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I should have done it earlier...
"The AKB Profiling"!
"AKB Profiling" is...
...a game where you have to guess who is the culprit among the five suspects...
...by giving hints about their homes and properties.
Everyone, listen up!
What is it?
Yes!
Actually, today...
...something terrible happened!
Really?!
Look at this!
Look!
Today, Mimei...
...our show's director, Bichao, also known as Uno- chan...
...during a meeting with someone from the AKB...
...she couldn't say a word...
...she was nervous and sweating like crazy...
...she got sunburned and died!
What's wrong, Iriyama?!
Bichao's...
...chest...
Shut up!
After the crime was found...
...in order to prevent others from committing crimes...
...these five people have turned themselves in!
However!
There is only one true culprit!
We will now have you deduce from the evidence presented!
The three teams that will challenge this mystery...
...are those that know suspects well!
At the scene...
...we will identify the culprit!
The house key was dropped!
The first clue is...
...the culprit's home video!
Using the eye shadow left at the scene...
...we will shoot the idol's true home!
The detective team will...
...among the five suspects...
...decide whose room it is!
Everyone in front of the TV...
...please think along with me!
First, when you enter the entrance...
...cute pink sandals jump into your eyes.
Furthermore, a pink car...
...does Honey like pink?
As you continue walking...
...the switch on the electricity and polite instructions...
...does Honey find them valuable?
I'm not used to the hallway...
Entering the room...
...the first thing you notice is...
...as expected...
...a school desk lined with pink stuffed animals.
And here, you quickly discover another important clue.
On the desk...
...there is a doll that AKB48 and Pucho collaborated on.
And the center of attention is...
...Kojima.
Is Honey a Kojima-fan?
In the center of attention...
...there is a cradle-shaped sofa and table...
...where stuffed animals rub their backs against it.
Beyond that...
...there is a rack with V-shaped software and CDs.
And if you look closely...
...it's a scythe! A scythe! A scythe!
I like scythes!
Is Honey a scythe-fan?
Beyond the rack...
...there is a TV.
Hm?
If you look at the top of the TV stand...
...it's not Kojima.
This time, it's a photo of Akimoto.
What does this mean?
Even though confused...
...you look for a picture of Honey from the TV's recording reservation.
And then...
AKB48 and Naruhodo High School are mixed together...
For some reason...
...a lot of fans are older than them...
...and only 6 of them are younger than them.
Gross!
This time...
...it's hard to narrow down the picture of Honey.
Taking her mind off of it...
Next, she empties the fridge.
And there's another picture of Akimoto.
I see...
It seems like the picture of Akimoto is like an eye shadow.
If we go further in...
There are three guitars in front of the closet.
And a high-priced electronic organ.
It seems like Honey loves playing the guitar.
Lastly, we investigate Honey's bed.
And then...
We discover Honey's pajamas.
As expected, they're pink.
Now, famous detectives...
Based on these clues...
Please identify the real culprit!
If you have any questions...
Let's start with Takahashi.
I like Kojima-san. What do you like about NyanNyan?
I like Haruna-chan's arm angle when she wakes up.
I like my little brother.
I like her fashion and her thighs.
She's like a girl's dream girl. She's cute and sexy.
And she's a little funny.
I like my sister.
That's a fact, isn't it?
I know you like Kojima-san.
I saw on Twitter that Sashihara appeared twice in a row and that she appeared again.
It seems like Sashihara-san and Kojima-san are in the same box.
But I heard that Sashihara appeared again.
Any other questions?
Yes.
How about you, Conan-team?
I like Savoir Stars' songs, too.
But my favorite song is...
Let's start with Yokoyama. What's your favorite song?
"Fruit of Summer".
What about you, Sato-san?
"Hot Heartbeat".
I like my mom's songs.
But I don't listen to them because I like them.
They're your mom's songs, right?
I see.
What about you, Roku-san?
My dad and I often go to the sea for a drive.
At that time, he often sends us a tsunami.
Oh, a tsunami. I see.
How about you, Kuramochi?
I like "Words of Love" the most.
How about you?
I don't know how to sing it.
I don't know how to describe it in words.
Which one is it?
Did you know it just now?
No, I didn't know it.
Any other questions?
How about you, Sashihara?
Why do you record small steps?
I see.
How about you, Sato?
I don't know how to use a TV.
So I record it for her.
I see.
How about you, Maeda?
I like "Sister", so I record it for her.
You like "Sister"?
How old is your sister?
She is six years old.
She is six years old?!
How about you, Kuramochi?
I like "Words of Love" too.
I watch it with my family.
