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When you're troubled in life, it's better to regret it than to regret it without doing it.
Tonight, I'll give you a sign of life.
Idiot!
Get out of here!
You made a terrible noise!
Tonight, AKB48 will give you a sign of life.
Big sister, Bibiko.
She's been saving hundreds of people from trouble with spiritual knowledge and tarot cards.
Her words of salvation will make you cry in the studio.
Dad, I want to cry!
YES! We believe!
I will do my best for everyone!
Not the self you wanted to meet, but another you!
This time, too, the person who will guide you in life is...
Ms. Bibiko Fukutoshi!
If you know the past, you can see happiness.
What do you think your shortcomings are?
Um...talk skills.
Ah, I see.
Don't you think you have a lot of shortcomings?
I think you have a lot of shortcomings.
I don't have any shortcomings either!
Wow, her shortcomings have hardened!
Cute!
I've prepared this for you to know your real strengths and shortcomings.
Here is the first ranking!
"I wanted to meet my past self" happy past life ranking!
This is interesting!
So, Bibiko-san, what do you think your shortcomings are?
Yes, um...one day your body will rot away,
but your soul is always connected,
and you remember your strengths and shortcomings as a habit of your soul,
and you can be a guidepost of your guts.
Do you have any shortcomings in your past life?
Um...what could it be?
Don't you think I'm just an ordinary person?
No, I think you're a croquette or something like that.
No, that's not it at all!
In fact, Bibiko-san used a photo of her past life to thank her members in advance.
Based on that assessment result, the program created a ranking!
Now, I would like to announce the top three people whose past lives were unhappy!
In third place is...
Takeuchi!
In second place is...
Minori!
And in first place is...
Yokoyama!
Well then, Bikuro-san, please start.
First of all, Takeuchi-san, you are like a European aristocrat of wine.
I think you like music and opera very much.
Is that so? Do you do music?
My mother is an opera singer.
You are born to an aristocrat who loves art like that.
What about Minegishi?
You are a Chinese monk.
She said "no"!
You are very smart and have a high salary.
I think you are better at getting advice from people.
I think you are also suitable for a counselor.
Does Minegishi often get advice from you?
Yes, I feel like she is very open-minded about me.
Yesterday, I wrote in my blog that I had a sad incident.
You wrote me a letter.
It's just a coincidence.
What are you talking about?
It's not about your personality.
Next is Yokoyama of C.
You are a princess of a peaceful era.
I like princesses.
I think you are very selfish and don't know anything.
You are born with a theme like "try a little harder" in order to know people's pain.
What do you think about that, Yokoyama?
I'm from Kyoto, so I think I'm a little pink.
Now, we will announce some of the members who didn't make it to the rankings.
Itano is a king!
Takajo is a tea teacher and Shimazaki is a knight's daughter.
What about Kuramochi?
You used to be a doctor in England.
You want to heal people and do teamwork for people.
Your family has been peaceful and you have been getting along with each other.
I think everyone will agree with you.
You have the power to heal people.
You are loved.
People with good personalities say "how many times have you been human?"
Does it matter?
It does. You are pretty human.
You are not that human.
You should have said that!
Now, we will announce the worst three people who were unhappy in their previous lives.
Let's start with 18th place.
Kaize!
Bamenbe!
Ms. Ryuko, what was "watanabe no zeizan" about?
You know, you always have this theme of loneliness.
Is it a necromancy?
Yes, it is.
You came all the way from France.
Really?
I'm so happy!
What's up?
You were a nobleman of France.
I'm so happy!
She's crying!
She's crying! What's up?
What is it?
I love France and noblemen.
I know you have a lot of feelings for France.
But next time you go to France, say "I love you" to France, okay?
Yes!
I'm so happy!
What's up?
I'm scared! I'm scared! What's up?
It's amazing that she's crying in France.
It's amazing!
It reminds me of my past life.
Let's look at 19th place.
Kaize!
Yamauchi!
What is "yamauchi no zeizan" about?
It's about poor fishermen.
You said it so clearly!
You were a man in your past life.
In your past life, your father was a child.
You've been repeating that relationship with your parents.
What do you mean?
You're a child now, but your father was your son.
You've been repeating that relationship with your parents.
I want to see my father!
Finally...
I said it again!
The 20th place is...
What?
