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When you're out, it's a total mess!
A survival game for an idol's life!
Messy Dodgeball!
Rei!
Well then, please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball!
But for the members who are out...
It's a total mess!
That's it for HKT48!
I'm Haruppi! I'm Kodama Haruka!
I'm Natsuko! I'm Matsuoka Nasumi!
I'm Waka Haruko! I'm Wakatabe Haruka!
We're still the criminal maya family!
We're looking forward to working with you!
Hakata-pen's kawaii girl!
Good one, good one, good one!
So, this time...
SKINNB HKT will also be joining us!
We've also prepared a lot of masterpieces we'd like to see again!
So, with that said...
While we're waiting...
We have some members who will be supporting us!
So, Miyazawa AKB, please come and support us!
Kami... Kami... Kamihachi?
Miyazawa-san is the first person to support us!
And for the SKE team...
Ata-sabako will be supporting them!
I hope you die!
So, this time...
AKB and SKE will be separated!
NMB Yamaguchi will join the AKB team!
Who will be the first to support us?
Let's see who will be the first to support us!
The first one to support us is...
GIANT SWING!
Here it is! The first support!
Giant Swing!
Oh, Julia vs Takajo!
Ready! Go!
First, a jump ball!
Oh, Julia catches it well!
And what was that?
She dodged it!
She returns it from the outside and hits it again!
Oh, and who was that just now?
The sister of everyone in SKE!
Kimoto Kanon hit it!
Now, it's time for pro-wrestling!
This time, of course, she'll show us a technique!
Ms. Erika! Ms. Erika!
What's this?! What's this?!
Who stopped it?! Who did it?!
Who stopped it?! Stop it!
Stop it!
I won! I won!
I won!
Are you okay?
I won't stop you.
Kimoto!
Aya-san, come on!
It's a mic performance! Don't scare me like that!
I'm counting on you!
Kimoto Kitano!
It's me, Dao!
I told you!
W-what?
How do I look?
Is that all you can say?
I mean, who are you?!
Are you Kimoto S.K.E.?
I don't know!
You were famous before, so come on!
Let's go!
Kimoto!
Huh?
Do I...
Have a body?
You do, you do.
Aya-san, can I ask you for a favor?
Huh?
Can I ask you for a favor?
Are you really Kimoto?
Stand up!
Hey, look at the camera and say your name!
Um, I'm S.K.E. 40's Kimoto Kanon!
She's crying!
With a smile on her face, Kimoto and Matsuirena change places and the match resumes!
Here's the next match!
Instant Lady Gaga!
Using a special program we developed, Lady Gaga will do a dreamlike match in an instant!
Now, from S.K.E.'s ball...
Aya Kimoto!
She hits the ball innocently!
And from the mountain...
Oops, Kitahara reached out!
Kitahara... out!
But this is your first penalty game, right?
But can you become Lady Gaga?
That's right.
Can you?
Of course you can!
You really think you can?
Now, it's transformation time!
Recently, with AK Bingo, Kitahara has been putting on makeup for some reason!
This time, using the latest makeup set developed by this show, will she be able to become Lady Gaga in an instant?!
I'm jealous of this woman!
Please welcome, Lady Gaga in an instant!
What?! Kitahara did it in an instant?!
Please welcome, Lady Gaga in an instant!
Lady Kitahara! Lady Kitahara! Lady Kitahara!
Are you doing it? Are you doing it?
I'm doing it.
I can't tell because you're opening your eyes.
The next one is...
What is it?!
Getemono Sushi!
This is also a masterpiece!
Squid! Squid! Squid!
Here you go.
For some reason, Getemono Sushi has something a little different from the sushi she ordered!
This time too, she's going to eat some of their newest sushi!
There it is! The sudden fast ball!
The one who picked it up is...
Kitakaga-sama!
Oh, Sukei dodged it well!
There it is, the fast ball again!
And Kitakaga-sama...
Here it is!
Sukei Yagami's cake kitchen!
Out!
