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In a certain school in a certain city, there were students who pursued their ideal handsome image.
Private Handsome School, Moteo Research Lab.
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Who are you?
Good morning!
Mosei Otogo Kenkyuubu is a club that searches for handsome men!
That's right! This time, the members will transform into handsome men!
With various research themes, they will announce their answers that will make girls' hearts pound!
What is the ideal handsome man that the AKB members will draw?
The answer is...
With that being said, you have transformed into various types of handsome men.
Takahashi-san, is that your ideal handsome man?
With this length of hair...
Well, on the contrary, I think black is my ideal handsome man.
And Kitagawa-san?
Yes, I'm not used to Japan yet...
Does that mean you're late for work?
Late for work...
You definitely can't translate, can you?
Shinoa-san?
Shinoa-san, I'm Mario.
Shinoa-san, since when have you been in a comedian position?
Now, what about you, Minigishi-san?
I'm Minigishi Ryo.
She's very popular!
Ryo-kun, what are you interested in?
Interested in...
No music, no life.
I can't stand girls who like anime.
I'm looking at you now...
There's one person who's a little weird.
Who is it?
Me?
I'm Shiratori Subway.
You're not that big of a guy, are you?
This is...
I'm bigger than I thought I'd be...
It's a pattern that didn't fit in.
Is Shiratori-san alone today?
If we're talking about reality...
My partner is called Fumura-kun...
He's too manly...
He had an accident in a taxi...
How lucky you are!
Now, I'd like to announce our research topic!
The three conditions for being handsome are...
Kindness, sincerity and manliness.
I'd like you all to think about manliness.
Now, the three conditions for being handsome are...
Kindness, sincerity and manliness.
And one more thing...
What is the answer of MOTE OF IN?
My handsome image is like this.
Oh, Takahashi!
So, what are the three conditions for being handsome?
Kindness, sincerity and...
Manliness.
Manliness, as Takahashi said.
I have to go first to the woman I like.
If you are a woman, you like a man with a strong will.
If you say you like me, I'm happy.
How about you, Sato Amira?
I'm sorry for a man with a strong will.
What is it?
It's worse than you think.
It's like making a poisonous soup.
So, let's move on.
The three conditions for being handsome are...
Kindness, sincerity and...
Manliness.
If you say you like me, I can't move in this pose.
That's harsh.
How about you, Miyuki?
Me?
You have a sexy necktie.
It's like a club activity.
Are you ready?
Let's go, Shinoa.
The three conditions for being handsome are...
Kindness, sincerity and...
Manliness.
What are you talking about?
That's not what I meant.
Let's move on.
The three conditions for being handsome are...
Kindness, sincerity and...
Tacky and Tsubasa.
That's cool.
It's cool, but it's weird to say it like that.
Shiratori, the three conditions for being handsome are...
Kindness, sincerity and...
Manliness.
What is it?
It's "crash girls"!
It's "crash girls" pro wrestler!
Everyone, this is not a fight for money.
That's right. Let's move on to the next question.
What are the three conditions for handsome men? Kindness, sincerity and...
One shot of "rapamp"!
One shot of "rapamp", you guys!
Is it because you want to make fun of us?
Don't raise your hand to handsome men!
Let's move on to the next question.
What are the three conditions for handsome men? Kindness, sincerity and...
Sourness!
What do you mean?
Which one is it?
The size of their faces!
The size of their faces when you look at them from the side!
It's double!
Is there anything else?
What are the three conditions for handsome men? Kindness, sincerity and...
Love, sadness and strength of heart.
Love, sadness and strength of heart!
That's really good!
That's good, isn't it? Love, sadness and strength of heart!
Is there anything else?
That handsome face of yours!
Let's move on to the next question!
What are the three conditions for handsome men? Kindness, sincerity and...
No house!
If you don't have a house, you can't be a man!
Let's move on to the next topic!
This is the research topic!
Handsome men on a date, what did they do?
What does a handsome man do before kissing his girlfriend on a date?
What does he think about kissing his girlfriend?
Those of you who remember, raise your hands!
Yes!
Oh, you did it!
Let's go with Minekichi!
I'll go with Setsunainu!
Handsome men on a date, what did they do?
"Waiting at the station," "Shopping," "Should we go back to being friends," "Breakup kiss"
Wow, that's kind of sad!
Don't say that! Stop it! Stop it!
She's telling you not to say that!
Let's go with Takahashi!
Handsome men on a date, what did they do?
"Waiting at the station," "Shopping," "Picking," "Breakup kiss"
See! You can't pick up girls!
Let's say goodbye to the guy who kissed you.
No, not goodbye!
Let's go with Kitada!
Handsome men on a date, what did they do?
"Waiting at the station," "Shopping," "During shopping, her ex-boyfriend appears,"
"A bad atmosphere flows," "And her ex-boyfriend seems like he still has regrets,"
"They fall in love, but they don't remember where they fell in love," "Somehow, breakup kiss"
That's a long one!
