will broadcast a special program, and this AK Bingo will advertise the program!
But it's all a red lie!
A fake psychic keeps meeting up with AK B members one after another!
This recording is for members who don't have much experience in pranks.
Actually, the strategy started before the recording!
First, a fake client explains to the members how this psychic is VIP.
Please be careful not to be rude.
Thank you!
And with a different kind of nervousness than usual, the recording finally starts!
Tonight's AKB is witness, Indian supernatural power, King Mani Disputa!
I will be the MC in place of Sata-san, who is not feeling well.
I am Fujii Tsunesu, Japanese TV announcer. Thank you for having me!
Now, Kiyoto-san!
Yes!
The day that will remain in the history of the AKB show has come!
That's right!
The atmosphere in the studio is different than usual!
Actually, at that time...
Welcome to heaven!
Yeah!
What they are doing now is the behind-the-scenes.
This is the main part!
Be careful!
Sata is not feeling well, of course!
Together with these four people, we observe the condition of the studio in a separate room!
It's a surprise quiz project where we guess what kind of reaction will be taken by the target who has been pranked with Indian supernatural power!
Yes!
And in order to make the members believe even more, we have prepared this kind of fake PR!
Please look at this!
Tonight, you will know the meaning of a miracle!
"Talesa Mada" is coming soon!
He will cause the phenomenon of "misen" to occur by transferring all kinds of earth's powers to his own body...
What kind of power does "Talesa" have?
It's a bomb!
While many people are watching him, he is floating in the air!
He is praying for Buddha's true form!
He is a prelude guard who has seen through the survivors of the "chili mine accident" as soon as possible!
And tonight, AKB will witness a new supernatural phenomenon!
I know! Me too!
I don't like it either!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
The members have completely believed in it!
And of course, they don't like it!
Yes!
And now, let's have them on stage!
The super power of India...
Ms. Tanisha Madhur!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
She's serious! She's serious!
She's here!
She's finally here!
She is the super power of India...
Ms. Tanisha Madhur!
Why did you decide to appear on this show?
In Japan...
I've heard a lot about it...
My wish is...
the preservation of the earth's environment...
and world peace...
using supernatural powers.
I heard that they are...
the most influential people in Japan...
so I came here.
Sounds like it, doesn't it?
Wow!
Everyone...
if you read "talesamadhar" backwards...
what would it be?
"talesamadhar"...
He is...
from India for sure...
but now...
he lives in Matsushi in Chiba Prefecture...
and his favorite food...
is "sabada" (fried noodles)
Wow!
He's speaking Indian now...
but he usually speaks Japanese fluently.
Wow!
Fake supernatural powers have hidden earphones...
and they will receive orders.
So...
Colonel...
while you are being interviewed...
can you...
pinch my nose casually?
It's not casual!
It's not casual at all!
It's not casual!
Now, let's reveal the first prank!
Here it is!
What if the psychic's feet were really stinky?
The first target is Team Four's energetic girl, Yamauchi Suzuran!
Fake psychic, Taresa Madan, claims to have powers to generate psychic powers from her own feet!
Then, Yamauchi, the target, is given psychic powers and is told to smell her feet!
But, since Yamauchi is a difficult psychic, she can't say that her feet are really stinky!
What will Yamauchi, who has been told to smell her feet and feel their powers, say?
By the way, what does her feet smell like?
It stinks! It stinks!
The smell is about ten times worse than the smell of socks worn for a week!
This time, Yamamoto Koryo Co., Ltd. has faithfully reproduced the smell of feet.
What does Yamauchi say when she smells feet?
Let's start with Ami.
Feet smell like this.
I see.
But I don't say it smells bad.
I think it's difficult, so I make it desperately.
I see. Next, Nagao.
Yes, I felt it very strongly!
I'm an actor.
So, later, I felt like it smelled bad.
As you can see, their answers are...
First of all, the superpowers rub the members in that they are difficult people.
I'm going to make Kiyoto ask you some questions, so try to get angry all of a sudden.
It's a little hard to tell by the way you speak, but how old are you?
He got angry!
He's angry!
Why do you ask about my age?
It's forbidden in India, but...
The studio freezes at once!
They try to comfort Taresa, but in fact they are extras!
AKB members don't know where their era is!
Now we know that Taresa is a difficult person.
