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Find the Criminal! The AKB Profiling!
AKB Profiling is...
...a game where you have to guess who is the criminal among you five players...
...by giving hints about your home or personal belongings!
Everyone, listen up!
Actually, today...
Go away!
Hey, stop saying that!
Please look at this video!
What?!
Today, Mimei, our show's directors, Bichago and Uno-chan...
...tried to get on the elevator with someone from AKB, but they refused and were shocked to death!
What kind of scene is this?!
Take a good look!
It's how a monster falls.
What do you want?!
Bichago...
How many times do you want me to kill you?!
How dare you?!
How many times do you want me to kill you, Bichago?!
After the crime was found...
...in order to protect their friends' sins...
...these five players have turned themselves in!
Among the various evidence we will introduce...
...we will have you guess who the real criminal is!
This time, the mysterious challenge will be taken by...
...these three teams that know suspects well!
The first hint...
The criminal's home video!
Using the shadows left on the scene...
...we will film the idol's real home!
The detective team will have you guess...
...who is home among you five!
Everyone in front of the TV, please join us!
First, when you enter the front door...
For some reason, you see a mannequin-like hanger coming out of the door.
And...
For some reason, you don't see anything in there, Chicago.
[The door opens and Chicago is in the living room.]
You suddenly get hit in the face at the front door and go to the living room.
"Is it a shadow?" you think.
It's actually a running machine.
On top of that, there's a machine that stretches your Achilles tendon and...
A hanging health machine.
On top of that, there's a foot massage machine.
And a stretch ball.
When you look at all of these goods, is the culprit an athlete?
That's cool.
And when you go further in...
You discover a suspicious room that says "closed".
What in the world is this place?!
When you get out of there and go inside...
You see a suspicious light.
It looks like this is the culprit's room.
On the wall, you see a sign that looks like it says "culprit".
And next to the sign is a dragonfly.
Now, that sign is...
My first dream is a bad dream, but oh well.
What an amazing sign.
This is so funny!
Also, why is there squid food on the wall?
If you turn it upside down, you see a torn wallpaper.
It looks like the culprit is hiding the torn part with squid food.
Hide it with other books!
What an amazing sign.
And next to it...
There are four warnings that say "be careful of yourself" and "be on time".
But what about the clock next to it?
It's tilted and the numbers are falling apart.
There's no way you can be on time with this.
Next, you see a bookshelf with all kinds of books on it.
Takahashi Minami, Oshima Yuko's photobook...
And for some reason, Shougi Niumo's photobook.
And...
Satano Demekin and Kiyoto's double-piece is...
Puppet Muppet's story book.
It looks like the culprit likes Puppet Muppet more than Bad Boys.
This is so embarrassing.
Next, you see a desk that looks like it's facing the culprit.
There are a lot of pens there.
And...
There are even more pens in the drawer.
And next to it...
There are a lot of bags.
There are over 100 paper bags next to the desk.
And...
There are a lot of clear files.
Is the culprit planning to open a stationery store in the future?
And finally, to the bed where the culprit goes to sleep every day.
Under the pillow, there are animal stuffed animals.
And there are pajamas that the culprit thinks he is wearing every day.
When the culprit goes to sleep, he looks like a jersey.
Is this also a sign of his love of sports?
Now, all you famous detectives!
Based on the hints so far, please identify the real culprit!
Now, the five of you who admitted it!
Can you still say you did it?
Yes, I did it!
Were you in the gymnasium?
Yes!
Ami, what are you doing?
What's up with you all of a sudden?
I love bowling.
Bowling? What do you do?
I play tennis.
What do you do?
Swimming.
Swimming? What else?
Golfing.
Golfing? What else?
Boxing.
I do boxing.
Boxing? That's pretty.
Now, Arazu-san.
I think there are a lot of stuffed animals where you sleep.
Among them, which one is your favorite stuffed animal?
We'll talk about that later.
Yes, there's something I'm curious about.
I understand.
Yes, Yamauchi-san, what do you like?
Well, next to the pillow, there's one with long arms and legs.
It's called "mokeke".
"Mokeke"?
It's called "mokeke" and I always make it my pillow.
Itano-san is laughing a lot.
Itano-san, what do you like about "mokeke"?
If I wasn't the culprit, I would think about it a lot and make "mokeke".
Okay, Takeuchi-san.
For me, there was a round tomato one, and I love that one.
Okay, Shibata-san.
For me, the one I showed you at the end, the pink one with caviar.
Maeda-ami?
For me, the one I showed you first, "cherry nature".
A fan of mine gave it to me.
Shibata?
For me, it's a stuffed pig.
Does it have a name or something?
It's "butako" and "butako".
Why are you laughing?
It's not "butako", is it?
So, do you know what it is now?
In the past, when Ami asked me for a stuffed toy, I gave her a stuffed toy as a present.
Okay.
But, it wasn't there!
Oh my...
Okay, do you have any more questions?
Yes!
Okay!
You...
Where are you putting your hand out of?
I really don't have a place to put my hand out of.
That's why you put it out like this!
It's too simple for you to put it out like this!
