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♪ Yes! I wanted to see you ♪
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When you're out, it's all over!
A survival game for an idol's life!
"Muchaburi Dodgeball"!
Now, let's start with the rules!
The rules are the same as in air dodgeball.
When you're out, "Muchaburi Dodgeball" is waiting for you!
Good luck!
Both of you are rookies.
Abe, you're still a first-year high school student, right?
Oh, you're quite tall, aren't you?
I'm 165cm.
That's tall!
How about you, Kiyoto?
I'm 167cm.
You were 148cm when you were a first-year high school student, right?
That's right!
You're taller than me!
That's right!
How old were you when you first started with Kiyoto?
Both of you worked hard, but you didn't work hard at all.
You're very close!
Next up is Natsuki Kojima.
Oh, Kojima!
I'm sure there are people who call themselves "Kojima".
There are!
Even if you raise your hands, you're still doing your best!
Oh, there's someone who doesn't count!
No, no!
Who doesn't count?!
No, no, no!
As you can see, this time,
who will be the first one to be kicked out?!
Here is the first one to be kicked out!
Oh, it flew away!
It's the same person!
Now, we've prepared a variety of ingredients again!
What is this?!
Yes!
Why is it appearing in the first shot?!
It hits me in the first shot!
If it didn't hit you, you would've said it!
That's right!
Alright, here's the jump ball!
Please do it!
Alright, the jump ball!
Oh, it didn't hit Kojima! What's wrong?
Oh, it hit Kojima!
Takahashi is happy to avoid the ball and explodes!
For some reason, Kojima holds his head up and doesn't jump!
Takahashi's ball hits Takahashi's back slowly!
Wait, what's going on?
I don't know! I don't know!
Alright, it's time for "Bujaburi"!
Today's dish is this!
It's a bee larva!
This is a commonly eaten ingredient in Nakano Prefecture.
It's rich in protein and iron and is full of nutrients.
Oh, that's nice!
For this "Bujaburi" jump ball, we've had it provided by Yakiamaguri.
We'd like you to enjoy the butter stir-fry that our chef recommends and eat it with Kojima!
Takahashi, you're so relaxed!
That's because it's hot!
Bee larva, which is said to be good for self- healing!
Please enjoy it!
Chew it properly!
Butter! I love butter!
How does it taste?!
Butter?
It's not butter!
What?!
It's good! I don't know!
You don't know if it's good or not?
What's wrong with your face?
This time...
I won't eat it.
While saying that...
You're making a face like you're going to eat it!
Aren't you stupid?!
You're eating it!
But...
I'll eat it.
If you eat it, it's over.
I feel bad for making you eat it.
That's right, that's right.
If you win, I'll eat it!
It's a little cold!
And with that...
For some reason, Takahashi who won is also shocked.
How is it?
Yeah.
Chew it.
I wonder what this is.
Huh?!
That's Ijiri-san!
It's been a while.
This is...
Yes?
It's good.
It's good?!
First, the white team wins!
The blue team's Kojima will replace Gaia Takeuchi and restart the game!
Embarrassing make-up!
If you eat this...
I'll do an embarrassing make-up that you can't do!
Ready!
Now, the king's pride will restart the game!
Oh, this is a high-speed ball!
But it came off!
The embarrassing make-up made everyone scream!
Now, it's the king's pride again!
And, even though they're in the final round, they haven't lost!
Kojima picks up the ball and...
Oops!
It hit Shinji Shimasaki!
Out!
Did it hit?
It didn't hit!
Did you say it didn't hit?!
You, Linesman, are watching properly!
Are you listening?!
Yes.
She said it didn't hit.
It didn't hit, right?
Yes.
Huh?! It stinks!
It's not in there!
I don't want it!
Ah! It's in!
That's dangerous!
Now, it's transformation time!
Shimazaki will become a famous makeup artist that everyone knows about!
What kind of makeup artist will Kiyo Takumi do for Shimazaki?
Please turn around!
Yay!
This time, it's Shimazaki Bunk's scream!
Now, how will Shimazaki Bunk scream?!
My dream when I was a kid was to be a doctor!
It seems like it!
What a shame!
Do you want to see what it looks like?
Yes, I do!
I'll hand you a mirror.
Here you go!
Good reaction!
Okay!