Next, rub them in that they have amazing superpowers!
First of all, instead of greeting them, let's show them Taresa's powers with experiments prepared by the program.
This is...
a card prepared by the program called "ESP card", which is a card with five types of figures written on it.
From now on, you will be given a card from this card, which you have designated, and you will guess it with your investment ability.
Wow!
I would like to choose one of you to guess this card, but...
For those of you who say "me"...
The members are completely scared of Taresa!
Congratulations!
So, Kiyoko is in the lead!
Taresa will guess the card that Maeta has chosen.
Yes.
First of all, they will start with a ridiculous prayer of generating supernatural powers!
I'm sorry for not being able to do it.
It's a process of putting natural powers from the inside of the head to the inside of the body, and then bringing out powers from the tip of the feet.
That power is now entering the body...
Yes.
A fake supernatural power creator who sucks in the power coming out of the feet and creates supernatural powers!
However, the members are completely convinced of it, starting with the target, Yamauchi!
Then, since you will choose a card, will you turn around, Ms. Taresa?
Then, Ms. Maeta...
Yes.
Please choose one of these and put it all in.
You will guess it with your investment ability.
Now, you have chosen it.
Then...
How do you do this?
How does a fake supernatural power creator actually hit a card?
Ms. Taresa, it's a cross.
A cross.
Ms. Taresa, who received instructions from Sata, does her best acting and...
...
Ms. Maeta, please show us the card you chose!
It's correct!
You're all so pure!
After that, no matter how many times they did it, of course it's correct!
"Star" is correct!
Checking in is complete!
It's finally time for the real thing!
From now on, the target, Yamauchi, will try to invest in cards!
From a fake psychic, Yamauchi is told to give psychic powers.
He is told to smell the power coming out of his feet.
However, this is a situation where Yamauchi can't say "it stinks" to a psychic.
Will Yamauchi be able to smell his stinky feet and feel the power?
What will Yamauchi say?
It's finally time for Yamauchi to invest in cards!
First, Kiyoto will choose a card!
Yamauchi is believing in you! He thinks you can do it!
From now on, Yamauchi will invest in cards.
But before that, he will receive psychic powers.
Raise your hands and feel the power in your hands.
I will chant a spell for you.
Keep your eyes closed and chant the spell slowly.
Raise your cards!
Everyone, please read the spell that Yamauchi is casting now from the other side.
Kabayodaso
No way!
Idiot!
"Kabayodaso"!
No way! Idiot!
And finally, he makes Yamauchi smell his stinky feet!
Breathe deeply.
Deeply!
One, two...
The stinky feet strike his nose!
Just what will Yamauchi say?
Allsås.
How is it, Yamauchi-san? Do you feel the power?
I smell something strange.
"Samjo". Powerko "samjo".
How is it? Do you feel the power?
I-I don't know what it is, but...
It smells interesting.
And with that, everyone got it wrong!
After that, it's Yamauchi's turn to challenge herself, but...
I'm not going to get it.
Then, please.
Now, she chose it.
That's not it!
What a shame!
It's either this or that.
Oh, she saw it!
No matter what you say, it's over, Yamauchi!
Now, the next prank is...
If you see a weird ghost in your car...
The target is an old lady, Katayama Haruka!
A fake psychic says she feels a ghost in her car at night.
She uses a special camera and takes a photo of Uso's heart.
Seeing that, Katayama is surprised.
Uso's payment is paid in time!
After that, if you ask Katayama who doesn't have a radar...
Do you feel better now?
What will she say?
Now, Sato, shall we go?
Yes.
This is bad!
I feel like there will be a lot of fun things starting tomorrow!
I see!
Be positive!
Recently, Katayama has been positive.
Now, Masuda!
I can finally eat now.
You haven't said anything yet!
I heard you say you don't have much appetite.
Oh, really?
Yes!
So...
I think it might be because of that.
As you can see, the four of them have answered correctly!
Now, let's see!
Please look at this photo!
Ms. Taresa...
While in India...
She said she took a picture of something.
What do you think it is?
That's right!
It's an image of an American goddess of freedom.
While she was in India, she sent a message and took a picture with a camera.
What? I didn't know that!
She said she took a picture of a goddess of freedom.
Now that they've convinced her of her lying ability, the prank begins!
I don't know if I can say this or not, but there's one person who's been bothering me.
