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Once you're out, it's a total mess!
A survival game for idol life!
A total mess either way!
Now, please explain the rules!
Hello!
I'm Abe Mania.
I'm Mega Mania.
Together we are...
Mania Mania!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball.
Well then, everyone, good luck!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
There's nothing good about it!
I've never gotten a pleasant pass before.
No, it's true!
Now, with that being said...
Maeda!
Yes?
We've prepared a lot of new games for you.
A lot of new games? It's been a while.
It's been a while, really.
I don't like it.
I don't like it!
What's up with you?
You're talking like an older woman.
I don't like it!
Is there anyone here for the first time getting a pass?
No one!
It's my first time.
You seem like you've been here a lot.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
It's a pleasure to meet you?
Yes.
Someone like you...
Don't get involved with Yokoyama!
No, no, no!
Someone like you...
No, someone like me...
I thought you'd say something like that.
I didn't think you'd say something like that!
As you can see, this time...
Who will be the first one to get a pass?
Let's see who will get a pass first!
The first one to get a pass is...
Gekkara One Spoon!
As soon as you put it in your mouth, your tongue will burn.
Eat a spoonful of super spicy food in one bite!
Let's start the match! Here comes the jump ball!
Ready, set, go!
A jump ball by Takajo and Matsui!
Oh my, this is overwhelming!
Atsuta picks up the ball and...
Oh my! Hattan and Yokoyama score in one shot!
In one shot!
It's their first time and they're already in first place!
That's weak!
Yokoyama, show us your first jump ball!
Now it's jump ball time!
Here is today's super spicy dish!
What is this?
Today's One Spoon is...
a super spicy menu by Carlapina in Meguroku Yutenji...
Chicken Curry Spicy Special Hot!
Doesn't it look delicious?
It does, but doesn't it look terrible?
It doesn't look like curry.
Yokoyama, what do you think of this spicy dish?
I'm good at eating spicy food.
Really?
Last time you went to eat spicy food...
you wanted to film it.
I did!
Do you remember?
I did!
Then I can't do it!
That was 3 years ago.
Maeda, who ate super spicy chicken wings, ran away while filming.
We're filming!
She was so scared of the spiciness.
Maeda, can you smell it?
No, I can't.
But it smells like curry.
She says she's confident about spicy food.
Then, I'll eat it in one bite!
But it doesn't taste like anything.
I'm good at it.
Already?
She ate it in one bite!
Are you okay?
Are you kidding me?
I'm okay.
There's no curry?
There's only yogurt and sweets?
Can I eat it in one bite?
Try it, everyone!
It's spicy!
It's not spicy!
You can't eat it without rice.
What?
How is it?
Is it spicy?
I'm dying!
What's wrong?
Is something going to be born?
Is there anyone who wants to eat it?
I don't like spicy food.
It looks like you want to eat it.
You can eat it.
Can I?
You can eat it.
You want to eat it, right?
I want to eat it.
You're hungry, right?
But I'm hungry.
You're hungry, right?
Yes!
Do you want to eat it?
I'm hungry.
You're a mean senior!
Try it.
In one bite.
That's a lot of food.
How is it?
What?
Don't you know how to react?
Who are you talking to?
That's it for now!
We will stop recording for now.
And now...
I want to eat it.
Don't do it.
Why are you doing it now?
Don't worry about it.
Don't do it!
Are you drinking only water?
Free-spirited Maeda was gone, but Yokoyama and Gaia's gaze changed and the match resumed!
The next thing you'll see is this!
Embarrassing teeth accessory!
Isn't it embarrassing fake?
I think you all know about nail art, but it's already old!
Your hair is the oldest now.
Isn't it embarrassing fake?
I think you all know about nail art, but it's already old!
I'll show you a nice teeth accessory that will make your teeth fashionable!
Ready!
Here we go!
Oh, what's going to happen?
From Yokoyama...
Oh, Takahashi is out!
Out!
Yokoyama dodges the ball, but Takahashi is out for some reason!
This is embarrassing!
Now, it's fashionable time!
Today's teeth accessory will be provided by Nozasa Ryoko of Tokoishika Clinic!
