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Once you're out, it's all over for you!
A survival game betting your idol life on it!
It's all over for you, dodgeball!
Rei!
Now, please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as with normal dodgeball.
However, for the members who are out, there will be a severe punishment!
You guys, make sure you laugh it off!
Shut up, you!
What are you going to do?
This is your first time playing dodgeball, how good are you at it?
I'm pretty good at it.
Oh, you're pretty good at it.
Chikaro, you too?
Yes!
Wow, you're pretty good at it.
We've heard a lot about you from our seniors.
Kinigushi!
Yes!
Do you have any advice for first-time players?
Of course!
First of all...
Take the ball...
And receive it...
Once you've aimed it...
Use your strength...
And throw it!
You're explaining dodgeball, aren't you?!
You're explaining dodgeball, I know that!
Oh, is that so?
As you can see, this time it's a team game.
Who will end up as the loser?
Now, let's look at the first loser.
The first loser is...
Giant Swing!
It's a big move in pro wrestling.
It's a move that makes your legs shake and your brain melt!
Giant Swing!
Ready, set, go!
The jump ball is almost the same.
The ball has passed to the winning team!
What will they do?
It's passed to the inside!
Oh, it's missed!
Shimada, who is good at sports, is out!
Shimada is out!
Now, it's time for a crazy showdown!
We have invited a special guest for you!
Let's call her out!
Erika-sama! Erika-sama!
Is she over there?
What?
Shimada is out!
It's dangerous!
Shimada is out!
Stop it!
Shimada!
Shimada, are you okay?
Shimada!
Stop it, Shimada!
Shimada!
Shimada, are you okay?
Shimada!
So, this time,
Aja Kong-san will do the giant swing!
It's been a while!
Since Aja-san is here...
Can you do an Aja-san with a mic performance?
A mic performance?
Go ahead!
Hey!
I don't know what you're doing!
Don't be scared!
I don't know what you're doing, but go ahead!
It's a bomb!
You little girl! Who are you talking to?!
Huh?! Don't you know who I am?!
Who the hell are you?!
I'm Haruka Shimoda.
I don't know you!
If you're an AKB member, don't think you can do anything!
Hey, say it back! Say it back! Say it back!
I might be buried under an AKB member,
but don't ask me to do it!
Then I'll show you my guts with a giant swing!
Wow, scary!
Okay, let's go!
Okay, Katacong.
Let's do it!
Shibata!
Huh?
What's up, Shibata?!
Wait for me!
Shibata!
Yes?!
The camera's over there!
Why is it over there?!
Say something!
The camera! Say something to the camera!
It's disgusting!
Take a nosebleed!
That's why you're buried in an AKB!
Because you took a nosebleed!
Open your eyes!
Now, Hanamizu Shibata and Gaia Nominegishi have changed and the match has resumed!
The next "muchaburi" is this!
After a bounce...
"getemono" sushi!
What?! What?!
This one!
With this "muchaburi" doji, the members have evolved into traditional "getemono" dishes!
I'm getting a nosebleed!
What?!
This time, they'll eat seasonal "getemono" with sushi!
Ready...
Go!
Now, with Minegishi's ball, the match resumes!
Now, let's turn the pace!
Oh, this is "muchaburi"!
Is "getemono" sushi really this good?!
Now, Shibata!
Oh, wait for me, "getemono" team!
Out!
Now, it's mealtime!
Now, please look over there!
Welcome!
Oh!
Wow!
This time, we'll have Tsujino Taisho and Tsuji Takuya- san from "Sushidokoro Tsuji"
hold special sushi that they don't usually serve!
Now, Oba!
Yes!
Please order whatever you like!
Whatever I like?!
Yes!
Huh?!
What do you like?
Squid!
Yes, sir!
Oba's order is squid!
However, what is Taisho holding?!
Thank you for waiting!
Huh?!
What is this?!
This is a bamboo steamed bun!
A bamboo steamed bun?!
This time, we have a bamboo steamed bun that we received from Yakihamaguri-san!
This is a bamboo steamed bun that is eaten a lot in Southeast Asia!
