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I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes!
I wanted to meet you!
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Once you're out, it's a total mess!
A survival game betting your idol life on it!
Total mess dodgeball!
Rei!
Well then, could you explain the rules?
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball, but once you're out, it's a total mess!
This has been Yuppi, Koteyama, Chiyuki, Ayanami, and Hikawa Ayumi!
We'll now begin the game!
Alright!
It's LNLB48!
We've talked about it many times, haven't we?
That's right!
SKLB and HKT will also be joining us today!
We've also prepared a lot of game titles for you to enjoy!
Where are you going?!
Huh?!
What's wrong with you?!
Excuse me, are you an actress or something? Your face is all red!
If you're an actress or something like that, will you make your face red?!
But you think you're an actress, don't you?!
Amazing!
I'm glad!
I don't care! I don't care!
Well then, Reina, what do you think? Please cheer for them!
Yes!
You guys...
Do it!
Kojima, cheer for them too!
Everyone, do your best!
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
I'm counting on you, students!
This time, AKB and SKE will play separately!
This is the first time for MUCHABURI to participate! HKT KODAMA will join SKE!
Now, what will MUCHABURI do this time?
Now, let's see the first MUCHABURI!
The first MUCHABURI is this!
COBRA TWIST!
Now, here it is! COBRA TWIST!
This time, you will receive this!
Now, here it is! JUMP BALL! Who will go first?
JUMP BALL!
Good! Good! Don't resent me!
I really don't know what you are doing!
One more time! JUMP BALL!
Ready!
Yes!
Now, with a strange tension, the ball goes to AKB!
HIGH SPEED BALL!
But...
Hey, SHINODA! SHINODA! What are you doing?
It's GAIA's SHINODA!
He is scared of the ball and gives up the game!
What is GAIA doing?
It's really scary!
Catch it! Catch it!
Now, the game resumes!
What will the middle winner do?
But...
TAKAHASHI is defeated in one shot!
It's SHINODA!
Now, it's time for pro-wrestling!
Of course, this time too, let's have him appear!
ERIKA-SAMA! ERIKA-SAMA!
TAKAHASHI appears!
If the staff doesn't stop AKA...
AKA!
AKA! You bastard!
KURO-CHAN! KURO-CHAN!
You bastard! You bastard! You bastard!
You bastard! You bastard!
Who is the best type in AKB? Tell me!
I'm a staff member, but I can't say that.
Don't mess with me, you bastard!
KURO-CHAN IS A STAFF MEMBER!
If you don't tell me, I'll fall!
Tell me who it is!
KURO-CHAN IS NOT LIKE THAT!
YOKOYAMA-SAN, who is shining more than a gold medal.
Disgusting!
Did you work with someone like that?
There is no one like that at the launch party!
I didn't know you knew me in the catch video I did in the theater.
Is that so?
Look! Look at that face!
There are five of you!
This time, it's "cobra twist" but...
Takahashi, where are you going?
Hey, Takahashi!
Come on!
I'll kill you!
I knew you'd do that!
Since you're here today...
I'm telling you!
You came out of nowhere!
What's with that face?!
What's with that painting?!
Painting?!
If you think you can do it, then do it!
She's good!
She's fun!
She's famous!
It's a little shaky.
Don't pull it!
I'm telling you!
If you're going to say that, then show me your guts!
It's not just a painting, you bastard!
It's not just for fun, you bastard!
I knew it was a painting!
I told you!
Your painting is better than mine, you bastard!
This one's got wings!
Is that your painting?
Hey, come back here!
That...
way of using colors...
is inside a mask!
Huh? Tanai-san?
Tanai-san?
No, no...
Where are you going?
Catch me!
Um, this painting...
I finally heard you say "kabel rider," but who are you?
Me!
Ah!
Thank you!
I saw you imitating Inoki just now, so...
I'm not done with you yet!
Ah, it's hot!
From now on...
With this...
Taroze! Taroze!
Stand up straight!
Taroze!
Stand up straight!
Taroze!
What's this?
Taroze!
Hold it properly!
Um...
It hurts so much!
I want to take it off!
I don't think you'll forgive me if I hit you!
Let's go!
From now on...
It hurts so much!
It hurts!
Taroze!
That's a weird pose, Taroze!
Taroze!
That's a weird pose, Taroze!
Taroze!
What's wrong?
I can't say anything...
She can't say anything...
She slipped again!
Instead of Takahashi, who is out in many ways...
Shinoda enters the ring and the match resumes!
Next up is...
Rubber patch!
This is also a masterpiece!
