AISubs v3.5
Their new song "Everyday Kachūsha" has surpassed 1.5 million hits!
Their new album "Koko ni Ita Koto" has surpassed 710,000 hits!
AKB48 has grown into a national idol group!
However!
A problem has emerged!
"Everyday Kachūsha" will continue to grow!
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New single "Again over a million" Congratulations!
You're crazy!
I don't know your AKB members' names, but I want to know if the world knows your personal names!
That's why we did an investigation!
We want to know if you know your personal names!
So we did an emergency investigation!
From teens to 70s, we asked 100 men and women!
Can you say these members' names?
Of course we can! Let's start with our senior members!
Ok!
- Yuko Oshima! - Yes!
- Your personal name makes you nervous, doesn't it? - It does!
What is Yuko Oshima's personal name?
It's too easy.
I'm Yuko Oshima.
What is Yuko Oshima's personal name?
It's 92%!
She was on many variety shows!
Next up is Maeda Atsuko!
Maeda Atsuko is an absolute "s" who leads AKB!
Her personal name is 96%!
She was on many dramas!
She was known for her dramas since she was a kid!
Next up is me!
Our fresh members!
Here they are!
Oba! Takeuchi! Ishikawa!
Your personal names!
First up is Oba, everyone!
I don't know.
I've never seen it before.
I don't know.
I've never seen it before.
Her personal name is 14%!
That's reality, you idiots!
Next up is Takeuchi Miyu!
Her personal name is...
16%!
Huh? I don't know you at all!
Even my dad doesn't know you!
Last up is Ichikawa Miyuri!
Her personal name is...
12%!
I don't know "fresh lemon" or anything like that!
Huh?!
I've only been on the show for a little bit...
What's wrong with you, you idiots?!
Listen up!
There's a huge difference between you and people with high personal names!
Huh?!
Yuka!
Yes!
Rena, you made a mistake.
Is it okay if I make a mistake?
You know everything, don't you?!
There you go!
Other than that, Yuko has a lot of other special skills like bass, harmonica, and so on.
She also has a special skill of crying.
That's right! All of the senior members with high fame have special skills that leave an impression!
For example, 96% of them are famous for their idol-like special skills!
You can break the string like this, right?
Yes.
She has a special skill of breaking a string with only 1cm of paper!
I can only break a string.
You can do it!
A splendid mini-string has been completed!
Next up is natural-born idol Kojima Haruna's unexpected special skill!
She pulled a table-cross with a glass tower 50cm high!
Even in front of 2,000 fans, she succeeded in one shot!
In addition, Shinoda Mariko has a big gap with her appearance and has a special skill like this!
The world's first air-ocarine idol has been born!
And now, it's the reaction game of young lady idol Kashiwagi Yuki!
When Kashiwagi takes a bath in an air that smells like a fart...
Kashiwagi!
Wow, this is...
A variety-wise perfect reaction!
In this world, popular members are waiting for special skills that will captivate their fans!
And so, the fresh members also...
Do you want special skills that will captivate people?!
We do!
Alright, for you guys, we've prepared a new song!
It's called...
Learn from Super Kids! CBT!
This time, genius "chibikko" teacher - in other words, CBT - is going to teach "fresh" members who want "character"!
However, only one person will be taught that! Who will win "character"?!
Well then, let's have the first teacher appear!
A year of flowers blooming in Shizuoka! 5th grade elementary school teacher Riko Sasaki!
Wow!
It's like a skateboard!
Wow!
The first "chibikko" teacher is 10-year-old Riko Sasaki!
Last year, she participated in the All Japan One Wheel Championship at its youngest age and drew attention! She is a genius girl of the one-wheeler world!
Thank you!
- How tall are you? - About 125cm.
- Do you have any AKB members you like? - Yugo Oshima and Atsushi.
- It's written in the document that you're a "biter's girl" and "wooden pickaxe". - Oh, thank you!
- It's a fact that you're a real woodpicker! - Isn't it good?
- We're going to have a lesson now, but I'd like you to raise your hand if you're good at one - wheeler. - Is there one?
- Ichikawa and Kakeuchi, please raise your hand. - Yes!
- How about you? - I'm good at it, too.
- You're an assistant today, right? - I can do it, too.
- If you're that free, I'll do it, too!
- And so, with the free assistant Oshima joining them, the four of them will compete against each other!
- From now on, the one-wheeler who is the best at one-wheeler will be decided by the teacher.
- The chosen person will receive the help of the one-wheeler idol!
- Yugo-san, how good are you at one-wheeler?
- I can ride it normally, but...
- You know, I participated in the one-wheeler competition...
- Thank you for your hard work!
