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A school in a certain city.
Here, students pursue their ideal handsome man.
Private Handsome School Hot Guys Research Club
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A.K.A.B. members will transform into hot guys!
With various research themes, they will present answers that will make girls' hearts skip a beat!
What is the ideal handsome man that A.K.A.B. members will draw?
Today, we will show you what kind of handsome man you think you are!
This time, we have another handsome man who is different from last time.
First of all, Maeda Ami.
Ah, yes.
You're handsome, aren't you?
Your eyebrows are really...
That's right.
You're always cooler than before.
By the way, what's your name?
Ah, it's Mayu.
Pardon?
Maeda Mayu.
Ah, Mayu...
Ah, did you get those eyebrows from your eyebrows?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
Yes.
What's your hobby?
My hobby is shaving my eyebrows.
Your eyebrows are coming from your eyebrows!
No, they're not.
Shimada...
...desu!
Desu.
What's your name?
Shimada Tsubasa.
Ah, Tsubasa-kun.
What's your hobby?
Playing the piano.
Like this!
I can play the piano.
Is it a gap?
I see.
A gap pattern.
And what is that on the far right corner?
It's a white bird.
Look at it!
She's doing it!
She's doing it again today.
What?
She's doing it again today.
Are you talking nonsense?
Yes.
I'm not saying you should play it.
Let's start the research!
Here is the first one.
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
Ugly, smelly, and no bones.
Let's think about the parts where you don't have bones.
What kind of man is not handsome?
It's obvious that it's a type of man that the members don't like.
That's fast, Mayu.
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
Ugly, smelly, and...
Stubborn!
That's right!
It's a type of man that keeps saying "ugly, smelly, and..."
I totally get it.
It's a type of man that keeps saying "ugly, smelly, and..."
I totally get it.
I'm glad you said it.
You're the one who keeps saying "ugly, smelly, and..."
Let's start the research!
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
"ugly", "smelly", and...
"stubborn"!
It's fine to have a bad feeling about it, but...
Well, up to how much?
It's strict.
Up to 2 points or something like that.
Wow, that's...
Up to that point.
That's a little strict, isn't it?
Okay, let's go.
Let's start the research!
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
"ugly", "smelly", and...
"I don't cut my nose".
That's true!
I want you to cut it!
Why are you looking at me like that?
You don't really look in the mirror, do you?
That's true!
It's difficult!
If you look in the mirror too much, you'll look like a narcissist.
I want you to look in the mirror in the morning.
It's better to look in the morning.
I see.
Okay, let's start the research!
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
"ugly", "smelly", and...
"stubborn", "smelly", and...
"I don't cut my nose"!
Let's start the research!
"I don't cut my nose"!
It's not "I don't cut my nose", is it?
Is there a name for it?
"I can't stab you with a backstabbing stick".
Okay, let's start the research!
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
"ugly", "smelly", and...
"I don't cut my nose"!
Look in the mirror, do you?
You're good at this!
I'm good at this.
Let's start the research!
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
"ugly", "smelly", and...
"vegetable"!
What kind of vegetable is it?
Eggplant.
Red?
Eggplant. Eggplant.
Eggplant?
It's not good.
It's just like this.
It's like an egg is coming out of it.
The next time you say it, I'll punch you!
Let's move on.
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
First, ugly.
Second, excuses.
Excuses are the worst.
Even if you pay attention...
But...
That's like this.
Things like that.
It doesn't work like that.
There are people like that.
I see.
Let's move on.
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
First, ugly.
Second, diamonds and pleasure!
You have a different taste.
Say something more interesting!
No, that's unpleasant.
I can't.
More...
No, no, earlier I said I don't sympathize with you, but it's fine.
You should laugh about it!
It's teamwork!
Let's move on.
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
First, ugly.
Second...
Let's move on, Sakai.
Wow, you have a strong heart!
If you say "Let's move on, Sakai," it's obvious, right?
This corner is not like that!
You don't know?
Let's move on.
What are the three conditions for not being handsome?
First, ugly.
Second...
Shopping!
Shopping?
What do you mean?
Alright, let's move on!
You!
I'm going to pay for the set!
I don't have money to pay for this!
This is broken!
It's expensive.
I don't know. Maybe a minicone?
It's expensive!
Let's move on to the next research topic!
A date with a handsome guy.
After school, they run into each other at the school gate, and fall in love with each other.
Then, they get pushed around and fall in love with each other.
Now, what did the handsome guy do to steal the girls' hearts?
With this answer, it's obvious what the girls like to do!
Okay, let's move on to Takahashi.
What did the handsome guy do?
After school, they run into each other at the school gate, and fall in love with each other.
"It's cold," I say. "Do you want me to cut it?" I get pushed around and fall in love with him.
This happens, right?
It's a team of girls, so there must be a lot of answers.
