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When you're out, it's a total mess!
A survival game for an idol's life!
A total mess dodgeball!
Now, please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as a normal dodgeball!
When you're out, it's a total mess!
Yes, it's a total mess!
Good luck!
What kind of musical style is that?!
You can't do a long run performance like that!
By the way, is it your first time doing a total mess?
Yes!
Is it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
For those of you who are new to this, we have some advice for you.
Can you be a little more gentle with us?
Yes, of course!
If you're holding the ball like this...
If you're trying to throw it like this...
Please run away as far as you can!
That's obvious!
I didn't say anything!
As you can see, the teams are divided!
Who will be the first one to do a total mess?!
Let's see who will be the first one to do a total mess!
The first one to do a total mess is...
Rubber Patch!
Let's go!
Ready? Ready?
Let's go! The red team won!
Rumor has it that they get one strawberry!
Strawberries!
Now is the time for the strawberries!
Now, add some strawberries!
What is rubber patch?
It's a scary reckless attack that will hit Ichikawa's super small face.
I can't pull it at all if I don't hold it firmly.
Do your best.
Hey, what is this?
You!
Help me!
I'm not helping you! Hold it firmly with your chin!
My chin is weak.
I see. Hold it firmly.
Hold it firmly.
Don't come close!
Hey!
Hold it firmly!
How is it, Ichikawa?
What?
Ouch!
You are ridiculous!
I told you to hold it firmly only once!
I don't know what you are talking about.
When you said "ouch", it came off.
Don't be stupid like a ginger, you bastard!
I'll do it quickly.
Are you ready?
Ouch!
Is Ichikawa, who was shocked by rubber's impact, okay?
Ouch!
How can it come off?
First of all, the red team is in the lead.
Ichikawa, who enjoyed the rubber patching, is replaced by Nakatsuka of Gaia and the game resumes.
The next unreasonable thing is this!
Quadruple kick!
Now, I would like you to receive the deadly quadruple kick that many pro wrestlers are good at.
This is scary!
Last time, that pro wrestler who put the members in a terrible state of fear was hit by a quadruple kick!
Ready!
Now, Kitahara is...
...quite fast!
Now, Ichikawa is...
...oh, this is a big trouble!
Now, nice catch!
As expected of a professional player!
And...
...Uchida hits it!
Congratulations!
No, Ichikawa, you're a catcher and an enemy, so it doesn't matter!
Now, it's time for pro wrestling!
Let's have this person appear again this time!
Erika-sama! Erika-sama!
Eh, poor Erika!
Congratulations!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Uno-chan! Uno-chan!
Hey!
Good job, Uno-chan!
I've had enough of you!
You don't know anything, do you?!
I'm going, Uno!
You're going?!
I'm going, Uno-chan!
Why do you keep coming?!
This time, it's Aza Kong!
You're going, Mike Thomas!
You're not going anywhere!
Come closer!
I was doing karate earlier, so I'm not going to lose!
I'm not going to lose!
She's like her own security guard.
How are you going to lose? Do you want me to show you?
Do you do karate? Come on, kick me!
That hurt. That hurt a little bit.
That hurt!
Like this.
If you do this and this...
What are you doing? Decide who's winning!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!
How was it?
It was really hard for me.
You don't care about others!
Do you understand?!
The next song is...
"Embarrassing Make-up"!
We will make up for your face with an embarrassing make-up!
Now, from Kasai to the match resumes!
Oh, this is a fierce fight!
This year's girls seem to want to avoid making up for their embarrassing make-up!
Once again, Kasai has the ball!
Oh, someone has a bad feeling about this!
Out without scoring a goal!
Out! Who is it?
Who is it?
Wait a minute.
Who is it?
Yes, it's Konike.
Yes, Nakamura is out!
It's definitely not Konike!
Now, it's transformation time!
What kind of work will Kiyoto, the master of make- up, create this time?
Now, for this time, in Nakagawa, we have a rich madam!
Now, please turn around!
Wow!
How are you?
Here's your allowance.
Thank you!
She's doing it with ease, but let's have her see it for herself!
Wow!
Now, let's see it!
Go ahead!
She's definitely a 100% playmaker, right?
Yeah.
The next food is this!
Senpai!
It's "getemono" sushi!
"Getemono" sushi is...
Squid!
Thank you for the food!
Here you go!
For some reason, the food is a little different from what they ordered!