Let's go with Minekichi!
Yes!
Handsome men on a date, what did they do?
"Waiting at the station," "Shopping," "Picking," "Breakup kiss"
Wow!
I know!
What do you know?!
What is it?!
Well, you know...
For me, who likes girls' manga,
I can't stand being picked on!
Oh, I see.
That's really touching.
Let's go with Sasehara!
Handsome men on a date, what did they do?
"Waiting at the station," "Shopping,"
Well...
Let's say goodbye here.
Yes! Bye-bye!
Wait a minute.
Stop us once!
And?
Breakup kiss
What do you think?
That's a good one!
I want to do it!
Let's do it, Lemon!
Later!
Let's do it, Lemon!
Let's do it there!
Here is the next research topic!
Here it is!
Handsome men on a school trip, going to class late,
What were they doing?
There must be a lot of "handsome men" here.
Yes!
Let's go with Takahashi!
Handsome men on a school trip, going to class late,
What were they doing?
There was an abandoned cat,
So I couldn't leave it there.
See? That's what I'm talking about!
Kind to animals!
Yes!
Now, let's go with Mizuki!
Yes!
Handsome men on a school trip, going to class late,
What were they doing?
I'm sorry!
My sister cried because she didn't want to go to nursery school.
Wow, I didn't know there was a manga like this.
It looks like he's really happy, and thinks of his little sister a lot.
I see.
Is your brother weaker than you?
No, not really.
Not really?
He seems pretty weak.
Okay, let's go with Kojima.
"Handsome men on a school trip, going to class late," "What were they doing?"
I'm sorry!
My sister cried because she didn't want to go to nursery school.
Huh? Kojima, you do that kind of thing?
Okay, let's go with Sachihara.
"Handsome men on a school trip, going to class late," "What were they doing?"
I'm sorry!
The song is different, so don't do it!
Yes, I'm sorry!
Okay, Kojima, let's go!
Handsome men on a Friday drama,
The song is different, so don't do it!
It's like your cheap local sales.
Is this how you come in, Shiratoru-san?
Oh, I'm sorry!
It was kind of funny, so I watched it!
"Handsome men on a school trip, going to class late," "What were they doing?"
Okay, I don't know!
Okay, let's go with Yokoyama!
"Handsome men on a school trip, going to class late," "What were they doing?"
I worked part-time at a factory in the middle of the night.
That's kind of sad!
What does that mean, Yokoyama?
They're handsome, but their homes are really tough,
I didn't show them how I worked, but I was late that day.
Yokoyama is young, but it's like a drama from a long time ago.
Okay, Shiratoru-san, let's go with you!
"Handsome men on a school trip, going to class late," "What were they doing?"
I was making shoulders with a ballpoint pen for tomorrow's championship!
That's kind of cool!
I like that kind of stuff!
On the other hand, Team Four's wild horse, Shimada...
That's kind of normal!
Oh my, oh my, he's doing it!
Ow!
That hurts!
"Oh my!" "How was it?" "I was about to touch his feet and he kicked me hard."
No way!
After the fight, let's see what happened to the handsome guy in Shibuya.
"Let's start." "Yes." "What did you do to that handsome guy in Shibuya?"
I confessed my love for him at the scramble intersection.
Even though you're so far away, I love you!
Me too!
I don't know!
Okay, let's go with Miyazaki.
What were you doing while being the center of attention in Shibuya?
I was being targeted in Shibuya.
What's going on, Miyazaki?
- Miao-chan. - What is it?
I'm a senior at an agency, so you can count on me!
You can count on me!
- It's the same! - Yeah.
When I was in the dressing room with Miao-chan, a cockroach came out.
When you're with Miao-chan, cockroaches come out. It's like a urban legend.
It's like that.
- Have cockroaches ever come out? - They have!
Miao-chan, you have a male-dominated power.
That's amazing.
- Okay, let's start from the beginning. - Okay.
What were you doing while being the center of attention in Shibuya?
I was staring at the weather camera.
That was for the staff, wasn't it?
- Please pay attention to that. - Okay.
- Let's start from the beginning. - Okay.
What were you doing while being the center of attention in Shibuya?
It's similar.
- It's similar! - It's similar!
Please pay attention to that.
By the way, have you ever been the center of attention in Shibuya?
To be honest, I have!
You were talking about something earlier.
What were you doing while being the center of attention in Shibuya?
I was jumping into the scramble coaster!
What?
I wasn't in! I wasn't in! I wasn't in!
You're so weird!
You're the only one who's weird!
After falling down, the next research topic is "talking technique on the phone"!
I'll be playing the role of a woman and I'll call you at 2am.
When you say "what's up?", I'll suddenly want to talk to you.
If you're a good-looking guy, give me an answer!
I think I can do it.
Really? Then let's start with Kansai.
What's up?