It has a lot of protein and is perfect for beauty!
Furthermore...
This is a bamboo steamed bun that has just been caught, right?
That's right! This is the biggest one we've raised so far!
It's so cute!
It's gone!
Wait, wait, wait! I can't do this!
Please give us a bite!
Bite it! Bite it!
Bite it! How is it?
How is it, Momo?
It's good! It's good! It's good!
Huh?
It's good!
It's good?!
It's good!
It's strong and tough and delicious, isn't it?
That's right.
The next toy is this!
What is it?
Bad Golf!
We will explain this later!
Ready!
The white team is back in the game!
Over Nakagawa!
And...
Oops! What was that?!
It was me!
It was you!
But you hit me!
If you check it out on VTR...
Minegishi is completely out!
You can't lie!
Minegishi is wearing Cathy's clothes.
Actually...
Recently...
I started playing golf.
Oh, that makes sense!
I wanted to show everyone my skills.
But...
If the ball flies away, it's dangerous.
So I'm going to use this to stop it.
Minegishi-san...
Can you do me a favor?
What is it?!
Hold it with your face!
No way!
It's not okay!
And so...
With a ball and a string...
Minegishi is wearing a laundry scissor.
That's right!
Bad golf is...
When Sata hits the ball...
It's a horrible scene!
Let's go, Minegishi-san!
You can do it!
Let's go, Minegishi-san!
Let's go!
What is it, Minegishi-san?!
Minegishi-san!
Let's go! It'll end in a second!
Minegishi-san, let's go!
Yay!
You scared me!
Are you ready?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Let's go!
Look! This is AKB's Variety Queen Minegishi's reaction to becoming an entertainer!
What do you think, Cathy-san?
Nice!
Next up is this!
Self-face-to-face rap!
We'll explain this in more detail later!
Now, let's start the match!
Now, who will be the next victim?!
Oh, a hit on Ichikawa!
Ichikawa is out!
Now, it's time for something crazy!
What is self-face-to-face rap?!
The shutter of the camera in front of you will be forced down 30 seconds later!
Before that, if you don't break the rap with your face, it will be a big problem for you as an idol!
Now, get ready!
Don't break it with your face, Ichikawa!
Ichikawa!
Don't break it with your face, Ichikawa!
Ichikawa!
More, more!
Ichikawa, more! Do your best!
Do your best!
Ichikawa!
Don't break it with your face!
Is this really rap?!
Yeah, it's really rap!
3...
2...
1...
Now, let's take a look at the picture!
Here it is!
This is a cell phone waiting for you!
How is it, Ichikawa?!
Gross!
Now, it's time for something crazy!
Here it is!
Embarrassing Make-up!
I'm going to do an embarrassing make-up that you can't possibly do!
Now, the white team is passing the ball!
Oh, Ichikawa is trying his best!
This is a screen wrap!
Again, Ichikawa!
Oh, a direct hit to Takeuchi!
Takeuchi out!
The ball that Ichikawa threw with his whole body hit Takeuchi's stomach!
Now, it's time for a transformation!
What kind of make-up will Takeuchi Kiyo make this time?
This time, Takeuchi has become world champion!
Here you go!
Cute!
As you know, Okinawa's genius boxer, Yoko Gushiken!
Takeuchi, you want to see it yourself, don't you?
Yes, I do!
Cute!
It's funny!
I look like an old man, don't I?
You look like an old man with your own make-up!
Takeuchi, close your mouth!
Here is the next make-up!
Inaba-rice!
It's a classic!
Everyone, please look over there!
This time as well,
Inaba-kun has created
a simple original recipe
in his private life.
Who would you like it to hit?
Kasai-san.
If it doesn't hit me, I won't eat it.
Only if it hits you.
Only if it hits you, you have to eat it.
If it doesn't hit me, it's fine, right?
Let's do it!
Now, from the white team's middle side,
the match resumes!
Inaba-rice that everyone is afraid of!
A scream that really makes you want to eat it!
Shimada passes the ball...
to Fukushi-kun!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
You can't catch me!