The next unreasonable request is this!
Adult food!
We'd like you, who are still young, to taste adult food!
It looks good!
Get ready!
The ball goes in!
Who will it go for?!
Oh! As expected of Shimazaki!
He dodged it well!
Do a pose!
And the ball goes to Shimazaki Bunk!
Bunk!
It's Shimazaki Bunk's scream!
Now, Kojima...
Oh! Matsumara makes another mistake!
Matsumara puts his hand on the loose ball that Kojima threw and makes another catch mistake!
Now, it's time for your meal!
Open!
This is the taste of adults, white fish that can only be eaten now and again in spring!
White fish that adults of all ages love to eat!
Now, with this high-class food of the season, adults can fully enjoy it with their mouths full!
Can we eat this much?
It's really good!
If you eat it, will it be delicious?
If you eat it, it will be delicious!
It's already soaked!
Please!
It's moving! It's moving!
What?
Chew it! Chew it!
You're not supposed to open your mouth!
It's crying!
Chew it! Chew it!
It's crying!
Munk is also supporting you!
It's crying a lot!
How is it?
It was really alive! It was really alive!
With this, the red team has turned the game around!
Now, the next crazy thing is...
Revealed Kojima Yoshio!
First of all, please look at this!
This is...
The Zero Star Square next to Nihon TV!
This time, Kojima Yoshio's gag, "It doesn't matter," will be done with all your might!
Stop it!
Until now, many famous scenes have been born in this series!
In front of an amateur who doesn't know anything, who is going to be embarrassed this time?
Ready!
Now, from the red ball, the game has turned around!
Oh! Suddenly, it hits Ichikawa's face!
Miyazaki's first shot hits Ichikawa's face, which is smaller than the ball!
Thank you!
By the way, the camera is very bad from a distance, so people who go around and shoot TV don't know anything about it.
Now, it's time to go out!
I think it would have been better to go out and eat.
Now, it seems that Ichikawa has arrived in the afternoon, so let's connect the break!
Oh, there it is!
It's so small!
Everyone is watching! Everyone is watching!
Ichikawa!
Can you hear me, Ichikawa?
Yes, I can hear you!
Is Ichikawa being noticed now?
Oh, I'm being watched a lot!
I'm being watched a lot!
Oh, is that so?
Now, please do the opposite of Kojima and Shio with all your might!
Oh, I'm not good at it!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wow!
I'm sorry for making you go through it, but...
Katamiya is cold!
But it doesn't matter!
I understand!
Yes!
Massi!
Cute!
Wow!
More! More! To the mother over there! To the mother in front of you!
Hooray!
Hey, you two over there! Couples! Ask them if they know about me!
Yes! Do you know about me?
Do you know about AKB48?
Yes, we know about it.
Oh! You know about it? But it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
I didn't do anything!
She said it herself!
Okay, go home!
It doesn't matter!
Welcome back!
What's wrong?
I don't know how I feel!
What's wrong?
What do you want?
I know you're embarrassed.
I know you've done it many times.
I've eaten other people's food.
You've eaten other people's food.
It's embarrassing.
Just kidding!
Hi, I'm Poppy.
The next game is...
Reverse Playing Field!
I'll explain it later.
Let's start the game!
Let's start again from white team!
Oh, nice catch by Shimada!
As expected of Motoko and Musumi!
Shimada's counterattack!
It's too hot!
Out!
What is it? What is it? Reversal session?
What is it?
It's time for a crazy one!
Let's start!
Wow!
Awesome!
Out!
The ones who showed us "power glance" are...
The world famous silent comedy duo...
Garmel and Chobana!
What is "reversal session" with Garmel and Chobana?
First of all, let's film Garmel and Chobana doing strange movements in front of the camera!
When you reverse this...
Hey!
Are you walking?
When you walk...
Oh my! It's like a normal skip!
Yes! This "muchaburi" is a super high-level "muchaburi" that plays everything in reverse so that it has a natural movement when it is played backwards!
Well, that's it! I, Takahashi, would like to challenge this reverse playback performance!
Would you like to try a skip once?
kugibuke
Now, it's time for reverse playback!
Well, then, Takahashi, please do a reverse playback skip!
Oh, it's coming! I feel like it's coming!
Oh, it's close! It's close! It's close!