Get ready!
Take it!
The match resumes at Oshima's ball.
What will they do?
Oh! H.K. takes the ball!
Nice catch!
Pause! What will they do?
H.K. is in trouble!
Nervous and calm,
now it's K.K. team's turn!
Shinoda-san!
Out!
Now, it's time for "muchaburi"!
"Gomupacchin" is
a masterpiece of "muchaburi"
in which you pull a rubber band
and hit it directly on the face!
This is quite powerful!
Be careful when you do it!
I'll do it when I do it!
Now, this is the biggest one!
Oh, it's quite heavy!
Now, is everyone ready?
Here we go!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
Are you crazy?
Damn it!
This is not a practice!
Here we go!
Let's do it in 3, 2, 1!
That's my timing!
Here we go!
You have to pull it hard!
Here we go!
3, 2, 1!
Hey!
You have to pull it hard!
Yeah!
You have to pull it hard!
This is scary!
Here we go!
3,
2,
1!
A very precious reaction game of Shinoda!
Will it really be okay?
So, what will it be?
Seafood.
The next "muchaburi" is this!
Getemono Sushi!
Now, while you're waiting for Getemono Sushi...
If you got a new menu this time...
Please eat up!
First, it's Kasai!
Oh, SK Hiramatsu, nice catch!
And then it's California's high speed ball!
Oh, Nihata...
Pass it!
Returns it to Naira!
Here, it's Kuwabara!
Oh, roll hits AKB!
And then, Minegishi!
Oh, who did this hit?
It's me! It's me!
Um, that girl...
NHKT!
Good evening!
Now, it's meal time!
Again, we have Tsuji-no-Taisho, Tsuji-takuya- san...
...who doesn't usually serve sushi, but will hold up her own sushi!
You came all the way from Takata...
How old are you now?
Fifteen years old.
Fifteen years old!
Is this your first time doing this kind of variety show?
Yes, it's my first time.
Oh, I feel bad for you, but you can order whatever you like.
I'll have Negitoro, please.
Negitoro!
Certainly!
Taisho started holding Negitoro with enthusiasm!
But, what came out in front of HKT's little ball?
Wait a second!
This is...
...Sasori-no-Nigiri!
This time, we asked Taisho to hold up...
...Sasori-no-Suage, which was offered by Yakihamaguri-san!
Sasori-no-Suage, which is often eaten in China...
...has a high effect on self-demand and competition!
This is a recommended sasori-no-nigiri for busy idols!
By the way, this sasori costs 1,500 yen per one!
I can't reach it!
It's expensive!
Migi-san, do you have any advice for your juniors?
Don't eat weird stuff!
Wait a minute, don't eat weird stuff?
Don't eat weird stuff?
Do you eat weird stuff like this often?
I've said it a few times.
That's right, you've said it. It's your first time.
First of all, it's a battle, one-on-one.
Concentrate.
Grasp.
Attach!
Advice on how to eat it?!
Not how you eat it!
No, I don't know about that!
But still, I hit the ball.
I'm sorry about that, but I want you to use this chance.
Senpai, you're so cool!
I raised the hurdle!
And the honest newcomer, Kodama is...
You've put in quite a lot of sasori.
Grasp.
No, not grasp.
No, that's seriously affecting you.
Yes.
Wow, sasori!
Wow!
You've put in a lot of sasori!
Resolve it! Resolve it!
Resolve it!
Grasp!
Look at it! Look at it!
Grasp!
Thank you!
Here I go!
Can you eat it in one bite?!
You can do it!
She ate it!
Wow!
It's crunchy!
Bite it! How does it taste?
It's good!
What did you see?
Potato chips!
Shut up!
What do you mean "shut up"?
You don't like catholic idols, do you?
Next one is...
What is it? Catch it!
Hit it in the face!
This is a new kind of "mushaburi"
We'll tell you more about it later!
Mushaburi
"Mushaburi" battle, get ready!
First up is S.K. and Kizaki!
Wow! It's a nice catch by Kebi and Miyazawa!
Wow! It's a super catch by Jirida!
As expected of a super middle school student!
Here's a nice catch by Miyazawa and Akihiro!
And here's a loose ball...
It's high!
S.K. and Hiramatsu won!
It's a one-on-one match!
Who will be the victim?!
It's a hit by Yokoyama!
Yokoyama is out!
Now it's "mushaburi" time!
Huh?
Are you a factory woman?
Can you play with me a little more?
Yes.
You're really embarrassed, aren't you?
"Cross-face draw" is...
A cup with cloth and liquid on top of the forehead...