You missed me!
You can't catch me!
You can't catch me, either of you!
You can't catch me, either of you idiots!
Now, they're back on their feet,
and the match resumes!
Kitahara passes the ball...
and somehow...
it hits him!
Out!
Um, it didn't hit me.
It didn't hit you!
Linesman is watching you!
It didn't hit me!
She says it didn't hit you!
Can I do it?
No, don't do it!
I can't stand it!
What are you doing?!
Now, it's time for dinner!
Now, let's have Inaba-chef
bring us the original recipe!
Please!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm glad, Inaba-kun!
Finally!
Finally, right?!
What will we have for dinner?!
Of course!
What is this?!
Watermelon curry!
Watermelon curry?!
Watermelon and curry?!
Watermelon and curry and watermelon curry!
Why did you think of making this?!
Watermelon is sweet when you put salt on it, right?
If you eat it with spicy food, it will be sweeter and you can eat it deliciously.
But if you actually eat it, you will be satisfied.
Then we have no choice but to eat it.
I ate it!
It's delicious!
The spiciness is balanced by the sweetness.
Then eat some more.
It's delicious, right?!
Really?!
It's really delicious!
Why do you feel like you're doubting me?!
I usually say that it's delicious, but...
Wow! It's crispy!
I don't like it!
Cut it! Cut it!
That's it! That's it!
That's good!
Cut it!
I'll eat it!
How is it?!
Huh?
What?!
Huh?!
What do you think?
What do you think?!
No way! You've got to be kidding me!
Huh?! What do you think?!
Huh?!
What do you think?!
Huh?!
Isn't it delicious?! It's really good!
No, you're always saying it's delicious!
No! No! No!
It's delicious!
It's like you're sprinkling salt on a watermelon.
The watermelon is sweet and it's cold and warm. It's just right in my mouth.
Isn't it delicious?
You can do it if you do it, can't you?
Do it properly!
The next unreasonable sale is this!
Hot bath!
To get reactions, we prepared a hot bath for you!
First up is the motor handball club, Kitahara!
And next up is...
Oh no, Chikako is alone!
Who is it?
Chikano is out!
Now, it's bath time!
You'll go straight into the hot bath,
but there is a counter at the bottom of the bathtub,
and you have 30 seconds in total!
While you're in there for 30 seconds,
you can show off yourself as much as you like!
Shall we go?
Can I do some warm up exercises?
What?
Is this a mail order show?
Hot bath
Hot!
It looks hot!
Really?
Really.
But it's only a little hot.
Hot! Hot! Hot!
It's already hot, right?
It's hot!
Why? Why?
How is it?
It's hot.
It's better if you don't feel it.
It's better if you say "ready, set..."
Butt? Butt?
Ready, set...
I'll say "ready, set..."
Ready, set...
Go!
Hurry up!
Go!
It's hot!
Ready, set...
She did it in one go, but in a second!
You're fast!
It's hot!
She didn't say anything.
Let's see if you can do it!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Ready, set...
Go ahead!
Hello, I'm Team B's 18-year-old Chika Narita!
I've only been on AKB's "One," "Two," "Three," and "Four" shows,
but I'm sure I can do it now!
It's hot!
She's getting used to it!
It's really hot!
I want to be on TV!
It's hot!
I want to be on TV!
It's really hot!
Wow!
It's hot!
She's got guts!
Wow! Wow!
Time's up for "Muchamuri"!
This time, the MVP is Chika Narita, who showed her guts by going into the hot water for 30 seconds!
After this, we'll reveal the new song of "SKE48"!
This summer, A.K.A.B48 will work as image characters, "ICE" and "ME"!
Their commercial song "ICE's Kiss" music video has been completed!
This song is the coupling number of their new single which will be released in August!
Please look forward to it!
And!
MMB48's debut single "Zetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujo" will be released today!
Please look forward to it!
And!
SK48's long-awaited new single "Baleo" will be released next week!
Tonight, we'll show you their energetic music video!
Please look forward to it!
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I don't know!
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Underwear!
Underwear?!
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