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What the heck is this?!
When you're out, it's a total mess!
A survival game for an idol's life!
A total mess dodgeball!
Rei!
Okay, Linesmen, please explain the rules!
The rules are just like normal dodgeballs.
That's right, but when you're out, it's a total mess!
Everyone, show us what you've got!
You're the only ones who've got what you've got!
What's wrong with you guys?!
Who's never done a dodgeball before?
Oh, there's one!
First time?
There's someone who's never done it before.
Who else?
Oh! Who is it?
Abe!
No, it's not him!
There's two of you!
You've never played dodgeball before, right?
No, we haven't.
You haven't?!
You're wrong!
Even though you're the MC...
It's been a while since we've seen you like this!
As you can see, this week's team is...
Who will be the first one to do a dodgeball?!
The first one to do a dodgeball is...
This one!
Oh!
Ryo!
It's been a while since we've seen you like this!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
Ready, set, go!
Miyazawa and Matsui's jump ball!
Miyazawa got this one wrong!
Matsui and Sakiha are out of the game!
Matsui and Sakiha lost the jump ball!
They're out of the game after being shot at by their old friends!
It's time for "Muchaburi"!
Matsui will be eating some rare local food!
Today's rare local food is this!
What is it?
Matsui, read what's written in this can.
"Oranchi"... "Oranchi" and "hachinoko"
That's right!
Today we've prepared "hachinoko", which is eaten in Nagano and Tochigi as well as in Nara prefecture!
Matsui, open it up!
This is bad!
Look at this!
What's bad about it?
Hachinoko, a local dish from Nagano prefecture, is exactly like "hachinoyo"
It's rich in fiber and protein and is 1,680 yen per can!
Matsui, eat up this "hachinoko"!
It looks like a real "hachinoyo"
Let's eat!
What? Did you get stung?
What? Are you going to pop it?
Really?
What does it taste like?
Does it taste good?
But it tastes good.
It tastes good.
It's frustrating.
It's frustrating?
It's good.
If you're going to eat it, you have to eat it all.
No way!
It's cool.
Here you go.
Oh, that's how you eat it.
Really?
What do you think?
It's amazing.
What do you think?
How is it?
It's crispy.
First of all, the red team takes the lead.
Matsui and Kuramochi change and the match resumes.
The next "muchabure" is this one!
"bicharujo"!
Let's have this person explain what "bicharujo" is!
What's up? What's up?
What's "bicharujo", Funo-chan?
I've been into "tejina" lately.
Oh, really?
And I'd like the AKB members to do an "assistant" for me.
I see. What "tejina" is it?
Okay, Mikami!
You're a man!
Wow!
That's a strong hit for an AD!
Okay, I'll show you.
Okay.
Ta-da!
Wow! What's this?
This is "gerojinsu".
What's "gerojinsu"?
I bought it yesterday.
Oh, you bought it yesterday?!
Okay, I'll explain it to you.
Okay.
There are these "ha"s.
Okay.
First of all, you put in the daikon like this.
Okay.
And like this.
Okay.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Like this!
But I'll cast a spell.
Okay.
When you cast it...
It won't cut anymore.
Oh, I see.
It won't cut anymore.
It's no good for amateurs!
Okay.
It cut!
What kind of "assistant" are you going to do?
Huh?
What do you do for the real thing?
For "assistant", you put in the daikon like this.
I definitely won't do it!
I'll kill you!
Ready...
Now, they're running nervously on the court.
Oh, Miyazawa's last catch!
He doesn't like being called "assistant" that much, does he?!
Now, Miyazawa threw it!
Oh, Atanabe out!
Atanabe, where are you going?!
Are you going to run away from the studio?!
Wait up, you!
What do you mean, "run away from the studio"?
Wait up!
I don't like this!
Now, it's time for their trick!
Uno-chan, please do it!
What?!
You look like you're done!
Uno-chan! Uno-chan!
Wait! What's wrong with your hand?!
What are you doing?!
Are you okay?!
You're making a mistake! You're making a mistake, aren't you?!
Let's review their trick!
A small hole for the guillotine, a big hole for the cucumber, and Watanabe puts his hand in it and shakes it off!
If only the cucumber is cut and Watanabe's hand is safe, their trick is a success!
They kept failing in practice, but in the end...
Then...
Music, start!
This is what I prepared!
I saw it earlier!
You can cut this!
You know you can cut it?
You know you can cut it?!
Watanabe-san...
This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad!
If you leave it like that, you can cut it normally!