It's a terrible mess!
Of course, we won't leave any of the sushi left behind!
Now, from Shimada...to Gaia!
Oops! Madam missed the ball!
The ball goes to the red team!
Passing to Kousai...
Shimada hits it!
Shimada out!
I didn't hit it! I didn't hit it!
No, you did! Raizma is watching you!
I didn't hit it!
Hey, Nakata! She said you didn't hit it!
I did hit it, you bastard!
Hey, Takeshita!
Now, it's time for dinner!
Once again, we have Tsujino-taisho of Sushidoko, Tsuji- takeya-san,
who will be holding a raw fish sushi that he never serves.
Now, let's choose our favorite topic.
That's the only topic you like, isn't it?
There's nothing else.
Then, what do you recommend?
Tuna.
Tuna?
No, engawa, please.
Engawa? No, tuna, I'm begging you!
Tuna, please.
Engawa, please.
Are you sure you can eat engawa?
Of course!
That's why I asked you to prepare it for me.
I love engawa!
Even though he asked for his favorite engawa...
Hey, wait up!
This is a military roll of konogi.
Now, once again, we have a raw fish sushi provided by Yakiamaguri-san,
and held by Taisho of Tsuji-taisho of Sushidoko.
In Southeast Asia, konogi is always eaten as a precious protein.
This time, we arranged a raw konogi that is easy to eat into a military roll.
Now, once again...
As you like it.
No matter what flavor you like, you can eat it at any time you like.
I don't want it.
You know konogi, don't you?
It's not something you can eat.
It's something you can eat.
Because it has eyes! It has eyes!
It doesn't matter if it has eyes, right, Taisho?
It's been properly raised.
It's good.
I bought konogi when I was in elementary school.
It's hard to eat.
Isn't it big?
Let's eat!
It's cool.
Let's eat!
How is it?
It's good.
What?
What? I can't hear you.
It's good.
It's good?
Was it good?
What kind of taste? What kind of taste?
It's like...
It's like fried cherry shrimp.
Oh, it's like shrimp?
Yes.
It's good.
I can eat it as much as I want.
You can eat it as much as you want?
You're amazing!
I'll come back again!
The next one is...
One person with a futon!
We'll give you more details later.
Let's go to the next one!
From Kitahara...
To Madam of Gaia!
It's not easy for Madam to give up her money and ball!
Kitahara again!
Gaia's island!
And there's an over!
Over and out!
Now, it's time for something crazy!
One person with a futon is...
Sitting on top of ten futons...
Jumping on the spot...
And pulling out one futon!
Are you confident you can do it, over?
I think I can do it.
You're very confident, aren't you?
Now, over.
One person with a futon!
Please!
Over!
It's a miracle of failure...
That you can't lift your head off of the futon!
It was so heavy!
What is this?
It's harder than you think, right?
Please!
Over!
(Laughter and applause)
This time, the miracle of failure to fall from the mountain again!
The shape of the exercise is like a frog!
(Laughter and applause)
The frog did not go up the tree.
The next mess is here!
Which is it?
Forward!
(Applause)
Now! I will explain in detail later.
Let's get started!
(Music)
(Whistle)
First of all, from Karsai to Uchida!
Then, oh!
(Laughter and applause)
Kitahara kills instantly!
(Whistle)
Out!
But I think I got it, really.
What? Do you say you didn't hit it?
I don't think you hit it.
I see it every day!
(Cheers)
Hey, Yonaka!
Kitahara says you didn't hit it.
(Gunshot)
No!
You are
right, you idiot!
(Laughter and applause)
I tried it twice!
Wow!
(Music)
Now, it's time for "muchaburi"!
(Music)
"Full-body calligraphy" is
writing with your whole body covered in grass and hitting a huge board with your whole body.
It's a big hit of "muchaburi"!
(Music)
Kitahara has been active as an actress recently.
Can you do it?
(Music)
Now!
Kitahara has changed his clothes.
Yes!
Kitahara used to be like this?
(Laughter)
What is it?
When I was walking around in this clothes, a person who wants to be the most popular person in the world finally appeared.
(Laughter)
Hey, don't go out like that!
Don't go out like that!
That's embarrassing!
What will Kitahara write?
Here it is!
(Music)
"Dai"!
(Cheers)
Now, it's time for "raizuma"!
(Music)
Please raise your left hand.
