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Once you're out, you're out of your mind!
A survival game for an idol's life!
"Out of your mind Dodgeball"!
Now, let's explain the rules!
The rules are the same as in "Dodgeball in the Air".
Once you're out of your mind, you're out of your mind!
Good luck!
Both of you are new to RISE.
Abe, you're still in first year of high school, right?
That's right.
You're pretty tall, right?
I'm 165cm.
You're tall!
How tall were you with Kiyo?
167cm.
Right? You were 148cm when you were in first year of high school, right?
That's right!
You're as tall as Takami!
That's right!
That's how tall you were when you first met Kiyo!
But you're more hardworking than Kiyo!
Wow, you're so close!
Next up is Natsuki Kojima.
Oh, Kojima!
I'm sure there are people who call themselves "Kojima".
There are!
Right? I'm sure you're doing your best!
Oh! There's someone who doesn't count!
No, no!
Who doesn't count?!
No, no, no!
As you can see, this time,
who will be the first one to get hit?!
The first one to get hit in Japan is...
this one!
Oh, it flew!
Here it is!
We have prepared a variety of ingredients again this time!
What is this?!
Why does it appear in the first shot?!
I hit it in the first shot!
You didn't hit it, you threw it away!
That's right!
Now, let's take the jump ball!
Now, the jump ball!
Oh, it moved with Kojima!
Now, Takahashi...
Oh, it hit Kojima!
Takahashi is happy to avoid the enemy!
For some reason, Kojima holds his head up and doesn't jump!
As he slowly returns to his back,
Takahashi's ball hits the ground!
Do you know? Do you know?!
I hit it in the first shot!
Now, it's time for "Bujoburi"!
Here is today's dish!
It's a bee larva!
Thank you!
This is a commonly eaten ingredient in Nakano Prefecture.
It's rich in protein and iron, and it's full of nutrition!
Oh, that's good!
For this "Bujoburi" jump ball,
we have received it from Yakiamaguri!
I would like Kojima to enjoy the butter stir-fry, which is recommended for cooking!
Takahashi, you seem like you have plenty of time!
That's because it's hot!
This is a bee larva, which is said to be good for self- competition!
Please enjoy it!
Chew it properly!
Taste the butter!
Butter! I love butter!
How is it, Kojima?!
Butter?
It's not butter!
It's good! I don't know!
You don't know if it's good or not?
This time, I'm not going to eat it.
While saying that...
You're making a face like you want to eat it!
Are you stupid?!
But...
I'm going to eat it!
If you eat it with your right hand, you're in trouble!
I'm going to eat it!
It's a little cold!
And with that...
For some reason, Takahashi, who got it right, is also shocked.
How is it?
I can't bite it.
Bite it.
What is this?
That's Izumi-san!
It's been a while.
This...
It's good.
It's good?!
First, the white team wins!
The blue team's Kojima will replace Gaia Takeuchi and restart the game!
Embarrassing make-up!
If you eat this...
I will do an embarrassing make-up that you can't do!
Ready!
Now, the king's stick will restart the game!
Oh, this is a high-speed ball!
But it came off!
The song of the embarrassing make-up brings out screams!
Now, the king's stick will restart the game!
And even with a high-speed ball...
It hasn't lost!
Kojima picks it up and...
Oops!
Shinji Shibasaki got it right!
Out!
Did you get it right?
I didn't get it right!
Did you say you didn't get it right?!
You, Linesman, are watching this properly!
Are you listening?!
She said you didn't get it right.
I didn't get it right, right?
It stinks!
There's nothing in it, right?!
That doesn't mean you don't need it!
Out!
Now, it's transformation time!
Shimazaki will become a famous make-up artist that everyone knows about!
Make-up artist Kiyoto, what kind of make-up will he do for Shimazaki?!
Please turn around!
Shibazaki Bunk's scream!
Now, what will Shibazaki Bunk scream?!
My dream when I was a kid was to be a doctor!
It seems like it!
What a shame!
You want to see what it's like, don't you?!
Yes, I do!
Now, I'll put a mirror here for you.