Without spilling the cup's contents, pull the cloth through to succeed!
It's a more difficult technique than the table cross pull that Kojima succeeded in before!
By the way, this time Yokoyama will be challenged with a gun!
Will he succeed?
Now, Yokoyama!
Yokoyama!
Are you ready?
I'm balanced now, so...
Go ahead!
Keep, keep!
Three...two...one...
Even if he pulls the cloth vigorously, he loses his balance...
As a result, Yokoyama is...
Yokoyama!
It's a failure!
It's a failure?
Yokoyama, what do you think?
I think it's impossible.
Think normally, okay?
You can't say anything weird.
No, I'm angry.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not angry at all.
You're not angry?
No, I'm not angry at all.
You're angry?
I don't think I should do this from now on.
This is the gutter push-up!
What is it?
It's a serious push-up!
Takahashi tried this before!
It's a famous push-up that stops Kiyoto's blow!
Of course, it's a head-to-head direct hit!
Now, Oshima Yuko...
This is a sudden high speed ball!
Takahashi...
Returns it to the inside area and...
Oshima again!
Takahashi returns it again!
And Oshima...
K.O. the gutter push-up!
Now, let's get serious!
Takahashi, do you have any advice?
Yes, I do.
Don't think what you see is real.
I don't know what you're saying, but...
Now, let's see how good you are at it.
Yes.
Ouch!
You're fast!
I'm doing it right, aren't I?
Don't think what you see is real.
Yes.
Now, let's do it.
Go, Mizuki, you can do it!
Now, let's do it.
Mizuki!
I'm doing it, Mizuki.
Please do it!
You're slow!
Now, let's do it!
Please do it!
Let's do it!
The sword Hiyoto released struck Kuwabara in the brain!
From Tosa, S.K.E. Kuwabara Mizuki!
An idol shouldn't look like that!
You're good!
I couldn't see you.
You couldn't see me?!
You're strong!
I am!
You're strong, too!
Thank you!
See you! Let's play again!
Now, let's end this crazy time!
Today's MVP is...
Yoko Yama Yui, who tried to cross her face with a sword!
After this, the making of the new song "Give Me Five" will be released!
The making of the new song "Give Me Five" will be released!
The new single "Give Me Five" will be released on the 15th of this month!
Look forward to it!
Blaze Museum...
It's an art museum that only collects words that will make listeners go bonkers.
Now, for tonight's theme...
At the end of club activities, what would you like your female manager to say to you?
First, a work by pen name "Full Set Love Game".
At the end of club activities,
what would you like your female manager to say to you?
If you win the next game,
can I go out with you?
You idiot!
You're either winning or losing!
Next, a work by pen name "Tsuntokuru Wasamin".
At the end of club activities,
what would you like your female manager, Iwasami Saki, to say to you?
That girl...
She's been watching you all along!
Now you're her second fan, aren't you?
That's one brief!
I'll watch it!
This time...
I will choose...
This one!
Thank you!
Guess N.
Guess N?!
Why?!
Well, Kiyoto was like this...
Kiyoto-san...
Huh?!
Wasabi will debut in February, so...
Ah, yes!
Ah, that's right!
Today is our debut celebration!
That's right!
Now that you mention it, it's delicious!
Let's do our best!
Thank you!
It will be released on February 1st, so everyone...
Yes, it will be released on February 1st.
The couple ring also contains an extended version of the heavy rotation.
Thank you!
Thank you in advance!
Look, it's an advertisement.
Buy a drone!
With this, it will sell about two copies.
Everyone, thank you in advance for the drone!
The members' heartfelt phrases, including this new work...
But why are you nervous?
...are being distributed on the show's homepage.
It's a secret!
Please look forward to it!
NMB48's long-awaited 3rd single "Junjou Under Nine Team" will be released next week!
Tonight, we'll show you a music video featuring members who have never shown themselves before!
I went home from school and you invited me
Come play with me tonight
My family is in high school and I'm five years old
Even if it's just the two of us, let's play together
When that time comes someday
All girls dream, but...
Let me protect my innocence until I'm nineteen
Don't mess with me anymore
That's what I used to say
I'll grow up someday
So just a little more...
Iron pants!
Someday...
So just a little more... Iron pants!
After this, we have an emergency announcement from the show!
AKB's fifth year of existence!
And with that...
A surprise project filled with gratitude!
AKB will visit your city and thank you in person!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
Jishun's honest testimony!
Are you close with Maeda Atsuko?
No.
You're out!
Their hidden truths will be revealed!
This is fun!
You!
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