Now, it's time for dinner!
This time too, Sushi-dakora Tsuji's prime minister, Tsuji Takuya-san
Will definitely not give up on his sushi!
Is there a live one in it?
Yes, there is a live one in it!
Oh, that's good!
Now, since we're here...
Yagami, we want your favorite stories!
I'll have some salmon roe, please!
Salmon roe?
Yes!
Yagami asked for her favorite salmon roe!
But...
What did the prime minister pick up for her?
Here you go!
Huh?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
What? What? Wait!
This here is...
An ant's egg roll!
This time, Yagami-san picked up...
A red ant's egg butter sauté...
And an ant's roe for the prime minister!
As a valuable protein source...
Red ant's egg, which is eaten all over Asia...
And ant's roe, which contains a lot of amino acids...
This time, the prime minister picked up an ant's egg roll for the prime minister!
Unfortunately...
This one roll...
Costs 500 yen!
Wow!
It's all in one bite!
In one bite!
Of course it's all in one bite!
Can I just suck on the ant?
Alright!
Now, Yagami!
Go ahead!
This isn't an ant...
That's an ant!
You're asking yourself questions, Kiyosu-san!
Thank you for the food!
She's got it!
How about you, Yagami?
I'll go.
No way!
No, no, no.
I can't go this far.
The next item is...
Flash cotton candy!
This is a new item, so let's have this person tell us about it!
This is Mr. Tetsuo of Promansion, who runs a magic bar in Hisshiozaku!
Nice to meet you!
What is this?
Magic is something you can surprise people with.
This is an item you can surprise people with.
Would you like to see what it is?
It's dangerous, so watch out!
With that said, let's get started!
When you light a flash cotton candy...
You can wrap your hands in flames in an instant!
What in the world is this?!
It's actually one of the magic tools.
When you light it up, it burns you in an instant along with the flames!
Now, the person who's out...
...will have the cotton candy made of the 30 flash cottons we just showed you!
Wow!
Now, Julina is full of exercise nerves!
Kitagawa-sama picks up the ball that is rolling on the outfield and passes it to Itano!
Wow! Julina also catches it with an ace! Itano also picks it up! Julina also catches it again!
And...oh! Kojima was careless!
Julina's super fine play that saves Matsui from danger!
This is the bond between SK and Itano!
And Kojima, who was absent-minded, is hit!
Now, it's time for "Magic"!
We have the 30 flash cottons we just showed you! Are you scared?
Of course I'm scared!
Now, please show us!
Wait a minute!
Wait...wait...
It's dangerous for you to move, you know!
I understand!
Now...
Is it okay for me to hold it?
What!?
Well, you told me!
What did I tell you!?
Hold it, hold it!
Why are you holding it?!
It's okay for you to keep it like this and not move!
Is this really okay?!
Yeah. So you can't move!
I understand...
Now, please hit me with your steel body!
Hey!
The fire is so huge that it covers the screen!
It's very dangerous, so please don't try this at home!
Kojima, what do you think?
I think it was red.
The next one is...
Embarrassing make-up!
Here we are again at "Shout Out Loud"!
This time, we'll have them do the make-up that they've wanted to see again and again in their embarrassing past!
Today's star is...
From Gaiachi and Ara...
Oh, Esu-kein and Takayanagi! Nice catch!
Once again, nice catch!
And now...
Donkusai Matsui Luna is out!
Luna is out!
I didn't get it! I didn't get it!
I didn't get it!
Are you saying you didn't get it?
No, I really didn't get it!
Linesman is watching you!
Hey, youngster!
She's saying you didn't get it!
I didn't get it!
But I did get it!
But I didn't get it!
I didn't get it!
Then...
The mentaiko I brought you as a souvenir...
Again, bye!
Where did that girl go?!
Now, it's transformation time!
What masterpiece will Kiyo, the master of make-up, revive?!
One, two... go ahead!
Do you want four of them?
I don't want it!
Go ahead!
I don't want it!
Now, face the camera and introduce yourself.