But I feel like it's a little old-fashioned.
What do you mean?
What?
Is it different now?
Yes!
Okay, let's move on to Minagishi.
What did the handsome guy do at a date with a handsome guy?
After school, they run into each other at the school gate, and fall in love with each other.
They casually walk on the shadow river and fall in love with each other.
"It's cold," I say. "Do you want me to cut it?" I get pushed around and fall in love with him.
Do you want me to cut it?
Sure.
Here, Minagishi reproduces the ideal handsome gesture for the role of Aiteyaku Kitahara.
We were walking like this. This is the shadow river.
We were walking like this without saying anything.
I didn't do it for you!
I don't want that!
Then, let's have Sasha say it.
What did you do at the game and date?
It was a late-night date.
After school, we went on a date and went out together.
All of a sudden, I gave him a present and I fell in love with him again.
Aren't you happy about it?
What do you think of it? It's an old present.
You can fall in love with something like that?
You can.
Seriously?
If you're nice to me, I can fall in love with anyone.
Anyone can fall in love with you.
Then, let's have Kata say it.
What did you do at the game and date?
It was a late-night date.
After school, we went on a date and went out together.
He said, "There's trash on your hair."
I fell in love with him again.
Aren't you happy about it?
It's an old present.
Aren't you happy about it?
It's an old present.
Let's have Hazawa say it.
What did you do at the game and date?
It was a late-night date.
We went out together.
You were sleeping in class today, weren't you?
You had a cute sleeping face.
I fell in love with you again.
Don't get excited by yourself.
Don't get excited by yourself!
I want you to say it!
I don't want you to say it!
Let's have Rie say it.
What did you do at the game and date?
We kept our distance.
I fell in love with him again.
What does that mean?
When we go home together, it's good.
When we go home together, we touch each other's hands.
It's a good feeling.
A few days later...
We went home together and had fun.
When we go home together, we keep our distance.
When you go to school...
I'm more and more interested in him.
This is it!
I see.
Rie can't stand that kind of thing.
I don't need it!
Shidona-san, let's go.
What did you do in the bookstore where you were handsome?
I studied Japanese and English.
We ran away together.
Fifty years later, I fell in love with him.
It's hard.
It's not like you, Shidona-san.
It's not like me?
It's funny.
Did you slip?
No, I didn't slip.
Really?
Barely?
Why are you laughing?
It's not about slipping or not slipping.
It's not like that.
I'll think about it seriously.
Don't you have anything else?
Let's go to Minagishi.
What did you do in the bookstore where you were handsome?
I studied Japanese and English.
Huh? It started raining.
What should I do? I don't have an umbrella.
Use it.
I'll lend you my umbrella!
You'll like it!
It's not like we're going home together.
It's not like we're going out together.
It's like we're lending it to you.
Yes!
Like, forcefully!
Without any intentions!
Yes, yes, yes.
No, there is! There is!
Without intentions, we don't lend it to you!
No, no, no!
That's why!
There isn't!
And you'll like it!
Ehh...
Yes, Shiratori-san.
Yes!
What did you do at the "handsome guy date" you said?
After school, we were at the back door.
We went out together.
He gave me two or three strange drinks.
And I liked him.
Yes!
That's no good!
No, no, no!
That's no good!
Who was it?!
What did you do just now?
It was a little funny.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Now that their hearts have gotten closer,
it's time for the next research theme!
The episode that made the girls at school go "kiss"!
I'd like to hear about the handsome guy episode.
Yes!
Okay, Minegishi, let's hear it.
The episode that made the girls at school go "kiss"!
It's a confession through school broadcasts!
I love you!
So handsome!
Handsome!
I'm kind of jealous!
Let's go over!
The episode that made the girls at school go "kiss"!
It's a confession through school broadcasts!
I love you!
I knew it!
It's a confession through school broadcasts!
Let's go over!
The episode that made the girls at school go "kiss"!
It's a confession through school broadcasts!
Let's go over!
The episode that made the girls at school go "kiss"!
It's a confession through school broadcasts!
I like people who can cook well.
Shinoe-san, can you stop looking at me and saying "let me kiss you"?
Let me kiss you!
I'm begging you!
Let me kiss you!
I'm begging you!
The episode that made the girls at school go "kiss"!
It's a confession through school broadcasts!
Isn't it "kiss"? It's cute!
Can you live there?
How big is the house?
It's about the size of Silvania Summit.
It's kind of bad, isn't it?
Let's go over!
What is "Handsome guy at school, handsome guy vs handsome guy at school" episode?
I spent half a year eating chocolate I got for Valentine's Day and was taken to the hospital.
Do you know what it is?
Which one?
What is it?
I'm asking you which one.
Did you answer seriously or were you stupid?
You didn't cover up anything.
I was stupid and exploded.