Here you go!
Good reaction!
Yes, okay!
The next item is this!
Adult food!
I want you, who are still young, to taste the taste of adulthood!
It looks good!
Get ready!
Now, who will the ball go to?!
As expected of Shimazaki! He dodged it well!
Do a pose!
Bunk!
And the ball goes to Shimazaki Bunk!
Bunk!
It's Shimazaki Bunk's scream!
Now, Kojima will...
Matsumara made another mistake!
Matsumara put his hand on the loose ball that Kojima threw and missed the catch!
Now, it's time for your meal!
Open!
This is the taste of adults that can only eat it in spring, white fish!
White fish that adults love to eat!
Now, with this high-class food in the season, adults can fully enjoy it!
It's really good!
If you eat too much of it, it will splatter!
You can do it!
Chew it! Chew it!
Don't open your mouth!
Chew it! Chew it!
Munk is cheering you on!
How is it?
It's really alive! It's really alive!
It splattered!
Now, the red team has a reversal!
Now, the next unreasonable thing is...
Opened by Yoshio Kojima!
First of all, please look at this!
This is the Zero Star Square next to Nihon TV!
Wait! Wait!
This time, we will have Yoshio Kojima do his gag "sondo no kankei ne" with all his might!
Stop it!
This is a series of famous scenes!
In front of an amateur who doesn't know anything, who will be embarrassed this time?
Now, from the red ball, it's a 3rd match!
Suddenly, it hits Ichikawa's face!
Face!
Miyazaki's first shot hits Ichikawa's face, which is smaller than the ball, miraculously!
By the way, the camera is very bad from a distance, so people who go around don't know how to shoot a TV show or anything like that.
Now, it's time to go out!
I think it would have been better to go out and eat.
Now, it looks like Ichikawa has arrived in the afternoon, so let's connect the break!
Ichikawa is here!
So small!
Everyone is watching! Everyone is watching!
Ichikawa!
Can you hear me, Ichikawa?
Yes, I can hear you!
Is Ichikawa being noticed now?
He's looking at me a lot!
Oh, is that so?
Now, please do the opposite of Kojima and Shio with all your might!
Yeah!
That! That!
That! That! That! That!
Recently!
It's cold! But it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
More! More! To the mother over there! To the mother in front of you!
Hey, you two over there! Couples! Ask them if they know about me!
Yes! Do you know about me?
Do you know about AKB48?
Oh! You know about it? But it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter! I didn't say anything! She said it herself!
Okay, go home!
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
Welcome back!
What's wrong with you?
I don't know how you feel!
What's wrong? What did you say?
You know about it! It's embarrassing! You know about it!
You've done it before!
I've only eaten other people's food!
You've eaten other people's food!
It's embarrassing!
But! But!
It doesn't matter!
You're having fun over there!
Yes, daddy!
The next song is this one!
No!
It's a reverse replay!
What?
I'll explain it later!
Let's start the match!
Ready!
Let's start with the white team!
Oh! Shimada! Nice catch!
She's a girl!
Shimada's counterattack!
Oh! It's too high!
Oh!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
It's a crazy big time!
Then, please!
Oh! Amazing!
Awesome!
Oh! It's too high! Oh! It's too high!
Oh! It's too high!
Then, the people who appeared in "Power Girls" are...
The world famous silent comedy duo...
Choba Ghamal and Choba Choba!
The reverse playback theater that will welcome Choba Ghamal and Choba Choba is...
First of all, we will shoot Choba Ghamal and Choba Choba doing strange movements in front of the camera.
What is it?
If we reverse play this...
Hey!
They are walking.
They are walking and...
Oh! It looks like they are skipping normally!
That's right! This crazy big time is...
When you reverse play it, it will be a natural movement and you will do everything in reverse!
It's a super high level crazy big time!
Then, we would like to challenge Takahashi for this reverse playback performance!
Try skipping once!
Now, it's time for reverse playback!
Then, Takahashi, please do a reverse playback skip!
Oh! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Takahashi, you can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
I don't know what's going on.
What's going on?