Okay, okay.
Okay, raise your hand.
Raise your hand properly.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
It said "time is rules", didn't it?
Why did you want to put your hand out like that?
Why did you want to put it out like that?
Let's ask her.
Shumada?
In tennis matches, if you're late by 10 minutes, you can't play anymore.
I did that in doubles and caused trouble for my pair.
Kageuchi?
When I was in middle school, it was a little far for me to walk to school.
I was almost always late for school.
Walking...
That's why...
What are you trying to do?!
Do you have any other questions?
What is a fighter?
Please tell me what type of fighter you are.
Yamaguchi, what type are you?
I'm O-type.
O-type!
Kageuchi?
I'm O-type.
O-type!
Shumada?
I'm A-type.
A-type!
Maedami?
I'm O-type.
Shumada?
I'm B-type.
B...
What do you know about this?
I made it a key menu, so I thought it was either O or A.
I see, I see.
Besides, you know how clocks break?
So, if you think about what you're particular about, it might be O-type.
That's really simple.
And then...
Here's a special hint!
In the culprit's room, there was a unique type of string.
Just like this string, a string that you tighten with "well, whatever"
From now on, five suspects will think about it on the spot and verify the string.
Now, let's start with the person who started it.
Okay, let's start with the front row.
Falling down two times on the stairs is "whatever".
Cute.
But her sense is similar to this picture.
Yeah.
Let's move on.
Okay, let's start with Takeuchi.
For the first time in a while, it was a small shark, but "whatever".
Oh, that's good.
Okay, let's start with Sumazaki.
The expiration date is expired, but "whatever".
No, you can't!
Okay, Maishima.
My hairstyle is the same as Sashiko's, "whatever".
It's fine! Let me do it as I like!
Okay, let's start with Yamauchi.
It's like Yui-chan's hat is an eggplant, "whatever".
What did you say?
I'll get teased and kick you.
Okay.
Takamina-san, I borrowed your hand, but "whatever".
Hey!
Detective, stop it!
Okay, let's go!
With this special hint in mind, whose house was it?
What is the detective team's guess?
Okay, let's start with Team Homes.
Yes, Maeda Ami!
Yes.
Why did you think it was Maeda Ami?
When I was thinking about the expiration date, I thought, "I haven't stepped on anything, but will it be okay?"
I used it like a slang.
Yes.
But the case is still open, and I still don't think it's Ami.
Why? Because there were no stuffed animals.
You guys are persistent!
You said it again!
Because there were no stuffed animals, I didn't want to believe it.
I don't believe it.
Let's go to Team Konan.
Miyashi-chan.
Why did you think it was Takeuchi?
Well, Shimizaki-chan and the other three said that the reason was a little fake.
I thought it was either one of the two in front of me, but when I saw it earlier, I think it's Miyashi-chan.
Team Gindaichi.
Yes.
Suzuranbei!
Team...
Suzuranbei!
It's good.
The reason is...
Above all, there was squid rice on the wall, wasn't there?
Yes, there was.
The moment I saw that squid rice, I thought of Suzuran- chan eating that squid rice deliciously.
That's how you imagined it?
Yes.
Next, the second hint is "memories of Sinajina".
Let's check out the criminal's old text and photos.
First of all, this is the portrait he drew when he was in first grade.
Here it is!
Look at the way his bangs are split.
What is this?
These bangs...
He is good at one-man-stands.
This is what I'm curious about.
How old do you want to be when you grow up?
Ishiya! Ishiya!
Ishiya is this!
The arrow is big too much, ishiya is this!
Ishiya! Ishiya is this!
Such a bland person
This is a picture of when the criminal was sentenced
I would like you to pay attention to the T-shirt they are wearing
The criminal seems to have had a lot of fun after school
It is "happy days"
He wore the T-shirt that he was given
Have fun!
That's not fair!
You're a criminal, you idiot!
The criminal seems to have a lot of happy memories.
What do the detectives think about this situation?
Let's start with Team Homes.
Takeuchi!
Yes?
One time during a bingo game, Miyu was in first place.
She said she was good at first place, didn't she?
Yes, points and points were connected by lines.
Also, if you look at this picture again,
you can see that Miyu was in first place.
That's true!
It's connected.
Next up is Team Konan.
Suzuran!
Yamauchi!
There were a lot of dreams and stuff like that in the past.
I've been watching all of their reactions.
Only Suzuran was doing an embarrassing performance.
If this wasn't for Yamauchi, Kasai, what would you do?
It's sad and scary.
Next up is Team Konan.
Yes?
Miyu!
Who should I kiss?
Takeuchi.
Why should I kiss Takeuchi?
The third hint is the witness of the criminal's mother.
Surprisingly, we were able to get in touch with the criminal's mother.
Of course, we got a lot of important witnesses in secret from the criminal.
First, let's see what kind of child the criminal was as a child.
He was really lonely and would always swim by me like a dog.
Until fourth grade, we slept in the same bed.
What?!
Surprisingly, the criminal couldn't sleep alone until fourth grade.
And recently, the mother says she's troubled by something about the criminal.