My uncle has become a cameraman recently.
I like it a lot.
For example,
when we buy croquettes,
we show our staff members
how they eat it.
My uncle is a very friendly person.
When we finish writing the script,
we have a book we collected.
I have that book too.
That's enough!
In a sense, please capture her.
Among these five people,
who do you think will win?
Let's start with Team Homes.
Kuramochi!
Why?
She has a small mind.
That's right!
Next up is Team Conan.
Aami.
Maeda Aami.
The reason is...
It was a study desk, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
There aren't many students like that.
It's either Su-chan or Aami-san.
I wasn't sure,
but I think it's Aami-san.
I see.
Let's move on to Team Modern.
I think it's Su-chan.
You're good at drawing!
Who do you think it is?
I think it's persuasive.
What's the reason?
I'm the same as Harugon, Watairo, and Hashiitai Seven.
I thought it wasn't like Harugon.
There are a lot of stuffed animals on the desk.
I thought Su-chan would like it.
As soon as I entered the front door,
I saw a car.
As soon as I saw the car,
I thought of Su-chan,
who is having fun in the car.
You have a lot of imagination!
Next up is Team Memories.
Check the criminal's old identity card
or test.
Check the criminal's old identity card or test.
The criminal is a very smart person.
It's all round.
They're all good at it.
And then, there's the kanji test average score.
The culprit, out of the 102 points, look at this.
102 points!
Class number one!
The teacher gave him that grade.
And also, the culprit, with his kanji ability, has gotten a 3rd grade as well.
Here's a special hint!
In order to find out who got 3rd grade in kanji,
the five students will write down the four-letter word that they think is the smartest.
Please announce it in order.
Here it is. Please go ahead!
"ikkiichiyu" (all in one breath)
Wow, that's amazing!
Okay, let's start with Sato.
"shichitenbattou" (seven-pointed sword)
Okay, let's start with Maeda.
"ichigoichie" (all in one breath)
Okay, let's start with Nakagawa Haruka.
"takuiniyoshi" (all in one breath)
You can remove Nakagawa's seat now.
Okay, let's start with Kuramoto.
"omoijikko" (all in one breath)
"korimuchuu" (all in one breath)
That's difficult!
Is it difficult? Then let's have someone else write it down!
Let's show off your smartness!
Okay, now let's have someone else raise their hand.
Let's go!
Okay, let's start with Maeda Yumi.
"yonmoijikugo" (all in one breath)
"shuppatshinkou" (all in one breath)
No, that's not it!
Okay, let's start with Kuramoto.
"saitamaseibu" (all in one breath)
You idiot!
You said "saitamaseibu"!
Okay, let's start with Kokura.
"issekinicho" (all in one breath)
You know it, right?
I'm sorry, did I get it wrong?
What is it?
It's "nittere", right?
Yes.
It's "yomiuri" (all in one breath)
No, that's not it!
Okay, okay.
Okay, Maeda Yumi.
No, that's not your name!
You're Maeda's idiot!
Okay, Yokoyama, let's go.
Maeda Atsuko.
No, that's your name!
I don't need a name or two.
Okay, let's go, Kuramoto-chan.
You're smart.
I'm smart, aren't I? I went to Tokyo University.
But that's enough!
That's enough! End of discussion! End of discussion!
Now, for the "big cut" tournament...
No, based on the four-letter word, only the detective team will...
Let's start with Team Homes. Go ahead!
Kuramoto!
Oh, it hasn't changed!
Kuramoto-chan, why?
Well, my knowledge of baseball has shined.
To add to that, your "big cut" was perfect.
Next up...
Yokoyama Yui.
Yui.
Oh, this has changed, hasn't it?
Yes.
Why?
She answered the most carefully and she seems smart.
She's smart, isn't she?
The only idiot here is Maeda Atsuko.
Besides, it's embarrassing for an idiot like me to cover up for an idiot like you.
Why didn't you write your own name?
No, that's no good! Stop it, Matty!
You know...
You shouldn't have done that.
Now, let's go.
Team Homes...
I think it's Su-chan.
You're good at drawing!
I think it's Su-chan.
You're good at drawing!
Why are you smart? It hasn't changed.
Su-chan and I go to the same high school, Tri-type High School Academy.
Oh!
We also take Chinese classes.
During that Chinese class, I was talking with my teacher and I said, "I'm really good at Chinese characters!"
Next, the third hint is...
Forbidden mobile phone check!
If you type in the words you want to type in Mails to Guinness,
you'll get words from the past that you've entered in.