Isn't this a little too much?
Let's watch it!
Now, reverse playback!
I'm the best.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm getting excited! I'm getting excited!
He's got a great posture.
Oh! Oh! Wow!
Reverse!
You can do it! You can do it!
You did it!
I think it might be better if you did it the other way around from now on.
You can't do it normally, can you?
You can do it normally now.
You can do it now.
What? What? What?
You can do it! You can do it!
The red team has widened the gap even more!
Now, the next unreasonable reason is...
Inaba rice!
I absolutely hate it!
Now, everyone!
This time as well, A.D.'s Inaba-kun will eat a simple and original recipe that he came up with in his self- watering life!
I'll do it, Inaba-kun!
Please do it!
Are you confident in this recipe?
I'm confident in it every time!
I'm confident in it!
Out of all the unreasonable things you've said, this is the one you're most excited about!
Ready!
Now, who will be the victim?
Suddenly, Takeuchi is out!
Takeuchi is out!
You didn't get it right! You didn't get it right!
What?
You didn't get it right!
No, no!
You all saw it, didn't you, Lies Man? She said you didn't get it right!
What? What?
What are you looking at me like that for?
You're the one who got it right!
Now, it's time for the feast!
Now, let's have Chef Inabashi bring out the original recipe!
Chef Inabashi's original recipe!
Thank you for waiting.
Are you confident about this one?
I'm confident about it.
Now, please have a taste.
What is this?
What is this, Chef Inabashi?
This is miso soup candy.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What is miso soup candy?
Well, it was a coincidence, but...
I was eating miso soup at home...
and I was a little busy with work...
so I put it in the fridge and tried to cool it down.
And then...
I put it in the fridge by mistake...
What are you laughing about?
This is bad!
Who would laugh about that episode?
So you put it in the fridge and ate it?
That's right.
Was it good?
It was good.
What does it smell like?
Wasabi! Wasabi!
That's where you can enjoy two flavors.
The miso flavor is the main flavor and the dashi flavor is the main flavor.
Then show me how you eat it.
It's crunchy.
It's good.
Really?
Then, Takeuchi, please!
Thank you for the food.
Wait a minute! Shut up!
Thank you for the food.
How is it, Takeuchi?
What is it?
What is it? Is it good?
There is miso soup...
It's good, isn't it?
It's not good!
You invented it, didn't you?
You want to eat it, don't you?
You put a lot of it in it.
I'm really curious about it. It smells really good, doesn't it?
Thank you for the food.
It's pretty good.
Is it good?
It's crazy, isn't it?
Hey, don't put it under your socks.
Don't put it under your socks!
Hey, young man in black, don't put it under your socks!
Hey!
It's funny, isn't it?
Look, it's the same.
Here, the crazy time is over!
The red team won!
This time, five people remained.
The red team won!
And the MVP is...
Even though they didn't win, they challenged the weirdos and Inaba fans.
Takahashi Minami won!
After this, the latest footage of French Kiss will be released!
AKB48's new single "Everyday Cautious Type B" will be included in "UnderGirls' Hito no Chikara".
The music video has arrived!
Please enjoy it for a little bit!
And!
At Tokyo Dome City Hall, AKB48's group full performance "Midogashita Kimi Tachi Eno" will be held!
You can see the full performance at the theater!
Look forward to it!
In addition!
Maeda Tsuko's solo debut is finally decided!
The title is "Flower"!
It is also the introduction song of the first year movie "Moshitora"!
"I love you" will finally be released next Wednesday!
Tonight, we'll show you the music video we shot!
I'm in love with you
I love you
Erase all of my memories
Empty them out and start over again
I wish I could make you remember me
Because I can't say "I love you"
I wasn't in the mood for love back then
Because I can't say "I can't forget you"
Even now, no matter how I look like
I'm not in the mood for love
I love you
Comments, private photos and for some reason a booing...
Next week, photos with mobile phones and a face- to-face match
Moma Shabat's First View Card
Members' private photos will be exposed to the world's harsh eyes
It's not funny, is it?
I'll pull it out
What? What? What?
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