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Once you're out, it's a total mess!
A survival game betting your idol life on it!
Total mess dodgeball!
Rei!
Now, once again, please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball.
However!
Once you're out, it's a total mess for each member!
Haachan, you're scary!
Everyone, do your best!
I'm rooting for you!
You can do it!
Get out of here, you idiots!
Give me some advice, too!
This time, among the members of Raizman, there's a newcomer participating!
You!
You're different, aren't you?
Hatoyama, what's wrong?
Huh?
You smell like a big fish!
It's not you! It's Fujita! Fujita!
Fujita!
Now!
This is Fujita's first time participating!
How old are you now, Fujita?
I'm 14 years old!
14 years old!
You're cute!
And you're good at dancing!
Yes!
Just this!
This time, as you can see...
Who's going to be the first one to go crazy?!
The first one to go crazy is...
Koukai Fujisaki Market!
The Koukai Series members are afraid of...
Going crazy in front of strangers!
By the way, last time, Fresh Lemon Ichikawa...
Used all of Kojima Yoshio's jokes to his advantage...
Go!
Yeah!
You're fast!
I like you!
Go!
I'm not a big company, but...
I want to start my own shop, but it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
It's mentally tough and crazy!
This time, we will try all levels of Fujiwari Market's "Da-ra-ra-rai" exercise!
Now, these two will bowl, but...
No, Kojima, are you okay?
I'm fine. I already remember that I will fly.
Kojima, you can't fly, so you're just going to get pushed back like that, right?
Actually, last time, for some reason, Kojima didn't jump...
but instead ran away slowly and got hit in the back.
I'm fine. I already remember that.
Normally, if it's a result like that, you'd just come out.
I remember that.
So, this time...
Ready!
Now, jump ball!
Oh, Kojima can't reach it!
Kojima can't reach it either!
Ah, what should I do?!
No way!
Kojima was able to jump, but he completely missed it!
And this time, he ran away while showing his back...
but the ball hit his chest!
Wait!
I don't know what happened from the beginning!
Now, it's time for "Muchaburi"!
I didn't expect everyone around me would be on TV!
This is exciting!
Ah, I don't want to go!
Ah, what should I do?! I'm scared!
Wait! I'm scared!
I should have done "Kojima Yoshi" from now on.
Now, Kojima! Can you hear me?!
Wow, it's dark!
Ah, it's here!
Good evening!
Are there a lot of people?
There are a little bit!
Ah, there are a little bit!
"LALALA" dance! Let's start!
"LALALA" dance!
This is just a child's weight!
"LALALA" dance!
Let's shake hands and do some exercises!
Good evening!
Thank you for everything!
Thank you!
Thank you for everything!
Thank you!
"LALALA" dance!
It seems like Kojima is back!
Yes!
How do you feel?
I don't remember what happened after I did the jump ball!
But you should have done the jump ball!
That's right! Why did you do the jump ball?
But I remember what happened after I did the jump ball!
OK, let's see!
She's a trainee!
I can't guess it!
Ready...
Go!
She got it!
First, the white team won!
Kojima "LALALA" and Amina "SATO" switched and the game resumed!
The next winner is...
Amina!
Once again, Lady Amina is going to try her own simple and original recipe.
Please! Please! Please!
You seem to hate it a lot.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Why do you have so many recipes?
Well, it's my talent.
I'm getting angry! I'm getting angry!
Lady Amina's recipe
Ready!
Now, the ball is Fresh Lemon!
Is it really Ichikawa? Unexpected go-touch!
Huh? What was that just now?
It broke! It broke! It broke!
It broke! It broke!
Shimanda showed a wonderful catch!
The ball thrown with a lot of force hits Ichikawa's knee, who is too late!
Hey, you're a little cruel!
It broke! It broke!
You shouldn't have thrown it so hard!
Act! Act! Act! Act! Act!
Did it break? Did it break?
Act! Act!
How much do you want? How much do you want?
I want a lemon.
Oh, you want a lemon.
Now, it's time for a feast!
Now, we have Ichikawa Chef bring us the original recipe!
Please!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
Now, please!
Please eat it!
What is this, Ichikawa Chef?
This is just tuna.
Can we eat it like this?
Not like this.
We have another plan.
Now, it's time for "AD Ichikawa Three-Minute Cooking"!