That is...
She doesn't sleep well and her mouth is really bad.
When I wake her up in the morning, she says bad words like "I know what you're saying!"
That happens almost every day.
Until I go see my wife, I don't think I can fix it.
She doesn't sleep well.
I know what you're saying!
What's more, the criminal can't tell anyone.
There is an unexpected side of the criminal.
To say it clearly, it's stingy.
The other day, I went into a shop and asked for a cake, but we couldn't share one.
They didn't give me much, not even a bite.
When I was working with AKB members, I gave everyone some sweets.
There weren't just one person, but several people, so I gave them one by one.
I didn't leave anything for myself.
When I came back, they told me about it, but I didn't want to share it with anyone.
That's how stingy I am.
Surprisingly, the criminal was hiding his stinginess.
An important testimony about the criminal's private life that we obtained from his mother.
Based on this testimony, we will reveal the real criminal!
As expected of a boy who wants to rebel from his busy mother!
I did it.
Even so, I did it!
I did it.
Is that so?
Yes, yes, please, Itaro-san.
I want you to tell me who my siblings are.
I don't have siblings.
You don't have siblings?
Yes.
I'm an only child.
I have a seven-year-old brother.
I have an older sister and a younger sister.
I have an older brother.
Why did you ask that question?
Since we sleep together, if I had a younger sister or something like that, it would definitely be the three of us.
I see.
You're sharp!
You're looking at me sharply, aren't you, VTR?
I don't know!
Okay!
For ramen, do you eat soup or noodles first?
Why do you know that?
Can you ask me?
If you ask me, you'll know.
Noodles.
Soup first.
Soup.
Together.
What do you know about this?
Since it's soup, what do you think about it?
Personally...
I told you earlier, didn't I?
I know you know, didn't I?
That's what I like about you.
I want you to say it.
I want you to say it!
With these members, no one can say it but me!
Now, let's recreate their sleepiness.
Good morning!
I know you know, didn't I?!
Oh, it's her!
It's her!
It's her name!
Come on, it's time for school!
Hurry up and get up!
Hey!
I know you know, didn't I?!
Get up!
I know you know, didn't I?!
This is cute!
But it's not like what you said!
Get up!
Hurry up and get up!
It's time for school!
I know you know, didn't I?!
I'm in shock!
Excuse me!
I know you know, didn't I?!
Wow, you know a lot!
Can I say that too? "I know you know, didn't I?!"
No!
I know you know, didn't I?!
That's all of the clues!
Room, memories of Shina, mother's testimony...
Based on the three clues, bring in the judge!
Let's start with Team Homes!
Okay, Miyu-chan!
Takeuchi!
During the VTR, she was a little angry!
I saw that too!
She was really angry!
Okay, Team Kona!
Takeuchi!
I know you know, didn't I?!
When I hear that line, I feel like my love for my mother is fading!
I think it's just right!
Okay, Team Kindai-ji!
Okay!
When it's an island...
You've forgotten how many times you've said it!
I don't think it's just an island!
Oh, you say it like that!
Let's ask the members in the back!
Okay!
It's 100% an island!
Why?!
When the VTR is playing, it's not funny at all!
She's just grinning by herself!
I know! I thought about it!
What if you get it wrong?!
100%? Okay!
Okay?!
100%?!
Okay!
If it's not an island...
I'll go with 100%!
Say it three times!
If it's not an island...
I'll go with 100%!
Okay!
Is the reasoning correct?!
Okay!
Let's ask the members in the back for a self- confession!
After this...
What will happen to her parents' hair?!
The other day, AKB48 performed at Shanghai Japan Week 2011 J-Pop Concert held in China!
They were warmly welcomed by 1,500 fans in China who voted for them!
And...
Stay with me forever.
It will finally be released tomorrow!
"That Ultimate Love Fantasy Game" Part 2!
"AKB48" Part 1! "Idol" and "Guam" make love!
This time, we have lots of swimsuits!
Look forward to it!
I like you.
On October 26th, AKB48's new single "Kaze wa Fuiteiru" will be released!
"Undergirls" and "Kimi no Senaka"
Tonight, we'll show you the music video!
♪ At the intersection of traffic lights and cities ♪
♪ I noticed you, but ♪
♪ You didn't notice me ♪
Who's house was this?
The culprit will finally confess!
I want you to be a fan.
I want you to be a fan of Gyakui-bou.
I'm a fan of you, Su-chan.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the one who did it!
It was Tatsumi-chan!
I'm the one who did it!
I was 100% confident.
I was like, "Eh? Really?"
Because it wasn't funny at all.
Where did you think you were going?
First of all, it wasn't funny at all.
Everyone was looking at me with a straight face.
I was grinning all the time.
But he's got a smirk on his face.
So you're the one who did it?
What should I do?
Or you can take care of your mother.
But it wasn't funny at all.
It wasn't funny at all.
It was cut off.
Did you know about it?
I didn't know about it.
After this, Takeuchi will be cut off again!
Did you know about it?
Well...
The staff called me.
I got up and went somewhere.
I thought it was weird.
They said it was about adult issues.
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