Oh, it's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
I don't know the composition very well...
How is it?
Isn't it a little off-key!?
Well, then, let's watch it!
Now, reverse playback!
It's coming! It's coming!
I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
He has a great posture!
Oh, but he's good!
Oh! Oh! Amazing!
It's coming back! It's coming back!
It's a skip! It's a skip!
I did it! I did it!
Maybe it's better if you do it in reverse from now on.
It's better if you do it in reverse.
You can't do it normally, can you?
You can do it normally now!
You can do it now!
What? What? What?
You can do it normally now!
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Go!
Oh, you can do it!
The red team has widened the gap even more!
Now, the next crazy thing is...
Stuffed rice!
Thank you!
Once again, A.D.'s Inaba is going to show us how to make a simple and original recipe.
I'm not good at this.
Are you confident in this recipe?
I'm confident every time.
She's the most excited out of all of us.
Who's going to be the victim?
Oh! Suddenly, Takeuchi is out!
Takeuchi is out!
I didn't hit you. I didn't hit you.
What?
I didn't hit you.
You saw it, didn't you, Riesman? She said she didn't hit you.
What? What?
What are you looking at me like that for? You're the one who hit me!
I'm sorry.
It's time for a feast!
Chef Inaba will show us his original recipe.
Please show us!
Thank you for waiting.
Are you confident in this recipe?
I'm confident.
Please show us.
What is this?
What is this, Chef Inaba?
This is miso soup candy.
Wait a minute. What is miso soup candy?
I happened to make it.
I was eating miso soup at home.
I was busy with work.
I put it in the refrigerator and tried to cool it down.
Then, by mistake, in the refrigerator...
Why are you laughing?
By mistake, in the refrigerator...
Who would laugh at that episode?
You did it like this, and you ate it.
That's right.
Was it good?
King Terror's Takeuchi, how does it smell?
What?
Wakame! Wakame! Wakame!
You can enjoy two flavors there.
Are they different flavors?
The miso is the main flavor and the dashi is the main flavor.
That's right!
Show me your hand, Inabako.
I'll eat it.
It's crunchy and chewy.
It's delicious.
Really?
King Terror's Takeuchi, please!
I'll eat it.
Wait a minute!
Shut up!
♪ In my hot miso soup ♪
♪ I think of you ♪
How is it?
What is it?
Is it good?
There is cold miso soup...
Is it good?
It's not good!
You invented it, didn't you?
You said you wanted to eat it?
That's right.
I want to eat it.
Which one is it?
It looks so good.
I'm so curious.
You like miso soup, don't you?
It's good, isn't it?
You invented it, didn't you?
Is it good?
It's so good!
It tastes like socks.
What?!
You put socks in it, didn't you?!
You young black man!
You put socks in it, didn't you?!
Hey!
It's funny!
It's like a movie!
Look! Line up!
Look! It's like a movie!
It's like a movie!
Time's up!
Red team wins!
Red team wins with five people left!
And MVP is...
Even though they didn't win, they challenged weirdos and hot miso soup!
Takahashi Minami wins!
And now, let's check out French Kiss' latest video!
AKB48's new single "Everyday Katchoo" type B is included in it.
UnderGirls - Hito no Chikara
The music video has been released!
It's only a little bit, but please enjoy it!
And at Tokyo Dome City Hall, AKB48 group "All Performances" "Midogashi Kimitachi e" will be held!
You can see all the performances we've done in theaters!
Look forward to it!
In addition, Maeda Tsuko's solo debut has finally been decided!
The title is "flower"!
It's also the introduction song of the first year movie "moshitora"!
The new singles "kashiwagi", "takajo", "kuramochi" and "french kiss" will finally be released next Wednesday!
Tonight, we'll show you our new music video!
kashiwagi
kimi wo omoidasetara ii noni ne
datte suki nante ienai ja
ano hi no boku wa
koi nanka suru kibun ja nakatta
datte ima sara donna kao shite
are kara kimi wo wasurerarenai nante
ierun ka yo? kako warui
Comments, private photos and for some reason booing...
Tissue, cell phone photo and face-to-face battle...
Momoshaba and Ichikun card...
Members' private photos will be exposed to the world's harsh eyes...
It's not unpleasant, is it?!
Kick!
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