This guy is here!
You know, in Macao, you were a leader who fought to protect the country.
That's amazing!
Leader!
However, you were killed by the navy of another country.
Killed by the navy?
Yes.
And who is that navy?
Yes, actually...
Is it there?
What?
You were killed a lot, weren't you?
Yes.
By someone like this?
Not like this, but bigger.
It's A.K.A.B.'s Akiboto!
Akiboto?!
Yes!
He is a fighter.
He fights for his team and for his country.
That's for sure!
He fights for his country and dies for his country!
That's for sure!
Their tenacity is to hold hands and get along with each other.
I really like Akiboto.
Everything Sakai says is funny.
Yes, everything Sakai says is funny.
That's right.
The other day, there were five of us and only three of us laughed.
By the way, what did you say?
I said, "Teach me, Simboh-san."
She's laughing!
What?
She said, "Teach me, Simboh-san," and she's laughing!
That's what happened.
Her past life may have been unhappy,
but in order to live a bright life,
we'd like to ask Bibiko-san for her blessing.
Then, please bless Kitahara with happiness in the future!
Then, I will now put on my luck-making makeup.
It's my first time seeing it.
That's...
I will put on eye black.
Eye black?
Eye black.
That's amazing!
Black is also a color that washes away evil.
There is often a term called "mask" and when you wash away evil, you wear black.
But if you wear it every day, your aura will also turn black.
So, please use black carefully according to the TPO.
That's not true!
I'm not lying!
You're lying!
Really?!
This is true!
I'm not lying!
How does it feel to be denied?
I'm happy!
Of course you're happy!
What is a job that is really suitable for you?
Why did you want to become an idol?
I've always admired the entertainment world.
And when I saw it on TV, they were recruiting new students with AK Bingo.
When I realized it, I was angry.
That's amazing!
Katayama, did you really think you were an idol?
What do you mean?
Doesn't it sound like a question?
That's weird!
How about you, Ektara?
Why did you want to become an idol?
Me?
Why did you say that?
It's not like I wanted to become an idol...
I'm sorry! I'm serious! Stop laughing!
The next ranking is...
What is it?
I want to meet someone I dream of meeting!
I want to become an idol!
As an idol, you keep running towards your dream, right?
That's right.
Whether or not you're suited for it, we're going to determine that for you, Bibico-san.
This is a little...
It's tough, isn't it?
So, Bibico-san, what did you determine this time?
Yes, I determined it with a tarot card.
A "tarot" is an ancient astrology that determines the past, present and future based on 22 cards.
From the essence of the members in this tarot, we were able to determine whether or not you're suited for being an idol.
So, as a first step, let's see it in action.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
So, whether or not you're suited for being an idol, we're going to determine that with a tarot card.
Yes.
Yes, please put down your hand.
You have a hand, don't you?
I do, I do.
You do, you do.
Now, shuffle.
If you're calm, please hold your hand.
From that, please draw one card and put it down here.
Now, we'll open it.
He put down one card.
Ah...
What?!
I'm jealous!
Wait!
Bibico-san, you're jealous!
Ah, you can't do that!
You're back in reverse position.
Eh, what is it?
It's a card called "judgement".
You were born to bring down the light from the ceiling to this world, but you only give people energy.
That's right.
And you don't have any ability to value yourself.
Right now, I do.
You forget to value yourself.
If you don't love yourself, people won't love you.
You only love people, so you don't have a heart.
Your balance is bad and it's a little hard for you to be an idol.
If you don't love yourself first, you can't love others.
Everyone loves you. You give all your energy to others, but you force yourself.
I think you can receive everyone's love.
I don't know if it will work, but I'm the type of person who gets stronger.
Everyone tells me, "Can I rely on you? Please consult me."
I don't want to share my burden with others just because it's important.
Let's share our joys and sorrows.
Thank you very much.
Now, we will announce the rankings based on everyone's assessment results.
First of all, we have third place.
Who is suitable for being an idol?
Who is it?
Second place goes to...
Who is it?
And...
Who is most suitable for being an idol?
Who is it?
Thank you very much.
Could you please explain this?
First of all, Nakagawa-san, you have a big vessel.
Usually, idols carry people's thoughts.
If you have a big vessel, it's easier for people to love you.
Do you think you are suitable for being an idol?