Nice to meet you!
The next accessory is one of the most popular accessories that you can decorate your teeth with stickers and rhinestones!
By the way, how long does it last once you do it like this?
About a week.
It's embarrassing!
For a week!
I'm going to Singapore!
Ignoring Takahashi's situation, let's start the teaser accessories!
What kind of fashion will Takahashi's fans show us?
Let's see it!
High-cheese!
Are you asking me if it's funny?
If you ask me if it's funny or not, it's funny!
Where are you going?
Singapore!
This is delicious!
The next accessory is this!
Unusual local cuisine!
We would like you to eat delicious and unusual local cuisine hidden in Japan!
I don't want to eat it!
Ready!
Can I eat it?
You can't eat it!
No, it's not "we talked about it"!
Let's start with that team!
Yes!
Stop boasting!
Let's go hard!
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
So, the match resumed with the red team!
Oh, wait!
Oh, you guys! Your teammates are out!
We're not out because we're teammates, but you know...
Listen to me, you!
Yoshimoto, Yoshimoto, you're out!
The top idol was praised by Yoshimoto's bald entertainer!
What kind of bald entertainer is this?!
It can't be helped! Go ahead!
So, the match resumed!
Itano aims for a breakaway!
Again, a counterattack!
From here, a counterattack from the red team!
Oh, and here comes Itano's counterattack!
I'm sorry!
Even though Kuramochi rushes in, Itano doesn't catch up!
Now, it's time for "muchaburi"!
What Itano will eat this time is this rare local dish!
Doesn't it look good?
Now, Itano!
What's written in that bottle? Call it out!
Jazamushi
A bug?!
I've never heard of it!
First of all, so that you can see what's inside, put it out on the plate!
Eh, isn't this weird?
Ah, I'm going crazy!
"Jazamushi" is a local dish of Ina city, Nagano prefecture, which Maeda was surprised about!
Because of the larvae like "tobigera" living in the river, it's been eaten as a precious protein for a long time!
What Itano said in front of this luxury delicacy is...
It's a scorpion!
Eh, isn't it weird?!
Isn't it weird?!
There's no way it's weird!
What do you think of this scorpion?
It's gross, but I want some rice.
What do you mean?
I want to eat it with rice.
Well then, please eat up this scorpion, Itano!
Thank you!
Wow, this is...
Seriously?!
It's pretty gross.
I'm going to eat it.
Is there a leg in it?
It's good.
How is it?
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Eh?!
It's weird!
I think I've eaten this before.
Eh?! You eat it for lunch everyday?!
It's weird, I want to eat it.
Me?!
It's okay, it's okay.
I think you can eat it hot.
I think Tomo can eat it.
Eh?! I can't?!
Which one?!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it! It'll get hot!
It's sweet, so it's okay.
It's tasty.
How is it?
Sorry!
Why did you eat it?!
I'm just an idiot!
That's right!
Now, the next "muchamuri" is this!
"muchamuri" stunt!
Eh?! Eh?! Eh?!
That is...
A cool stunt you've seen in movies and dramas!
We'd like you to try it out!
Now, what kind of stunt will you do this time?!
We'd like professionals to try it out!
Now, professionals, please!
Eh?! What is it?!
It's a woman!
I'm scared!
What?!
Actress Fujisawa!
She jumps from her head, turns around and lands on the mat!
Amazing!
This stunt is a scene where she jumps from a cliff!
We'd like you to jump from a height of 3.6 meters and look cool!
Let's go!
Everyone is scared of her!
Oh, she dodged it well!
And she dodges Yokoyama's ball again!
Miyazawa passes!
Oh, Katayama catches it with an ice!
And a high speed ball from there!
Here, the red team passes and...
Katayama hits it from Kuramochi!
Katayama out!
The ball that Kuramochi threw in a beautiful form...
lands on Katayama's feet!
Now, it's time for the stunt!
This is bad! I feel sick!
I feel sick!
If it's another member, it'd be bad, but it's Katayama, right?
Here you go!
It's Katayama, right?
Here you go!