What's going on?!
You'll be fine!
If you leave it like that, don't move!
I'm scared!
I can feel your nervousness!
If you resent me, resent Miyazawa!
I'm sorry!
Here I go!
I did it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm going to die!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Move your hand!
Here I go!
Did you cut it?!
You're amazing, Ebichan!
- Cool! - Did you run out of energy?
- I ran out of energy! - Why?!
- What do you mean? - So, what do you think, Aname?!
I'm glad you're alive.
So, Ebichan, what is this?!
It's an illusion of luck.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
So, the next item is...
What is it?
A new menu for you to try!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
We'd like you to try the new menu we came up with for food possibilities!
Preparation
Ready...
Now, the ball is in the air!
She's looking for something to eat!
But she dodges it easily!
What's next, Aname?!
Oh, that's not good for the ball!
Is there still some food left?!
Oh, Kuramochi catches it!
Huh? What was that?!
Let's watch it in slow motion!
The ball that Kuramochi threw at Katayama...
...passed through Katayama and Miyana...
...and hit a branch that was hidden at the back!
- It hit it perfectly! - How do you know?!
- I know! - What?!
- It didn't hit it. - What do you mean, it didn't hit it?!
- Linesman is watching you! - I'm sure of it!
- Linesman... - Yes?
Masuda...
Good job!
Now, what is the new menu you will try?
In fact, there was a request from a certain shop to develop a new menu for this program.
That shop is a crepe shop in Shimokitazawa, Andorea.
In Asia, they are developing new menus one after another, such as natto, coffee, jelly and whipped cream.
Andorea would like to use kohya tofu as a dessert in the next menu.
- Do you know kohya tofu? - It's delicious, isn't it?
Normally, you would heat it up in hot water and eat it.
But this time, I would like to make a refreshing kohya tofu, so I came up with an idea.
- Oh, you came up with it? - What is it, chef?
Here it is.
Open!
This is not kohya tofu.
This is lemon kohya tofu made with 100% lemon juice.
- Are you going to put it in a crepe? - That's right.
- Here you go, Maeda. - Thank you for the food.
If this is delicious, it will be on the menu.
- It's sour. - Chew it.
- Chew it? - Yes.
- Chew it. - Here you go!
It's definitely sour!
- It's sour! - It's definitely sour!
- How is it? - It's good.
Maeda, you look surprised.
Maeda, do you think we should sell this new menu?
There's not a single good point about this restaurant.
The next "muchaburi" is this!
"muchaburi" stunt!
"muchaburi" stunt is a stunt where you have to challenge a stunt that exceeds an idol's breath.
The previous "katemo" stunt was a stunt where you had to jump from a height comparable to the third floor of a building.
So, what kind of stunt will they try this time?
So, we'd like you to do a stunt like this for us!
What could it be?
She's alive!
The contestants will be shot with a gun at a gunpoint with gunpowder loaded straight to the target.
Ready!
Hit it!
Now, the red team starts from Takahashi!
Oh no! Did he hit the ladder?
He hit it!
Takahashi, you hit it!
I hit it!
Right after the match began, the ball Takahashi threw went up the ladder for sure!
We can't miss this!
And with that, the ladder match is over!
Now, it's time for the stunts!
I have good news for you.
What is it?
Just now, Kiyoto-san hit it with one shot, but Kashiwagi-san...
Yes?
It's special.
Special?
Four shots!
That sounds fun!
I'm glad!
Isn't it weird?!
Four shots!
Isn't it weird?!
Also, I think it's weird that he was told to do the earplugs and was handed tissues!
Isn't it weird?!
Now, Kashiwagi-san will set up as a detective who persuades the culprit, Sata-kun, and will have him try a gunshot stunt!
Ready...
Start!
Stop!
Don't come any closer!
Give me back that gun.
This one is clean.
Don't come any closer!
If you come any closer, I'll shoot you for real!
If you can shoot...
Shoot me!
I'm alive, I'm alive!
No way!
And that's it for today!
That was some gunfire!
Kazuhari! How'd it go?
I feel like I've grown up!
I feel like I've lost once!
The next song is...
"The Action Gamma"!
Here it is!
We're going to watch the entertainer's funny one- shot gag and see how they react!
Ready...
KyoKen Kuramochi!
Oh no, Nakamura! He dodged it with a fastball!
Nakamura counterattacks!
But the ball goes to the white team!
Now, Takajo!
Oh no, Nakamura! He can't dodge it!
His back must hurt!
Nakamura dodged Kuramochi's ball beautifully!