No way!
Okay...
Okay! I can't cast a spell until 12 o'clock!
I can't take off my glass shoes!
I'm SK's Kasumi and...
I'm Matsui Luna and I'm 20 years old!
Wrong!
Here's the next one!
Balloon festival?!
With balloons and...
What's this?
There's nothing on it.
With balloons and costumes that are huge...
They're going to make us stand until we explode!
It's a masterpiece!
Now, let's escape!
Oh no! A mysterious boss has appeared out of nowhere!
And from the hole he came out of...
A big hit!
Out of the way!
Now, it's time for the explosion!
Are you ready?
I'm scared.
Do we have to stand until we explode?
Of course!
And it's futuristic.
Oh, it's futuristic!
So you can do it like you always do.
I won't do it!
Now...
Please!
Now, the air is being sent up high!
Wow!
Stop it!
Why me?!
Over here!
Wow!
Matsuko! Are you okay?!
Of course I'm not okay!
Next up is...
I wanted to spin around!
I want you to spin around 10 times and then dance "aitakatta".
You can all dance, right?
We can!
Masai, it's not break time right now, you know?
Spinning around 10 times is pretty tough, right?
That's what you're talking about, right?
Summer season! What's the point of this?
Oops! A ball hit a boy in the countryside!
Wake up, you poop!
With that said, poop aside, it's match time!
What will Jurina do?
Oops! What hit her was...
KASHIWAGI OUT!
It was definitely KASHIWAGI!
It didn't hit you?
Why are you so emotional all of a sudden?
It didn't hit you!
Oh, I see!
It's fine, right?
Now, it's dance time!
The "aitakatta" choreography is of course perfect, right?
Of course!
If you say so!
Music, start!
Thank you!
So, Katsuhagi, are you confident?
Yes! I'm confident in my sense of balance!
I think you'll be fine!
So, Katsuhagi! Ready, start!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Music, start!
So, Katsuhagi!
Katsuhagi!
Over there!
Katsuhagi, over there!
Katsuhagi!
Stand up!
Katsuhagi!
You're weak!
Looking at you, I bet you really wanted to meet her!
You're so emotional!
This is the end of "Mecha Buri Time"!
This time's MVP is...
Katsuhagi, who wanted to meet her as an emotional person, has been decided!
Kodoku, Takahashi, and Monzetsu!
That hurts a lot!
SK48's eighth and long-awaited new single "Kataamoi Finale" is finally on sale today!
Please support it!
Kataamoi Finale
I don't know why I'm still alive.
AKB members' loneliness and pressure, glory and frustration.
"Gekido" of 2011 is completely attached to the brilliant background of the stage.
The second documentary film containing top idols' light and shadows will be released this Friday.
And...
"Requester" is in the "set list best 100" of 2012.
The song that won first place was...
"Heavy Rotation" for two consecutive years.
What great song will be released this year?
"Solo" is in!
"Give Me Five" is the first song released with AKB's new single "Give Me Five" at "Solo" request hour!
This time, it's a song with a band!
"Give Me Five" will be released on February 15th!
Look forward to it!
Songs lead to the world, and the world leads to songs.
Iwasa Misaki made her first song debut with AKB48.
The debut song "Unmanned Station" will be released next week.
Please listen to it!
"Unmanned Station" is AKB48's first solo song.
It was released on February 15th.
The song was released in October 2017.
It is AKB48's first solo song.
The song is based on the novel "The Night Before".
The song was released in October 2017.
Even if I'm no longer here,
Yes, no one will notice, no one will notice.
In the middle of it all, it's heartless of me to lower myself.
I want to love and be loved as much as white trees and snow talk to each other.
I don't even know what it's called.
Heartless of me.
I don't think I should do this from next time.
I know you want me to do it!
Next week, the masterpiece is back!
Takahashi is here!
Do something like this!
Takahashi suddenly...
Gets in!
Um...
It hurts a lot.
And after that...
One!
I don't think I should do this from next time.
I know you want me to do it!
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