This time, the stunt teacher is Irie-san of SEALS, a stunt specialist company that trains various stunts such as TV and movies.
What are the tips for this stunt?
The only tip is...
Courage.
Courage!
Katayama, if you were someone else, you'd have more advice.
Katayama, how is it? Are you okay in high places?
No, I'm not good at it at all.
Oh, really? Then, let's go!
Wait, you're fast!
You're fast!
I'm not in a good mood.
Three minutes, please!
This is bad!
However, Katayama is determined to go to the dungeon!
Wow, it's high!
How is it from there?
This is bad!
This is shaking a lot!
And it's high!
It's too high!
It looks like you can go straight!
No, no, I can't do it like this!
You can do it, Haachan!
Oh, no!
This is bad!
This is really bad!
This is bad!
You can do it!
Katayama is scared!
Will she be able to fly?!
Haachan!
One, two...
Aaaaaah!
Oh, my!
Huh?
What's wrong?
It's plain!
It's cool!
It's plain!
Everyone, try it!
It's really high!
Now, the next unreasonable thing is this!
What is it?
Reaction gum!
Now, we'll explain this in detail later!
Let's go!
Ready...
Go! Watanabe's ball!
He's searching for prey with his eyes!
But he dodged it well!
Now, Yokoyama...
Oops!
Ichikawa missed it!
The red team passed to Takahashi!
They passed to Nanyo...
Masuda passes to Takahashi again!
And Ichikawa...
He's completely out!
Ichikawa is out!
I didn't hit it!
You didn't hit it!
Linesman is watching you!
Hey, Linesman!
She said you didn't hit it!
What do you say?
I didn't hit it!
I didn't...
hit it?
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Where are you going?!
Where are you going?
Go! Go! Go! She's going back to her kingdom!
Where are you?!
Out!
And now, it's Jizai spending time!
It's time for Jizai spending time!
In terms of reacting tolerance,
it's easy to say "staring things down".
From now,
from this stage,
an extremely popular comedian will appear...
She will do a "jam".
If you can endure it until the end, you will clear it.
However, if you laugh and twist your teeth, something terrible will happen.
So please be careful.
Then, let's have her appear.
She is this person. Please come in.
Please come in!
Wow!
This time, we have a super popular comedian, Sakkun, who will not laugh at Kazuki Sakuma's gag.
Sakkun, are you ready for today?
I'm ready for today!
You're ready for it!
I'm ready for it!
Sakkun, please do your best!
I'll do my best!
Then...
Reaction patience...
Start!
Kazuki Sakuma's gag, "Ten years of punishment"!
Keyboard!
Safe!
He's holding it in! He's holding it in!
Safe! Safe!
Relay!
Safe!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Ichigaya, how is it?
Well...
Yes.
Well...
Yes.
What is this situation?
I was surprised.
I want to have a sack.
Just one sack?
Just one?
Well, people who have a sack here...
Yes.
Hurry up and take a picture.
It is rare.
It is rare for a sack to be placed here.
Hurry up and take a picture.
It is running away.
Take a picture.
Did you take it?
Good.
What? It is shaking.
It is rare for a sack to be placed here.
Why is it shaking?
Still here?
(Laughter)
This "Mujamuri Toshi" ends here!
And this MVP goes to...
Ichikawa, who received cream all over her body!
After this, AKB has released their new song "Studio Live" for the first time!
(Music)
Finally!
NFB48's second single "OH MY GIRL" will be released today!
Please support them!
And the other day, Team 4's first performance "My Sun" started!
There...
We have some technical problems, but we hope you'll understand!
Shibata Aruka will replace the captain!
Please watch over the fresh Team 4!
AKB48's new single "Kaze wa Fuiteiru" will be released next week.
The message is "Let's move forward, one step at a time, as a song of support for the recovery of the disaster."
Tonight is the first release of the studio live!
Let's move forward, one step at a time, as a song of support for the recovery of the disaster.
After this, a shocking appearance of Sashihara!
Next week, "Battle Burger Shop"!
I'm sorry!
In Sashihara's words, "Studio explosion shop"!
Please!
Takashi's mysterious confession!?
Thank you!
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