Oh no!
Takajo, who has great athleticism, shoots the ball again!
What a shame!
Now, it's time for "The Action Gamma"!
This reaction "gamma" is simply "the action gamma"!
A very popular entertainer will appear and do a gag for us!
If you can endure it until the end, you pass!
However, if you laugh, something terrible will happen, so please be careful!
Now, let's have him appear!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Hello!
Again, we won't laugh at Sakuma Kazuki's gag!
Now, get ready for "The Action Gamma"!
Sakuma Kazuki's funny one-shot gag!
The leading role!
Ta-dah! The main role is this person!
But I want you to look at me for a moment!
Ta-dah!
The train!
Excuse me! Please get on! Please get on!
If you don't get on this, you can't go home!
This is the last one! Please get on!
Alright! Alright! Alright! You got on!
Push! What does it mean?
Ta-dah!
Wow, you're strong!
Daruma-san rejected me! Excuse me for a moment!
You're connected to the future!
Huh? Wait a minute!
Out!
Alright!
Please!
Ta-dah!
Hahaha! Your hair's gotten bigger!
For some reason, Nakamura laughs before he falls!
The super powerful air cannon fires the fresh cream into Eijikin!
Wait a minute! Where was the pot?!
I'm sorry for the meaningless, useless feeling.
Useless means you wanted us to laugh at Eijikin, right?
Yes!
Continue!
Can we watch it one more time?
It's connected to the future! It's connected to the future!
Huh? Wait a minute! Someone's here! Someone's here! Someone's here!
Are you okay?!
Ah, I might not have had to do it!
No, we watched it halfway through!
We watched it halfway through!
Can we watch it one more time?
Again?!
Can we watch it one more time?
Since we're here, how about an AKB gag?
What?!
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes!
One more time!
Tell me!
I can't tell you! I can't tell you!
This time's "Muchaburi Doji" ends here!
And the MVP is...
Kashiwagi Yuki Nikken, who played Meishin in the nostalgic police drama!
"Phrase Museum"...
It's a museum that only collects words that make you feel like you're listening.
Tonight's theme is...
A Word That Your Classmate Would Like You To Say On Your Way Home.
First, a pen name.
Chocomint's work.
A Word That Your Classmate Would Like You To Say On Your Way Home.
Huh?
My right hand is saying "I miss you!"
My left hand is saying "I miss you, too!"
Wait a minute! Here comes my right hand!
You love me! You love me!
My right hand, Daidondengaeshi!
Next, a pen name.
Lemon Juice 0%
A Word That Your Classmate Would Like You To Say On Your Way Home.
I thought about it today, but you're more handsome than before!
That's the first time you've said I'm handsome!
This time, I'm going to choose...
...this one!
A Word That Your Classmate Would Like You To Say On Your Way Home.
You're really strong!
You like Kiyota-san, don't you?
I like you a lot!
- Thank you? - Thank you?
And the pen name is...
- Ishikawa! - Please say it in a cute way!
That's not funny!
A Word That Your Classmate Would Like You To Say On Your Way Home.
My nose is bleeding! My nose is bleeding! It stinks! It stinks!
It smells like lemons!
Wow, you're really strong!
A Word That Your Classmate Would Like You To Say On Your Way Home.
This new work and other members' heartwarming phrases are on sale now!
Please enjoy!
Last week, AKB48's new single "Kaze wa Kuiteiru" was released, and thanks to it, it sold 1.4 million copies on the first day of release!
It broke Flying Get's record and surpassed the median for two consecutive songs!
It also topped the Oricon Weekly Chart! Thank you for your support!
And!
Shinoda Mariko will be in the center for the first time and the title of her rock-paper-scissors song will be decided!
The title is...
"Uekora Mariko"!
Don't miss it!
And!
It's HKT48!
Last week, HKT48, which is based in Fukuoka Hakata, was released for the first time!
They're a fresh group with an average age of 13.8 years old and working hard for their first performance!
Thank you for your support!
SKE48's 7th single, "okidoki", which will be released next week and will be based in Nagoya, will be released!
It's SKE48's energetic new song "Studio Live Hatsuhiro" !
Studio Live's first hero
♪ Just spit it out, will it make you feel better? ♪
After this, AKB and SK's "Gajinko Battle" will begin!
Next week, AKB and SK will have a "Gajinko Battle" with a bond!
Die!
Do you think I'm that stupid? Huh? Huh?
I can't fall!
Which team will be bound by a strong bond in a country without a problem?!
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