- But it was fun, so you're the one-wheeler idol now!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Yugo-san, you've done a lot of things, right?
- I'd like you to give me a chance, but...
- She's really desperate!
- I'd like you to give me a chance, but...
- With Kata-yama's desperate protest, the one - wheeler will be decided by the one-wheeler idol!
- The course is...
- After the start, you will pass the "s" shaped crank and eat a rose in your mouth to finish!
- However!
- When you reach your feet, you will return to the starting line!
Ready... Start!
Ichikawa succeeds in starting!
Ichikawa is fast!
However, he can't catch the rose!
This is a shame!
Here comes Oshima!
Yes, the rose is in front of you!
Will you go? Will you go?
Just a little more!
Somehow, he catches it!
Now, the race is back to the beginning!
However, Oshima again!
However, with his overwhelming skills, Oshima wins!
And with that...
As I thought, I'm first and second!
No, well...
- I'm 94th. - I'm 92nd.
8% more is not enough!
8% more is not enough for me!
This is what you don't have! What kind of difference doesn't you have?
- One more time, please! - One more time is not enough!
No, properly!
You know, you know...
You know, you know... You know, you know...
- One more time, please! - One more time, please!
No!
- No! - No!
- Then do it one more time! - No!
- Me too? - Yuko, can you take a break for a while?
Now, the first time of the fall!
Ready... Start!
- Good luck! - Good luck!
Oops, once again, Ichikawa has a good start!
Oh my! Ichikawa's ball is easily caught!
It's a new move of Mazaka!
What is the new move of Ichikawa?
The new move that Ms. Riko has taught me is...
Keripyon
- Keripyon! - Keripyon!
You don't use your hands...
You raise your saddle with your feet and ride it.
Now, Ms. Riko's "Keripyon" performance!
If you can do it, you are popular!
"Keripyon", please!
Keripyon
In this way, you don't need to use your hands to lift up a falling car, and you can just ride it!
What are the points of this technique?
Good osupyon
Now, Ichika and Riko sensei will move to a separate room and start practicing!
Will Ichika be able to master "keripyon" in such a short period of time?
Now, it looks like you are ready.
Since you are alone, sensei will hold your hand and support you.
This is a great technique for Ichika and Riko!
You can do it!
Even though she has an assistant, in this tense moment, Ichikawa succeeds in one shot!
And with that, we dedicate the title of "first- class idol" to you!
Amazing!
You can do it, right?
And with that, Sensei, how was it just now?
It was okay.
I'm glad you liked it.
Today, first-class idol Ichikawa Miyori is born!
The next Sensei is this person!
Showing magic like magic, Japanese Harry Potter!
First-class elementary school student, Yoshiwara Akito Sensei!
Amazing, Sensei!
The second "little teacher" is a passionate boy!
With over 40,000 online video accesses,
super popular elementary school magician, Yoshiwara Akito Sensei!
There are a lot of girls on TV.
Yes, there are.
Then, what kind of girls do you like?
I like energetic girls.
Energetic girls!
There are a lot of energetic girls.
If you like energetic girls, perhaps you like Yuuko?
Wait a minute!
Let me ask you something!
Who are you?
I'm Itano Tomomi-san.
Ah, it's Itano Tomomi-san!
That's not energetic, Tomomi-san!
Either way, you're in a good position.
Sensei, what is the basic of magic?
Dad jokes.
Dad jokes?!
Really?!
That's right, Sensei!
I've never heard of it.
What do you mean by dad jokes, Sensei?
Tejina is an entertainment show,
so it's important to entertain the audience even if you're just talking.
I also practice adding dad jokes to Tejina.
Now, let's take a look at Akito Sensei's magic show!
Watch it with dad jokes!
There's a yellow handkerchief here.
I put the yellow handkerchief in my hand.
Then, the yellow handkerchief becomes an egg.
But this time, I'll do something special.
There's a hole in the egg.
I just put the yellow handkerchief in the hole in the egg.
All you have to do is put it in the hole in the egg.
And it becomes an egg.
But if you spell "kururinpa"...
This is the real "you are bad".
Wrong!
The members who will be taught magic are...
The members who made you laugh out loud with funny jokes.
I see.
Please bring it here.
Please say a funny joke with this tool here.
Akito sensei will judge whether it was funny or not.
I see.
The members who were born in Heisei will challenge the old jokes.
Will they be able to make Akito sensei laugh out loud?
Here I go.
It's summer.
It's a mosquito.
A bag.
Sensei, 8.5!
Here you go.
You're good!
Is Sensei unexpectedly good at this?
Next...
What is this?
What is this bug?