Who is it? Who is it?
It's me!
The first row, second from the front...
It's me!
What do you think it is?
It's an image of a bad person.
It's me! It's me!
It's an image of a bad person.
I think it's an image of a person who's not in good health.
It's an image of a person who doesn't wake up in the morning.
It's just you who's tired.
If you could borrow a camera, could you use it?
No!
Come on!
And now, we'll receive a special camera from the cameraman of the TV magazine.
And now, we'll shoot!
Actually, this camera...
By pressing the shutter twice, you can overlay images.
And so, we took some images beforehand.
Good morning!
We make faces, right?
I'm about to cry.
Now, they've turned off the shutter.
But we're not in such a hurry right now.
The photos have come out.
Finally, a photo of a lie has come up!
What? What? What?
Well...
The photos...
No, no, no...
Let's look at the photos.
(Screams)
On her shoulders...
On her shoulders, clearly...
Why do you hit me?
(Screams)
Actually, this "ghost-like" hand took a photo of Nagao's hand in advance.
Katayama and the members, who don't know about it, are surprised to see their teammate's hand.
However, after this, Katayama, who is afraid of Nagao's hand, is saved by her teammate's hand.
(Screams)
Don't worry. If you give me some time, I can remove this negative aura.
Oh, really? Then, please do it, Katayama!
(Laughs)
So, from now on, Katayama is going to perform a lie of payback!
First of all, while doing the same pose as me, chant a spell with me.
Please say it out loud towards the sky.
Katayama is doing a serious payback, but...
Slowly bend your elbow and bring it closer to your shoulder.
I've never seen a serious payback like this!
I've never noticed it, Katayama!
Furthermore...
Slowly, slowly, slowly bring it down.
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Get!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Turn!
While turning your right elbow, feel the power of the air.
No one noticed it! (Laughs)
The lie of payback is over!
I'm fine now. My eyes and body are covered with a beautiful aura.
Thank you!
Now, let's see what Katayama will say next!
How is it, Katayama? Is it easier than before?
Yes. Ah, but...
Earlier, I don't know why, but the atmosphere of the studio was different from usual and I felt a little tight.
I understand.
But now, I'm completely relaxed.
And so, the correct answer is...
It's a boy!
That's all for this week!
Next week, lies, supernatural powers, pranks, and summary episodes!
More pranks will follow one after another!
And last but not least, stories!
You look like you just pooped!
Next week, look forward to it!
This sound! Watanabe Mayu Studio solo live!
At the Saitama Super Arena concert held the other day,
the long-awaited new song "Summer's Sounds Good" was released for the first time!
It will be released on May 23rd! Look forward to it!
It is currently in great popularity!
Watanabe Mayu solo debut song "Syncro Tokimeki"!
Tonight is the first time to release it in a studio solo live!
Watanabe Mayu solo debut song "Syncro Tokimeki"!
Tonight is the first time to release it in a studio solo live!
Watanabe Mayu solo debut song "Syncro Tokimeki"!
Tonight is the first time to release it in a studio solo live!
Watanabe Mayu solo debut song "Syncro Tokimeki"!
Tonight is the first time to release it in a studio solo live!
Watanabe Mayu solo debut song "Syncro Tokimeki"!
Tonight is the first time to release it in a studio solo live!
Watanabe Mayu solo debut song "Syncro Tokimeki"!
Tonight is the first time to release it in a studio solo live!
Watanabe Mayu solo debut song "Syncro Tokimeki"!
Tonight is the first time to release it in a studio solo live!
Watanabe Mayu solo debut song "Syncro Tokimeki"!
Tonight is the first time to release it in a studio solo live!
This breathing, the way the pulse beats This breathing, the way the pulse beats This breathing, the way the pulse beats I sometimes have a feeling of anticipation
The sweat that comes out, the hair that shows, our feelings are synchronized and excited.
This breathing, the way my pulse beats, I sometimes have a feeling of anticipation
The sweat that blows out, the hair that shows, our feelings are synchronized in tune.
What attracts me is synchronized excitement
I've been tricked by humans!
I'm going crazy!
Self-made lie-transmission ability prank in short!
Oh no! Oh no! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
In addition, in the story, the members get angry!
You're stupid!
I'm stupid!
The scale of the first prank is too large!
How is it?
Can you believe it?