First, peel a banana and tear it into pieces and put them in a bowl.
Banana and tuna?!
What?!
Crush the banana with a fork and mix it with the tuna.
Why did you think of making this, Idaba-kun?
Well, I like both bananas and tuna.
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
After mixing it well, pour soy sauce over it and let it blend in.
Seriously?!
I don't have soy sauce!
I don't have it!
Lastly, put it on top of hot rice and...
Idaba's original tuna and banana rice is complete!
Is it good?!
This is good!
Ichikawa, what does it look like?
First of all, there's no banana and soy sauce.
And there's no mixing either.
This is definitely a little sweet.
Wow, it's big!
I ate a lot.
It's good!
Idaba says that the umami of the tuna and the umami of the banana play an excellent harmony!
Now, now, Ichikawa!
Yes, yes, yes!
Are you okay?!
Yes! Let's do our best!
Ichikawa, how is it?!
It looks like a satay.
How is it?! How does it taste?!
It's bad!
It feels like I'm eating raw garbage!
It feels like you're eating raw garbage!
Look behind you.
I've eaten such a delicious meal.
Wow!
What do you think of this?
It feels like I'm eating raw garbage!
Now it's Kasai's turn.
Kasai!
For now, A.K.A. Bingo, good night and see you later!
The red team, Kojima and Ichikawa, have quickly fallen behind!
And next up is...
Fukufuku and Hana and George!
What?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
As idols, we absolutely must not show our nostrils in front of the camera!
Ready...
The red team, Otano Ball!
Now, what will they do?!
No!
Oh! Tominikishi!
A perfect catch miss!
I'm sorry!
Mota threw the ball with a loud voice and mercilessly slipped through Minegishi's hands!
Now, it's time for a crazy catch!
"Puku Puku Hana Chochin" is the skill of applying soapy air to the nose and using only the air to inflate the nose.
By the way, you should aim for 10cm or more!
I can't do it!
How many times do you want me to do it?
I don't like it!
It's quite jiggly.
Wow!
Can you do it with this?
Look! Look! Look!
It's like a human shampoo.
Wow!
It's more like a solid soap.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
That was close!
Minegishi used the holes of the two flowers well and perfectly completed "Puku Puku Hana Chochin"!
Now, there are 5 people in the red team and 6 people in the white team!
Who will be the next one to go home?
Now, the next crazy catch is this!
Yes!
"Getemodo" cuisine!
Now, we have prepared all kinds of food for you to eat!
Ready!
Now, the match resumes!
Suddenly, "Shimada" attacks!
"Nakagawa" picks up and...
"Nakagawa" attacks!
"Shimada" attacks!
Now, from "Miyadaki"...
Oh my!
A goal!
And now it's "Fresh Lemon"
"Itsuko" faces good situations!
"Ota" attacks first...
And "Shimada"!
"Shimada" attacks first...
"Ota" attacks again!
Oh my!
What a fierce match it is!
And now!
They avoid it!
And "Miyadaki"!
And now!
"Otonamina" is finally caught!
"Otonamina" is out!
Thank you!
And here...
Don't break the set!
It was a double!
What?
When it hit Amina, the bound set hit someone else.
No one got it?
Let's look at the scene of the problem!
As Shimada said, the ball that hit Sato Amina's back...
...hit Takeuchi's butt with no bound!
Which means...
It's a double!
Now, it's "getemono" time!
Now, today's dish is...
This one!
What is it?
What is it? Speed?
You don't know what it is, do you?
But I think you don't know, so...
The one in this pot is...
This one!
The members were so surprised...
...that they took off their belts!
"Irabu-ko" and "Irabu-mi-hebi"
In Okinawa, they have been treated as food since ancient times...
...and have been preserved as food for long-term food.
They are very precious!
By the way, they are also used as medicine for fatigue...
...so bring it to the members who are tired!
First, cut the "Irabu" back about 6 centimeters...
Put it in a pot and simmer it on medium heat for about 4 hours.
Add pork and kelp and season with salt and soy sauce...
"Irabu-jiru" is done!
Eat it! Eat it!
It smells really good!
Miyu-chan is crying!
It can't be helped, you got it right.
Who made it?
Shimada!
Shimada got second place!
Why do you think you're a woman and just throw it away?
You're a woman too!
How old were you?
Nine.
I'll eat you up, four-year-old girl.