I suddenly want to talk to you.
I was just about to call you.
That's true! Then let's go with Takashi!
What's up?
I suddenly want to talk to you.
Should we go and meet?
A little more!
One more voice! One more voice!
One more voice was missing!
Takashi, one more voice!
One more voice!
A little higher!
One more voice!
What's up?
I suddenly want to talk to you.
Is just talking okay? Look out the window for a second!
Yes, I'm here.
Wow! Please record that!
That was really good!
Thank you!
That was good!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm all wet now!
Stop it!
Sorry!
That hurt!
Sorry, everyone!
Let's go, Miyazo!
What's wrong?
I suddenly want to talk to you.
You're amazing!
I can't take it anymore!
Are you drunk or something?
Is that okay?
Thank you!
Thank you, Hori Pro!
Thank you!
Okay, Shinoe-san!
What's wrong?
I suddenly want to talk to you.
Me too!
It's the Kougen Series!
Kougen Series!
You never answer properly!
Okay, let's go!
What's wrong?
I suddenly want to talk to you.
I'm going to tell you how I feel, so close your eyes.
3...
2...
1...
That's kind of gross!
If you say that, I'm going to punch you in the face!
I want you to do this!
Okay, chin!
It's white!
Chin!
Oh, what's up?
I suddenly want to hear your voice.
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Hey, you!
Isn't that Heiji?
Senpai, please forgive me.
From Magitone?
That's right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But have you ever received a call like this?
No, I haven't.
What kind of relationship is that?
She's kissing him a lot.
Okay, Ichika!
Yes?
What's up?
I suddenly want to hear your voice.
I was the one who wanted to call you first.
You're cute!
No way!
You're cute!
Don't you feel uncomfortable?
There are handsome guys like that, too.
That's right!
Amina is more like that.
You're super cute!
It's like you're getting older.
I don't know.
Don't take advantage of me!
Okay, Oka!
Let's start with Kitara!
What's up?
I suddenly want to hear your voice.
International calls cost a lot of money!
How did it go?
I'll let you use your character for now.
That was long!
Let's go with Shiro!
What's up?
I suddenly want to hear your voice.
And?
I don't have one!
I don't want one!
You're giving me one at a time!
I don't want one!
You're giving me one at a time!
Okay, Kojima!
You don't have one at all!
Okay, here I go!
Are you going to do it?
What's up?
I suddenly want to hear your voice.
Ah!
It's my father!
My son is in the bath, too!
Are you kidding me?!
When did you become a comedian?!
It's not my father!
Okay!
Okay, Ago!
What's up?
I suddenly want to hear your voice.
What's up, you idiot?!
It's not my father!
Look at Kasai's face! He's not laughing at all!
Excuse me!
Yes?
My hair is falling off...
Wait... Please tell me again, then!
Wow!
Does it smell like that?!
It fits perfectly! It fits perfectly!
It fits perfectly, but...
No, no, no!
Stop it!
No, no, no!
Wow, you tried to be funny!
That's what I'm trying to say in the first episode of this show!
That's embarrassing!
What's up, you idiot?!
Blaze Museum!
An art museum that only collects words that make you feel embarrassed.
Well, tonight's theme is...
A word for a girl you haven't seen in a while.
First, a work by a pen name called "Omasena Milky".
A word for a girl you haven't seen in a while.
Hey...
Would you like to go to their secret place later?
No, I'm sure you'll do something!
You'll get hurt!
Next...
A work by a pen name called "Omaega No. Wonderful".
A word for a girl you haven't seen in a while.
You're an adult compared to the boys in your class, aren't you?
I'm already 31 years old.
This time...
I'm going to choose...
A word for a girl you haven't seen in a while.
Yes!
Yes! I won!
It's been a while since I won.
That's great. You made my heart race.
Yes!
What was your name, Takahashi-san?
Where am I?
You're not good at this at all.
No, you're tickling me, aren't you?
You're the worst.
The worst?!
Yes. Here I go.
There it is! There it is!
Huh?
×
It's simple.
"×" suits you.
"x"!
Female wrestler
I'm getting ticklish.
Hey! Stop it!
We were always together, weren't we?
Will we be able to go back to those days?
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Be sure to check it out.
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"Connaught" New song "Flykget" Special version! First release!
Everyone, we have a great news!
Finally released today!
AKB48's long-awaited new single "Freak Get"!
Tonight, AKB's special formation will deliver that studio live!
"Connaught" New song "Flykget" Special version! First release!
"Flying Get" New song "Flying Get" Special version!
Here it comes! Here it comes! It's coming!
This song! "Tanpopo Shiratori Shougeki Kokuhaku"
So, how old are you, Shiratori-san?
Well, everyone...
It's better for you to date a little more and get to know girls.
How many girls have you dated?
Here it comes! Here it comes! It's coming!
Zero!
Tanpopo Shiratori Shougeki Kokuhaku
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