Tickle hat, tickle hat, tickle hat
Now, the judge's decision is...
Mahiru!
It may be better to be pure.
Your eyes are dazzling and my eyes are shaking.
The judge's decision is...
No!
She couldn't pass the elementary school entrance exam.
It is difficult for a teacher to win.
Now, I would like to introduce this.
Tickle!
Your eyes are dazzling and my eyes are shaking.
The judge's decision is...
OK!
Is this a win by saying it?
Oh, is it a revenge?
Hello?
What?
Restaurant?
Is it a penalty?
Someone, please encourage me.
Now, the judge's decision is...
OK!
Oh, it's a great blow!
Hey, hey, Kimba!
This is your front teeth, Kimba!
Hey, Kimba!
Kimba, this!
The judge's decision is...
This is difficult!
Oh, is the teacher's favorite thing to do?
Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage...
Kya!
I didn't see it!
The judge's decision is...
OK!
The fresh members are also doing their best!
Everyone is gradually using the pot!
Pant, pant, pant...
A boxer is a boxer!
The judge's decision is...
OK!
And with that, it ends here!
Which member did Akito sensei like the most?
Sashihara!
Akito sensei's magic will be demonstrated by...
No way! Sashihara!
And his amazing skill is...
This!
Dajale Magic!
Will Sashihara learn Dajale Magic?
And here, in the studio, with this development...
Oh, but it was fun, wasn't it?
Oh, it was kind of special.
Oh, there were quite a lot of Dajale Ponpons, weren't there?
Ah, I got it!
Eh, can you do it?
Ah, but this is completely normal.
Amazing!
Popular! It's popular, isn't it?
Hey, Ponpon, you have a special skill.
You can become a Dajale Idol.
It's been a while.
Recently...
I haven't been eating well.
What have you been eating recently?
Hmm?
Good liver.
She completely used the Dajale trick!
And there...
Dajale Idol presents...
Amazing!
She's really popular, isn't she?
I made it myself.
Ah, but, but, but...
She's confirmed as a Dajale Idol!
And now, Dajale Magic!
Hello!
Pay attention to Dajale's Dajale Trick!
I'd like to erase a coin in an instant!
Here I go!
One!
Two!
Three!
Bam!
The coin is gone!
I'd like to continue like this!
This...tramp!
First of all, can you help me with this, Yuko- chan?
Yes!
Please say "stop" wherever you like!
Yes!
"Stop"!
This is good! This is good!
I will cut this and go!
And...what should I do?
Yuko-chan! Yes!
Please look at this trump card!
Everyone, please look! Yes!
I can't see it! I don't know it yet!
Yes!
But I already predicted what this trump card would be at first!
What?!
Really?
Here I go! Yes!
I'm a little worried because it's right...
Yes!
Is it this?!
What?!
It's wrong...
What?!
Is it wrong?!
It's not this...
I made a mistake...
It can't end like this...
Yes...
Can I cast a spell?
Yes!
Yes...
Trump! Trump! Come out!
No...wait a minute...
It's weird...
Oh! Oh!
It's purple!
This is it, right?!
The one I saw earlier...
This is it, right?!
Then I will give it to Yuko-chan!
Yes!
Thank you!
Oh!
Magic!
That's it!
Sashihara's magic was a huge success!
And with that...
Sashihara is a magic idol guest!
Thank you!
Amazing!
Thank you!
After this...
A solo single "Itano Todomi" was released!
"Itano Todomi" was released!
Breaking news!
"Itano Todomi" was released!
"akb48" 13th edition audition will be held in 9 places all over Japan! For more details, please check out the official website!
Also!
"akb48 1/8" "Idols and Guams Fall in Love!"
The second edition of love delusion simulation game has been decided!
This time, there are a lot of swimsuits!
For more details, please check out the official website!
The 24th single selection rock-paper-scissors tournament will be held at Nippon Budokan on September 20th!
This year's highlights are...
And!
"not yet" second single "nami nori kaki gori" has been released today!
Please support it!
"itano tomomi" second solo single "fui ni" will be released next week!
Please listen to it!
"itano tomomi" second solo single "fui ni" will be released next week!
I've fallen in love with several girls
and had various experiences
Even just holding hands
isn't enough for me
The only thing lighting up
isn't just a traffic light
As I run, I let out a breath
and look to my side
You haven't changed at all
The feeling of walking a little further
I don't know anymore
Suddenly, from somewhere in my heart
I heard it in my ears
That love was just an illusion
Even if you ask me, I'd be surprised
Because unconsciously
you reached out your right hand
and grabbed my heart
I'm sure you won't remember
This little thing
This momentary miracle
I fall in love with you all of a sudden
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