Now that Takahashi's bad habits have been exposed, let's move on to the next research theme.
Now, this is the next research theme on Twitter.
Look at this picture.
Please turn this guy here into a handsome guy.
This ordinary looking boy.
What does he need to transform into a handsome guy?
It requires a lot of imagination.
Let's look at the picture.
Please turn him into a handsome guy.
Sometimes glasses.
Why is that?
After all, glasses are good for gaps.
If you don't usually wear it, but sometimes you wear it during class, you'll wear it.
Now, let's go to Katayama.
Please draw him handsome.
Taking a nap on the roof.
After all, handsome people are sleeping on the roof, whether it's a drama or a manga.
I see, you watch it often.
Now, let's go to Delito.
Please draw him handsome.
When I was carrying the materials, he took it without saying anything.
Now, let's go to Kojima. Please draw him handsome.
I'm wearing an eye mask, but I can see through it.
Now, let's go to Sashara. Please draw him handsome.
Now, let's go to Sazae. Please draw him handsome.
But, you know, Sazae's driving force is handsome.
Now, let's go to Shimada. Please draw him handsome.
Various things come to me.
Shimada?
Yes.
You don't smile at all when you look at your left.
No, no, no. You don't smile at all when you look at your left.
Ah, it gives me courage!
Release me!
Now, let's go to Kojima. Please draw him handsome.
I can fly with balloons.
Fantasy!
Now, let's go to Shimada. Please draw him handsome.
I can fly with snakes.
Fantasy! Snakes are amazing.
Now, let's go to Takahashi. Please draw him handsome.
A level 100 hero.
Wow, handsome.
Now, let's go to Shimada. Please draw him handsome.
That's amazing!
It doesn't look like him at all!
Even if he looks like he's about to get eaten by a shark, it doesn't look like him.
That shark is too big!
Let's go to Shimada. Please draw him handsome.
Even if it looks like this, it doesn't look like him.
It's a shark! A shark!
A shark!
Let's go to Shimada. Please draw him handsome.
Five Tygorei!
Scary!
It's not a shark, is it?
That's all for today's research!
After this, a fire broke out and a bomb exploded!
There's a big gap between you two!
Are you chasing your dream?
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And now...
For some reason, Minagishi, who was rejected by a commercial character, is determined to survive?
Good evening! I'm Minagishi Minami, who was chosen by a commercial character this fall!
I, Minagishi, would like to use this opportunity to become a member of AKB!
Can't you keep your eyes off of Minagishi in the future?
And...
AKB48's 23rd single has been decided!
The song is...
"Kane wa Fuiteiru"!
What kind of song is it?
Well...
What kind of song is it?
Details will be revealed later! Everyone!
Look forward to it!
Today, we'll introduce the song from these two!
DJ, Sashi and Mayu! Thanks for coming!
Now, AKB48 Studio One!
This week, if you don't pass this exam, you'll have a hard time at school!
It's over!
AKB48's 23rd single has been decided!
The song is...
"Blind"!
On the beach where the barely gentle sun sticks to my nails,
the temperature is rising rapidly and I can't calm down because it's midsummer.
For some reason, our eyes meet and look away from each other,
and you look at me again right away.
Could it be... Could it be...
Blind Get! Before I leave,
should I get your feelings right now?
Blind Get! Before you say anything,
feel my heartbeat and feel my heart beat.
Because I love you... Love you again!
Flying Get! Before I do anything,
Can I get your feelings right now?
Flying Get! Before you say anything,
As you feel it in your heart,
No matter who you are,
Tell me with a smile,
If you love me,
Flying Get! So faster than anyone else,
All of your heart is mine,
Because I love you...
Love you again!
"Phrase Museum"!
An art museum that collects only words that will make you speechless.
Well, tonight...
Today's theme is...
"After club activities, a word for juniors and girls".
First of all, a work of a pen name "Yuuyake Koyake".
"After club activities, a word for juniors and girls".
Don't you know it?
Seniors are surprisingly popular in our school.
Popularity doesn't last long.
Next, a work of a pen name "Tomomi Inu".
"After club activities, a word for juniors and girls".
Towel, please use it.
Oh...
It smells like you.
It smells like my armpit.
It smells good, but it's quite empty.
I see.
This time, I will use...
This one!
It's my own invention, but it's also popular with people around me.
I want to know what I am like.
Your nails are like that.
Why do you use that color again? I always use brown.
Brown suits you the best.
Brown suits me!
"After club activities, a word for juniors and girls".
You eat too much chocolate.
You eat too much.
I smell seniors.
What a waste.
This special version of this phrase is on the show's homepage.
Please enjoy it.
I told you!
Next week, AKB members will meet their true selves!
Your aura is God's aura!
No way!
At that moment, Yokoyama...
I thought you were human.
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