You know that you'll get words from the "Rail Text Prediction Transformation" function, don't you?
When I looked up what kind of words the criminal always uses,
I found some of them.
Here they are!
As you can see, there were many words about work.
Take a look!
"So" means "solo", "Chi" means "team", "ツ" means "tour", "Tokyo" means "Tokyo", "Na" means "Nagoya", "fu" means "fan" ", "Me" means "member", "Ra" means "live", "Re" means "recording"...
Here's a special hint!
Will there be words about work in other characters as well?
Let's check it out with the "Gachi form" that the suspect usually uses!
Well then...
Anything is fine!
Okay, Ms. Tajiwara!
Then "su" will do!
"vinegar"!
It doesn't sound like "staff"
I see! "Su" will do!
Okay, show me "su"!
"Strap" "As often as" "Several months" "Every time" "Like"
She said "I like it"!
Okay, Ms. Tajiwara!
"Su" is... "Excuse me" is the first one.
"Staff" "Very" "Extremely" "Proceed"
"All" "Dasato" "Proceed"
"Even without makeup" "Forever" "Suho" "Surume squid"
Now, do you want to ask for other letters?
Then I'll say it out loud.
"A" "Kuramochi" "Alexander"
What is it?
Maybe...
Murphy's middle name is "Alexander"
Maybe I said it wrong, "Alexander"
Why did you say Murphys's middle name?
Because I like Murphys a lot.
You like Murphys a lot?
Yes, I like him.
Let's say it together.
"ala" "ala"
You said "Ara" in one go.
"ala" "ala"
Are you surprised?
Do you want to say other letters?
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Sato Sumie, you've changed, haven't you?
Why?
To be honest, I didn't know anything about the prediction.
Don't say things like that!
But when I put together all of the things you said earlier, I think you're the closest.
Now, our team.
Ta-dah!
This is also from Sato Sumie.
Why?
Fuda-san, don't worry.
I also got a hint from the prediction.
Thank you!
Why?
I think it's because of Nagoya.
During the AKB national tour, the teams that went to Nagoya were Kei and others.
There were four of them.
A and B went to Nagoya.
Also, there's "so" which means "solo", right?
I think you have a solo desire, Su-chan.
Because you have it in you.
That's why I thought about it.
I see.
You have a lot of reasoning power.
It's a modern team.
Do you think it's Su-chan?
Who is it?!
Now, let's have the suspect confess his crime!
Who is the true culprit of this case?!
The answer will be revealed in the second half of the show!
BRAVES MUSEUM!
An art museum that collects only words that will make you drool.
Tonight's theme is...
Any words you'd like to say to your classmates on your way home?
First up is a work by Miyao Ichinissan.
Any words you'd like to say to your classmates on their way home?
Hey, you're riding your bike today, right?
Put me on your back!
It's fine, but it's a mountain bike!
My thighs are going to explode!
Next up is a work by Hanyari-san.
Any words you'd like to say to your classmates on their way home?
Wouldn't you like to try walking along the river Kamugawa together?
If you try it, you won't be able to go back!
This time, I'm going to choose...
...this one!
Thank you!
Man, Kyoto dialect is good, too!
A work that wasn't selected will be sealed away.
My nose hair is growing,
and it's merging with my mustache.
Man, you're drawing too much!
Some weird old man is messing with me!
Ah! Kyoto dialect!
This special version will be available on the show's homepage!
Please enjoy!
Finally, overseas, AKB48's sister group JKT48 will be released!
They were born in Jakarta, Indonesia!
Please look forward to it!
The new single "Kaze wa Fuiteiru" will be released on October 26th.
As a message song for the affected areas of the Great East Japan Earthquake, some of the profits will go to charity.
AKB48 will continue to support those affected.
As part of the "For Someone" project, AKB48 will sing a charity song again this spring.
"For someone" - "What Can I Do For Sam?"
Please enjoy!
I can't live alone
Because someone is here, I am here
For someone, for someone
People are born and become happy
From the world, all conflicts disappear
Until we become one, I will sing
Instead of watching foolish wars on the news
So that my voice can reach you, I will sing
After this, we will reveal the real culprit whose home address and grades have been exposed!
Now, who were the members living in this room?
Now, the real culprit will give a speech!
I did it!
Sato is the culprit!
And with that, everyone wins!
What did you do with Akimoto's picture?
Ever since I joined AKB, I've liked Akimoto and Sayaka-chan.
So I put pictures of them in my room and stuff.
But Kojima and Butch were in front of you.
Actually, my little sister was there.
Ah, your little sister was there. I see!
My little sister likes Kojima-san.
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