Wow!
It's cold!
(Laughter)
What kind of work will actress Kitahara, who is covered with meat all over her body, create?
Kitahara, are you ready?
Yes, I'm fine.
(Music)
Please do it with all your heart!
Ei! Ei!
(Laughter)
Cool! Cool!
Cool! Cool! Cool!
Kitahara, who is covered with meat all over her body, does not hesitate to enter the wall and...
(Laughter)
She once again created an artistic masterpiece!
Craftsmanship! This is craftsmanship!
Because there is such a word as "imagination".
So, how was it?
That's right. Somehow, I participated in this "muchaburi dojiboru" and...
I didn't expect it to be like this...
Besides, please listen to me!
I'm currently starring in a drama called "rokunashi bruce".
By all means, everyone, please watch it!
Even if you watch the drama, you won't know what it means.
(Laughter)
"muchaburi dojiboru" is here!
"idama gohan" (rice with cod roe)
So, everyone, look at this!
This time, too, A-lin's "idama-kun" has brought "kanta"'s original recipe, which he learned in his life as an old man for a long time.
This "old man's me" is perfect!
Perfect!
Definitely!
So, "kanta-kun", how about you?
Well, it was delicious before, but...
It's delicious!
Um... I can't say it so strongly anymore, but...
(Laughter)
Now, the coat is wrapped in a different atmosphere than usual...
Oh! The one who got it right is A.G. "idama"'s "ashimen" "kasai"!
"kasai" was fast!
"kasai" again!
Can I say something?
Yes!
The moment this "idama gohan" is served, everyone becomes enemies!
(Laughter)
There's no way you won't get it right!
(Laughter)
Now, it's time for you to eat!
Now, let's have "idama" team bring in their original recipe!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Here you go!
Thank you!
I'm getting excited about "idama gohan" too!
(Laughter)
Please enjoy!
It's not normal!
What is it?
Honey somen!
But it's delicious!
Honey somen!
It must be delicious!
Why did you make it?
Somen is a summer dish.
So I thought of eating somen and made some noodle soup and put it in the refrigerator.
But the noodle soup was a little out of stock and I had some honey.
So I made some honey and ate it.
But it was delicious!
It's delicious!
So, let's start eating "idama gohan"!
It's honey!
It's delicious if you mix it well!
Honey somen with somen and honey!
What is "idama gohan" self-evaluation?
It's delicious!
I don't know!
It's delicious!
It's honey!
It might be worse than you think!
I'll eat it!
I'm scared!
I'll eat it!
You didn't accept it!
What is your answer?
It doesn't go in!
Into my body!
Even if I want to swallow it...
It's like "turn around!"
(Laughter)
I can't swallow it!
The first bite...
The honey is still a little hard so it's hard to eat.
So what?
Chew it and eat it more!
You listen to what she says, don't you?
Because fans are looking forward to this project!
Here, "mujamuri" time is over!
This time's MVP is...
The winner is...
Kitahara Nikkei!
After this, go to the Battle Burger Shop!
See?
Today, the new single of "Wataritouka Hashiritai Seven" "Tetappi Wink" has finally been released!
Check out the music video as well!
And! On August 24th, the new single of "AKB48" "Flying Get" will be released!
The music video of "UnderGirls - Dakishimecha Ikenai" has been completed!
AKB48's first dance vocal unit!
From Akimoto, Umeda, Masuda and Miyazawa, it's Diva!
Today, the second single "Cry" will finally be released next week!
Please enjoy "Cry" along with their dance!
What are you looking at with those eyes?
If you try to accept that soft sadness
and become strong, your heart will shrink.
Don't blame yourself for now.
The path of the future we decided together.
A drop of tears spills and falls.
It's a fragment of love from the past.
"Cry", "cry", "cry"
If you wipe those eyes with your palms,
the love between you and me will end.
"Cry", "cry", "cry"
If you dance with tears in your eyes,
you will be reborn.
"Cry", "cry", "cry"
The heat of your smile still remains on your cheek.
Smile for me so I can forget it someday.
"Cry", "cry", "cry"
After this, Katari is sexually transformed!
Huh? I'll end up staying next time.
Next week, a new rivalry erupts at the Battle Burger Shop!
Betrayal, betrayal of comrades, irresponsible escapes, an breakup of friends and teammates...
Of course it would!
Yeah, but that's how it goes.
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