Yes, thank you.
Second place goes to...
Yes, I think you are suitable for being an actress.
I think you can act.
However, you are a woman who can't throw away things, aren't you?
That's right!
I do my best to clean up my room, but I can't throw it away because I think I might use it.
If you don't throw it away properly, you won't be able to use new things.
Please use new things.
Then you can become more of a sparkling idol.
In both good and bad ways, you can be clumsy.
But even if you think like that, there is a lightness and thickness to you.
That's why you can live life to the fullest.
Is it okay like this?
Show me your real self.
I want you to release more of your soul's breath.
Got it.
Even if Watanabe does it like this, it looks like an idol.
But if Katayama does it like this, it doesn't look like an idol at all.
Katayama is no good.
Katayama? No, I'm done.
Why?!
Why do you say that?!
Now, it's about time!
It's not suitable for idols!
We've announced the worst three!
Now, let's announce the 18th place!
This one!
Sato Sumire!
As I thought!
I thought of it too!
Sato Sumire!
She's really cute, but she's an adult inside.
Idols, no matter what anyone says,
have to go "huh? huh?"
But she's pretty strong-minded.
I have this side of me, but it can't be helped, so I'll do it.
There's that side of her.
She's laughing!
Stop it! I'm used to it!
Now, let's announce the 19th place!
The 19th place is...
Sajana!
Wow! I definitely thought of it!
I thought of it too!
You definitely thought of it!
I knew it!
You have a special sense of humor.
But in your case,
instead of being an idol,
I think you should do a job that utilizes special skills.
Akimoto-sensei said you'd become a broadcast writer.
You're suited for it!
I think you're suited for it.
Huh?!
What should I do now that you've said that?
I think you'll get a core fan.
Instead of a general fan,
I think you should send love to that maniac fan.
I understand.
I'll send it.
Thank you.
If you worry about it and write a blog about it, you'll be fooled again.
Finally, the most...
This is tiring!
Not suited for being an idol...
The 20th place announcement!
I don't need you!
This guy!
At the rock-paper-scissors tournament held the other day,
the 24th single's selection members were decided!
These are the 16 members!
Shinoda Mariko's first center role in a new single
will be released on December 7th!
[Music]
[Applause]
And now, for tonight's special, the latest single from the Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament, "Flying Get!"
We'll be bringing you a special live performance of "Nippon Budokan"!
[Music]
I'll go first and ask you how you're feeling right now
Before you say anything to me, let me feel your heart a little
No matter who you are or what you say
Even if you don't say anything
All of your heart belongs to me
Because I love you, love you
Thank you for waiting
We will now announce the most suitable ranking for idols
The most suitable ranking for idols is...
This one!
20th place!
I knew it!
Idols need a lot of space to express their feelings
But you are smart, so I think you should be in variety shows
Rather than being an idol, I think you should be a student
What do you think, Minigishi?
It's true that I'm not an idol
I want to express my feelings in the future
In order for you to grow more, Minigishi...
We have prepared an outfit for you
What is it?
What is this outfit for?
In order for you to refresh your mind and body, please change first
Please change first!
This is bad! This is definitely bad!
The outfit that Bibico-san has prepared for Minigishi's happiness is...
It's a white outfit that refreshes your mind and body like a shrine maiden
It's very fresh. First of all, you're wearing white
It suits you very well. It's cute
The inside is all red
Not only this part, but the underwear is also red
No, no, it's not that!
You didn't just say "underwear is red", did you?
Now, Bibico-san, please give us your response
Yes, thank you for having me
Clean it up! Clean it up! Clean it up!
Oh, this is scary! This is bad!
Clean it up!
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Clean it up!
Someone cut it!
Clean it up!
Well, water is...
The source of life...
Water has a lot of power, so please use water, everyone!
This is not a shark! This is not a shark!
What do you think, Bibico-san?
That's right! I didn't think I'd drown in such a beautiful place!
As you can see, the results of this time...
However, the future depends on how you hold your heart!
May it be fruitful!
After this, we will reveal the members' homes!
Who is sleeping in this bed?!
Next week, we will provide you with a hot topic about AKB!
We will investigate the members' private lives!
In addition...
A real mother appears in an emergency!
We will expose a huge secret!
Among these five people, who is the one who will reveal everything?!
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