She's nice!
That one, that one, that one!
That one!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Yes.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm nervous.
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's eat!
Yes!
She ate it!
How is it?
Is it good?
What is this?
How is it?
I don't know what it is!
No, it's this, it's ilabo.
It's soup.
No, it doesn't taste bad or bitter.
I don't know what I'm eating.
I've never eaten food with this texture.
How does it taste?
It's like a big fish.
It doesn't taste like a fish.
Miyu, you can do it!
You're climbing an adult's staircase!
Miyu, you can do it!
You can do it, you can do it!
I feel sorry for you.
This is your older brother, Sata...
Stop it!
Stop it! Seriously!
I'm your older brother!
Seriously! Stop it!
Hey, seriously!
No snakes allowed!
Onii-chan!
You can't play with snakes!
You can never catch snakes and monsters!
Onii-chan!
Takeuchi-kun and Toshio-san...
Satamura-kun and...
Seriously, seriously, seriously!
That's it for today's Mushaburi Time!
Shiro's team wins this time!
(Shiro's team wins this time!)
The MVP of this episode is Sato, who saved his junior, Takeuchi, and ate Irabu-jiru!
And we have a bonus for tonight!
In the last episode, Takahashi tried the crazy reverse playback theater!
Takahashi can't skip normally, but...
With reverse playback, he successfully skips!
But this wasn't all Takahashi's challenge!
Here's the unreleased scene!
What I'm about to do is...
Bowling!
- You've done bowling before, right? - Yes, I have.
Try doing it with reverse playback.
Takahashi and Minami try bowling with reverse playback!
Now, Takahashi, please!
- I'm back to normal. - I see.
That's it for you.
Let's watch it in reverse playback!
That was great!
I was a little surprised.
I don't know how to do it!
Don't you know how to do reverse rotation?
Yes, I do.
Really?!
DJ, can you do everything in reverse rotation?
No, I can't do that!
By the way, if the world-class performer Choba Gamaru does this bowling scene...
It would look like this!
Wow!
It's detailed!
It's like a wind blowing past you!
It's floating!
I see!
I see the ball!
If you play it backwards...
Wow!
I can see the ball!
Wow!
I don't know!
Wind!
Lick your finger, breathe in the wind...
It's floating!
Wow!
It's floating!
From now...
Throw it!
Wow!
This is amazing!
How was it, Takahashi?
It was so much fun!
You're awake now!
Wow!
I think you could have done better if you had seen it first!
Ah, you're right!
But you have a lot of...
You have a lot of...
You have a lot of talent today!
I did it!
I'm scared of myself!
No, no!
You said that in the opposite way of what you just said!
It's like a sweet dessert!
Maeda's true feelings!
Maeda's true feelings! Big explosion!
Big explosion!
The four of us, AKB48's new unit "DIVA", will make our debut on May 18th!
Akimoto, Umeda, Masuda and Miyazawa's AKB48's new unit "DIVA" will be born!
Their debut single "Tsuki no Uragao" will finally be released today! Please support them!
Also, AKB48's group performance "minogashita kimi tochi e" will start on May 24th!
It will be broadcast live at all movie theaters around the country!
For more information, visit AKB48's official homepage!
Also, AKB48's 22nd single "Senbatsu Sousenkyo" opening event will be held at Nippon Budokan on June 9th!
Senbatsu Sousenkyo has produced countless dramas so far!
What kind of results will we see this year?
Look forward to June 9th!
Also, AKB48 members' new theme song "Muneken Phrase" is in great demand!
For more information, visit AKB48's official homepage!
Hey, let's go home together.
It will finally be released next week!
AKB48 will bring you energy and smiles this summer!
Their 21st single "Everyday Katusha"!
If you're an AKB fan, you'll feel nostalgic for some reason!
Please watch the music video!
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With your headphones off, okay?
I'm in love with you
Kojima's secret is...
Kojima is surprised about Maeda's sudden attack this time!
I'm not an A.K.A. Bingo, you know?
Next week's honest and true story!
Maeda and Amariko are fighting with their hearts and souls!
A happy comedy team according to Maeda's words!
Maeda said the same thing!
Amariko's true feelings have collided!
Did you say what you said before?
Go to the kitchen!
You're wrong if you don't talk about it before!
I didn't say I wanted to talk about it!
Don't lie to me!
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